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Shior! Old fool!

I rep the blues!

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Boss! I carry yansh give you o! U no dey carry last for business matter. Long time no hear bro, I guess it has been due to hustling and not any chick-hunting?




Trust me, I'm still rocking the M2 which I bought from you, I don over-use am so tey I no fear if e go spoil. After all, na maga go pay. But alas, d fone just dey stand gidigba like the rock of gilbratar.


I still never forget you for dt 'tab' o, when tinz set, I'll definitely holla @ ya.

Bowaley17:
Has anyone seen IYANGBALI?

Guess she's selling pepper @ Ketu market


Mourinho, plz, remove dt 'old fool' called Drogba. Dude is really a waste of space.

obinoral1179:
bro I second to this. I serve in cross river and I want this powerful men to decamp to APC or LP. When senator victor lost to Hon john I thought he will decamp to another party but he stayed in PDP thinking they will win the central also when prince bassey otu lost to Gershom bassey he quickly decamp to LP to actualise is dreams but you know the outcome. Jeddy agba is the most pathetic man I have ever know,after spending millions of naira on campaign,he was deny the ticket by emperor Imoke and senator Ben Ayade was selected from nowhere. If politicians like senator prince bassey,victor edoma egba, jeddy agba,donald duke and Hon asuquo a.k.a dansuki can be in the opposition then cross river is going places.

Gosh! Did you just say 'Dansuki?'


Dts my man mehn! I was opportuned to meet him in Biase LG when I did INEC work then. Then, he was representing Akampka /Biase Fed Const. Did he lose his reelection bid ni?

fyneboi79:
Good to know ur father,brothers and husband are animals

He-diot!


Oya shift make I see road abeg. You think say u fit dey bully me as u take dey bully ur girlfriend?

Odunharry:
animals marry each other..

women are not excluded too

My Padi! I sight you jare! No mind all doz small small boiz wey dey rant for here.


Just a simple 'litmus test' see as dem fail yakata. I deliberately used doz inciting words so as to bring out the animal in dem. Meanwhile, doz that responded insolently rather than 'school' me on why not to call men animals are the type that will do worse than dt murderer under the pretense of being provoked.


Lets get it straight, 'Two wrongs they say doesn't make a right'. If your woman insults you, insulting or beating her to coma isn't the solution. Like my friend visiting Prof taught me 'If one is bathing in a river and a madman comes to take one's cloth, one shouldn't jump out naked lest there are two mad men'

onosprince:
Does that mean ur father is also an animal?

*Yinmu*

I've said it before; 'All men are animals only that some make a better pet'


Throwing blows @ ur housewife doesn't in any way show that u'r strong. Abi wetin?


Thank God the judge is a female, if she no fit sentence the 'mad dog' to 30mins ring match with Vladimir Klitchsko, I'll deactivate my nairaland account.



Meanwhile, RIP to the poor woman. May her soul find succour in the world beyond.

Jay5000:
Easiest way 4 novice. 1. Open the webpage "en.savefrom.net" open and copy the youtube video link and paste in the search box on the "savefrom" page. Press enter and it generates download links with different vid qualities and formats. 2nd way is download "flash video downloader" addon and install on firefox. It'll generate download links on the youtube page. 3rd, for Vevo videos, install java on pc and copy and paste the youtube video link on "videograbber.net" page. Click "grab it" and u get the dl link. U must install java for Vevo videos. 4 android download "youtube video downloader" from store. gdluck.

Tnx bro! Will try it out as well!


Dts why I like nairaland, a place where all problems are solved. Let's keep the good work going guys.


One love!

ascend:
u can equally download and install tubemate for android. It gives an option to watch and download any youtube video in different formats

Will try it out! Meanwhile, tnx 4 ur prompt response.


But if after downloading the 'tubemate' the sympton persists, na to collect my 'Thank you' from go sure pass. Lolz!

I didn't even bother to read the topic self, I'm only booking this space in anticipation of a good samaritan who would teach me how to download videos on YOUTUBE.


plz o, somebody should help a Sister on how to download YouTube videos. I'm only able to watch but I can't download. I've tried everything I know, but alas, it's not working.


PS: I use firefox browser for android.

hardbody:
Who were u praying to? Jesus is not and never was a politician so what is his own in who wins?

Shey u don start abi?


U no get better words wey u fit take console person abi

DukeNija:
Simple, by crying me a river.

Abeg, I'm in a very bad mood please!

Jesus! I've been up all night praying that ds woman wins.


How the heck am I supposed to stomach this 'bad' news now?

barcanista:
my love we have finally chased away Amaechi and his thug-in-suit called Peterside from Rivers. Imo Must Deliver to Ihedioha...

PDP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See where shamelessness has led you? Chai!


U need CHANGE!

Mynd44:
I am waiting for Ajeromi/ifelodun though

Don't even think of it! That's where I am presently. PDP is winning most of the igbo-populated polling units there. Dts my Aunty's place, u know?


We heard some gun shots few hours ago, seems some thugs have come to cart away the ballot boxes that are about to be transported to the central collation centre. It's temple run here! Everybody scampering to safety. Lolz!


Election dey sweet o

honeric01:
Would have voted APC but not sure of Ambode.. CV apart, I just feel he won't do half of what Fashola did because he's not as assertive as Fashola when the chips are down.

God bless you for this! Tot I'm the only one noticing ds. D guy looks like a scam to me. But I just kukuma dash APC the vote sha. I know it's the party I'm voting for and not the yahoo-yahoo guy called AMBODE.


Wish he would prove me wrong though...

Obiagelli:
This is the first time i will be commenting on the speech by the oba of lagos, to the average person or mind, it is a ridiculous statement, but looking at it from a political lense, it has become a case of the more you look, the less you see.

The Pdp
The oba's statements to the best of my understanding was not a public one, it was deliberately leaked by agents who taught it could be used to the advantage of the pdp's candidate in lagos since there is not religious cards to be played, ethnic card they jumped at it. (they never learn)

The Apc
The apc was thrown into disarray, they momentum of winning at the center had suffered a setback, while many rushed to denounce the statement, the strategists saw and opportunity and they helped LOUD to music (forgive my english)

The Igbos
As expected, they were mad at the statement and rightly so, they also didn't fail to overblow it. It is expected that the igbos will give 90% of there votes to the pdp but something amazing happened in the last few days, i have seen more igbos (influential leaders) sit at the same tables with Apc chiefs (this would never have happened without this crisis) i have seen many igbo leaders accept apologies and even endorsed the Apc candidate. I have seen igbos in Apc wears and campaign buses around ladipo and alaba.

The yorubas
We expected the yorubas to give 40- 30% of their votes to jimi agbaje because a lot of them had chosen to vote the Apc at the center and the pdp in lagos, like it or not jimi is also yoruba BUT the tide has turned, the direct attacks on their Oba and the claim that lagos is no man's land coupled with jimi's overly courting the igbos at their detriment has irritated a lot of them. The yorubas won't do a shouting match, they act with a devastating bile (ask gej)

Jimi Agbaje
Agbaje also played to the gallery by making silly statements rather than being gentlemanly since the ball was in his court, he displayed obvious influence from bode George and obanikoro, this is not the jimi we know but the god's father push.

Obiagelli
I am indifferent to both candidates, as my fanatic support for the apc does not go beyond buhari and maybe elrufai and fashola. I can't wait to see the results.

VOTE NOT FIGHT.

Any day, any time, you're my e-sister. It's because of peeps like you dt I still believe in the one Nigeria bullsh*t.


Believe me, the alleged statement of the Oba was seriously politicised, at the end, who's now at the receiving end?


Dts why I believe the scumbag called barcanista is not for real. Else, one's love for GMB and hope for a better Nigeria is more important than any other thing. I mean as a progressive o!


I'm passionately supporting APC today, not because of anything but because of three great men.
1- Gen Buhari for his unassailable reputation of being incorruptible. One should find it hard to imagine that despite the high level of moral decadence in this country. There could still be one man, not just a man, but s former head of state who's unarguably incorruptible. God! Bless me with ds kinda virtue.
2- Bola Tinubu; for his unrelenting spirit and vision of rescuing yorubas from the shackles of PDP. and gradually transforming our party into a National party. Something even the great Awo couldn't achieve. Baba, more power to your elbow sir!
3- Babatunde Fashola; I've yet to see a better public achiever than this man. Apart from being an achiever, this man is also very intelligent.



As for me, I really don't give a hoot about that AMBODE of a guy, that guy looks like a scam to me. But for the respect I have for the people up there, I do rather vote him. After all, in Yoruba land, an Oba is always right. Even when he is wrong, he is still very right.

kendrick9:
What are these illiterate bunch of agberos group called Opc talking?.
instead of them to condemn the loon(oba akiolu),they are talking nonsense... Respect my foot!
Lagos is a no man's land, everyone has the right to live freely there without some useless oba making stupid threats...
Opc is talking trash!

Una don start again with ds 'Lagos is no man's land syndrome ba?'


E go soon clear for una eye. Ds time around, it's no retreat, no surrender.

DukeNija:
Fine girl like you running your mouth like chicken. If the thing set now, your papa and mama go carry you run go your village for Ondo. Why has there never been a fight between Igbo's and yorubas? Well your guess is as good as mine. If you want to prove your strength, go and fight your Igbo friend and see if your life remains the same.

*ignored*

ayusco85:
U get mouth. Jejewayo bisola.

Egbon u no dey sleep ni?

Wonder what u'll tell ur boss for going to work late? I sha know sey u no go kobalise me on top the matter. Besides, I've since replied ur mail.

Horrlah:
I dnt even knw y they think so highly of themselves,if they think they are so important they shld try live on their own or better still stay in deir part of d country n see if hunger will nt wipe them off,the truth is they need us more than we need them..n whosoever they vote for dosnt determine anytin they are stl minority as far as lag is concerned

You self help me ask them o!

As in, this nonsense is getting too much. We just need to put a full stop to it! igbos and their claim to Lagos? Tufia!

barcanista:
We have an outgoing President that is a perfect democrat despite his shortcoming. No wonder he's the only Nigerian Leader and one of the only few global leaders to gain the status of a global statesman, democratic icon, and candidate for Mo Ibrahim award and Nobel Peace prize.

The moment I saw the post, I didn't bother to check who posted such crap.

Phew! It's the deserter! The change agent now turned tribal warlord. Now lemme educate you like I alwz do;

1- One doesn't win a peace prize by watching helplessly as insurgents slaughter citizens in their hundreds.
2- One doesn't win a Nobel peace prize by dividing one's country pple along tribal & religious lines.
3- One doesn't win a Nobel peace prize by arming the different militia groups like NDPVF, OPC, etc.
4- One doesn't doesn't win a Nobel peace prize by watching his associates unleash terror on the opposition party. e.g Fayose, Mbu, Wike, and co.
5- One doesn't win a Nobel peace prize by saying 'stealing is not corruption' because that statement is enough to incite the masses whose wealth are being plundered.


I could go on & on to list. In summary, whoever is coming to the dining table must come with clean hands. Let a reasonable person preach the gospel of peace and not Mr. Clueless.


Lest I forget, did you just say GEJ has assumed the status of a global statesman? Chai! Even the devil will blush @ that lie you've just spewed. U'r a pathological liar!


In case your history & govt teacher died young, lemme educate you again. The one & only political leader in Nigeria that has assumed the level of a global statesman is OBJ. His contribution in stabilising the politics of Africa has been phenomena. Needless to mention his role is Liberia, Sierra-Leone, Mali, Equatorial guinea, Congo, etc. But your GEJ what has he brought upon us? International condemnation. Remember South Africa & Morocco backlash? Lolz!


Lemme leave you to ruminate on ds words till next time I'll stumble upon ur deceitful post again. Meanwhile, GEJ till when? Abeg remind me again

JurassicPark:
You now sniff human beings?

Abeg no join ur own o jere.


Yes! I sniff any erratic igbo who crosses my path. Period!

JurassicPark:

Who is this Evathyst ?
Are you kidding me

What?

Tabelachizza:
. Lolssss,wat can you do anyway Coins makes more sounds dan naira note**We Igbo's remain the best tribe in Nigeria**you can only make such noise in ur state,,Look at us, we are always known everywhere we go.Have u eva heard Eze ndi Igbo or Obi of Onitsha threatening your tribe in SENo cos you knw y,you people are not significant.See as we dey give u peeps Headach** Anyi kariri okwu Anyi kotere.

If you're good student of history, you'll know that the yorubas are not nomadic by nature. Hence, u wouldn't find a lot of us outside our domain.


We do the best we can to organise & develop our own region. During the early 60s when Nigeria was still practising regional govt, the South West was the envy of the nation. What on earth did ur accursed fore-fathers do to develop ur region?


To come here and say 'Yorubas are insignificant' is the height of stvpidity. Even the once upon a time fisherman dt treated us with scorn paid dearly for it.


To insult another person in a language they don't understand is not only absurd, but also not in accordance with common sense. How the heck am I supposed to get angry over an insult I don't comprehend? Like seriously?


Lemme insult you in a language u'll understand, u slug. Go rot in the bugs! As*hole!

Mcowubaba:
U look to young nd pretty to be exhibiting bigotry Xteristics...
I pity uu...

Pity urself abeg!

cooljude:
I am shocked that you could have so much hate in you. I really am sorry for you. You would sniff him dry. When God start punishing people, they wonder what they did to bring such calamity. Funny enough you could easily be traced.

Mtchew! Traced? Like I'm afraid or what? Abegi!


If you wish to be the first person to be sniffed like a snuff, tey tracing me. For ur info, I live among igbos here in Surulere, and they dare not cough when I pass. Who dash monkey banana?

WisdomFlakes:
Calm down bro. The igbos can't, and I repeat, can't determine the outcome of this election. They couldn't achieve that for GEJ Whom they love as one of there's. They were going to vote for Jimi regardless and made no secret of it even before this Akiolu controversy. With or without them Lagos will remain APC. No more opposition for Lagos.

God bless you o jare!


I wonder why pple are over-flogging ds issue as if they are the deciders of Lagos politics. Shior! Nobody should castigate Akiolu any further, igbos ain't gonna vote for APC (Plus or minus the saga). It's not their fault sha, it's doz greedy omo-onile and landlords who would rather sell land & properties to them at an exorbitant rate. Now, see the mess they av caused for themselves.



As for me, an igbo man or woman can never cross my path, else, I'll sniff him like dried snuff.


Let APC just win then we show them who the owners of Lagos are.

maysimsimple:
Ok dear. On helaf of my Ibo people, both male and female, all over the world. I say Sorry. Dont be upset. The Oba of Lagos was only joking. Lets peace and harmony be the order of the day.. Ok?

You're almost ryt! I could have agreed with you! But please, tell us 'Lagos is a yoruba land'


Shalom!

maysimsimple:
Easy sis... Try to be diplomatic..

I understand you Bro!

We've been diplomatic for too long, see where it has led us to? Now is not the time for any nicety. It's practically a time for war.

How can somebody open the rotten mouth to say 'Lagos is no man's land?' I consider dt the height of insult on the tolerance of the Yorubas.


I've alwz known the igbos are these lousy ryt my NYSC days. I'm totally in support of Oba Akiolu's statement
But I think he should back it up with action.