₦airaland Forum

barcanista:
I was shocked when I first saw his comment. This shows that the education sector needs overhaul

Uhn? D education sector under our 'amiable' shoeless president.

initialize:
You can do better.... Come offline before I take overdose.



Who's Iya slippers?

Come offline kwa? U wan molest me ni?


In case u don't know, Iya Silifa sells herbal concoction(agbo Iba, agbo jedi)



If u want dt headache to disappear, put wizkid's 'I fit die on top ur matter'

initialize:
I stayed home today cos my head aches, seeing this mention has extended it to my heart.... I need that paracetamol more than Eva. No, I need EVA -thyst more than Paracetamol.

I pity ur church life. If there's anyone u need to cure ur headache, I think it's Iya Silifa alagbo




Last bullet: Wld av wished u a speedy recovery though, but because ds d first tym in 3months dt we'll be meeting online nko? Wldnt I wish ds conditions(both ur headache & our re-union) be permanent? Lol! Na joke o!




Speedy recovery Bro!

barcanista:
men that guy case is severe.

His own case of 'political' ignorance is classic. Leave am, na all of dem we go enlighten one by one....

initialize:
Where can I buy sachet of paracetamol?

U again


Ds one wey u just dey make front page 2day so? How e wan be na? If Seun don pay I appearance fee, sha no 4get ur pple dem o!



Back to d topic, ds r d kinda topics dt shld be making front page. No be all ds yeye PDP election matter. Lyk seriously

waternogetenemy:









Shut up! All appointment are subject to approval by the President.

If one's ignorance has reached its climax, no amount of explanation wld suffice. So in ur own political wisdom, d president must approve of d speaker's election? Lyk seriously? there is no part of d constitution dt stipulates dt(to d best of my knowledge o)



Lemme educate u Bro, d president only influences d selection process by bribing d lawmakers who are in his caucus to vote in line with his choice. In d case whr it doesn't work out, he resorts to coercion(As in Amaechi VS Jang's NGF scenerio). All d Barristers & Law students in d house, make una help us judge ds matter o.

waternogetenemy:
There is no need to place too much emphasises on a gone case. Tambuwal was a nobody before GEJ appointed him speaker of House of Rep, today Tambuwal has returned back to obscurity.


The honourable thing to do Tambuwal as done in any civilised country or model democracy such as the US and UK, is to resign ur post as speaker first and then defect to the opposition.

We have examples of American Congressman and UK MPs that have done so. Defecting is not the problem but resignation? Oh well, prepare for impeachment.


Mods, I know nairaland is an APC site alongside sahara reporters but stop hiding comments that criticise APC.

I guess it's ur ignorance dt shld be hidden


4 ur information Sir, Jonathan never appointed or even nominated Tambuwal. It was Hon Mulikat Adegbola(from Oyo State) one of his concubines dt he nominated nd d Progressives led by our indefatigable Asiwaju rejected her. Instead, d APC pitched thr tent with Hon Aminu Waziri Tambuwal.


All of u dt criticised APC's decision den, can u now see d result? Av alwz told all doz PDP clown, politics is a game of strategy. Nd lyk war, it's only d end dt justifies d means. So Sir, go enrol urself @ d nearest APC accredited tutorial centre for political re-orientation.

Odunharry:
Evathyst are u a teacher and do u reside around apapa/aj??

Bro, I'm a teacher o! As office work never set nko? But I stay around Surulere area. But if u get any irresistible offer for me, wil definitely give it a consideration.


But if there's anything I desperately need now, it's a private tutor job. I wana augment it wit d stipend I'm earning presently. U care to help?

Odunharry:
nice info...i just left Olodi Apapa ryt nw for sch..

I knw those schools and Dorcas is the closest to me..i am nt in need of job at d moment but i knw nairalanders around Apapa/Ajegunle looking for job will apply if interested..once again,nice info

No P Bro! A frnd of mine who stays in Ajegnle-Apapa told me of doz vacancies so I decided to post it.

If my Popman had been allowing me to go out, I wld av been our correspondent 4 Surulere area where I stay.


Anyways, I'll still contribute in any little way I can sha.

If u stay around AJEGUNLE APAPA area, den ds information is for u. I got a confidential report from a gud frnd dt a vacancy exist @ Highstone college which is around Awodi-ora area in Ajegnle-Apapa. Post: Chemistry Teacher.


2- Another vacancy exist @ Dorcas Mem College still in dt Awodi-ora area of Ajegnle-Apapa. Position: Yoruba Teacher.



3- Vacancies exist @ Queen Care group of schools. Opaleye Street, around Okoya area in Ajegnle-Apapa. Position: Chemistry, Physics, English, Literature nd Govt. For more info on d above vacancies, plz call visiting Prof on 08135138440. Baba abeg no vex o, anyhow anyhow, man must wack.

'Even if our Govt abandons us, we wldnt abandon ourselves'. Anytime I read job updates from GoldenDr, Artisticallyart, Dovequeen, Givemejoy, ProfGday, nd our other indefatigable correspondents, I feel lyk there's still hope in ds country. Abeg make all of una never vex 4 me, I never still get my bearing.





Odunharry, u'r doing a yeoman's job Sir. Sister Ofumaria, U'r highly recognised Ma. together we'll take ds thread to d promise land[quote][/quote]

irunobo2:
I love the dogggy style because it make the diick touch down and i do have heavenly feelings. It's a sweet way of making love but my boyfriend prefers the missionary style sad which i find boring. I also love the 69 style and mostly giving heads. smiley. I prefer a Huge corck when giving head cos it fulls my mouth and i handle it like a monster chocolate. Ladies whats your favorite position?

U need Jesus!


So, u never still grow up ds 2014 abi? Make somebody help me tie ds guy wey dey use gal monicker talk rubbish. I wan go find better cane....

initialize:
Mtn wicked!!! dem no get data again...which means no money to buy land... Na so I buy 2 plot seaside.

Oga u try! Na wetin d topic ask u u dey answer so?

Omo see bad news for Jona camp. Laffing sarcastically in urhobo language

MrTeymee:
Xavi played fairly well. I expect to see rakitic in d 2nd half buh ion ion understand why jordi alba z nuh in dis game.. I think he wudda made a difference from dah right wing just d way marcelo is mesmerizing alves ...#Team_Barca

Jordi Alba in d right wing? Lyk seriously? Na lucozade paper una take wrap una T.V

barcanista:
I don't know whether you have problem with comprehension. I said Accountant-General and Permanent Secretary and you are asking me OR... or for wetin guy? Do you know the job of an Accountant-General? Abi you think it is a come and chop position? You obviously need some accounting classes. As for what he is prominent for, I said it before and saying again


As for GOS, He never served as a state Legislator. Let me help you out,
He was Chairman, Mushin LGA, In 2003 he contested for the AD Ticket of Lagos West against incumbent Senator Tokunbo Afikunyomi and LOST the Primaries. His was compensated with the AD ticket for Federal House of Reps which was originally won by some guy(forgot his name), because AD couldn't afford to lose some influential members as Funsho Williams of PDP was making wave. Tinubu played smart to keep some mushin votes to the purse(which paid off).
He contested for the Governorship primaries in 2007 and lost to Fashola, but he started his troubles again, AC then can't afford to lose a chunk of Mushin, because of PDP and Koro were making waves and everything was tensed. However, he was given the AC ticket for Lagos Central in 2007.
He was rejected by Lagos Central constituents in 2011 for POOR showing, and was moved to Lagos West by APC, with Remi flying Lagos Central.

Whate are/were his achievements? What is he famous for?Nothing!!! he CAN't Return to the Senate, and Can't be Governor. He is a bad market.

Get ur fact ryt Sir! GOS never occupied d seat of Lagos central senatorial district. From 1999-2003; Dr. Wahab Dosunmu(AD), 2003-2007; Musiliu Obanikoro(AD), 2007-2011; Muniru Muse(ACN). 2011 till date; Mrs. Oluremi Tinubu.


If u cld just pinpoint which aspect of Lagos politics u wish to discuss, maybe I cld just engage u.

Besides, has anyone heard 4rm Prince Ademola Adeniji Adele? I was expecting to see his poster.

My humble feedback from d interview I went for today. Watch out

@GoldenDr, Plz Sir, as regards d HIGHVILLE Int Sch's(Ile-ife) advert which u posted. D phone number which u put thr Sir, d person isn't picking o




Plz Sir, kindly help me with an alternative phone number or e-mail tru which I can reach them. Tnx!

GoldenDr:
*evathyst* Welcome back,.sorry if I spelt your name wrong.
Prof.Gday, point 2 is also applicable to looking for a house in Lagos.
Ofumaria, thanks for the ones you have dropped, just like Oliver twist, "WE" want more!!!!
Feedback!!!!!!!!

edited.



Tnx 4d acknowledgement Bro! I just arrived Lagos ystday. By Heaven's grace, we shall move ds thread to d permanent site. I guess u know wat I mean by dat Sir

Givemejoy:
Feedback ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My frnd! U'r still here expecting feedback? Quite an age Sister! Pardon my long nd protracted absence, my A.I almost extended my service year wit her 'winchie' but I finally scaled tru. So, where did we stop den?


Besides, where are my other frnds? GoldenDr, Artistically, Luvola, amongst others?

Even in my veins, it's blue blood dt flows through....

Sunnybobo3:
You must be a product of a leaking condom.

*ignored*

Sunnybobo3:
This is what you get when contraceptives fail...

Na wa for some pple. Now I'm beginning to see why abortion was legalised in some countries.

RevDesmondJuju:
It is that voodoo ritual enclave osun that buhari can have and for all i care

I'll call u a bloody bastard for making d above statement. Go rot in d bog u bloody r*tard

Donmarrius:
Slaves rolling on the ground for their slavemasters since time immemorial!.

Who is still doubting the betrayal nature of Yorubas,in Southern Nigeria politics?.


When are these arsholes of a dark-brain,gonna be free from their taskmasters,even in thìs century,when slavery has been abolished?.

Permit me to have a soft sport for some sensible Yorubas,both here in Nairaland,and in real life!.

Na wa o! Som tyms I wish nairaland had d ignored button, Wld av simply ignored ur senseless post. but 4d sake of other jingoists I wld like to enlighten u on how not to throw tantrums.


Now let's get started. in Wat way av d Yorubas benefitted from GEJ dt wil warrant dem voting for him lyk dey did in 2011? also, here is an administration dt treated us wit utmost disdain by sidelining us. Sentiments apart, wat has GEJ reali done to deserve a re-election? Is it in d area of security, Education, Agriculture, Commerce, Power & Steel, Health care, Housing, Employment? Just mention.



Lastly, if d western region decides not to vote him I don't think dt warrants such 'betrayal tag' U'r putting on us. It's politics Bro, nd we av a ryt to support or oppose whoever we chose to.

Unlyk u, I'll not resort to name-calling & tantrum throwing to buttress my point. A logical argument would suffice.

emmysoftyou:
my love we register the same time,how re u?
pls 4get politics,lets toast jor,
check ma profile,dsame date,dont mind them{buhari n co}jor ok.

Wow! How romantic


So, na wen our 'anniversary' go be now

Na space booking sure pass

Belexy95:
Nice post! George S. Clason wrote The richest man in babylon and not Hill

Big lie! It was written by Napoleon Hill Sir

Nd I'm addicted to www.jambonline.com


Make anybody no ask me why o

Raiders:
you mean a person like Fashola. I don't think APC is ready to win the presidental elections. All their aspirants are former PDP members and a man that has lost elections 3 times. If they are serious about 2015 then they should give the ticket to Gov Fashola. If not they should forget 2015.

Na wa o! Fashola's e-warriors have invaded ds thread wit thr campaign wagon



Lest we forget dt politics is a game of numbers. Let's say an average Westerner vote for Fashola because of his antecedents wat wil happen to d Northern votes? Or av u forgotten dt an average Notherner wil never vote for a Christian Southerner under a free & fair circumstance?


APC's political permutation is palpably clear to all nd sundry; Present a credible Notherner nd u'l get a sweeping vote in d North. With a Yoruba running mate nd d influence of our 'indefatigable' Asiwaju of Nigeria, S/W is a closed chapter.



Little should we forget dt all South-South & South-East wil vote GEJ even if d APC presents Jesus Christ. 4get thr tongue in-cheek clamour for a better Nigeria. Our position on 2015 election is crystally clear; We wana boot GEJ & all his cronies outta Govt. So help us God

cbrass:
Ahaha












Anway can we date

Lyk seriously? Calendar date abi

nneh1:
we all reason differently but I'll answer.

If dating requires SEX, no I won't date someone I can't marry bcs I won't X u as a friend.

If dating doesn't require SEX, of course I can date u and not marry u.

End of discussion! As in ehn, it reali baffles me d kinda meaning d word,'dating' assumes in som pple's life dictionary.


All doz liars above, plz be informed dt dating is quite different from courtship o. Moreover, a topic lyk ds is supposed to be strictly 18+. If not many small children here no go dey yarn opkata

donroxy:
That is why I won't even date her at all since I won't marry her and the worst is : ''I have never and can never break a heart'' !!

Hmmnn Hmnnn!! D kinda lies being peddled here is one dt can make even d devil blush with embarrassment. U av never nd wil never break a heart


How poetic


Although I don't know u, but somtin in me tell me u typed dt statement for fun
I pity all doz small small gals wey u don tel ds kind big lie to....