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GoldenDr:
Our client, a secular fast growing college located in Ikorodu requires a Biology or Chemistry Teacher.

Job Title: Biology Teacher

Location: Ikorodu, Lagos

Job Description
Interested candidates will be requires to typically prepare course curricula, create course materials, deliver lectures and proctor exams.

They may also assist students with conducting laboratory experiments, grade assignments, prepare final grade reports, serve as student advisors and manage a biology or science department in the school.

Essential Criteria
A degree in Biochemistry (or related subject);
Some experience in teaching; clear evidence of willingness to teach and develop an academic career. Teaching skills and interests which will complement or enhance those of the School.
Good organizational skills as indicated by readiness to engage in support activities in research and teaching.
Good interpersonal skills, commitment to collaboration, seeking success in an
Willingness to teach practical courses and supervise student projects as required.
Application Closing Date
30th of November, 2014

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV's to: admin@rmaxsystems.com.ng

ds ones no even know wetin dem want. Secular school kwa? Can anybody plz explain ds to me? Cos it seems I don't wana bliv d interpretation my medulla oblongata is telling me.

Biology or Chemistry teacher kwa? Make una specify one biko

Also, dey require a Biology Teacher, yet they are giving preference to those who studied Biochemistry. Lyk seriously? Whr den will pple who studied Bio Edu, Botany, Env Biology, Microbiology, or even Zoology fit in? Some adverts gan self!

Sunnypar:
Easy now, she said in a school now!!!!!

Sori Bro, I kinda lost my cool. Guess it's because av not been paid

initialize:
Hmmm! Ok

Do I take dt to mean a yes? Anyways, tnx in advance.

No

initialize:
Hello sir....


23k or less and in stock


Kingsing S2 #23,000....

Elephone P6i #20,000

The performance is relative to its price so you know you will get the best out of your money.

So na office here u still dey since morning wey I dey house dey wait 4 u. Ur wife dey call u, u say u dey work. Biko, if u work finish, na who u go give d money to?





Besides, av sent u an e-mail since morning. Abeg no f*ck up o! I know I might av been imposing too much on u. But remember sey na 'we' be ur first set of customers nd will forever remain loyal to ur ministry. Plz reply my mail cos I'm freaking out here....

berem:
Ignore the idiotts! They are only seeking for attention and once in a while I cure their madness. They are fond of attacking women and they take it as a pride. Leave them before they attack you too.

Nne, u self get liver o. If na me person dey insult lyk ds, I for don use my menstrual pad swear for am.




Plz, quickly sekem outta ds thread, no let dem finish u for me. Although I like e-fight, but wen gutter languages are being used to throw tantrums, na to sekem comot for thr sure pass. Sister, take a leaf from a fellow Sister, plz run outta ds godamn thread.

Wisegeek01:
Pass time ke!! , no lie you like am . ..

Ehn now, I be lez? Why I no go like am? Seriously, ds a kinda story dt brings smile outta my cheek no be all doz smelling dry jokes wey basket mouth dey crack.

SmartCount:
You just can't prove me wrong. And who are you to be bragging about someone mentioning you? You are indeed a tomato seller, I wasn't wrong in the first palce. Deal with it. If you don't want to be quoted then get the hellll outa nairaland.

Some guys sha! One by one, u go dey notice doz ones wey dey panel beat thr wives. Shior!

WombRaiders:
Illiterate has got a brain seizure from my last question on what she does for a living.


Yeye dropout.

Oga, abeg take am easy o! U've been hitting hard on d lady like u had something personal against her. Thought u only wanted to expose Tinubu's alleged drug crimes. Apart from marauding our Asiwaju, av u got any beef with berem?



#Just asking#

Odunharry:
Good work guys...God cntinue to bless u all

Mr Man, how's been school and studies? It has been long I last stumbled upon any post of urs, guess ur lecturers are giving u a good run for ur tuition

GoldenDr:
It it quite annoying to see peeps applying for jobs and yet no feedbacks. Do you know that some persons are just to selfish? Hoarding information, refusing to give out information and worse of all no feedbacks......
"WE" are not asking for money like other agents, we go out scout for these schools, give some information to you to enable you make informed decisions and all WE ask is just feedback not money, drink or even a favour , then I begin to wonder how indeed we are going to be ONE NIGERIA!!!!! Sunnypar has made this known when he launched himself on board, but yet it same old same.
Just imagine if we did not do the legwork, brainwork and all other work to give you such information. They say silent is Golden. I would have love to follow my fellow comrades, but am speaking on behalf of of those would-be teachers and the likes that would love to get into the profession, it is a duty to give feedbacks to us and them.

Givemejoy, artisticallyart, Professor, Evathyst and Co., am begging and pleading to call of the strike and let together strike out unemployment from Nigeria.

Boss, u've really spoken well. If not 4 my little knowledge of Biology, would av thought 'ungratefulness' is embedded in black pple's melanin pigment. Haha? Just feedback some find it difficult to give. I shake my head

RatandBot:
Shut this thing you call mouth.. Are you a wife to all men on earth? Be watchful of your tongue.

*ignored*

bercarray:
i thikn this thing must stop, burning of people,why are we doing this? Well naija police are to blame

We're burning pple because wen we hand dem over to GEJ, he does release dem tru d backdoor all in d name of dialogue. Abeg, let d burning spree continue jare.

Katier00:
why are you calling me names, you just heard the woman, she wants to start xtra marital affair because her hubby is doing so, that is not life, why not leave , fall in love again and maybe that will be the right man instead of cheating

Fall in love again kwa? Av u 4goten dt all men are d same? Anyone u think isn't cheating hasn't gotten d opportunity to or maybe u still avnt caught him in d act.




Men dem gan self! Tufia!

1960chic:
Shove it in your arse

Next!!!

Oro di hun, Oro p'esi je o, Oro di hun. #Singing melodiously in Fela's voice#




I said u shld 'meshonu' nd u did? Jeez! One word 4 me plz

1960chic:
Keep quiet jor

Is that why they should go about destroying people's properties? Many of them even steal in the process. Oro ko! Oro ni! Is Ikoyi and Victoria Island not somebody's village? Can they try such rubbish there?

Yeye people

C'mon meshonu there! Under customary laws, u don't teach pple how to observe thr traditional rites. U pple are just clinging on d unsubstantiated claim of property destruction to arm-twist d story.

I've watched with utter dismay how d igbos ignorantly disturb my neighbourhood during Xmas with dt thr useless Umanhu(masquerade). Also, I served in Cross river state. I've watched helplessly how d efiks frightened d daylight outta me with thr good for nothing 'ekpo' masquerade. Thr own will even go as far as creating a heavy traffic. Nd @ nite, any lady dt doesn't 'waka well' she will be brutally raped.





My point is dt u shld stop speaking disparagingly of our tradition in as much as u also do urs. Nd if u'r uncomfortable with our tradition, please leave d shores of our region. Abi why una dey alwz like to find trouble self?


Disclaimer: d above are my personal opinions based on experience. I'm neither a traditionalist nor a bigot. But, I fucking hate pretenders who hide under d guise of morality to spew trash.

1960chic:
Keep quiet jor

Is that why they should go about destroying people's properties? Many of them even steal in the process. Oro ko! Oro ni! Is Ikoyi and Victoria Island not somebody's village? Can they try such rubbish there?

Yeye people

C'mon meshonu there! Under customary laws, u don't teach pple how to observe thr traditional rites. U pple are just clinging on d unsubstantiated claim of property destruction to arm-twist d story.

I've watched with utter dismay how d igbos ignorantly disturb my neighbourhood during Xmas with dt thr useless Umanhu(masquerade). Also, I served in Cross river state. I've watched helplessly how d efiks frightened d daylight outta me with thr good for nothing 'ekpo' masquerade. Thr own will even go as far as creating a heavy traffic. Nd @ nite, any lady dt doesn't 'waka well' she will be brutally raped.





My point is dt u shld stop speaking disparagingly of our tradition in as much as u also do urs. Nd if u'r uncomfortable with our tradition, please leave d shores of our region. Abi why una dey alwz like to find trouble self?


Disclaimer: d above are my personal opinions based on experience. I'm neither a traditionalist nor a bigot. But, I fucking hate pretenders who hide under d guise of morality to spew trash.

Make me self join d e-tribal war abeg, no time. Besides, whose side do I stand?



Lolz, e-fight business is a serious business except some pple no go collect thr salary.

berem:
Tompolo coughs and Jonathan catches cold.

Lolz!

As in ehn, d guy is an embodiment of cluelessness. Even our dog now barks at him any time he's being shown on television. Infact, make him cross my lane make me self tear 4 am no time



GEJ don turn mugu wey everybody dey take step. Lolz!

Freshtomato:
I be unna church member. And I don see u. Pastor must hear/see this

@op
Lmao! Very funny

If I hear? U no hear say usher self visit ds thread in d morning? #Lol#

SMALLPENIS:
Goodluck Jonathan till 2019!

many APShit Supporters are sharia blinded moslems, the same reason there's chaos in this country.

if you don't know, go and research, APShit are the sponsors of boko haram!

Yeah! APC is d sponsor of boko haram nd ur inept GEJ cannot arrest and prosecute dem? Lyk seriously, wen last did u take ur drugs? Abi doz ur drugs don finish ni?



Ur moniker has aptly described u, every part of ur body is small. Including ur brain nd it's cells. I pity doz children we go get d kind u as papa, chai!

LogicPower:
You have described this Femi Aribisala so aptly!

All his articles in the past one year have been almost invariably an attack on Tinubu, or a fallacious and unsound analysis on why the APC stands no chance against the PDP, or a shamelessly desperate psychological attempt to put a wedge in the budding political alliance between the SW and the North, the prospects of which threaten JEG and his cohorts more than anything else.

Any discerning observer of Femi Aribisala's recent writings can easily see through his pathetic boot-licking of the GEJ government, sometime even stooping to very lowly and shameless bigotry. A few examples:

1. "The Northern politicians clamouring for power after being starved of it for 16 years are not dying to do any favours for the South-West, given the eight years of Obasanjo’s presidency. They are dying to do favours for themselves. Once a Northern president is firmly installed in Aso Rock, they are going to stop returning Tinubu’s phone-calls." Femi Aribisala http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/01/bola-tinubu-want/

Can Femi dare tell the people of the SW what favours the South-South presidency of GEJ has been doing for the SW region and its people in the past 5 years? And how has GEJ been treating phone calls, and even letters, from OBJ, his SWestern political godfather, and that of Tinubu, who was also so instrumental in his victory? Can Femi tell us why OBJ felt it necessary to write his lengthy open letter to the non-Northern president in relation to the interests of the SW region?

2. " - The APC adventure marks the end of the road politically for Tinubu. It is downhill all the way for him from now on. The very things that made Tinubu successful in the South-West are bound to shipwreck him in the APC." Femi Aribisala
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/01/bola-tinubu-want/

Clearly, this betrays Femi as one of those who are so much pained about Tinubu's political status in today's Nigeria, hence he is so openly wishful of seeing 'the end of the road' for him politically and 'downhill all the way for him from now on'. Imagine this coming from someone who wants to be seen as a 'man of God'!

3. "Nigerians should not allow themselves to be deceived. There is no doubt that on the basis of merit alone, Goodluck Jonathan deserves another term in office. Few governments of Nigeria have been as purposeful as that of Goodluck Jonathan" Femi Aribisala
http://newswirengr.com/2014/10/14/femi-aribisala-what-exactly-is-clueless-about-goodluck-jonathan-2/#

For someone to have so immorally and unconsciously praised this obscenely corrupt and callously irresponsive and irresponsible administration of GEJ in this shameless manner only last month, and still believes he can advise the APC on who is their best candidate to defeat the 'purposeful' government of GEJ in the 2015 election, is simply delusional and narcissistic!

If I were to describe ur response to dt meal-time joker named aribisala, I do simply say it's awesome. Ds are d kinda analysis dt made me an adherent of PROGRESSIVE POLITICS. Sir, God in his infinite mercy will bless u 4 ds fantastic rejoinder.



Waiting patiently for all SaTANic adherents to come and spew thr usual rubbish. By d time boko haram visits thr neighbourhood as a result of thr paymaster's GEJ 'I don't care' approach towards curbing d menace. Den, dem go know sey play play no dey moscow

Story for d guys.... But we ladies can also read to past time. Make I no lie, d story make brain sha




Lemme quickly run away b4 my choir group com catch thr chorister we dey view ds kind ashawo thread.

I shld av known he wldnt be so foolish to take such bait. Abi him don 4get wetin happen to Ribadu ni?



Insanity means doing d same tin nd expecting a different result. Thank God o! saTANs plan don fail. New news plz

Simeesorlah:
Please I need a secretary job in a school in Lagos

Go jobberman nau. Ds thread is strictly for teaching jobs abi wetin?




Sori if I kinda sounded 2harsh,d point is many pple here won't even bother to read previous posts b4 placing thr job requests. Despite d incessant advise by d OP. Please,kindly visit jobberman nd I'm sure u'll find enough there.

Stelvin101:
My dear d thing tire me sef too. Ppl overseas r being creative as time gets older, Nigerian youths r getting more stup1d

Meself tire 4 ds our youths no be small. Little wonder dey still avnt bcom d leaders of d proverbial 2moro.

Mimisboygreat:
Pls guys who is baba Alakyo and what is Ombatse. I don't know them cos I'm currently schooling in Liberia

Is ds d new trend of madness on nairaland?



Shake my head!

Mr Initialize, biko which fone is injoo note again? A colleague of mine said he wants to get one. I kinda persuaded him dt I have a reliable dealer. Plz ehn, kindly show me d pix of d fone, it's specifications, nd price. I wan chop person money for work ds morning. D guy kinda bet with me dt my dealer can't av it. I told him u'r an international marketer him no bliv. So, over to u Sir!

Lemme also join other well meaning progressives here on Nairaland in endorsing d incorruptible pple's General.



I, Akinola Abisola Victoria, do formally declare my support 4 Retd Gen. Muhammadu Buhari. Sir, I pray d good God whom we all pray to to solve ds country's numerous problems created by our past & present selfish leaders nd exercabated by d present GEJ administration will see u through.

JuicyGee:
I'm a girl tho
but girls too get fish brain

d more reason why a sane lady shld know U'r an impostor. Oh! Sori, u called urself a gal. So shall u remain



At topic, I often wonder wats happening on Nairaland. Everyday, some jobless youths just take delight in bashing us. U pple do better repent, else u'l die in gayism.




Last bullet: Make thunder fire anybody wey go quote me to yarn opkata.