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Story for d gods...

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HFOG:
Ditto

Ditto? I don't get

Kazrem:
Pm sent.

Acknowledged! Will get back to you soonest.

englishmart:
mine is kinda similar though.
I got a message from a 4digit customised number.
And the message reads "congratulations 8182****55. You've won the sum of #650,000. They sent me a 4digit pin, and their phone number...

I called the number and I was asked to hang on, their manager is busy on the other call.

5minutes later, the manager received my call and ask me to deposit 50k, which will serve as clearance fee..

That was when I used my France brain.
I told the man that I've got only 10k.
Surprisingly he asked me to send it like that. No problem.

Chai! Naija man wan open office for french man head....

Na that time I begin call the eediot different names..

U again ds nite?


The commonest of thr trick is telling someone dt thr family abroad wants to send dem something nd dey needed to clear it with certain amount. I now asked d mumu, which of my family, he couldn't talk. 'Av u 4goten me?' He answered. Den I laffed nd told him better luck elsewhere cos av got no family abroad o.

Obiagelli:
For those making silly arguments yesterday

pendicle, chukwudi44, Alphaoscar, Edygrin, obamartins,
chimerase2, p3ndy79, GODDYGEE91, donmalcolm21, Caseless, udemzyudex, nigerianvenom, nationwide1, rozayx5
Truckpusher




barcanista Gbawe, kel4soft, neenar, ,
descartes, egift, arewafederation, Egbagirl, donroxy,
Sweetlemon , donphilopus, BEREM, desola ,
demdem , lakpalakpa , whitecat007 , ,
lakpalakpa, omenka, ShehuAba , omenka , Rawani,
tribaleast kolaaderin soroptimist ,
and all Omexonomy, jmaine, mikeansy, Firefire,
Mynd44, , nduchucks, lacasa, baccaspace, Omerta
sincere9gerian, firefire, Phockphockman, ilugunboy,
naptu2, aussie, keneking, donmarti, keneking, Ngwakwe


Ishilove, Obinoscopy front page

why u no copy me as one of APC's card carrying member? Abi una don deregister me ni

Odunharry:
ok...will give u all

how is ur work today?i hope u didnt punish ur student unecessarily

Me wey dey sleep 4 skul like person wey dem knack juju. I watched a movie till around 2am.



But all d same, skul was fine. At least, dem roger us.

akubudejud:
NOUN....NOUN....NOUN

...you come in as a nobody but graduate as a somebody.

-probably as a computer illiterate but graduate with vast knowledge of the computer.

-there is no bribing in the University.

-no short cut to pass.

-there is very low room or zero tolerance for examination malpractices.

-NYSC very sure.

-there is no room for laziness.

-no time to waste.

-no strike to waste our precious life.

-relatively cheap.

-Access to all Federal/ State and cooperate body scholarship

-no room for awaiting result/statement of result but graduate and get your certificate/Degree immediately.

- all courses accredited by NUC (confirmed)

*many frustrated Nigerian students is now hopeful for higher education.

Plz ehn, it has been long dt I've been trying to get someone whom I can make enquiries from. Actually, I wana make enquiries on behalf of my younger sister who has never been lucky wen it comes to admission stuff. Plz, will appreciate ur honest views on d following questions;
1- How much is their fee?
2- How regular is their lectures? Does it hold on weekly basis or during d holiday?
3- How many years will one spend for a 4 year couse. All tinz being equal.
4- Are they eligible to go for NYSC after completing their study?



Will appreciate ur timely response Plz....

Odunharry:
lol..anywhere i go i jus dy c ur light...i say make i blow horn 4 u say i see u..

Wetin u want?

Anything emotional will do. Let's say a hug, kiss or.....

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beau49:
Lol...which brother? Don't know any brother and nothing could possibly have happened between us.

I don PM U. maybe u don't wana say anything here, but wen we meet 4 yonda, we shld be able to interact better.

beau49:
Lwtmb....NL people no go kill person with laugh.

Thanks for making me laugh I needed it.

Of course Sister, I can only make u 'laff' temporarily. but, it's dt special 'brother' that can put a lasting smile on ur face.


Biko, wetin happen btw una two? #Amebo mode#

Bridgetown:
plus self service. Dido

Self service kwa? Shey dem don castrate my boyfrnd ni?

Odunharry:
haba.....



Mrning to u..long time

My e-padi, ds one wey u dey follow me bumper to bumper so. Anything 4 ur gal?

Godiloveu:
Babe ur signature na die! nice 1 sha!

If I hear? Of all tinz, so it's my signature dt captivated ur attention. Anyways, tnx 4d acknowledgement. Nothing do u!

emusmith:
Guys and reading! hmmm! That's why some men find it hard to find a match mate, intellectually!

Ladies, where art thou?

We're here! How can I be lonely wen I have a lot of novels loaded on my fone? Various e-books & films on my system.


Although, at times one doesn't feel lyk doing anything; be it reading or watching films. At dt point in time, na e-fight on nairaland sure pass

donc4life:
Please INCE recuritment how will I sent Mine Mail an register

I greet u o madam applicant!


Ds ur grammar go kill voters for ur polling unit

shizzleStar:
You just displayed your partisanship and didn't disappoint by sounding daft in the typical manner of every APC e-rodent who will not hesitate a second to point Jonathan and blame him for their failed and woeful lives which they have been suffering even before GEJ assumed office as even a VP.

Did GEJ send the military to shoot students? Keep blaming GEJ for every systemic and institutional failure that has bedevilled the nation even before your parents were born while you keep deluding yourself thinking you made sense with the gibberish you typed. It is a usual thing when every oaf like you has freedom of speech

*ignored*

He he he! Laff carry me go Japan go spit. See as thread dry as if dem dey mourn person.


Wey all doz noise makers wey dey support man shitty?

Oya, let d battle begins. We'll show d world why we're still unbeaten. JT, nice one there!

Wat bad news will one not hear under Mr Clueless' administration. First, it was some defenceless citizens that were brutally killed in Abuja by a raid conducted by DSS, Marilyn Ogar(dt lousy b*tch) told Nigerians doz pple are boko haram suspects. Wonder wat our army spokesman will call ds UNIJOS stdnts dt were gruesomely murdered now? boko haram sponsors abi informants


Next, it was an attack by the police on d speaker of House of Reps. Under whose order u'll ask.


As if dt was not enough, APC's data centre was invaded overnight by ds same lawless DSS. it was a political matter we'll all say. D truth is 'An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere'. I sha know wen we d masses have had enough, we'll rise up in protest irrespective of party affiliations.



As 4 me, ain't gonna participate in any kinda aluta 4 now make our yeye army dem no use person learn shooting. Stupid pple wey dey run away anytime boko boiz show face.

ravensckar:
It all depends on the kind of Post-graduate you want, the nature of your job & it's flexibility, and what you intend to do with the certificate i.e Whether you need it for promotion at work, or in furtherance of your career in Education. Below are some factors you should cogitate on before making your decision:
1- For a sound and qualitative Post-graduate studies in Education, I recommend UNILAG. They do really have time for their PG students and will lecture you extensively. But their tuition fee for PG is quite expensive coupled with the fact that it's close to everyday lectures. So, if your work wouldn't afford you a flexible timetable, don't go close to obtaining their PG form.
2- LASU: Well, their PG is not as qualitative as that of UNILAG. But on a fairer note, they ain't that bad. Also, just like UNILAG, it's quite expensive coupled with some hidden charges(U know what I mean na). With respect to attendance at lectures, you can easily manipulate things to favour yourself but that will cost you something sha.
3- NOUN: that one na yeye school to the core. They won't teach you anything reasonable cos classes don't always hold. Most of their lecture materials are online stuff which means one can study at the comfort of one's home which most times doesn't work out. The advantage is that if your work wouldn't avail you enough time, yet you need that PG cert, den Open Univ is the right place.



Note: The above assertions are my personal opinions which are borne out of many years of extensive consultations. No be play-play o, I get pple wey dey do am o.

Visiting Prof! U again? Ds one u logged in to comment, it's something serious niyen o!




Bro, Plz, how about that stuff I mailed u d other time? Have you critically analysed it for me? Plz o, I no wan fall mugu d 2nd tym cos money hard to see. Besides, I wouldn't have brought up the issue, but u don't seem to be replying my mails nd ur calls self..... Gosh!




Lest I forget, congrats on ur new job. Don't ask how I got to know about it, Funmi told me.

Givemejoy:
Macdonald memorial Intl institute at I guru's in Port-Harcourt need an English teacher urgently. A friend went for d interview on Monday n didn't pass because the English teacher said my friend hvnt taught before n dey need sm1wit experience since its d s.s.s classes . Their pay starts from 70k with accmdtn. Read English education though,n desperately need a teaching job,so I gain d so called experience.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth! See wetin experience make person miss? Eeyah! I offer my condolence to dt person in question o, may Heavens provide d person with a better job.


See what GoldenDr and our other commentators have been saying, get the experience first nd every other thing shall follow.....

Up Nairaland! Progress!


Dts d code for space booking, else ur plot would be sold to d highest bidder. Lolz! Coming back to comment later.

OLADD:
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Dundee. Where's the proof of the President's intention to impeach Tambuwwal during last week House of Reps melee as trumped up by Lair Mohammed? Do you expect the SSS to hurriedly display any evidence of cloning thereby giving APC a soft landing in case of litigation? Let Lai and APC go to court if they dare.

U could have made ur assertions without calling me names nau



It's not as if there's anything at stake to warrant the name calling. It's not fair o!

Evathyst was here, should ds make front page....

Space booked...

Evathyst is typing, in case...

Firefire:
[size=20pt]NIGERIANS SHINE YOUR EYES AND SEE THE EVIL IN APC[/size]

Sori Sir, does ur life depend on being a meal time joker? If No, den get a life somewhere else nd quit being a marauder. Haba?

Goddex:
Olisa is not Liar Muhammed that talks carelessly. Sorry, APC were caught in the act

Any proof of PVC cloning Sir? A legal maxim says 'semper necesitas probandi incumbit et qui agit' meaning; The burden of proof lies with the one who makes allegations. Honestly, Nigeria is looking more & more like a joke in the hands of JONATHAN. How can d DSS make such weighty allegation without providing a single proof, yet we still take dem serious. Na wa o! Ds country gan self....

iv4fb:
Cool? You're hot in France? You're the sinner here, luckily for you, France have more priests, go confess to one.

If I hear? Anyways, we go catch 2moro nau. My eyes don full make I go crash b4 I begin dey mischat

englishmart:
ceme con pas une premiere Anne I'm on a meeting in monaco.

Keep speaking in tongue. Ur username is Englishsmart, yet u'r here rapping french. Lyk seriously?



Mbok! I wan sleep abeg, cos my Oga for work no dey laff at all. I never see person wey dey carry sack letter for pocket lyk my Oga. Especially now wey month don dey end, ds is 'injury time'