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BrosPeter:
someone was saying jonah read zoology to create laughter, i asked him what qualification his hero buhari have. Its a valid question, buhari people should never bring down jonahs qualification, knowing buhari didn't go to uni.
if you want to know jonah's students, why not go to ph or bayelsa.

See how u'v entertained me with ur ridiculous comment ds saturday mrnin.

When Mallam Ibrahim Shekarau who was once a principal in Kano state was contesting for Governorship election in 2003.i read on d pages of newspaper dt some of his ex-students contributed some amount of money to fund his campaign. My point is, it's not compulsory Jonathan's 'fictious' students do d same. Let dem just come out and lend their voice to his credibility. That anybody hasn't come out as an ex-student of Mr President to speak on his credibility is mind-boggling. Ur guess is as good as mine on dt....

GoldenDr:
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Accompany pupils during their
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Preparing for and seeing parents
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Prepare scheme for subjects
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Location Sir?

thaoriginator:
I be Buhari self-employed campaign runner! No go there.. Na change sure pass.

Runs forward to hug him.

All ye who are commenting without reading d stuff above. Repent! For d Mods are watching o!



*Modified* If not for her b*obs, would have mistaken her for Timaya. Lolz!

Besides, it seems it not only her body dt is covered with hairs. I guess her brain is covered as well. Else, she wouldn't have said most of doz things above. In one line, she sounded like a confident lady. In another, like a frustrated b*tch. Na wa o! Wetin person no go see for ds Naija self

thaoriginator:
O girl, dis one pass 2 cents o, na 10 dollars you contribute so. Abi u no count am well.?

Exactly! Me I was even thinking d advise isn't worth much self. So, where's my $10 if I may ask? Cos my guess is dt u'r a TANoid

Kingsleyinfo:
@ Bolded, I have never truly understood the meaning of the term

Is there an easily earned money?

Maga ko wiseman ni...

Well if you really want a tablet, there are lots of options out there you should be able to afford. Don't just go for anything over the roof except you want to invest your 'hard earned' money on something that gets obsolete at an alarming pace.

For your needs as described previously, a mid-range tablet should do, especially one with a durable battery life.

Just let your needs inform your choice, and you won't hate yourself later....

Very well Sir, tnx 4 ur advise. Once I hammer dt money I'm envisaging, I do call on my tech expert(Initialize) to recommend for me. I've lived long enough to trust his recommendations on fone matters.


Lest I forget, there's hard earned money o! Pple who do teaching, factory, or go-slow trading stuff know better.

Although, we're praying to d Most High to simplify our means of livelihood.

Resign kwa? On top wetin? Has his boss who's in charge of our country at a time when boko haram is hoisting their jihad flag resigned?

High Chief Onigbinde, please do not bother advising Mr Clueless jnr(Keshi) who inherited the gene for cluelessness from his Oga @ d top(Jona). An African adage said 'It's the ovation of the spectators that tells a dancer he is doing well' Keshi, who has been telling you dt u'r doing well o?

Each time dis PDP spokespersons speak on national issue, it occurs to me as though they have a monopoly of st*pidity. Typical of all drowning persons, PDP are always clinging to something just to stay afloat.


The holy book says 'Let he who stand takes heed lest he falls' Jonathan had better focus on his re-election bid and leave d APC alone. Feb 14th is just around d corner and Nigerians have grown above d 'I have no shoes' hogwash. #My 2 cents#

initialize:
I have Tablet for you but I'm ain't a Maga.

I sight u Bro! How u no go get mouth talk? After all, I didn't magarize u wen u were seriously in love


As 4d tab, if u no go give me. Trust me, a maga will. Except my ministry don reach permanent site which I doubt.

M4gunners:
Ah ah i didn't mention s3x why your mind dey fly na? Anyway if you give me, i go chop.

Tufia! U don sour! Wat happens to 'keep urself till after marriage talk?'


If it's s*x u'r so interested in, den buying a tablet for a gal just to av s*x with her is a waste of money nau. After all, Allen avenue gals never carry HIV finish. Let's just stop here please, make we no derail pple thread for dem

Space booked in case any moderator falls in love with ds...

M4gunners:
Oh one maga is willing to buy it 4 u,but on a condition.

On a no s*x condition ba?

pendy79:
The south easterners need to really do a deep reflection on how their sentiments have been allowed to jettison solid reasoning.

First it was muslim muslim, now catholic catholic for how long do we do away with good people with credible credentials on the altar of where they worshipped.

The PDP has really ruined this country and religion is one silly ideology they have introduced into our political psyche.

Osun State that is more populated by Muslims once had both governor and deputy who were Christians but no one heard any uproar amongst the muslim elites.

The senate president and deputy are Christians but the Muslims aren't challenging that decision, when are we going to realize religion has nothing to do with delivering quality leadership to the people.

How I wish dt i*becile named Okupe is a nairalander, only den would I have said wats on my mind. In truth, PDP in collaboration with CAN has divided ds country along religious line. D ripple effect is wat d ibos will suffer for a longer period of time for participating in divisive politics.


Let all d Redeemers, Deeper lifers, MFM, Olumba-Olumba, and white garment churches rise up to demand for their own share of appointment. Nonsense!

Kingsleyinfo:


Seriously you dey vex, many many....

Well you are using your tablet for what it's meant ni.

I think what the OP is really trying to point out is that folks keep buying "expensive tablets" when a mid range device can actually do all they want to do.

Oh! I see! I fear o!
Was thinking maybe I'm one of doz garage chairmen who would just hold their tablet like it's their birth certificate. Use, dem no dey use am. Yet, dey keep displaying it every now and den. Our Landlord's case is even pathetic.


Tnx 4 allayin my fears sha. Besides, I don't own a tablet presently. Don't know if any maga will buy for me in 2015 sha

D GIONEE M2 I use currently, I bought it with my hard earned money from Initialize.

WIZGUY69:
I agree with you op
as for me, i don't underutilize any smart phone.
they are some apps in my tablet that one won't believe can be in it .
Nigerian ladies just buy some expenses gadget without knowing the use.

Please o! All of u should tell us wat one can do with tablets o!


As for me, I use my fone to browse, read e-books, watch movies, and sometimes play games. Any other thing u think I should be doing with it Plz enlighten me. Instead of all ds 'Ladies under-utilize gadgets talk'

asha80:
so crossrivers state is an igbo state abi?pure unadulterated ignorance

*ignored*

ISpiksDaTroof:
There's nothing wrong with him contesting in Lagos since he's a Nigerian. If he has satisfied all the "requirements" to contest, why not? Why does everything have to be about religion or tribe to you guys?

Oga leave matter abeg. U pple can never allow such in ur town. Even amongst urselves u still discriminate. Na den u go here sey one person na mbaise, another na orlu, another na okigwe, another na isiokpo all in d same Imo state. Biko! Advise him to return back to his state to transform there first. After all, charity begins at home.



All ds divisive politics dt PDP is playing in lagos;giving tickets to igbos just to win their support will definitely backfire. Ds is yoruba land o!


Whoever wishes to call me a bigot can do so, after all, opinion is free. More so, I no carry send any omo Igbo. I served in cross river state nd I know wat I suffered in d hands of igbos. Doz pple ehn....

ayinba1:
In his village, forget about country for now.

Help me ask am o! All ds SaTANic adherents dem self. They can tell a lie dt will make even d devil blush with embarrassment

Tonylyte:
I dey on low keys my sister, ever since our super eagles put us in the state of mourning. U need hustling my dear...but make e no 2much, you be woman, your oga go do the rest.

He he he he he

I laff in swahili language. Oga 4 where? @ d top or below? Men wey full town na na osho free dem. Anyways, hoping on God to do something better in my life!

Tonylyte:
I sight you baibe. U scarce sha.

Bro! I return d sighting! No vex 4 me jare, na hustle na him make man scarce. How av u been Sir?

APContherun:
Yes Tinubu many Christians and Muslims are poor and we know you are a multi billionaire. How many of Jose poor people have you helped take out of poverty?
How can one reconcile your stupendous wealth with the abject poverty around you?

Are U for real? Jesus!


For a Man who established a TV station(TV continental), a radio station(Radio continental and Adaba fm), Hotel(Oriental hotel), Estates. Ds are d few dt are known to an 'outsider' like me.

Now, help me calculate d number of staff on his payroll? Den u'll know he has personally contributed his own quota towards reducing unemployment in ds country. I'm not saying He's a saint, but if every other 'alleged' corrupt politician creates one or two establishments in ds country, imagine how unemployment would be drastically reduced.

Finally, can u please point out wat ur paymaster(GEJ) has done to alleviate poverty in ds country? Either as a president or as a concerned Nigerian? U TANoids are just too pathetic to be taken seriously


I shake my head 4 U!

Permit me to join ds fast moving train....

Mine happened during my univ days, a yahoo guy hammered and took us out to celebrate. Everyone was placing order for beers and all sort of alcohol. As a sharp gal now, I no wan fall hand. So, I also ordered for Amarula. After sipping just two glasses, na so 'highness' start. Wat followed wasn't funny at all, I was drunk to d point of urinating ryt in dt spot. Mehn! See falling hand


By now, u should av known wat my nickname would be Amarula! Although, I begged my friends so much till dey stop calling me by dt name.


However, some other nicknames of my friends(both guys&babes) never ceases to amuse me till date...


Big Larry.... due to her size.
Kawasaki,
Kakaki... D guy voice loud pass microphone.
Aque,
Ben 10,
Tallest,
Mallam bature.... Dt guy na mugu to d core. We dey chop him money play.
Sheyinfunmi.... Dt gal teeth na die.
Professor.... U think he's brilliant ba? Story? D guy mumu don pass Phd level.
Oboskala.... Ds guy can f*ck anything so long as dt thing wear skirt.
Idi-araba.... My friend y*nsh na die. Dt kind y*nsh wey dey cause go-slow.
Ds are d few I could remember for now. Mehn! School life is really d best!




*Edited* How can I forget BRT? Chisos! Dt guy waka dey be as if him dey run. Den, we nicknamed him 'BRT'

Origbim.... Jeez! Ds guy head big no be small.

ravensckar:
My humble feedback from Excellent Breeders Tutors Ajah.


The interview was slated to begin by 9am,but luckily for me, I got there b4 dt time. This afforded me the time to eat at a nearby restaurant, rest, and calm my restless nerves. Very important before the commencement of any interview.

When the interview eventually began, it started on a lighter mode. I was asked to fill a pre-interview form. Easy you would call it abi? Wat followed wasn't easy at all.

Next, I was given a voluminous chemistry question test. The test comprises of 10 bulky questions with each question consisting of sub-questions a-d. I spent roughly 2 hours attempting all the questions. The questions weren't so difficult, but typical of all chemistry questions, they were a handful.


Next, I was asked to do micro-teaching. Here comes the most challenging part because, although, it was supposed to be a micro-teaching exercise. But in the real sense, it was a question & answer segment. The interviewers threw different questions at me, using every trick in their book to batter me into submission. As a sharp guy, I parried their questions with utmost confidence. Those I could, I gave detailed answers. And those I couldn't, I honestly told them I don't know. #No time to form Mr Know it all#.



But noteworthy is a particular guy who came when the interview had already ended to conduct a fresh interview for me. Mehn! I salute this guy cos He's so smart. But thank God, I was able to put up a sterling performance. At least, I was sure to have impressed him cos He shook hands with me after the whole exercise.


In conclusion, I was told to go that they will contact me immediately after marking my script. This, I'm looking forward to.


Lessons From Today's Interview.
1- Although, I didn't read before going to the interview cos I thought it's going to be an oral one. I did put up a good show. My advice is that whenever we're being called for any form of interview, let's endeavour to read cos questions may come from any aspect.
2- I'll also advise we leave home early whenever we're going for an interview. This will avail one some time to relax and not feel tensed when the interview eventually begins cos interviews could be very tedious.
3- When fielding questions from interviewers,one should try as much as possible to be confident and honest. One doesn't need to blab especially if asked something you don't know. A honest 'I can't recall would do' cos ds interviewers are ready to prove one wrong to boost their own ego.



I wish to say a very big thank you to the originator of these wonderful thread, the poster of this particular job in question, every contributor on this thread, and to my dearest friend evathyst(Bisola) for calling my attention to that particular advert. God in his infinite mercy will grant our heart desires and Crown all our efforts with a resounding success.

Visiting Prof! Here I am standing on a mountain and paying my homage. I'm so sure u would av nailed d interview, u'r just trying to downplay ur intelligence.

Anyways, thanks so much for d feedback. I'm sure our Ogas @ d top would be very happy cos dts wat we've all been clamouring for.

Beep me as soon as u land d job, so dt we can pop champagne



Less I forget, 100th page. Thank God I was here!

taiwotosho22:
Yoruba no be mumu, they work hard b4 setting up APC, so don't think they will give VP slot to other tribe. IMPOSSIBLE #fact

God bless u for ds post Sir!


If we claimed to be marginalised under GEJ; no VP, no speakership, no senate president, no attorney general, no IG of police, no chief of army staff, not even d sec to d federal govt(SGF). We come form our own party, u come say make we give our VP slot to another person ba? I greet una well well.


Yoruba people no dey carry last, patapata na draw

OrlandoOwoh:
Hello, Tit is a thing to be ignored. "It" has never said anything meaningful on this forum. BTW, Buhari was in Jos, not Zaria. He was the GOC of 3rd Armoury Division, Jos.

Tnx Sir! Correction noted.

tit:
you are an uninformed bigot!
General Domkat Bali has attested to the fact that Buhari came to co-opt him into the coup.
IBB and some other boys had been coming to meet him but as Bali was reluctant about a coup, Buhari had to come and see Bali himself.
Domkat Bali is still alive and if you pay him a visit, as i had done, he can tell you the truth about Buhari.

Who is prof kole omotosho?
who give am prof?
is he a coup plotter?

'Everyone has a right to his opinion, but no one has a right to be wrong in his fact....'Bill Newman.


If truly u believe in ur own disjointed and concocted facts, den our educational system needs a total reformation. I never said Buhari didn't participate directly in d coup, but dt he killed Brig Ibrahim Bako is not only malicious but also ridiculous. Maybe u need to go back to dt ur 'imaginary' Gen Domkat Bali in ur dreams and ask him where Buhari was wen d coup was being carried out.


Even when d coup plotters gathered to select who d new head of state will be, he wasn't there. It was one Gen whose name I can't remember @ d moment dt brought out a pistol to intimidate others into selecting Buhari who was in far away Zaria. Once again, I implore u to get out of ur myopic imagination by reading wide only den can u bcom a good public commentator.



Lest I forget, except u schooled in france, don't tell me u don't know who Prof Kole Omotosho is. And in case u still don't know, Google is ur friend.


Lastly, why am I having ds 'uneasy' feeling dt u'r a guy. Else, u should av known it's very unlady like to call people names just because dey refute ur concocted claims. Whoever u are sha, get some manners. #My 2cent advise#

tit:
someone who lied openly to Shagari that he was not planning coup
and went ahead to kill Brigadier Bako who would have contested with him for the leadership of the junta.

U'r a pathological liar Ma!



Buhari never participated in dt coup, talk less of killing Brig Ibrahim Bako. Rather, all fingers were pointed @ IBB who couldn't explain how an officer who was leading d assault on Shagari's brigade of guards was shot by his own men under a controversial circumstance.




Next time before u comment on National issues, kindly get ur facts right first. For more enlightenment, kindly read 'Just before dawn' by Prof Kole Omotosho.



Peace!

VickyyB:
Why would I be having sex with my boyfriend.

My future husband owns my virginity.

Pinshure of u being a virgin or u know nah

Samwell247:
I don't have info about then sir....that's why I came here....

My e-love! Glad to have u back from nairaland prison.




As regards doz tinz we discussed, I tried everything possible to contact u but I couldn't. Went to Agbado station area last week for a wedding, thought of contacting you but couldn't. Anyways, hope everything is fine?

gbeseun:
Guys where can I stream live from my phone.

All of una wey dey find live streaming, wetin do d DSTV for una area?




Chelsea till nairaland crashes again