₦airaland Forum

iv4fb:
Oya no vex.

Fine! Den I guess we're cool now


Ur sins have been forgiven, so go & sin no more...

iv4fb:
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8am lecture in France, Well done. So France is on which time zone again?

In France here where I'm schooling, we don't respond to strangers




Bro, na wetin I do u? Why u com dey give me close marking like dt?

englishmart:
tu parle peu français. Well, I schooled in universite Du lille France

Play-play, Play-play, I don initiate u into our crew. If it was weed dt made me to be speaking French den, na wetin com make u dey reply me in d same French language? #Anxiously waiting for ur response# in French if possible



Lolz!

barcanista:
. My love when was I arrested? Please o, I am also in france studying. Where in France are you? Let's hookup

My e-padi, seriously, it has been long since I last heard 4rm u. Ever since dt 'unfortunate' raid on APC's database centre, u and d rest of our crew members av been unusually quiet. Lyk seriously, I just prayed it wasn't u.


As per where I'm schooling in France, I attend Universite d'aix Marseille which is situated in Marseille. Comprehende?

englishmart:
non! eh appre redemandez

Oui monsieur! Seems u also Schooled in france

andyanders:
Marilyn Ogar who could not have Ogwuche convicted for the Bomb case, how can she be able to stand by her words again to say they caught some terrorist that throw bomb.

No mind d yeye woman. It's not her fault, as long as their are gullible Nigerians who have subscribed to PDP divisive style of politics f*cktards like her will alwz remain relevant.

iv4fb:
Read what you wrote again, you might realize the folly in it

Shuo! U think I don't know who Marilyn Oga truly is. Alryt, lemme put u to shame; She's the spokesperson of DSS isn't dt wat u want to hear?



Shior! Plz o, don't quote me again cos I might not be able to respond. I've got an 8am class to attend here in france where I'm studying.

Meekmind:
. It's not as if I know you 4rm adam, I just checked on ur profile and I liked what I saw, just want to meet you and acquint myself with u...dat's all I'm asking

Wow! Now I understand better. In dt case, u can add me on fbuk; Akinola Abisola Victoria. But plz b4 u do, kindly read the thread on how we 'damsels' maga guys so that u'll know how to avoid d fast train that is coming ur way


Don't be scared Bro, in France here where I'm schooling, we advice guys to know what dey want to put thr head into

jmoore:
Whenever you ask a girl "How are you doing?" and she says she's not fine or she surprises you by greeting you first after months/days of snubbing. There is 90% probability she is about to ask you for money.

Yahoo boys know this, that's why they create many fake female accounts to ask guys for money.

One girl that I refused to give recharge card told me that I am not handsome because her 'jazz' didn't work on me .
Many encounters but never been 'magaed'. When they see me, they see 'aka gum'.

Thank God for the wisdom of Solomon.

Hmmnnn Hmmnnn! Eleyi gidi gan

englishmart:
when ladies smoke weed

Jeez! Did u also school in France? How did you know ladies smoke weed?




Respondez ill vouz plais!

barcanista:
PDP and their intraparty squambles again. The killer party at work again. PDP stop your madness

Thank God o! Doz DSS pple dt raided APC hacking centre av finally released our dear barcanista. Congrats on ur release Sir, henceforth, get a good job apart from being a paid troll to earn a living. cos next time wey dem go catch you,I no go fast & pray on top ur matter o!






Lolz! Na joke o
In France where I'm presently schooling, ds how we welcome our niggars. Baba, I stand on top mountain dey greet o!

babyosisi:
Most likely APC at work
Let's watch and see

Haba? Fear God nau! Must APC be held responsible for every of PDP's misfortune? A close understanding of d situation will make u understand dt there's discord in d PDP Cross River State over who will succeed Sen Liyel Imoke.

I worked as a distribution officer during my NYSC days in Cross River State, na thr I take know of d happenings there.



Last bullet: Seems u'r schooling in France, else u shld be familiar with our local politics.

Waiting patiently for PDP's spokesperson Mrs Marilyn Ogar to come and tell d world how APC is responsible for ds. PDP, alwz blaming others for their own misfortune.



First, it was Buhari dt was sponsoring boko haram. Next, it was Northern elders, Later, APC was responsible. After, America no gree sell weapon for dem to defeat boko haram. Another time dey told us our soldiers are cowards, again, senior military officers are corrupt. PDP blaming others for their misfortune from time imo river.


Nobody should ask me how I know all ds, cos I'm presently studying Political science technology engineering here in france

Bunsky:
yes of course.

U correct! Anyways, nothing do u Sister

Smhart1:
. Atleast I don't care

Easy now, Sister u don press control P

Bunsky:
what did you saw?

Chisos! Sori to ask, did u school in France?

Meekmind:
. Sup damsel....don't know how to pm u but would love it if u can add me on bbm 28de79f4 or whatsapp 08081736710, would love to meet you...no put too much ako ooo ...I dey wait

Haha? Lyk seriously, I don't understand u. Do we both av any unfinished bizness to settle?

Evathyst is still typing......

Smhart1:
For those of you that think every lady like sex you must be a joker, to the one who said especially the circumsized ones I hear you. the truth is not all ladies like sex because they are scared or doesn't even want anything of such. I have a friend who can't imagine herself seeing a man's joystick not to talk of her having sex. also to some it is as a result of their childhood experience, this same experience lead many to adultery and few to being rigid. just pray you don't come across such lady

Sister I fit bet my last kobo, wat u shared up there is ur personal experience nd not dt of any friend. U did it to divert any kinda attention on ur private life. Lolz! In France here, we were taught how to analyse statements.




@ topic, I'm one of doz lady who doesn't like s*X. Tufia! I prefer being smootched, to being f*cked cos most guys go just rough handle person. All in d name of wah? Na wrestling we dey fight?

lanicky:
He looks like a mad man ....choi! If dis is ao graduates suffer in Nigeria...I'll av to stay permanently in FRANCE..

Pinture of u staying in France or u know nah

Odinaka00:
:DChai! Garri period was very funny o, naso I dey laff anytine I enter nland......buh this france trend is cool though to certain threads that have pictures of irrelevant yeyebrities

U spoke well Bro, to me I'll 4ever belong to d 'pinshure or I don't bliv it crew' Mehn! Nairaland dey sweet o!

peeparty:
this was a serious issues u can think and die sef. or even go mad.but God as really been faithful.pls fogiv her av been der too

Tnx Bro! I really appreciate ur sympathy. As per 4giving her, would av done dt since a long time ago but I don't want her to do d same to another person. She just needs to learn her lesson nd av been ordained to teach her

Mprex:
my jeeeeez bae, you mean a girl did all these to you because of a guy

i give up. Sorry honey. So sorry

Sister, na so we see am o. Little wonder why some ladies don't make friends with their fellow ladies. Women gan self....

My age is as private as my salary. Why den should I disclose it?

Iamfrank:
Hot tempered men

Chisos! I hate ds kinda men like die Ds kinda men can do&undo, one of my frnd's guy, d guy fit use Iphone6 stone him galfrnd if he's annoyed. Although, wen his anger subsides he will buy it back. D guy cld be very caring ehn, nd spends like maga. But him beating no get part 2. I told my frnd, dt money wey make her no fit leave d guy na him go still kill her.


Another kinda tin I can't tolerate in a guy I'm dating is being loquacious especially wen d guy talks too loudly nd anyhow. Tufia! Also, guys dat make love like animals. e.g malhandling someone in d name of love making. Phew! After everything, body go come bruise as if person fight village wrestling. Kai!

Mprex:
thanks, we are cool now. As for my bf, we aint together anymore

If doz tinz u mentioned up there are wat u call 'betrayal' Sister, na him be sey doz pple dt did that to u still dey learn work.



Here's mine; A friend of mine whom d world refer to us as 'Sisters' has alwz complained about how she doesn't find luck wen it comes to relationship stuff. Many at times, she ascribed her problems to spiritual tinz which I told her I don't bliv in. One day sha, she managed to hook up with one 'Motherf*cker*, dey were happy together until d f*cktard asked me out. Nd b4 den, I'v been telling my friend about how bad a player I perceive his guy to be.

At first I didn't tell my friend dt he asked me out, dnt wana tear dem apart. Yet, d madman wldnt let me be. He doesn't call my friend on fone, but he kept disturbing my line. To cut d long story short sha, I told my friend nd she confronted him. Come see lie na, it was den I knew some guys could even tell lies better dan d devil himself.


Funny tin, dey both settled everything nd turn everything on my own head. D first tin dt my friend did to me was to expose some of d online runz I was doing to my guy which led to our breakup(1-1 U'll say abi?). Finally, she went for d kill, she kinda logged on to my e-problem(as we OAU stdnts often call it) deleted a prerequisite course I offered nd substituted it with an irrelevant course. Honestly, ds is wat led to my extra-year in school. Me wey suppose graduate since 2012,in d midst of dt crises, I failed my ICAN exam,got disowned at home, lost my relationship, was duped of a large amount of money because I wanted to leg it so dt I won't eventually get an extra year. Up till ds moment, I can't help but still imagining d day I'll lay my hands on her. Honestly, I'll avenge(God forgive me in advance).


Well, like someone rightly said; 'I may not be where I'm supposed to be, but I'll still thank God cos I'm not where I used to be'. It was one useless frnd I lost den, now av got many true frnds; Babawale Ajibola, Oyebanji Elizabeth, Sunday Jessica, Lawal Mariam, Ajisefini Abimbola Grace, nd my kid brother Akinola Olayinka. Come wat may, u pple will alwz be my frnds.

Memories! Memories!!



Gone are the days wen Nigeria was govern by leaders, now who do we have? Looters. God should please strengthen Gen Muhammadu Buhari to win d presidential election, He's the only charismatic & incorruptible leader left of this corruption-laden country.


May Amadioha strike me if I vote for dt clueless fisherman turned tyrant from d creek of Otuoke. Oloshi! Omo irankiran!

nairalandist:
When will they stop this chase-me-I-chase-you approach? It's really not helping things. Before you know it, Boko Haram may capture another town and chase the outnumbered soldiers there. . . And then the Army will gather other soldiers and chase them back!
Seriously, this is mediocrity at the highest level.

Why is the Nigerian Army wasting the lives of poor civilians in the North east when they know too well that they need more hands? Why isn't the NA recruiting more? Imagine the video shared by Sahara reporters showing 1 Nigerian Soldier to about 50 Boko haram men and he still managed to survive. It's when Soldiers aren't enough that they flee the battle ground. They are outnumbered by Boko Haram! The Nigerian Military should stop pocketing security budgets and recruit young and able bodied men. Boko haram isn't better equipped than the army, they aren't even as well fed as the army, their strength is in their numbers!

On d contrary Sir, U don't attack an opponent headlong dt is classic military blunder.

04kaa:
Oyinbo girls play games go on twitch u will see them there.... Nigerian Girls dont play cuz their brain isnt wired to be interested in things that require a lil bit of mental calculation, It looks like stress for girls, so they had rather spend time on easy things like wearing makeup and smelling their perfumes. or fixing fake Brazilian hair. It is mostly peculiar to naija girls.

U got it wrong Bro, it's not because of any 'alleged' mental calculation involved, it's because it's not just girly for us. Moreso, I play games like chess, scrabble, nd monopoly. Are doz ones not brain tasking?


D truth is in as much as u don't find many gals watching football, and action films. Whr den will d interest in PES, FIFA, GOD OF WAR, OR CHAIN OF OLYMPUS develop? Moreso, d way nd manner some guys(especially my guy) behave wen playing doz yeye games is really irritating. Gosh! Imagine someone running around d four corners of d room in d name of celebrating a goal.