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Mehn! D kind lies wey dey fly comot for som guys mouth no be here See all of dem screaming 'I can't date a gal whom I can't marry'.


No 'masculine' lie fashioned against me shall prosper.

Nd where is d legendary 'iron lady?' Margaret Thatcher

Dear Lord, I may not be where I'm supposed to be, but I'll definitely thank you because I'm not where I used to be.....

Incredyable: no worry. na me catch u.

I'm so surprised i met u here now.
let me continue wondering...

Lemme reply u in Fela's voice den; Wonder wonder wonder wonder....

Baba, I wan crash abeg. We go jam 2moro na.

Incredyable: I don catch u today.
victoria ryt!!!

Yeah Victoria! U don catch me ke? Shey dem dey catch breeze ni?

daveP: dyu have someone in mind?

Of course I do! Nd his name is initialize. Dnt knw his real name though

Symphony007: my apologies to you and everyone else offended by it, that guy started and I wanted to show his he does'nt have a monopoly on abuse. One again, sorry all.

Apology accepted! U'r hereby forgiven. So go nd sin no more

Rapzino: yawns!

dem don dey yarn, one by one

farano: This is not funny

Lyk seriously?

herald9: FATALITY!....

No! Na Brutality

Rapzino: Paras!te detected, guys make una run una lifè!

See dem! Broke guys wey no dey wan spend money


What is 'parasitic' in me inviting big boiz who can carry my load?

initialize: Yes dear.... Here I am

Wow! Here comes my one & only. So, how do I start d wooing? Abeg remind me jare

Rapzino: stop forming jor, you no see me?

U who? Abeg Park well jare make I see 'big' boiz wey get money for pocket no be pple wey stil dey collect food money for house

Following... Who shld I woo self


Wey my lov 'initialize?'

Symphony007: idiotic plonker!!

Congo- rape capital of the world, where govt troops are raping women indiscriminately and the govt turns a blind eye, who wants to be part of such a human rights abuse party.

Mali- mali is a french colony, there are french troops there and america is even flying drones in the north.

Palestine- the palestinian people should denouce terrorist like hamas that launch rocket daily into isreal and the u.s will be more than ready to negociate a two states solution.

Ukraine-it is russia that is supporting rebels in the east of ukraine and sending it's troops to disstabilize ukraine. The u.s and nato is helping keiv keep the peace and tame russia.

Liberia-the u.s has sent 3,000 troops to liberia to fight ebola and pledged 1 billion dollars.

The u.s should help nigeria find girls that nigeria does not know the exact number that is missing? They should help nigeria fight criminals the nigerian govt know the sponsors?

Animal, aparthied has nothing to do with u.s, rather british prime minister margaret thatcher refused to impose sanctions of south africa for aparthied when the u.s led the way in sanctions.

Apparently you've not heard of "fast and furious" or the billions the u.s has sunk in the fight against mexican drug cartels on both sides of the borderm

I can't feed you, you're too dumb to know what is sensible or not.

Animal, the final batch of zmapp in the world was sent to liberia and right now more are in production.

Once again, idiotic simpleton.

Minus d 'abusive' words, u made a very good point

Following...

I was here!

Good day Sir, plz how much is ur non-contact thermometer nd ur sanitiser? D Principal of d skul whr I'm serving ask me to help him get one. Wil be expecting ur reply soonest.

Ovialekhe: Really.no ringing tone at all.I cant be wasting my money for all these service providers.in fact they are supposed to give u free ring tones any time you recharge.

Na wa o! Is ring tone not diff 4rm caller tune
d OP asked of 'ring tone' nd not caller tune. See as dem take dey fail UTME Na joke o!


Meanwhile, myn is 'Me Love' by Sean Kingston.

IYANGBALI: free entry and exit?kai your toto go don turn to borehole

I've said it b4,nd I'm still say it again. 'U need Jesus'

Better accept him now b4 ur life enter 'low battery'

IYANGBALI: hmmmmm,you dey go church wen all your mate dey for office,so you be applicant,no wonder nairayansh is your second home.

Be quick to listen, but be slow to respond. If no be dt 'Iyanfoworogi' community sec sch wey dey village wey go, u for don know ds tin. Point of correction, I'm a Corp member, so I don pass dt level of office 'messenger' wey u dey


Besides, I'm serving in a skul,. So na free entry & exit for me. Oya use ur hand cover ur face as e be sey u don 'Gbagaun'

rozzay: My dear diarisgod

Nne,I bliv u diaris God! Wen a guy is using a female's online account, it's a sign of jst one tin; END TIME.

IYANGBALI: you no dey yansh or dem no dey yansh you?

U need Jesus

IYANGBALI: see your mouth

Wetin do my mouth? U don start? If u care for an e-fight, not 2day. I jst dey com bck from church.


Nne, make I return back to work na. I jst see sey person mention me na him carry me reach here.

Kachisbarbie: Sorry OP...I don't buy this...not like it matters if I do, but don't just show us banegas' pic.

She is your girl right? You guys have never taken a selfie together?
-is she yo side chick?
...pictures of you both pls or a screen grab of your conversation with her.

I have never had any issue with her, and we actually follow each other. Though I sometimes find her choice of words too hard for a lady

U also need to follow 'IYANGBALI' as well. Her choice of words grates upon d ear although dey can be quite amusing.


In all, IYANGBALI is my 'Sister' in Lezbo

[quote author=IYANGBALI][/quote]As expected! ur response can't be anything bereft of 'yansh' Tufia!

rozzay: Nawa ooo first ramatu abi wetin now benega. Chai. Who is next!

U ask who wil be next? It's definitely going to be 'IYANGBALI' I dey suspect dt Guy abi na Lady no be small



Chai! See Banega wey I dey derive inspiration from. Chisos! Online transgender na serious bizness

Tonylyte: Hw far ma'am?

My Oga @d top! Na here u dey? Pple full brekete for ARSEnal thread dey throway laff. Anyways, how has lyf been faring wit u Sir?

He he he he! Laffing so hard in urhobo language
I don talk am before, anybody wey sey make Chelsea food no don, him own water self no go boil.


ARSEnal VS Woman Utd for best loser

In other news, Southampton 2 ARSEnal 1.


Chai! See as all Chelsea opponents dem dey lose one after d other. I'v said it b4 o, anybody wey sey make Chelsea food no don, him own water self no go boil



Mods, abeg ARSEnal thread no dey front page o! Person no go laff again

valdes00: Mayb I will be different, mayb I am d right guy u av been waitin for, mayb u wil bliv in luv again because of me or mayb am d reason y u wil continue hatin al men... Who knws, MAYB....

Valdes my Padi! Ds one wey u dey follow me bumper to bumper. U want us to start washing our 'linens' here? Guy, calm down na. How e dey do u?