₦airaland Forum

kendrick9:
Lagos is a no man's land whether he agrees or not.
He should tender an apology or else....

U igbos are just pathetic! This ur 'No man's land syndrome is the reason for Oba Akiolu's backlash. It was ds same way u incited the Notheners into slaughtering your fore-fathers like suya.


Ur hungry eze-gndigbos will endorse APC during the day, but will connive with the PDP at night. What treachery! The Oba has spoken; 'You pple shld be ready to live in Lagos as guests or be drowned into the lagoon'

Period!

rikki100:
Udoedeghe is one politician that doesn't really know what he wants. In 2007, he stood at a Primary School close to my house and raised Akpabio's hand and made the statement that he doesn't care if Akpabio is Olumba or not, but he will be the one to win. He was Akpabio's campaign manager then. And it was then that rumors were rife that Akpabio was a member of Olumba Olumba obu. Fast forward four years later, due to disagreements with Akpabio, he decamped to ACN and contested against Akpabio. No doubts if the elections was free and fair, he would have floored Akpabio. He had a cult like followership cos the Ibibios felt cheated by the Akpabio government. People were ready to die for him. But as we all know, the election was rigged for Akpabio. Fast forward to 2014, after the merger to form APC, he was still the viable candidate to challenge PDP. Until Umana was disqualified from the PDP primaries. Umana decamped to APC and hijacked the structure of the party. Truth be told. Udoedeghe has grassroots followership. But he doesn't have the financial muscle to challenge PDP. I never saw an APC bus in Aks till Umana joined. Umana gave the Apc life in akwa ibom. PDP may win though but I bet you in Umana, this elections will be so tough. Having the opportunity to know Umana and Udoedeghe personally, I won't take any of them as my governor. I live in Afaha Offot, Udoedeghe's hometown. And sincerely speaking, this town doesn't look like a place that has produced a senator and a minister. His village people despise him so much cos they felt he is of no use today them. I am from Ndiya, Umana's village. My family house is 5 mins walk from his house. His first son was my classmate. Umana is so self centered that he moved the Local Government police station from the local government headquarters that we were born to see to the back of his house. He told Akpabio not to pay minimum wage when he was commissioner of finance. Umana is not a better alternative though but I am supporting him cos Akpabio's own is too much. Meanwhile I heard Udoedeghe collected money from Akpabio, I heard it was 2 billion to stud and destabilize Umana from within the Apc

Hmmnnn? U did really speak like an insider. Meanwhile, let's hope APC wins sha.


Lest I forget, tnx 4 ur timely response. Will be following this thread bumper to bumper until after the governorship election.

Why is anyone not mentioning Sen. John James Akpan Udoedeghe?

Does he not have influence any more in Akwa Ibom state?


Was opportuned to meet this man @ a crusade in Calabar when I was serving there, mehn! Ds man get followers like madt.


How posterity is judging him presently, I don't understand. If there's any reason why I'm interested in Akwa-ibom's politics, it's because of him. Someone should please tell me his whereabouts oh!

whizqueen:
- she flings her legs open while sitting or laying on the bed,, who does that without a motive?

- she starts playing rough with you so that you both can get a little closer


What else, eeerrrmmm

These 2points u highlighted above are my favourite.


Make I hear sey my guy no fall? Lolz!

Damn! Dt was one mistake too costly


Courtouis, what da fvck is wrong with u?

PhockPhockMan:
Your stupidity knows no bounds. If person like Ngige is the wisest in Igbo land, why did APC failed woefully there.

'Why did APC failed woefully there?'


Ur grammar is the major reason. because of the numerous illiterates like you who cannot distinguish between truth and falsehood. Hence, it wasn't difficult for the PDP to spoon-feed you with baseless propaganda about the APC being an 'Islamic party'.


For your info kid, the late Ikemba 'gburugburu' was once a member of ANPP (With the likes of Jeremiah Useni, Muhammadu Buhari, to mention a few). Think of dt b4 u spew gibberish next time.


*Edited*

Wow! It's the legendary 'phockphockman' How on earth do I expect a fvcktard to know anything about politics? Yuck!

dkronicle:
On the list, am just pityin amaechi.
He forgot one of the codes. Never Bite The Hand That Feeds You..if he could ridicle pdp in d eyes of the elector8z, wont he turn his back also to Apc Apc will kick him out

If Amaechi had bitten the hands that fed him, what then will you say of GEJ as regards his fallout with Obasanjo? He swallowed the arm that stretched food to him ba?


U PDP e-rats are so pathetic!

barcanista:
This thread is to address certain issues which I believe are paramount to maintain my reputation.

On a certain day, I was approached by someone to jettison supporting Buhari and switch to Jonathan. The promise of an Aide to a cabinet minister was made. It was a good offer but I rejected it and maintained my support for Buhari. In the spirit of brotherhood I informed Rawani, Berem and some other people. The person that tabled it was a friend and he was even shocked. He had believed APC had been paying me. That was months before my defection. I find it irritating when people like Rawani used it as a basis. Even when I defected, the guy that ade the offer was wondering why I did moved to PDP finally. I told him that it wasn't connected with his offer.

After my defection to PDP, I was offered some stuff by a PDP Representative for my voluntary support to their course, this again I rejected outrightly. Though I maintained my support.

I was also approached by someone who told me the goodies I had missed for defecting to PDP. In fact, he had asked me to immediately retrace my step so as not to miss out on what is prepared for me. He kept on with that because he thought that I should reap from the #Buhari camp after my contributions, all these I declined to his amazement. The week of the election, he still tabled it but I declined.

It becomes shameful for someone like Rawani to assume that I did what I did for so-called Ministerial aide appointment. I know the stuff I'm made of and I don't accept what I don't believe in. If I had wanted to accept the offer I wouldn't have told Rawani or anyone else. I'm not not stupid. I had considered Rawani to be a friend and had lots of conversation with him. It is a shame that he and others will use my sincere words against me.

I would have mentioned names of the people involved but for respect of their privacy and not to drag them into unnecessary controversy, I will rather keep them anonymous.

Let me reiterate that my defection to PDP is unconnected with any offer whether monetary or otherwise.

If Rawani's accusation are truth, may God not grant me any fortune in real life. But if they are false, may God not grant Rawani and all my accusers happiness and fortunes in life.

Those who disagree with me should say amen....

Please shut up and let us enjoy ds wind of CHANGE.


I smell another Orubebe here!

crazysaint:
I hate when a fool, quote me.. dare me not girl.

Like seriously?

Ur temper fit boil yam? If No, den u can't f*cking do sh*t you As*hole!


I dare you!

9jatatafo:
Remember that when GMB was minister of petroleum during Obasanjo military era, he loaded a plane full of N2.8 billion ($5.6 Billion) and the money was confiscated by the then Idi Amin of Uganda. Please go and listen to Fela Anikulapokuto's song ARMY ARRANGEMENT!!!

All the preceding nonsense u wrote doesn't irritate me like the statement above.


Who did you say 'loaded a plane full of N2.8 billion?' Chai! PDP pple can lie o! Is ds how u pple want to play opposition politics? Dt aside, abeg pass me dt wet weed u smoked before writing dt nonsense cos it seems dt weed is d bomb.

For your information, I've listened to dt tape many times, there's nothing there dt implicated the pple's general.

crazysaint:
THE LAST LAUGH - The Birth of The Father of Modern
Nigeria Democracy!
General Buhari contested elections three times before
now and he lost. Blood were shed on the streets and
lives were loss because of those defeats. Goodluck
Jonathan had only lost once in an election he could had swayed in his favour, having all the machinery of the
Commander-in-Chief at his disposal, yet hours to the
official announcements of the final results he conceded
victory and congratulated the man who always threw
childish tantrum whenever he loses an election.
Goodluck Jonathan is undoubtedly THE FATHER OF MODERN NIGERIA DEMOCRACY. He had shamed
President Barack Obama and his uncouth Foreign
Secretaries who had in more ways and in many fora than
one embarrassed and insulted Nigeria on account of his
signing of the Anti-Same Sex Marriage Bill into Law. He
had shamed BBC, the propaganda mouthpiece of Britain's Life Dictator, Her Imperial Majesty the Queen,
and indeed the United Kingdom and all those Nations
who wished Africa nothing but ill. He had shamed the
OLD and SELFISH crooks of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo,
Ibrahim Babagida, Ahmed Tinubu, and all their cohorts
who had over the years been parasites on our collective till. He had shamed Governor Chibuike Amaechi who
can NEVER ACHIEVE what Jonathan had accomplished.
He had shamed General Buhari and taught him what a
true democrat is. I SALUTE you sir. The victory is yours

Another e-robot spotted!


Must you alwz be an As.s licker?



Abeg take your disjointed write-up elsewhere before the wind of CHANGE blow u enter gutter. Nonsense!

Shouldn't they give an account of how they spent his dollars?


Lolz! GEJ till........
Barcanista abeg remind me again, GEJ till which year?



Laffing in swahili

avicky:
Present. Wetin he do again?
Maziomenuko oginni?

Our crime&adventure thread, has he completed the story? Or na dt place e really end put? I no gree!

MzJackBaueress:
don't smell anything babes. He has been a bossom friend to me.

I sight you wella!


Na you biko, after you na me.

Boss13:
The Igbo race is the architect of their own destruction. They have never been able to consolidate themselves politically. They think about the gains first rather than the mission. Little wonder they fight themselves like crazy. This election should be a lesson to them.

The Igbo race first needs to form a strong political party and pursue their relevance to the national level. This is the only way an Igbo President can emerge. First you must be relevant, then your allies would come join you to achieve your dreams.

We can see that the North is really relevant in the scheme of things politically. The South-west, thanks to the great Jagaban has proved that they cannot shut them out. The Igbos must build quietly and earn the trust of the Niger deltans, then merge with the North. They must select for themselves a national leader, who must not necessary pursue personal ambition but collective ambition of relevance. If they can do this, in 2019 or 2023 there will be an Igbo president.

Forget it bro! The life of the average igbos is about money. Even the kinda politics they play is 'money politics'


How on earth will you explain their suicidal decision to support GEJ @ their own detriment.


Firstly, by supporting GEJ, they lost the VP, Senate president, and speakership seat.


Secondly, APGA's forging an alliance with PDP broke the camel's back. Now, they are as good as been politically dead. because as it stands, Igbos have no party of their own.


If one is deluding oneself dt doz 'so-called' positions ain't important, then such a person must have studied political science in Uganda. because in the Nigerian setting, politics is a game of 'POWER' i.e Who has what dictates what.


Well, such a time like ds has occurred in the life of the westerners. What did we do? We didn't play the blame game, neither did we settle for crumbs(Jonathan's support of Mulikat Akande for speakership is a political crumb cos the Notherners would have impeached her easily).


Our Asiwaju simply restrategized by forming an alliance with the North. Already, they were bitter that their own 8yrs tenure wasn't completed by Yar'adua.


Forgive my disjointed explanation if it seems vague, I'm not a good narrator, I only studied in Lesotho.

MaziOmenuko:
Awww... I came late for the party organized by Pa Gbawe...

Yesoohh! My igbo peeps called me all sorts of names: efulefu, prodigal son and some which are unprintable.

What we the elders see while squatting, the kids can't see even while on top of an iroko tree.

Change is here!

Here he comes again!


I told you I'll be stalking you till you finish dt crime & adventure story.


Avicky! Na where you dey? Come see Mazi o!

yokiti:
My total respect for Pa Eziachi, may God continue to bless him, I miss the elderly contribution. With his post, he unbiasly stated the way things were done before this generation of ours. He was called a sell-out, insulted by those who are likely to be of the same age range of his grandchildren. Pa Eziachi, you have been vindicated, please we need to back on this forum as your experience will always be a blessing to many.
My brother, Crazyman is another person I respect despite the fact he is from South Eastern zone, he states facts as it is and condemns everything condemnable. Bro, you will remain the light you represent.
Jpphillips, took it upon himself as a great duty to fatherland to expose all the anomallies and corruption of government in his own field of expertise, bro, may your sacrifice never be in vain.
Berem aka Jackbuaress, Obiagelli, CFCFAN, Orikinla, Mynd44, OrlandoOwoh, Egift, Omenka, Cleverly, and many like them who are too numerous to mention are another set of people their contribution on this forum cant go unnoticed even in the face of stiff opposition and blackmail, they never waiver; may God continue to bless this Nation with their kind.
.
Sir Gbawe, you stood your ground to defend what you stand for. Even though you were even accused of being a paid troll, you never allow that to get to you.
Oga Naptu2, the resident encyclopeadia is another inspiration to moi; May God bless you with with what people of your age need to always live a fulfilled life sir.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria and Nigerian ireespective of their ethnic and religious affiliation.
We are marching forward for positive change.

Na wa o! Victory don come finish una don stop to mention my name.



Only Obiagelli remembered I'm one of the few Progressive ladies who supported and endured a lot for GMB on this forum.


Issorait! Maybe I'll barcanista u pple.

MzJackBaueress:
haaa! Its been a long time you know,but I think I can still remember your email. My memory doesn't fail me.

Sending...

Hmmnnn!


I smell berem

Obiagelli:
Calling on my sisters Evathyst, sweetlemon, omerta, userlist, neenar, Missy89. God bless you all

Oya! I don show o! Any better?

Iamsynord:
I chose to JEGA that !!

Like seriously?



I will 'Orubebe' you to submission.

DONADAMS:
lol...ah swr....natin 2 argue bout again

Na so my brother!


Were you also shortlisted for any e-award from ur crew? I mean doz 'GEJ till 2015, sorry, 2019' crew. Or were u part of the 'Sai Buhari' crew?

avicky:
Gubernatorial elections is coming soon to occupy their time and energy.

I go tell barcanista for you


I doubt if the gubernatorial election will ever provide a battle ground for our e-warriors. Like seriously, u need to see how tantrums are being thrown. Strategy & counter-strategy. Mehn! It was fun!


Still an e-lieutenant, looking forward to being promoted any moment after the elections. After all, meself conquer some territories. Lolz!



How about you? What are u expecting as a reward from the romance section? Cos dts where I alwz catch you.

Iamsynord:
NIGERIA
I will tell my children that after 16 years and 4
trials and three woeful fails, one school
certificate holder,Three different Political
parties,With only 1 million and 150 cattles,
Gen Buhari from the north won elections to
become Nigeria's President. I
will teach them the lesson of persistence
.
I will tell them of a Goodluck Jonathan from
the creeks with no shoes that allowed for a
credible election process and honourable
concession of power to the people's choice.
and return to Otueke peacefully .The First
Seating president to concede to defeat by the
opponent party in good spirit.
I will cultivate in them the values of healthy
competition, maintenance of peace and
gentility of spirit.

I will tell them of a Professor Attahiru Jega
who put aside personal interests to fulfill his
public assignment, remaining calm in the face
of threatening challenges and Political
Orubebes .I will teach them the importance of
integrity and strength of character in the
dispensation of public service.
I will teach my children, so that one day their
names may honourably go down in the history
of this nation, just as the names of these
honourable men have today
..
GOD BLESS GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN
GOD BLESS PDP
GOD BLESS PDP MEMBERS AND SUPPORTERS
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT BUHARI
GOD BLESS APC
GOD BLESS APC SUPPORTERS AND MEMBERS
GOD BLESS FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
- Synordic,2015

This robotic software wey dem install for ur head never expire ni?

This one dt presidential election has come and gone, what will all the e-warlords(Internet warriors) be involved in now?



Nairaland no go dey sweet again jare



JEGA, can't there be a re-run? Even if it's for 'April fool's sake'



Lolz! Na joke o!

Jesus last word on the cross



'it is finished!'




Sai Baba!

Obiagelli:


Congratulations Sis.

Wow! My fellow Progressives.


You really stood ur ground during the time of crisis, mehn! U'r the one.


Wish I had a brother who's in need of a faithful wife, would have easily hooked u up.




Me self try abi?

Orubebe will be forgiven once he says 'Sai Buhari!'

Is ds really the barcanista we've all been searching for?


Lolz! I did tell you dt u so be the first person to congratulate the pple's general when jungle finally matures.


Now dt u'v embraced changed, can I hear you scream our change slogan?



Shout 'Sai Baba!'

SeverusSnape:
Hello... I'm not on hibernation, I'm listening to the results.

He he he he he

dmjinc:
Pdp agent crying.....

O boi! See para!


What verse of lamentation is he reading from?



Ds uncultured South south abi na Delta man.



Damn! It's Elder Godsday Orubebe. Dt bastard dt was once a minister of Niger Delta Ministry.

ayusco85:
Permission to send u a pm

The wind of change has blown Sir!


And as a result, u'r very free to ride on.


No be only pm u go send, send recharge card, money, gift, megabyte, and any other goody u can think of.

Lemme book space with my tab first.


Me I kukuma know sey dat 10am wey JEGA talk na 1pm him mean.


Lest I forget, seems some of our comrades on the other side have gone AWOL.



Cc: SeveruSsnape, temitemi, firefire, phockphockman, truckpusher, Pa chukwudi, and our runaway barcanista. Make una come mark register o!