₦airaland Forum

FighterPilot:
From what exactly? Are you going to hold people at gunpoint to release the money?

From taxes.
Enforcement of TIN will ensure that huge tax revenues are accrued and necessary data is captured.

FighterPilot:
Another word for crude oil is simply petroleum and I stand to correct you.

hahahahaha..accept your mistake,stop shifting goal post!.

FighterPilot:
Hehehebenee… petroleum is a general term that denotes hydrocarbons including crude oil. My dear friend.
http://www.aapg.org/about/petroleum-geology/petroleum-through-time/what-is-petroleum

Anytime you come under fire for displaying ignorance,you immediately resort to using phrases like "my friend" or "my dear friend"; your half-baked attempts at psycological subterfuge will not work!.
Yes,petroleum is a general term use to collectively categorize crude oil,gas and their products.But when talking about petroleum profit,it refers to total tax revenue generated from the oil and gas sector,including the NNPC.

FighterPilot:
I wish you all the luck in your endeavours then in your game of playing catch up with SA. The question is SA has 50 million people while Nigeria has 180 million people. Have you also checked on that?

We will be generating almost twice your fiscal budget by 2018 due to new government policies.
I think that amount of money is quite sufficient to cater for our huge population and still have enough left to store.

FighterPilot:
Don't ever bring me a source and still argue with it because it is clearly stated that your revenues included your oil profit as well.
From the same source and I quote.
According to the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN), the revenue was derived from petroleum profit and non-oil taxes, including income tax, gas income, capital gain tax, stamp duty and Value Added Tax (VAT).

lol,Illiteracy is a terminal disease!.
so in your village,petroleum profit = crude oil revenue?!
I'm shocked at the level of ignorance you southies are always fond of displaying.
Petroleum profit simply means the tax collected from petrochemical companies,refineries,crude cargo cooperations,liquified gas plants and oil well installations.
This is quite very different from crude oil revenue which is primarily derived from gross export of crude oil and gas.

FighterPilot:
After you paid off all the stakeholders you are only left with a budget that does not go anywhere near $25 billion. We usually follow it every year.

Within the next few years,the FIRS alone is gonna be generating over $100 billion; once tax evasion is eradicated and all companies are audited and properly integrated into national database.
The current government has already ordered full audit and integration of all the LSMEs in the country.Every person and company is going to have a unique TIN{Tax Identification Number},it would be almost impossible to bank,conduct transactions and recieve/make payment without a TIN and tax reciept.
By 2018,Nigeria will generate the whole of SA national fiscal budget through our taxing system alone!!,add that to the money generated through customs,royalties,international trade,and crude export{which is set to increase by $50 billion by 2017},and we will literarily be swimming in cash!!.

Lezzlie:
I present nairaland's chief faggott-prince and ugliest, brainless newt. Captainswag225 : ugliness redefined

Someone as monkey-cute as captain cook isnt even qualified to be called a faggott....faggotts have more aesthetic taste than that.

Lezzlie:
compare with this scarecrow-cum- baboon. you look foolish and butt - ugly. Your ugliness is contagious. Its even hindering my network speed

lol,the guy is "monkey-cute".
I never knew the world would witness the rebirth of Authstralopithicus Africanus.

9jabreed7saga:
SERIOUSLY!!!
so this is the man behind the steel.
imagine with all the dust uve said about Nigerians, what if a Nigerian track you down and shot you 7 times in front of your parents just to warn your fellow Ghanaian that some people take all this insults personal.

Careful,brother.

FighterPilot:
Multichoice remains a leader satellite TV in Nigeria. The truth is in the events and entertainment awards that they sponsor in Nigeria.

That is far from the reality on ground; Startimes is a very fierce rival to Multichoice,and they are gaining ground everyday due to their cheaper service; they even offer a N20 per day bouquet{thats 1.3 Rands per day} and more stimulating tv channels.Also,ACTV even offers decoders for free.

Captainswag225:
lmao,,, see who is talking!

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Captainswag225:
up until now naija still cant bring an alternative to multichoice. Y'all watch dstv and go tv. They even watch multi tv which is ghanaian owned.

I love it when i make u sad, confused and uneasy.

We have Startimes,ACTV and DaarSat.
Only a minute percentage of people use Multi tv,most people use Startimes.
Try to conduct research before engaging people in debates.

FighterPilot:
Nigeria is reportedly number one in HIV epidemic in the whole world. The one reason for that was the fact that over 80% of Nigerians don't know their status.

"reportedly" indeed,citation needed.

NIGERIA,INDIA EXCHANGE HEAVY DIPLOMATIC PUNCHES AT UN PARLIAMENT
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http://www.punchng.com/opinion/nigeria-india-diplomatic-punches-at-the-un/
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Behold the rise of the African hegemony.

DictatorZAR:
Mr aka morphy go read ours where trained in Moscow and our former were an honored airmen who flew sorties in and out of Angola. Get your facts right
You have a new fake qualified commander now who has never sat foot onto a jet fighter

Your air chief could be trained in Mosgoat for all I care!,the man cannot even strap the seat belt of a fighter jet over his bloated bobotie belly.

DictatorZAR:
Eva, I see you didn't read the article. Its about your hiv epidemic that's now officially overtaken SA
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2928080/

Dodo,your source is unreliable and based on personnal ill-researched opinions,what the hell is "PMC"?.
SA remains the HIV caliphate of the world.

DictatorZAR:
But you and Lezz are polio survivors, with all the classic signs of the debilitating effects of the dreaded disease Eve.

According to your own researchers who worked together with WHO officials you have the highest prevalence rate now and that doesn't even include some NE areas. I told you that shiiithole is fcvked
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2928080/

Polio has been eradicated in Nigeria,google is your friend.
Stop embarrasing yourself.

DictatorZAR:
Hell no you maggot offspring why don't you and that gay pride baboon go fcvk yourselves, anyway because these days you two are sucking upto each other Eve.

hehehehe.....i'm laughing in greek!
I sense butthurt.
Go get a wife and stop craving knobs,old man!.

DictatorZAR:
Oh did your begging bowl President Buhari replace that pot belly baboon with another pot belly fake qualified Pidgin slinging airmen who also never fired an air to air missile from his 1970's relics.

Pot belly from where?,You cannot compare our highly experienced airforce chief with your illiterate egg-head airforce chief that sits in his office and stuffs his face full of bobotie till he chokes.

DictatorZAR:
My dear polio survivor.
Go check WHO latest reports on which West african state owns the status today as africa's hiv infant death capital of the world and with the most hiv orphans today. Second is your malaria that kills more people then hiv in SA.
http://www.ajol.info/index.php/nmp/article/view/82765
Google is your friend come to SA less then 2% of all our hiv positive mothers babies die now compare that to your shiiithole.

SA remains HIV headquater of the universe,you practically live and swim is a bubbling cesspool of HIV.
Last time I checked,polio has been eradicated from Nigeria.

DictatorZAR:
Go look at your cheap @ass profile pic big lip black as tar ugly baboon before you come and talk shiiit. You were built for sucking d.ic.k you half breed baboon.

hey lezzlie,I think barmy old dictator zoo here just complemented your looks,in his trademark sick perverted sort of way..hehehehe....
Get your mind out of the gutter you cvnt depraved egg-head!.

DictatorZAR:
Jealous fcvvk she's more qualified then your marshall who has never seen a opposing airforce missile in his Igbo pot belly life.

I think I should compare her to your sick pot belly air marshall
http://saharareporters.com/2014/02/03/air-marshal-alex-sabundu-badeh-too-fat-head-military-abiodun-ladepo

Badeh isnt airforce chief anymore,you castrated pig!.Get that into your fat egg-head,dodo.

DictatorZAR:
Last time I checked Nigeria is the disease and corrupt capital of the world

Disease from where?,SA has the highest number of blokes and cvnts with HIV in the whole world!.fact!!.That makes you the disease capital of the world.

DictatorZAR:
Your nationals are rated as the worst in the hole world wherever you go in the world there Nigerians arrested for human trafficking, drugs, fake doctors, pastors ect.
http://eagleyereportconnect..co.ke/2015/02/nigerians-languishing-in-jail-outside.html?m=1
You parasites are demons ravaging this world.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/06/15316-nigerians-languish-foreign-prisons/

Why,you wound me with your words my friend.
You quote a blog as your source?,I thought you understood that it is an unwritten rule not to quote blogs as sources in this thread.
Anyway,into the thrashbag it goes.
As for your second point,Nigeria has a huge population,those that engage in illegal affairs are merely a minute percentage of our total population in diaspora.China and India has almost twice that amount of fugitives in prisons abroad,does that make them less developed?
SA is the crime capital of the universe,fact!.

FighterPilot:
Can you pass me the stuff you are drinking please. I also want to be a bit tipsy and vomit garbage.

You dont need to drink anything,you are already vomitting garbage.

DictatorZAR:
Nigerian SME's where don't talk shiiiit boy, are you talking abt those hillbrow drug dealers and street hawkers selling fake gucci shirts. 99% of your 1,5m f@ucktards here are involved in shady shiiit from your pastors to your fake doctors.

hahahahaha..I laugh in swahili.
Fake pastors and doctors wouldnt be so rampant if your troubled people werent seeking for quick crude miracles.How many Nigerians are drug dealers compared to the huge number of south african murderers and petty burglers?
Nigerians run your economy,especially your informal economy.

Captainswag225:
hahahaha donkey evulture.. Do u think only nigerians speak pidgin?
Last time i checked shoprite was an s.a company that employed jobless smelly skunk like ur type. Have u sent ur application already?

Nigeria is the owner of pidgin english,though we have colonized countries like Cameroon,Ghana,Benin and Sierra Leone with pidgin english.
Let me enlighten you: 10% of Brazilians speak yoruba,while Igbo language is a major lingua franca in Gabon,hausa language is spoken in Cameroon,Chad,Niger,and Ghana.So you see?,we make the languages,others learn it.
Shoprite does not even employ up to 5000 Nigerians,on the other hand,Nigerian SMEs in SA employ tens of thousand of south africans.Unemployment in SA is quite alarming,which leads to crime and xenophobia.

Msauza:
They all do even before yours.

citation needed.
Libyan ATRs are little more than obsolete aircrafts,while Gabonese ATRs are technically VIP transport aircraft without sophisticated EW installations present in the NN ATR-42 "purveyors".

Captainswag225:
poor guy! U don chop today? No die for my top oo.... We fly with the best airforce pilots in africa and with one of the best jets. Unlike ur pooly trainned pilots.

lol,captain cook actually understands pidgin english!!,probably one of those southie egg-heads working as messangers for shoprite in Nigeria.
Post proof that you "fly the best pilots in Africa".

Msauza:
What about Gabon and Libya? Bwahahaha… you must do research before putting your filthy fingers on your keyboard, mumu.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATR_42

MUMU!,does gabon and libya ATR-42s possess SIGINT capabilities?
Can they be deployed for AWACS role?
Only NN ATR-42 can perform both AWACS and SIGINT roles in Africa!

Sobuza3:
Hahahahaha Naijas are very funny people. It's not photo shop, IT'S YOUR NAVY WEBSITE fool. Go check it then come back apologise illiterate f*ck

Apologize for what?,you bring outdated pictures here and expect me to sing you a love song?
NN website isnt regularly updated,if you had carried out proper research,you would have known.

Msauza:
Only two in Africa sound so misleading indeed.
You can't protect your coastline and your naval chief confessed it by blaming it on his over 50% useless fleets.

What is misleading about my statement?,there are only 2 ATR-42 ISTAR/AWACS/MPA/SIGINT{COMINT+ELINT} aircrafts in the whole of Africa,and guess who owns them?,you got it!.
As for the rest of your post; its a heap of cudswallop!.
50% of our fleet is enough to secure the whole gulf of guinea + south africa's coastline.For God's sake!,we are at peacetime,why do we need to operate 100% of our impressive naval armada?.There is no professional navy that operates that recklessly.
Anyway,70% of our navy is confirmed active.