₦airaland Forum

barcanista:
You seem not to really understand Kano politics my dear

Like I told Obiagelli, I'll tell u too. Bookmark my post so dt u'll quote me on Dec 11. Until den, permit me to return back to Base.



Plz, who knows of any potent curse which I can place on Airtel dt will spoil all thr useless mast?

mikeansy:
I am more than happy to be your val.

If Buhari is a legend and not a politician then we should be seeing his statue in a museum and not be seeing his campaign posters on the streets lol.

U seem to be skilled with words. nd fortunately for u, ain't in d mood to argue tonight because of d strong thing wey Airtel just do me.


Anyways, posterity will judge. At least, Feb 14 isn't far. Here's a deal; If GEJ wins, u'r take me out on a date. But if Buhari wins, I'll take u out on a date. But if d election ends in a deadlock?




Deal?

pappyjoe:
Its really true, I dialed *141*13*200# and I was given 200mg...... Mayb I shuld ave put 1000 instead of 200.

I was given d same tin Bro, but wen I dialled *123*9# I saw my normal data balance which is 765mb. Plz, how can I use d 200mb dey gave me? I don suffer 2much for Airtel hand nd so I must enjoy dem o

D thunder wey go fire Airtel still dey do warm up. Dey asked me to dial *141*13*100# which I did. Yet, dey were telling me one story of how their useless system has been busy. D way I broke my GLO six is d same way I'll break ds one also wen my subscription expires. Stepped airtel



Meanwhile, can anybody please tell me which network's tariff plan is fairly manageable. Cos all ds network providers dey use straw such my credit. Lemme break it down maybe anybody here can assist me.



EmptyHen charges about #24 for d first minute of d day, while d remaining calls are charged @ #8.3/min as per the yeye ipulse na.
GLO, deducts #5 from my hard-earned money everyday on top thr 5mb wey no dey regular. Calls are charged @ #6/min For registered number, and #15/minute to all network. Imagine? And most times, dey deduct #50 occasionally from my account in d name of GLO back up.
Airtel? Doz ones na heavy thunder go fire dem. #25/min to all network.



Somebody shld please help me out oh! I go just vex scatter all my sims.

mikeansy:
I think there are far better things to do on February 14 than hoping that Buhari gets elected.

If you have nothing to do take a simple walk in the park with the love of your life and buy some ice cream!

Emotional attack for any Nigerian politician? Not worth it! There are better things in life to worry about.

While I may agree with u dt no Naija politician is worth dying for. Lemme take exemption to ur assertion dt Gen Buhari is a politician.


In d Nigerian context, we all know who 'politicians' are. But I wana state unequivocally that our esteemed & highly revered General is not a politician but rather a living 'Legend'




Lastly, wat if I tell u dt I don't have a boyfriend to go out with on Val day. Can u be my Val?

Obiagelli:
Don't be too sure sis

www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/politics/39952-apc-primaries-kano-backs-buhari

U&I know political permutations ain't done on d pages of newspaper. While I may be tempted to regard Newspaper analysis as bookmakers verdict, d reality on ground definitely suggest otherwise. As doz who play Naijabet, 1960, Merrybet etc dey will tell u never to joke with reality.



Once again, except Kwakwanso withdraws from d presidential race, he'll av more votes from APC'S kano delegates at d primary. Bookmark ds post so dt u can quote it on Dec 11

Obiagelli:
If Apc loses the 2015 elections, i am packing my bags and leaving.

U? Ur own is just packing? Me, I'll return back to my school in France But b4 leaving d shores of ds country, I'll first of all burn my Nat. ID card, voters card, birth certificate, NYSC certificate, State of origin certificate, Our family compound, nd anything dt has d colour green white green. Cos I would av sworn never to return to ds country again. If I no do am make mods dem ban me comot for nairaland.




But seriously speaking, if Buhari doesn't win in 2015,den I'll bliv God has removed ds country from d world map long b4 we were amalgamated. If MKO Abiola was d messiah Nigeria never had, wat den do we call Gen Muhammadu Buhari who is better dan MKO in all ramifications?

barcanista:
I strongly disagree ma. Kano Politicians and even Government officials are loyal to Buhari FIRST before Kwankwaso. A Buhari singlehandedly sent Kwankwaso packing in 2003, and a Buhari endorsement returned Kwankwaso in 2011.

permit me to disagree with u on ds Sir! Buhari never anointed Kwakwanso to win his 2nd term. Rather, it was Buhari's mistake dt culminated in CPC's loss. Lemme break it down, Muhammad Abacha won d primary but Buhari opted for Gen Jaffar. Ds paved d way for Kwakwanso's 2nd coming. I stand to be corrected on ds.


Also, d assumption dt Buhari will win Kano delegates' vote in an election which Kwakwanso himself is also contesting is not only fallacious but also laughable. On ds, I do like us both to place a bet.


In as much as I wish Buhari wins 2015 general election(cos I already see him becoming APC's flagbearer), over-estimating his electoral value will not do us(APC supporters) any good. By now, we should av known d devils we're dealing with. D almighty PDP with d scientific rigging machinery. All APC strategists had better get it ryt ds time around cos I can't afford to live every day of my life in regret. If June 12 disappointment didn't affect me much because I was still young, Feb 14 own no go funny o!




More dan Gen Buhari, I'll cry my eyes out. Cos I can't imagine Nigeria going tru another 4years of cluelessness under d shoeless one. God abeg o!

SEAme:
I'm actually a girl.

My sincere apologies plz. Sometimes, one just type without even checking ds details.



Once again, I unreserved my tender apology
Dts how we apologise in france here where I school

corkqueen:
Biology teacher
Send your CV and Application to
princess_has14@yahoo.com.
You have till end of today to apply.
For enquiries, send text msg to 08150424239.

Bosom group of school @ 48/50 Amoke Arasola Street, Oke - odo, Aboru, Iyana-Ipaja..... Check it out.

Hmnn? Ds one na fast offer o! Hope it will be worth d swiftness.


Tnx Corkqueen for d info, but ds ur name gan self. Could it be d same Cork that U & I know? will apply asap. Might even resign today if everything clicks, after all av received my salary yesterday. Lolz, na joke o!





Edited: I guess d location will hinder me from applying. Unlike my Boss(Visiting Prof), I'm not a nomadic teacher. Lemme quickly contact him and tell him ds d kinda offer he likes(Sharp-Sharp offers)

SEAme:
Hi. I was able to find out some of d schools' addy.
Companion college: 21/23 kayode street double powerline Ejigbo lagos.
Kanacherry: 7 david edobor street Iba, Ojo lagos.
Hope dis works

Bless U Sir! I do really appreciate ur response.



Ejigbo, Iba? I guess it's 2far to even honour their interview talk less of accepting their job. Gotta continue with my search.

RICHIEBOI1:
OP u forgot to mention Hon Ndudi Elumelu of delta state. He is also contesting for d governorship post and wont be returning to d house.

Is Ndudi Elumelu a senator? Na wa o! All ds peeps who Schooled in france self. U pple know nothing about Naija politics

Adeoba10:
University of Avignon, France

Why mentioning my Alma-matter

Odunharry:
confirm..no worry beta offer dn alrdy cme joo..

Hw is work today?

Thank God Bro! At least salary has been paid, but it's just not enough. U know nah

B4 I make my hair, buy clothes, do fine gal, nd even subscribe my fone. See? I pray God provides something better for me next year o! Else, I might just have to sell my shares on nairaland.

artisticallyart:
Gaskiya Junior College
Address: Gaskiya College Road,Badia Ijora.
Phone: +234 (0)802 840 9059
E-mail: gaskiyajnr.college@yahoo.com

Gaskiya Senior College
Address: Gaskiya Senior College, Badia-Ijora.
Phone: +234 (0)708 832 0022
E-mail: gascollv@yahoo.com

Gospel High College
Address: 40 Dada Onijama Crescent, Awodi-Ora Estate, Apapa-.
Phone: +234 (0)802 731 0492
E-mail: gospelcollege@yahoo.ca

Hopebay College
Address: No 42, Fijabi Street, Alaba-Oro, Ajegunle.
Phone: +234 (0)805 122 0676, (0)803 321 6193, (0)802 309 6605
E-mail: hopeinstitutiondocuments@yahoo.com
Website: www.hopebaycollegeng.com

Infant Jesus College
Address: 169 Ojo Road, Ajegunle Apapa.
Phone: +234 (0)803 832 3609, (0)803 324 9165

Julewubi Foundation College
Address: 18/20 Olubuade Str, Off Gasikya College, Road.
Phone: +234 (0)1 764 4528, (0)803 924 3154,
E-mail: julewubifoundation@gmail.com

Kingston High School
Address: 25, Itire Road, Off Old Ojo Road, Ajegunle.
Phone: +234 (0)803 403 4078, (0)803 301 3306
E-mail: kingstonschools@yahoo.com

Bro, please can u help me get d address of the following schools;

1- Stacus comprehensive college.
2- Conjul private school.
3- The Drillers school.
4- Companion college.
5- Kanacherry schools.
N:B All d above named schools are in Lagos.


Rather than waste my hard earned mb & precious time submitting my CV online, I do prefer to go to the school directly to meet the pple @ d helms of affair. It's my recent observation o, make anybody no crucify me o!

GoldenDr:
Aunty, greetings, try the numbers since you prefer hand submission.

Exactly what I was contemplating on Bro! U know nah? Insanity means doing d same tin and expecting a different result. Having tried online submission stuff, I guess it's time to change tactics. I'm not an Arsene Wenger dat is a 'specialist' in failure.



Lolz!

corkqueen:
Teachers wanted for immediate
employment in a reputable secondary
school
TEACHERS:
Graduate teachers with experience needed
in the following areas;
1. Home Economics/Food and Nutrition
2. Biology
3. English
4. Mathematics
5. Geography
6. Technical drawing (TD)
7. Graduate teachers in primary
education
Candidates must have atleast one of the
following qualifications;
BED
NCE with BSC
BSC
PGDE
MSC
Any candidate in 7 above must be
proficient in Mathematics and English.
Candidates in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 must have
ability and/or have prepared students for
external examination (both within and
international examination).
The Candidate must be a team player and
computer literacy is added advantage.
Renumeration is competitive with industry
standard.
Please send your cv to

Send CV to where biko?

Ofumaria:
Ekum College
Address: 1-5, Iganmu Road, Amukoko, Apapa.
Phone: +234 (0)803 404 5514, (0)805 688 7612.
E-mail: info@ekumschools.org
Website: www.ekumschools.org

El-Leonora College
Address: 23 Akpiri Street Off Coconut B/Stop Olodi- Apapa.
Phone: +234 (0)803 411 4002, (0)802 314 4271
E-mail: leonoraschools4u@yahoo.com

Emdee College
Address: 1, Alhaji Kareem Akande Street, Sunrise B/Stop, Apapa-Oshodi Expressway
Phone: +234 (0)1 840 0211, (0)803 406 9975
E-mail: emdeecollege@yahoo.com

Expressway Junior Secondary School
Address: Tolu School Complex,Olodi Apapa.
Phone: +234 (0)802 317 7152, (0)805 234 9366, (0)808 013 5087
E-mail: edudistvzoneexpresswayjnrsch@gmail.com

Expressway Senior Secondary School
Address: Tolu School Complex, Olodi Apapa.
Phone: +234 (0)803 343 3780
E-mail: expresswayseniorsecondaryschool@yahoo.com

Festlad College
Address: 21, Coker Street Coker Bus-Stop Orile Iganmu.
Phone: +234 (0)802 303 6216; 0702 580 1211
E-mail: festladschool@yahoo.com

First Foundation College
Address: 20,Akatakpo Street Ajegunle Apapa.
Phone: +234 (0)803 320 6275, (0)803 616 5509
E-mail: firstfoundation69@yahoo.com

Vacancy dey all ds places wey u mention ba?

artisticallyart:
For further enquiries, please call any of the following phone numbers 08160006165, 07018791144, 08023438709, 08033271979, 08064049748 or visit Dansol High School at 3/15 Acme Crescent, off Acme Road, Off Agidingbi Road, Agidingbi, Ikeja, Lagos

As in? Does any vacancy exist here? Plz, hook a Sister up. I need something better dan my present salary o!

artisticallyart:
Gaskiya Junior College
Address: Gaskiya College Road,Badia Ijora.
Phone: +234 (0)802 840 9059
E-mail: gaskiyajnr.college@yahoo.com

Gaskiya Senior College
Address: Gaskiya Senior College, Badia-Ijora.
Phone: +234 (0)708 832 0022
E-mail: gascollv@yahoo.com

Gospel High College
Address: 40 Dada Onijama Crescent, Awodi-Ora Estate, Apapa-.
Phone: +234 (0)802 731 0492
E-mail: gospelcollege@yahoo.ca

Hopebay College
Address: No 42, Fijabi Street, Alaba-Oro, Ajegunle.
Phone: +234 (0)805 122 0676, (0)803 321 6193, (0)802 309 6605
E-mail: hopeinstitutiondocuments@yahoo.com
Website: www.hopebaycollegeng.com

Infant Jesus College
Address: 169 Ojo Road, Ajegunle Apapa.
Phone: +234 (0)803 832 3609, (0)803 324 9165

Julewubi Foundation College
Address: 18/20 Olubuade Str, Off Gasikya College, Road.
Phone: +234 (0)1 764 4528, (0)803 924 3154,
E-mail: julewubifoundation@gmail.com

Kingston High School
Address: 25, Itire Road, Off Old Ojo Road, Ajegunle.
Phone: +234 (0)803 403 4078, (0)803 301 3306
E-mail: kingstonschools@yahoo.com

Hmnn? Area! Awon eleyi mo ilu! Well done Bro!

M4gunners:
Ok over to you Evathyst. Madam what do you have to say about this?

Proudly a terrible girlfriend! Apart from being a control freak, I also don't get along well with people outside. Especially when I'm on a date. Even I don't know why



Anyhow sha, will take out time to work on myself. Besides, tnx 4d acknowledgment. I know wetin u want make I talk, but no luck

rawbaba:
For 1st question...Depending on d course you are studying,we pay every semester,like me,I paid 28K for course then 6k for exam fee..making it 34k...so it depends on course
2nd question....d school provides facilitation for students..so it depends on ur tym table...bt is not. Must,u must attend lectures,cos d school is meant for both workers ad non workers....
3rd question...no procedure required,jst go any zenith bank,purchase d form..then go noun site ad do d registration
4th question....once u r above 30 years,u won't go NYSC service,u wil be giving an exception letter...ope u cleared

wait o, seems I don't wana bliv wat I'm hearing. If d person is less dan 30 b4 graduation, so u mean d person can still serve? Was thinking maybe NOUN graduates don't serve sha. Plz, how much do Mass Comm stdnts pay as their tuition fee?



Lastly, thanks so much 4 ur response. Will add u now so dt we can probably discuss some other logistics. Actually, it's for my Sister, but I wana make all necessary findings so dt I'll know how to persuade her. Cos wen it comes to admission stuff, she has never had it smooth. I wish she get tinz ryt ds tym around sha.

Givemejoy:
Yaba, Oyinbo and Ebute-metta axis
10, Coastes Str, Ebute-metta west. Teachers are needed 08182127550.
Orile-Oloye Comprehensive High School, No. 22/24 Baale Str, Orile, Lagos.
Lekki-Ajah-Epe axis-English, Government, Literature-in- English, financial account, economics and Commerce. Must be able to take Jamb, SSCE and NECO students.08028780932 &08028780932.
Surulere-Yaba-Ojuelegba axis. Teachers wanted at 3, Olufemi str, off Ogulana drive, Surulere.
Oshodi-Baruwa Ipaja axis. Computer and English teacher wanted send resume to greatplatinumcollege@yahoo.com.
Ojudu-Berger-Sabo axis. Maths, Eng., Chemistry, Physics, Biology, Financial Accounting, Government and Econs. Deadline 30th Sept., 2013. Send cv to standagerecruiter@yahoo.com
Ogun-Sagamu
Christ Royal School. Idi-oro Junction, Ayomide Estate, near escobar, Ogijo, Sagamu, Ogun. 08098650654.
Alagbole-Sabo-Cele axis. Rita International School, Alagbole, Ogun-State. Teachers are needed@ evasthy, I think this what they are saying

Noted!

Ofumaria:
I think what he meant was the town, for instance number 1 we know it is in Lagos but, where exactly in Lagos?

dts exactly my point. Even if wasn't indicated there, I'm sure peeps here might know.



At least, over a hundred people cannot be wrong.... #My Local Govt Chiarman's campaign slogan#

Givemejoy:
I bet to disagree with your claim that you do not get feedback from online CV submission, many of the interviews I have been to were done through the same process you claim you do get feedbacks from, but I will also say that online submission is for those working and needs a job change, but if you are not yet working hand submission is the best. My first job was through hand submission of CV which was teaching.
Please, note that most schools especially the small-medium ones will like the would—be teacher to stay close or proximity to the schools(which is advantageous to the applicants) and so that could be one reason there is no feedbacks from them, for organisations I cannot really say but what I do know if you fit what they are looking for, they care less about how far your place is to the office.
I KNOWLEDGE OF SOMEONE THAT STAYING IN AYOBO and works at Ikeja.

Well! well!! well!!!


How else can I disagree with u if not speaking from my personal experience? D present teaching job I'm doing now, I submitted my CV to dem online but didn't get a feedback from them even after 5 days. O summoned courage and walked up to the 'godamn' school. Surprisingly, dey didn't even check their mail to acknowledge all that we sent.



After enduring their rigorous interview sessions, test, and micro-teaching. It was my outstanding performance dt made dem offer me d job dt same day after. So u see? While u'r there submitting CVs online, another niggar might just walk up there and claim the job.



Lastly, I kinda noticed that one's CV may not really impress doz employers as much one's performance in their presence. According to what d V.P told me dt day, all d mouth-watering stuff we inscribe into our CVs, na format.

rawbaba:
Am a student of NOUN...am in 300level,studying communication technology...so wat is it,u wana knw abt d school

Thank you o! Plz Bro, I want u 2help me with d following questions:

1- How much is there school fees?
2- How often does lecture take place there? Everyday, Every weekend, or during d summer holiday.
3- Wat procedures will one follow to get admission into the school.
4- Do their graduates go for NYSC?



I think dts all for now, might contact u if I still have other questions. Please Sir, ur timely response will be highly appreciated.

Omotolu:
...people of zero faith.I finished my MBA in the school,and I follow simple website info.

As u wish Sir! U may describe me as a person of little faith, but trust me, I know wat I'm doing. Anyways, tnx 4 ur response sha.

GoldenDr:
Thank you for this recent post, you have been one of the pillars of this forum, but ma'am, you forgot to add the physical address. Thank you once again.

It's wat I kinda solicited for in my post. Saw d vacancy on jobberman, dey dnt put address. I'm sure one or two peeps here will know there address. Dts d essence of cooperation.



Tnx 4d acknowledgement Sir! I'll alwz be loyal to ds thread. It's just a pity dt I don't know how to copy link and all doz stuffs, would av done better.

akmaldini:
Am on whatsapp 08023729528, bbm 29BAD01C u re welcum

I'm neither on bbm nor on whatsapp.


Since I asked d question on nairaland, I'll appreciate it if u answer me here. Please, na beg I dey beg o. I no do shakara

Omotolu:
...visit the website-www.noun.edu.ng

There website ke? I do rather seek information from an outsider dan rely on d phantom lies posted on d skul's website. Biko, if u know anyone who is an underG of ds skul, kindly refer me to him.



Peace

Good morning gentlemen and ladies, fear not for I bring u glad tidings. Mass vacancies exist in d following schools:


1- Gospel High College, Lagos.
2- Hope Bay College, Lagos.
3- Stacus comprehensive college, Lagos.
4- Comjul private school, Lagos.
5- The Drillers school, Lagos.
6- Companion college, Lagos.
7- Kanacherry schools, Lagos.


N:B For more information, kindly visit jobberman. Also, I do like us to reduce our reliance on submitting CVs online because most times, one doesn't get a feedback from these employers....
We should rather cooperate on finding out the exact location of the above-named schools. So that peeps here can go there directly to submit their CVs. I can bet my salary it helps.




In conclusion, for peeps in other states, kindly visit jobberman as well cos I saw a lotta teaching vacancies there. Once again, we pray unemployment will be a thing of d past in d life of every youth in this country. It's not gonna happen by saying 'Amen' alone, we gotta work together to make it happen. Leave our Govts outta ds, dey are too busy impeaching one another.


Peace

HFOG:
Sorry ma'am. Ditto meaning same as above. So you asked exactly what I wanted to ask. Didn't want to re-type the questions.

*understood*