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Echat book, only you one buy two plots for front page, denying others good lands to build their dream homes. Ur case dey court o!


Back to the topic, wetin eye find na him eye see. If you hadn't presented urself like one who's booty freak, I guess she wouldn't av faked it for you. It's your dinner man, enjoy it. Agreement is agreement, u don agree to marry her irrespective of her boobs & booty.

ozoigbondu:
Behold the orubebe of NL JEGA

Come, you no go sleep ni? abi u don 4get sey una winch meeting dey for midnight? Lolz!

ozoigbondu:
U dey vex go drink cold water before you get bp

*Yinmu*


Seems u'r here to tempt me tonight. And according to nairaland constitution, provocation is no excuse for murder.


Biko, tell NLJega dt ds election should be reorganised or u simply allow me grief in peice.

ozoigbondu:

Bia, I dey vex ds night o! No let me para for you.


I get hot-temper o!

Chai! Airtel, today wey be final na him una wan fall my hand so?


Anyways, before the clock ticks 7pm,lemme quickly exercise my franchise.


I vote TWACI!



Cc NLJega.

stephenqueen:
Thanks

U welcome Man!


How are we gonna celebrate Twaci's imminent victory?

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the ocean.


Online & offline, I'll forever be voting for that one gorgeous 'Miss' whom I think is outstanding.


Once again, my name is Evathyst, and I'm here to cast my e-vote for TWACI.



CC: NLJega.


Stephenqueen, Orijin101 and every other member of #team twaci# U'r doing a great job guys. Just keep the ball rolling...

NLJega, wetin dey happen now? Shey until somebody come form Orubebe for here before you announce ds result peacefully?


Hian!


Anyways, my candidate TWACI would carry the day, dt I'm sure of.

My single vote goes to no other person than the gorgeous, beautiful, eloquent, pretty, lovely, adorable, and sexy TWACI.

I'm Evathyst, and I'm here to vote TWACI. and TWACI alone.


Cc NLJega.

yutsuf:
tried mine.... av gotten 1gb but aw do I confirm it??

Plz what's the code? I can't see any post that mentions such

dharay99:

hmm...

Here comes the derailer!


Contestants, scamper for safety o!

I wonder when jungle justice became a norm in this country? Today it's soldiers beating up corp members, tomorrow it's Naval officers asking a grown up man to swim in a gutter.


Funny enough, when these miscreants parading themselves as soldiers see boko boys, dem go run pass Hussein Bolt.

christabeli:
Please What did they do?

According to what a friend told me, they will put up advert say physics, chemistry, English lang, Lit. But on getting there, they will give you questions that are more difficult than UTME questions to answer. Normal abi?

Then, u'll do a micro-teaching. Still normal abi?

Now, by the time they see u'r good. They will now tell you the koko. It's then u'll realise that it's not school teachers that they need, rather it's a home tutor job. The salary ehn, even a beggar will do the sign of the cross.

My anger with them is that they should have stipulated in their advert that they want home tutors so that hustlers who already have something doing wouldn't waste their time, money, and job looking for greener pasture.


Lemme stop here for now, let it not seem as if I'm spoiling their business. Visiting Prof, where art thou? Come and bear me witness o! At least, U've been there.

GoldenDr:
Ajah

I smell EB tutors! Only Jesus can save anyone that will apply for their job.


#Speaking from a well known Nairalander's experience#

Did I see Dr Omisore of EDM?


Ope o! God don punish devil!

dridowu:
my name is khan

And u'r a terrorist!

initialize:
Yes, you don't need any glasses, eyes so sharp no need no binoculars.

You head so clear your brain got no obstruction. You read and understood accordingly.


Pix here

I think I'm more than convinced. In dt case, I'll put a call through to my attorney(Rav) so that we make every necessary plans. Trust me, I'll get back to you.

Two things I'll have to sort out with him; How to help me market my M2 so as to cushion the effect of any financial and circumstantial burden that the acquisition of this tab may cost me.
Secondly, how he's gonna fine-tune the whole deal without any spotlight beaming on my covert identity (just like in all our previous transactions).


Although, I must confess that there's no fear dealing with you. My only 'ish' is that u'll wana track me down. And with the way Rav has is behaving ds days, I'm feeling my defence line will be breached.


But whichever way, our deal is still on. As for our 'touch & do', well, I'll say GAME ON.


CATCH ME, IF YOU CAN!

primeson1:
this love knows no bound oooo

Mr Primeson, u no go church ni? Ds one wey u get time dey monitor me & Initialize so? Are we safe?


Yes, the business love btw us knows no bounds...

initialize:
Good Morning.

Details of Cube Talk 9x U65GT

The world's first tablet with antutu score over 40000
Real MTK8392T Octa Core 2.0GHz
Real 9.7inch Retina IPS Screen 2048*1536
Real 2GB RAM + 16GB ROM
Ultra thin 7.0mm
Built-in Li-on battery(10000mAh)
GPS, Bluetooth 4.0, FM
Camera Back 8.0 megapixel with Auto Focus and LED Flash, F2.0, Front 2.0 megapixel


Cube Talk 9X Tablet Species:

Model Cube Talk 9X U65GT
Processor CPU: MediaTek MTK8392T, Cortex A7 Octa Core 2.0 GHz
GPU: Mali-450 700MHz
Operation System Android 4.4
RAM 2GB (DDR 3)
ROM 16GB Nand Flash,supports external micro SD card up to 32GB
Size 7mm Thin
Screen Size 9.7 Inch
Screen 9.7 inch Retina IPS OGS Capacitive Multi-touch Screen, Corning Gorilla Glass 2
Retina, 2048 x 1536, 326PPI,=(ipad air screen) 16 million colors
Display Retina IPS OGS
Resolution 2048 x 1536
Visible Angle 180°
Camera Back VO 8.0 megapixel with Auto Focus and LED Flash, F2.0
Front 2.0 megapixel
Network Single Simcard, Dual Standby
2G: GSM 850/900/1800/1900 MHz
3G: WCDMA 900/2100 MHz + TD-SCDMA 1880-1920/2010-2025MHz
Bluetooth 4 .0 with EDR
Wi-Fi: IEEE 802.11 b/g/n, supports Wi-Fi hotspot
Micro USB 2.0
FM Yes. build-in
GPS Yes. build-in
Gravity Sensor Yes
Android Market Yes
Flash Support Flash 11.1
Earphone Interface 3.5mm
Email and Browser Yes, built in
Speaker: AAC
Battery: Li-ion Battery 10000 mAh
Support USB Charge, 5V 2000MA charger,
10000mAh / 4.35V
Work Time Up to 6~8 hours
Language: English
237 * 170 * 7.5MM
Weight 560 g

Cube Talk 9X Extend Port

1 x 3.5mm Earphone port
1 x Micro USB port
1 x TF card slot
1 x Sim Card Slot

Cube Talk 9X Package includes:

1 x Cube Talk 9X Tablet PC
1 x Keyboard Case
1 x Flip Case
1 x Earphone
1 x Touchpen
1 x Card reader
1 x OTG cable
1 x Charger
1 x USB cable
1 x User Manual

*Eyes pop* Did I just see 9.7 inches screen size?


I guess this one's the bomb. Only if I could get a buyer for my M2. #Looks sad#

Could you please upload a pix of the tab in question? Moreso, are you saying u'r gonna give it to me @ a discounted price?


But whichever way, I'll sort things out and holla @ ya. I just wana use a tab.

#dazall#

Fourwinds:
what OP said is true. Any girl dat does dese things is a confirm prostitute. A prostitute is never contented with what she has

Well, in ur view sha. But as for me, I totally disagree. If there's anything I noticed on this thread, it's the fact that many guys av a kinda bottled up anger they wana pour out. Just waiting for the ryt victim to come use head pack am.

badboyphc:
Shut up Eva. Go and make your own money stop depending on men. Lazy girls.

You don't know me, what makes you think I'm feeding fat from a guy's income?


If not for TWACI whom I'm campaigning for, would av lambasted you accordingly. Trust me, Lagos girl like me no dey carry last, patapata na draw.



P.S: Next time u wana throw tantrums, please choose ur opponents carefully. #Yellow card#

Misogynist2014:
I thought I'm the only one who observed such a shameful trend.

Who's avoiding what? Sincerely, all I see here is a lamentation from broke as* niggars.

FLAWLES:
Awwwwwch, some pple go d school(withdraw)and graduated wit 1st class

Just like ur ex abi? Lolz!

jahstech:
That's because you haven't taken a close look @ our contestant
https://www.nairaland.com/vickydera2

Really? Would have loved to but all I'll still be seeing is TWACI. even when I see another contenstant's pix, it's still Twaci.


Forget it man! Just like my love for GMB, I've pitched my tent with the likely winner.
#No pun intended#

Orijin101:
sweetheart, as you've decided to support us, my God never stop supporting you
Don't worry, by next year, i will be ur campaign manager

I'll take dt to be a promise. Hoping that by then, orijinal 'Orijin' go still dey market.


Lest I forget, what makes you think I can't do a U-turn and still contest ds year? The whole thing doesn't freak me b4, but now, I'm freaking enjoying the whole show.


Still locked in negotiation with my 'TEAM'. They've been pressuring me to stage a surprise entry cos everything seems to favour twaci @ the moment and so seems one sided.

Being a politically conscious person, I think I kinda like all that is happening here. For now, I'm with twaci, but maybe in the nearest moment, I may be on my own. Plz don't call it betrayal o, it's intrigue. Lolz!

Orijin101:
Who is that babe with the most intelligent persona on NL ? twaci

Who is that babe that drives everyone on NL crazy ? twaci

who is that babe that never disappoint us with her sagacious comments ? twaci


who is that babe that gat all it takes to be the Miss NL ? twaci

who is that babe that we look for to being our Miss NL ? twaci

what are you still waiting for?

Keep calm and vote www.nairaland.com/twaci for Miss NL 2015/2016

For Orijin to support somebody with him clear eye, dt means dt person must really be worth it. I've been sitting on the fence for too long, now is the time to make my choice.




I think I'm with TEAM TWACI!


Yes! She can! Vote Twaci for Miss Nairaland.

initialize:
Wow @ bolded....


@ Post

I've gone to read some user review on the site I saw it available for sell and here's the link:

www./bryte-ipx8-2-octa-core-2.2ghz-3gwifi2gb16gb-hdddual-sim-7.9-inch-android-tablet-silver-with-free-leather-casestylus-pen-and-earpiece-179550.html


More positive reviews than negative so I assume the tab is satisfactory relating with users comment. Though I can't be sure of it is the best available at it prize(Jumia price is #39,***).

Is it the same amount it cost where you saw it advertised?

Say as you make me smile today, what if I offer you a CubeTalk 9x about the same price your of your option? What if??



Thanks for the confidence in me.

The cubetalk of a thing, is it a big screen? U know I'm a fan of big screen nau. Well, let's hear it's spec. Up till now, I've alwz trusted ur judgement. After all, an experienced seller like you cannot be wrong.



Less I forget, Visiting Prof (Ravensckar) delivered ur message. One of these days, we'll discuss it in camera.

afanide:
Why would you want to invest such Money in Binary/Footbball Betting/Forex etc. Where your Heart will not Be at rest? Your 100k can go within 1minute Investing in Such.

INVEST YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY IN A GENUINE/ RELIABLE BUSINESS WHERE YOU WILL SEE IT YIELD PROFIT WITHIN 1MONTH.

Importation Business is the Best Option. If u re a Student/Worker, i guess selling Laptops will not be difficult 4u as almost every student needs Laptop.

I will introduce you to a Korean Company where you can get Branded Items (Brand New) Mac Book Air Laptops with Window 8 installed in it for just 38k, and u pay Just 2k to ship it to Nigeria.

You fellow students will beg to pay you 80k for each Laptop. Some will even Book ahead for it. I just graduated from UJ and i call assure you of HUGE PROFIT.

You can also decide to sell Samsung galaxy Phones which you can also get from this Korea Company.

Anyone can do this Business even Workers/Students/Corpers.

Dont bother about Where to sell your Imported goods. I will show you how to sell on Konga/Jumia/OLX etc.

This is not Binary Trading/Forex/Football Betting where you invest your hard earned Money and Lose everything. Invest in a Profitable business where you can watch you Multiply within 1month.

I cant explain everything here. if youu are in Port-Harcourt, call me so we meet 'One-On-One' to get Full Practical Knowledge of this Business.


Get their Contacts/details here
http://www.smartinternetbiz.pw/nath.htm


Nathaniel,
Port-Harcourt
afanide.nathaniel@gmail.com
08036932174
Pls visit the site b4 calling.

This sounds so interesting. I've tried accessing the website u provided but it's not going. Could you please provide another avenue through which we can communicate apart from phone calls?

Morning everyone, especially my Oga kpatakpata (Mr Initialize).


Plz ehn, I do be glad if you can help me do a thorough review of this tablet; Bryte IPX8. It's specifications, price, pros & cons. Thanks in anticipation as I await ur prompt response. Something is telling me I've found that tab which I've been looking for. Big screen is no joke o! Lolz



Was considering that Lenovo K3 b4,but the yellow case, just like a man wearing a yellow boxer is a turn-off for me.
Make I no go carry my money buy wetin go dey give me emotional trauma. Ever since I bought that M2 from you, my satisfaction has known no bounds.


I saw the afore-mentioned tab in another thread, but I told them I've got a seller who's more reliable than my boyfriend. Here I come again o!

avicky:
Na wa o. Check Hope intl school and Glory to Glory school. Then try Oloye private school at Aco estate and other schools in Aco too.
I wish you all the best in your search.

Avicky mama! U've successfully assumed the status of 'Area mama' hooking up employees with their prospective clients.



How has it been Sis? U really scarce pass diesel.