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At this point in time, I'd like to advise job seekers to always carry their CVs, peice of paper to write application letter, and many envelopes wherever they are going. I remember the case of a friend who saw a vacancy in a particular place. But before he could rush home to get his credentials, the vacancy has been removed because another fast niggar has been employed so quickly.


Lolz! Job searching experience sometimes ehn!

ravensckar:
Fellow educationists, it's with great excitement I wish to narrate to you my unforgettable experience @ Carlton gate estate, chevron drive lekki.

Although, this isn't the first time I'll be going to those 'big men area' on a teaching assignment. But this one is just different. Now, let me summarise my experience thus;

Firstly, when dealing with those 'rich' parents, one should be extra-ordinarily confident. Because, if there's anything a rich client wouldn't tolerate, it's fidgeting at work. It simply shows that one is either not qualified to do the job, or one doesn't know what to do.


Secondly, our dressing and grammatical usage of words should be properly selected. Else, no matter one's so-called qualification, one wouldn't be considered good enough.


Thirdly, most of the things they teach in all those 'so-called' big schools are similar to what they teach in mushroom schools. Care to guess what the difference is? Packaging! I'm 100% sure of what I'm saying here cos I've taught virtually all categories of students. The Corona kids, The Day waterman minors, The Greenspring richie rich, amongst others.


Going by the assertions above, it wasn't difficult for me to work my way to the clients heart within the shortest time frame possible. She kept repeating the same thing all through the 20 minutes she watched me teach her kids; 'You're good! Keep it up!' 'Common! You're good!' She even told me in a rare moment of candour that I would go places. When I now told her of my desire to be a Univ don, she couldn't hide her amusement. Here's a woman with a track record for rejecting home tutors.



It was a wonderful experience going to all those 'big men area' in the name of teaching. Osbourne Foreshore Estate, Banana Island Estate, Chevy view estate Lekki, and now, Carlton gate estate. It's not as if I've made a fortune yet, but the experiences and confidence I've gathered from these adventures of mine is priceless.


In conclusion, we should search our conscience for answers to the following questions;
1- Do I really want to make teaching proffesion my means of livelihood?
2- Do I have the requisite qualifications to get to the top?
3- Will I ever be ready to pay the price for such decision I've made?

As for me, I've decided!

The Visiting Professor himself! It gladens my heart to know you're still doing great. Shey our A.I did tell you then that 'You'll make us proud!' I guess you're right on track.


But please ehn, whenever you'll be going to Banana island again, do carry me along o. For you it may be a business trip, but for me, it'd be an excursion. Lolz!

INTROVERT:
okay

You again?

This seems like a potential FP material, make I book space b4 that rapture take place.

Tonylyte:
See your mouf. Longest time.

Na this kind thread person go see you!


My mouth? Just like ur own abi?

INTROVERT:
ok

Bia, why do you keep robbing me of my much-aspired FTC? Thought someone has kidnapped you before now?


Where are these guys I contracted to kidnap introvert? Una job no click o!

Any s*X that involves the use of the devices above will be called 'technological sex' ryt? Then, I guess s*x technology would have become accredited as a course by then.



Care to guess who the first graduate would be? Phockphockman!

All ye BJ freaks! Make una come see food o!

God! See uppercut! Oya, all the MTN 10mb customers forming 'data gurus'. Over to you people o!

paramount123:
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your application.
Please report for an interview at Scottfield International School.
Date: 23rd July,2015
Time: 12noon
Address:
Plots 3141-3143
Olympic Estate
Off Alakoso Avenue/ Police Post
Off Festac Access Road
Amuwo Odofin
Lagos
How true is this

You received such an explicit message and you're asking how true. Ask yourself one simple question, did I apply as a teacher in the afore-mentioned school? Or did the gods in my village do so on my behalf?


Maybe you have to wait till the date has elapsed to find out if the invite was real. Lolz!



Lest I forget, congrats in advance. Don't ask me for what. Cos many submitted CVs without being called for an interview. So, step on the pedal man, go out there and make history.

benjaminiyke:
Very nice Observations...I love my girlfriend so much but she's too materialistic;I send her 10k to 5k every month for reasons I can't fathom,am unemployed and the only thing I have now are my savings but she won't understand,she wants to wear nice clothes,shoes and expensive hairs. As long as I meet her demands she's happy but as soon as I tell her I don't have money to send,she begins to feel I don't love her. Recently I told her about my plan to travel abroad for my PHD program and she was very excited, she even promised to marry me immediately i come back to Nigeria,but unfortunately things didn't go according to plan and I had to delay my plans for the foreseeable future,when I told her about my decision She felt bad and told me she doesn't know if we will still marry based on my decision not to travel abroad because i promise her an Iphone 6 as soon as I get there. She treats me well and respects me but how can I deal with these are materialistic attitude? Your advice is most appreciated. Thanks

Dude! Don't waste your time the answers are right in front of you.


She's materialistic, but she loves you since you did say she has spoken to you about marriage(although, conditionally) & that she respects you. Truth is that every woman has their dark side, hers is just materialism. Another person's own maybe s*x.


Just pray to be rich, or at least be comfortable and there wouldn't be any problem btw u two. But that illusion u'r having of meeting a perfect lady na film-trick o. When jungle mature, e go clear for your eye.

#My 2 cent advice#



Even though I know sey this your story get K-leg, as in lie full am no be small. That still wouldn't stop me from giving my most sincere opinion, cos one man's lie-lie story maybe another person's true-true story.



Shalom!

Make I book space just in case...

I'll go with Intelligence($2) & Faithfulness($3).


The rest, I can manage. But a mumu guy and a cheat? Make God punish devil!

trapQ:
thirded

Fourthed!

Kingbilo:
If there's one thing I learned in this life it's that morality is just a secondary principle human beings use for show.. Don't let anyone tell you that you must die by any law. All laws are arbitrary.


When a human being sees that he/she must cross certain boundaries for survival they will.

The major question is not what your moral compass says but how much you value what you will gain.. WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER SURVIVAL OR NEEDS

In short, everyone has a price. Everyone.

Dude! Are you a philosopher? Whatever it is you are, you're damn good!


Come to think of it, it's quite an indecent thing to do. But the fear of unemployment on the other hand no be joke o. As far as I'm concerned, morality wouldn't pay anyone's bill. Curse me all you like, it's my layman's view o!


I couldn't av agreed more with the assertions above.

onismate:
hahahahaha.. Na WA for u Ooooo.

Lolz! Na wa for me just like you!


God bless nairaland!

xp17:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbei5JGiT8



After watching the posted YouTube video and you still don't get me , TB Joshua would be a better option to solve to case.

Goodnight

You sent me a video link without sending the data with which I'll watch it. What kind of guy are you?


You did say 'Goodnight' in your last post. And I'm tempted to ask if you're typing from planet mars. Cos here in planet earth, it's 15:23 WAT.


Shalom!

xp17:
whether you believe me or not, 90% of sexual act in Nigeria and all over sub saharan regions are not consensual. It really pathetic for a guy to come on public media, bragging how he forced himself into a ladies and the most annoying part of it is when he gets praises for his inhumane action.

I wonder how many times you've said no and still ended up getting laid by that animal you call your boyfriend.
You problem is lack of exposure, all you do is wrapping your shapeless waist with a wrapper and gossiping from one house to the other.



Less I forget, who's amadioha?

Well, it seems u'r now in the mood to argue logically, lemme engage you. But mind you, no tantrum throwing.


Did you just say '90% of girls were forced into having s*X?' Lolz, I guess that ur skewed data was obtained from a beer parlour source abi na sauce nairaland people dey call am?



How on earth will a grown up lady travel abroad with a strange man and expect not to be laid? Haba! The guy might have been wrong, but the girl's action amounted to a bigger wrongdoing.


Lastly, did you also say my boyfriend had laid me without my consent? Well, I'll pretend I didn't see that!



Shalom!

xp17:
I'd careless if this was coming from a guy.

@ over estimated her pussy Lol! You mean You get laid by every guy that invites you over.

Taking her to Dubai ain't yardstick or free access to her Virginia, she also has to consent to the sexual act. The guy paid for the trip at his own will and wasn't forced at a gun point to do so. Even if the lady had agreed to have sex with him prior to the journey, but in that day she says no, that no automatically stand and it erases every other existing agreement. Sex should be consent to the last minute.

As for the guy, he was just too high speed. You don't plan vacation with some random lady you just met, it should be with someone you having something serious with and doing so should be for a reason.


BTW, na Allen avenue you dey do your own hustle

'Any man who thinks his foolish behaviour pleases a wise woman is definitely suffering from the greatest poverty of sense... ' Andreas cappelanus.


The quote above succinctly answers your foolish post. Quote me again and get struck by amadioha.

PhockPhockMan:
My love, I didn't see you at the normal joint last night, you no come market?

No mind me, work carry me go another joint. Lolz!

Dreyl:
I gbadun this comment die, you be sabi girl.

Oya, take five!

Raalsalghul:
LoL. You are being realistic. I like that.

Honestly, there's nothing to form about. This is social media man!


It's not as if I can make such mistake of following a guy who isn't my guy to dubai. But if I do, then, I should be willing to compensate him. It's called 'Quid pro quo'


Some girls like osho-free! She go wash plate tire for dubai.

forkadict:
LMAO. I love this girl.

I don PM you. We urgently need to have a conference.

PM acknowledged! And replied accordingly....

Raalsalghul:
That was why I smiled at your comment. You are being realistic my dear. When a guy goes to that extent to spend on a lady, her intuition should tell her that he wants sex. The girl deserves it, but I also think the guy is foolish.

See should even consider herself lucky that someone over-estimated her kitty-catty to the extent of spending that much on it.


Besides, she should ask Origin101 or phockphockman how much those oloshos for Allen avenue dey collect for one night. Forget all those pretenders who would come here to form hollier than thou....



Noff said! Make I swerve abeg, no time to check time for extra-time.

forkadict:
Abeg PM me. Make we go Dubai in the fullness of time.

You get strength? I pity you!



It's like u've been destined to die in active service

Raalsalghul:
Smiles!

Ehn now! I wonder why some gals dey behave as if na their sense dem take build third mainland bridge. What does she expect the guy to gain from such wasted endeavour. Abegi!

If I ever go to dubai with you, when I know u'r not my boyfriend, and I refuse to sleep with you, please rape me. Pleeeassee! Rape me!

You just made my day with this post OP!


Lolz! I guess your village witches renew their subscription for your matter on that interview morning. All those times you get called up for interview, their megabyte finish.

orogodoganyin:
e get one CHM lecturer ly dat 4 OAU wey nevr marry o. abt clockin 30 dat tym buh she too dey form

U mean the 'Miss Pepeye' that always accompany Dr Doherty back then?


Greatest Ife, I sight you!

GoldenDr:
Avicky, Peybutton, Utchrry, EVATHYST, VickyHills your attention is needed.
To the best of my knowledge I have not seen nursing mother attend interview with their babies.

*Fixed*


For me, I would give it a capital 'No'. Not because it's so wrong, but because it seems unprofessional. Although, employers would prefer a 'mother' to handle such tender class, but definitely not a nursing mother whose attention will be divided. That's the concept of professionalism; work first...

For you to get such a job, you do be ready to convince the daylight outta your employers during that interview. Or chances are that your employers hands may be tied, thus leaving them with no other choice than to settle for you. But whichever way, I'll advice you not to tempt fate.


Let's get this straight, if Avicky got the job despite attending the interview with her baby, that's probably because she's better qualified than every other candidate.


I hope I've been able to convince you rather than confuse you?