₦airaland Forum

Odunharry:
How u take know wetin dy my mind??
If he reach 100 make u holla me

hows work and the family?hpe u dn buy d trailer of rice and elephant 4 christmas?
me dy cme celebrate wt u

U should know like minds will alwz think alike. As regards dt Xmas rice, it's in my Boss hands o!



But in d absence of rice, can I provide u with Xmas garri?

100th page on my mind. Glad to be part of d history in making

Eyepencil:
Dirty thing you can't even observe a simple hygiene

Silence is the best answer for a f**l.



Now if u don't mind, av got better tinz to do. I advise u to just f*ck off.

Eyepencil:
Lol... Just negodu , mgbeke forming progressives. Pls change that ur profile pic immediatelzy what kinda pose is that? Chaii See dirty armpit... Infact u shouldnt be allow to vote 4 public safety

*ignored*

barcanista:
Don't mind those saTANs with their fraudulent news. Peterside has refuted the rumor

it had better be rumour o! Else....

Billyonaire:
My brother, I am ready to give you my lighter or matches to burn the damn voters card. I had anticipated Atiku and Fashola oh. But it seems the $15 billion contract awarded to Tinubu's Oando has done the magic...... Hahahahahahaaha una never know wetin dey happen at close door meetings. Buhari is just Tinubu's lab rat. Tinubu is a tin-god, he uses Buhari as a bait for billions of dollars and test the waters with Amaechi knowing its not sale-able.

Fashola my Governor, I wish you had sense to see through Tinubu's treachery.

ur brother? I don't get

Tymax:
take kiss dia!!!!!
gbam!

nd I do gladly turn my cheek to receive dt 'intellectual' kiss, probably it can make me wise too. So, u av my cheek Bro!

Jarus:
Oga, it is not use and dump.

SW just finished 8 years with Obasanjo.

We cannot afford not to have a candidate on the ticket for now.

I would have preferred Oshiomole but let him finish his tenure in Edo. Amaechi is not a bad choice.

Plz is the news of Amaechi being Buhari's running mate confirmed? If yes, na to tear my voters card sure pass. How can Tinubu be so politically naive, selfish, and ignorant? Wat den will be d gain of we yorubas in ds unholy alliance? I don't wana believe ds, honestly, I'll tear my voters card if it's so.


For Pete's sake, for how long shall we continue to play to d hands of ds other Southerners all in d name of fair play?



Barcanista, Ngeneukwenu, Berem, Obiagelli, and our other comrades. Plz come and confirm ds news b4 a member ports out of ur party o.

All we are saying, give us Buhari/Fashola.... #Singing in supporters club voice#

Tymax:
For girls, it's to have a second daddy to "take care" of them. I still don't get the "take care" part

For guys, having a girlfriend is just to "quench" the loneliness. Plus it's a step towards marriage.

with a post like ds, no doubt, nairaland is d home of intellectuals. U just nailed it Bro!

watchthisposter:
WAEC 2014 RELATIONSHIP STUDIES PAPER TYPE C

QUESTION 1

What are the purpose or benefits of even having a girlfriend or boyfriend? Don't tell me that one benefit is sex cos i can pay and have the same sex with a prostitute and we go our separate ways.
Isn't it better to remain alone without the problems of a girlfriend or boyfriend till u are ready for marriage? Why do people have girlfriend or boyfriend?

ANSWER

1. Sex with lower risk of STDs

2. ATM (girls)

3. Pretty gal to show off (if she fyn sha)

4. Rich boyfriend to show off (if he geh moni)

5. Marriage praticals, tutorials and rehersals before the main event

6. Somebody who'd be there for you to help during difficult challenges

7. Somebody to play with, laugh with and have fun with, and sometimes prank

8. Measuring up. You no wan cari last wen all ur friends get girlfriends finish.

Nice points, and please add, to cope with LONELINESS.

Well,being a female, I gotta speak 4rm d feminist point of view. In my own candid opinion, having a boyfriend gives a lady an understanding of d creature 'MEN'. It's from relationships dt one gets an overview of who men really are. Although, dey will tell u all fingers are not equal. But beneath dt facade is an underlying similarities among dem all. For example, all men have d tendency to cheat, lie, and bully. My experiences in different relationships has taught me dt.




Also, being in a relationship gives one an insight of d kinda man one should marry wen d time is ripe. Nd how to co-exist peacefully with one's chosen one. If not for relationships, most marriages would av been ending in disaster. Although, many still do.




3- Probably to cope with boredom and loneliness which life constantly foster on us. Being in a relationship will provide one with adventure.



Ds are my own personal opinion, make anybody no attack me o! Whether u schooled in France rance, Afghanistan, Ukraine, or Iraq. I just spoke from d Nigerian perspective sha.

Chakakhan:
Lol this topic

I like

1. A man who wears reading glasses... So sexy
2. If he cant speak english properly lol... This only applies to foreign men
3. A shy guy... I just wonder whats on his mind
4. When a man cries... Whoa this js drives me crazy... I just wanna take care of him and make him feel better

Sister u sabi! Even me too like Mr Specsy. Doz kind guys can be so gentle ehn?



Wait a minute, why is it dt all dt u like here are so my choice in a guy? Abi na u be my guy next galfriend?



To add to ur list, I do like d very introverted guys. Not d dull ones o! I mean d very brilliant guys dt just choose to be cool, doz kind guys can be easy to ride ehn.

Idrismusty97:
Don't fall for their divisive politics, The people making the loudest noise here wouldn't vote for him even if he chooses the pope as a running mate. There are just scared of the potency of that combination.

well said Bro! But one needs to wary of their marauding tendencies. Mehn! D kinda lies being peddled by PDP propagandists is one that can make even the devil blush with embarrassment.

OrlandoOwoh:
The performance of Fashola is enough to make people forget religion. I've met people that don't know his religion.

Honestly, dt would av been a perfect combination. Buhari/Fashola will definitely make ds country great again. God, plz, make it possible.

Dis religious sh*t is getting serious...



In as much as I would av loved a Buhari/Fashola presidency, but I'll implore d APC to please respect d feelings of we christians by fielding a christian VP. Even if dt person is a christian by name, not necessarily a spirikoko.


But PDP gan self, alwz playing divisive politics. First, it was the issue of zoning, now, na issue of religion. D last time I checked, PDP fielded a christian/christian candidates in both Osun/Ekiti governorship election. Talking about Oyinlola/Olushola-Obada.

barcanista:
Me? Okay come to my room and receive forgiveness

Ehn? Dem dey print money for ur room? Lolz! Make we celebrate Buhari 1st jare, we go meet for yonda talk dt matter later

OrlandoOwoh:
You're welcome.

I appreciate Sir! Like U, unlike Barcanista. He doesn't forgive easily

OrlandoOwoh:
Read my post again, it say nothing less than 40%, not 40%. It could be 80% or more.

Ouch! Guess I was just too emotional den. Probably because it concerns my hometown.


Once again, I apologise 4d misrepresentation of ur fact Sir! Am I 4given?

OrlandoOwoh:
Osun State is in Nigeria, and has nothing less than 40% muslim population.

Point of correction, Osun state has over 60% muslim population. It's my hometown nd I know wat I'm talking about.


D following major towns are predominantly muslims; Ede, Ikirun, Ikire, Iwo, Oyan, Iragbiji, Ila-orangun, Osogbo, etc

vitality22:
Oh Lord may you never allow us meet or marry this kind of woman in Jesus Name

ur choice! Lemme say a big 'Amen' to dt cos even u don't know me. Dt I don't 'hypocritically' condemn wat u pple are condemning doesn't necessarily makes me guilty of such.



Nigerians and hypocrisy, words and synonyms

Hmnnn! I smell hypocrisy in every corner of ds thread



Pple wey no fit even hold body wen travelling from Lagos to Onitsha are here condemning somebody. Plz o, it's a free world abeg. 'There's nothing good or bad, only thinking make it so' William Shakespeare.

anonimi:
Meritocracy & Amaechi together
Chai, wetin person nor go see for these pseudo-progre'THIEVES

No wonder Buhari did not promote education among his people so they can remain eternal almajiris and our Asiwaju with im boy, Fashola copied that style to have plenty area boys hence many don't understand the meaning of words like meritocracy and progressive that they use very loosely

*ignored*

Dannyset:
Pls don't start! Dis is not what we want now. We will support any VP as fars as the President is Buhari. Ameachi too is ok.

We no gree! D last time I checked, it's we d yorubas d made ds merger a reality. Nd as far as I'm concerned, we deserve our fair share of appointment. #Period#

Lakeshizu:
Beer parlour plenty die

Beer parlour kwa? For a Behind babe like me?

Pataki:
I think it is going to be a Buhari/Amaechi ticket.

Buhari/Amaechi ke?


I don't think SW will sacrifice their slot on d altar of meritocracy. Abeg, if d VP is not from SW, count us out. Me I think it's gonna be Fayemi.

barcanista:
Next he will start telling you to blame your Local Govt Chairman and Ward councillor

I tire for all ds SaTANic propagandists dem no be small.




Mbok! Na where we go take go celebrate Gen Buhari's victory?