₦airaland Forum

Somebody should please help me with Delta votes o!


Some are saying 1.7m, while another source is claiming 1.2m.


If you add that to the purpoted 1.4m River state vote, then even the blind will see that there's fire on the mountain.


I'm freaking out here, someone should please help a Sister with accurate information o!



Lemme not sound as a person of little faith, 'Sai Buhari!'




Unlike the numerous PDP e-rats who have gone into hibernation since yesterday; SeveruSsnape, temitemi, firefire, phockphockman, and our runaway barcanista.



Me I still dey gidigba behind the pple's general o!

jubrilcastle:
The APC Bench looking very aggressive;
Lagos(suarez) Bauchi (ronaldo) Sokoto (aguero)Borno(messi) Gombe (robben) Niger (zlatan) Yobe(sanchez)

Against the PDP bench.

Rivers(Giroud cos na only him sabi use head score), Edo (Welbeck), Bayelsa (Balotelli), Cross river (Benzema wey be baba miss miss), Delta (Valdes), Taraba (Demba ba)



Omo, ds match na walk over.

Charlesberry:
Read all the comment but some pple forget one tin here. Wouldn't say but go make fyn how to determine d final result and verdict. It will shocked everybody how pdp will win even with apc big winning margin as d claim.
Spirituality and physicality. Why I mention both is youth are blind( mean ur eyes are not open yet) physicality case is when you see you r leading and mathematically you are proven wrong then everyone will be shocked... I just d laff sha but even with today's result, if d wanna declare, GEJ will be president. I knw u r surprise but d maths will surprise you all when d day comes, no be to win by big margin but na d ingredients inec d fyn...... e go clear una soon

I celebrate GEJ with style with the result so far. You may think I am mad but you'll soon know i'm not mad. Rest my case.

Make I quote you so dt u will not be opportuned to change ur statement when jungle matures.


Ever wondered why ds is d first presidential election which result will be televised?


I don't know if you're making reference to 2019 election o. But if it's ds one in 2015,its case closed. GMB has won already!

IYANGBALI:
bad girl looking sexy. Abeg collect your thing jare

Wagbayi!

adamskutty:
Hmmm. Fine babe for buhari.

Yo man! Dts me!


If I'm not for Buhari, who would I be for? Dt clueless motherfvcking drunkard? Tufia!

IYANGBALI:
yes o,I don dey rehearse anoda dance step called otuoke,na the latest dance step be dat o,yet to be released,but I go teach you so that me and you go take am celebrate the return of the clueless one back to his shoeless home

Ur head dey there!


Will be waiting anxiously sha. Meanwhile, make I join my sweetheart for bed abeg. Ds one he slept early so, doubt He'll wake up in the middle of the night for any action film.

IYANGBALI:
abeg go sleep,your sickness don start again

Iyangbali my friend!


E don tey wey we don dey support winning team. Remember our sekem sekem dance in EPL thread?


Tomorrow's own no go get part 2 once GEJ loses. Na to dey sekem till all TANoids congratulate Buhari.

boluyongp:
1 Adamawa - Undecided (as at press time)
2 Bauchi - APC
3 Benue - Undecided (as at press time)
4 Borno - APC
5 Gombe - APC
6 Kebbi - APC
7 Lagos - APC
8 Niger - APC
9 Sokoto - APC
10 Taraba - PDP
11 Yobe - APC
12 Zamfara - APC

1 Rivers - PDP
2 Bayelsa - PDP
3 Cross River - PDP
4 Delta - PDP
5 Ebonyi - PDP
6 Edo - PDP

Do you agree?

Fixed!


But, even as it stands, GMB is gonna win.


Please o, make we go sleep so dt our PDP Ogas dem no go use vex sack us for work because we come late. Lolz!

Rexhandsome:
If Jonathan loses,militants will take over oil installations and put an end to oil production.Niger Delta will secede.

Sorry to ask, are you related to Asari Dokubo?


Cos d way & manner u'r reporting ds, seems u were at their last militant congress.


U better embrace change before it's too late.

dachpee:
GEJ will win, he has 15 states presently above 25%. The remaining states are Bayelsa, Rivers, Benue, Cross River, Delta, Edo, Ebonyi, Adamawa,Taraba, these are states Gej is sure of winning with at least 80%:20%. Niger, Gombe, Lagos, 50:50. That is my analysis, so hopefully gej will be declared the winner.

I was actually finding it difficult to sleep before, but the moment I read the crappy analysis u posted above, I felt relieved.


U must be related to Basket mouth, hence u wouldn't be so adept at telling jokes.


Lemme set the record straight, GEJ lost heavily in Niger state, He was defeated narrowly in Lagos, He was rumoured to have even lost in both Adamawa & Benue. And even the taraba dt he would win will probably be by a small margin.


Well, since it would be dawn soon, I'll implore you to enjoy ur stay in dreamland while it lasts.


Lolz!

Jarus:
After 19 states, Buhari is leading by 2m. Akwa Ibom included already.

Tax bro! I appreciate ur response, although, anxiety don almost kill me before ur response came.

avicky:
Akwaibom APC 58,411 and PDP 953,304
Imo APC 133,253 and PDP 559,185
Plateau APC 429,140 and PDP 549,615. Calculate the aggregate yourself.
To be continued by tomorrow by 10am.

Lolz! U no dey sleep?


Anyways, a good Nigerian has helped with the aggregate, and it stands around 2,031,190.



If you don't mind, can you just shout 'Sai Buhari!' before you sleep?

Somebody should please tell me what the aggregate is o!


Ever since they brought in doz cooked up figures from Akwa - ibom, I've lost count.


Any good Nigerian should help a Sister.

Mr 10mins = 1hour takes position again.


One has to hear JEGA speak to know the meaning of African time.

Pr0ton:
[size=20]AGGRAGATE WITH ABIA STATE

APC - 7,899,632
PDP - 4,429,086[/size]

that's a whopping difference of 3,470,546.


I swear, dey won't be able to recover from such a devastating blow.


Or would they conjure up votes that is more than the paltry turnout in the whole of South-south region? Yeye dey smell!


Meanwhile, lemme be enjoying events with my popcorn and chilled coke.

All set as JEGA takes position.

Heaven help doz who have 100% trust in ds man whose 8pm is actually 8:45pm.


Meanwhile, all fingers crossed.


If u'r for change, can I hear you say 'Sai Buhari?'

Tired of this endless waiting. JEGA should please announce ds result ASAP.



Na blood dey boil no be water o jere.

jhydebaba:
Votes from 5 states stand at

PDP: 1,337,345
APC: 1,091,232

Plz, I'm more interested in the aggregates.


Like you just did, plz, keep the aggregates coming. God bless you!

MaziOmenuko:
Oh dear, you just made me blush and close to pink!

Of course I'm a progressive...after the election, I'll love to buy you snacks, to commensurate the victory what say thee?

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!


Feeling like I'm being proposed to.


Lolz!

MaziOmenuko:

Unfortunately, this is not 2011 election were even fishes inside the river jumped out to thumb print.

Change is here. You're welcome to the new Nigeria.

My idol! Whenever I sight u on nairaland, my joy knows no bound.


Thank God u'r also a progressive.

Grabs seat in the 5th row...


Damn! Is there no popcorn seller in the house?



By force by fire, the pple's general will carry the day.



Sai Buhari!

fharmah:
bayelsa small o if na all gej win b dah .............baba we don win joor .......
learning to laugh in arabic سيبفغههزبي

Guy u wicked o! Which one be Arabic laughter again?

Hmmnnn....

Katsina vote has covered 3 states in South East (Enugu, Anambara & Ebonyi)

Kano result alone will take care of the remaining South Eastern states. Not forgetting Sokoto, Kaduna, Kebbi, and Jigawa will take care of all the minority South South.


Who says our God doesn't answereth prayers?

Meanwhile, I smell something, it's the air of change.


Can anybody join me in shouting 'Sai Buhari!'


Besides, final result has not been announced, many TANoids have gone on exile. Lolz!

SeveruSsnape, temitemi, firefire, phockphockman, and our runaway barcanista. U guys should speak now or remain silent forever.

ayusco85:
Ur signature na die o

Like seriously? Is it emotional?

INEC chairman, Prof Attahiru Jega @ press conference live on TVC...

dmcdad:
My sister no be only you oooooo.

And me too o! I came here to dance sekem!

Now dt I'm short of words, wouldn't it be better if I keep laughing sarcastically.






Adieu GEJ!



Wish I could see barcanista's face at the moment...

Danpersie31:
# latest ... Kaduna — Jonathan 40%, Buhari 60%
Kano: Jonathan 20%, Buhari 80%
Jigawa: Jonathan 65%, Buhari 55%
Katsina: Jonathan 50%, Buhari 50%
Sokoto: Jonathan 20%, Buhari 80%
Kebbi: Jonathan 40%, Buhari 60%
Zamfara: Jonathan 25%, Buhari 35%
Bayelsa: Jonathan 99%, Buhari 1%
Akwa Ibom: Jonathan 96%, Buhari 4%
Rivers: Jonathan 90%, Buhari 10%
Edo: Jonathan 70%, Buhari 30%
Delta:Jonathan 95%, Buhari 5%
Cross River: Jonathan 97%, Buhari 3%
Ebonyi: Jonathan 95%, Buhari 5%
Abia: Jonathan 90%, Buhari 10%
Imo: Jonathan 95%, Buhari 5%
Enugu: Jonathan 90%, Buhari 10%
Anambra: Jonathan 95%, Buhari 5%
Yobe: Jonathan 50%, Buhari 50%
Borno: Jonathan 30%, Buhari 70%
Adamawa: Jonathan 70%, Buhari 30%
Gombe: Jonathan 30%, Buhari 70%
Bauchi: Jonathan 40%, Buhari 60%
Taraba: Jonathan 60%, Buhari 40%
Benue: Jonathan 80%, Buhari 20%
Plateau: Jonathan 90%, Buhari 10%
Nasarawa: Jonathan 35%, Buhari 65%
Kwara: Jonathan 40%, Buhari 60%
Kogi: Jonathan 80%, Buhari 20%
Niger: Jonathan 70%, Buhari 30%
Ekiti: Jonathan 90%, Buhari 10%
Ogun: Jonathan 50%, Buhari 50%
Ondo: Jonathan 80%, Buhari 20%
Oyo: Jonathan 60%, Buhari 40%
Lagos: Jonathan 70%, Buhari 30%
Osun: Jonathan 45%, Buhari 55%
Abuja: Jonathan 90%, Buhari 10%...
don't know how true it is though

The moment I saw GEJ 50% & Buhari 50% in Katsina, I knew u were speaking tongue in cheek. Keep dreaming! It's gonna be dawn very soon.

See as this result dey sweet my belle


Chai! dem don finish GEJ.

Why are all ds complaints emanating from the South? Whereas in the North, it's rigging business as usual.


Anyways, it's Sai Buhari!


Like Jonah Jang once said, God is a democrat and does not support the rigging of an election. But if you rig and you're eventually successful, then God is in support. Lolz!



SeveruSsnape, temitemi, firefire, phockphockman, and our runaway barcanista. Make unable take heart o!

.....

Hmnnn I smell set-up.


He promised you a job but ask u to meet him @ a guest house. Like dts their head office abi?


They should just say the man cunningly f'cked her. But rape, if I hear?