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Dawezz: eeeeyaahhh sowi ooooo.....him eat the pkomo run? hope say you super glue that side tooo con bid ham with the blood of Jesus?

Not lyk dat! D guy was actually my course mate in d Univ(unknown to me bt planned by him). He played me all along til I fell in lov wit him, imagine dt kind carelessness. D day we met na him kasala burst, by den, he cldnt hide any longer.

Som guys ehn? Behaving lyk pple wey do I.T for devil side.

ollyboy009: Hahahaaa....bursted to laugh. Baby na fight, when did d blood of....... start covering p*ssy?
Nothing funny to me most than ur personal text,lol. Trust me, you avnt met a nice man on social platform yet, someone will soon amase you. wink***

Meet a nice man on a social network? Lyk seriously? God know sey I no go ever try am.
D last 'horrible' experience I had stil traumatise me sometimes. Imagine ds 'yeye' guy wey I fall for den wey fall my hand? Since den, I been don buy super glue one carton to dey use gum both my hrt, ears, eyes, nd.... U knw na

blesszzy: If we were to use that logic, the same thing applies to d ladies.. A lady is entering into a relationship she is looking at d pocket not the love..she is telling d guy I must not suffer, u must take care of me..what is that suppose to mean...some ladies are after money in a relationship not love.

den let dem separate d 'ladies' 4rm d shaft. As 4 me, I don't request, bt if u give me i wont reject. Abi e get who no get needs?



Bt seriously, relationship shldnt be based on sex alone. Else, dt gal na 'corporate' ashi

Sex sex! Hia! Na food? D primary motive of most guys wen asking a gal out is jst to bleep her. Yet, dey recite all sort of lov poems to disguise thr 'lustful' intention. Telling her stuff lyk 'U'r d air I breath' bastard!



I cover my p*ssy with d blood of Jesus!

virtual7: Reading through d comments and i find out dat here is full of pathetic fools.
cant you people think with ur heads? was it elrufai dat hired oritsejafors jet to buy arms for boko haram?
is it elrufai dat cant account for $20m?
im sure non of you starting from d op to the remaining buttlickers know anything abt elrufai.and yu cant divert our attention from ur bling bling can president who s buying arms for bh

I was about saying d same tin but u beat me to it. Ds country is full of fools, nd majority of doz fools r doz jobless youths above. Haba?

Lyk seriously?

1st guy: Baba, abeg staunch me somtin. (meaning plz give me money).
2nd guy: I no fresh. (meaning I'm broke). Or I dey see my period.


Proudly A.J City

Dt awkward moment when match tie wrapper, na den u go knw sey Ivanovic no dey play 8

Na which kind dull match be ds one self

IYANGBALI: back off,I'm not a lesbo,go look for your fellow lesbo

4 ur mind u don talk abi? Oya face front make u check scores

Yes! I said it! Leicester oya make me proud.

Go in 4d kill


Who say make Chelsea food no don, him own water self no go boil.

'Nigerians spend 1.5trn naira to overseas university....' Like seriously? Now we know d calibre of doz whom ds man built his Univ for. I jst pity all doz poor pple wey follow contribute thr token den.



Oyedepo exhibiting his 'capitalist' ideology from time imo river Lol! E concern me?



Lastly, first page dey sweet o. Jst lyk using dry gin drink garri. See as pple below me dey hustle to displace me. Chai!

Chyjoey: bad belle

proudly one!

Lakeshizu: na joke na... U don vex?

vex on top wetin? No be viewing centre we dey? Mukina no dey charge for talk.

fighalo: Nigerians givin advice since 1600s... u re dis gud in futbal nd u dae see bench for ur street

he he he he! See 'combo' Baba u bad o

See how u finish ur fellow man. The is Godu oooo!

I don know how it wil happen, but I smell an upset here


Leicester, u can make my afternoon.

Lakeshizu: get away

com pursue me nah!

IYANGBALI: Two more goals coming from United in the2nd half,1 from Falcao and the 2nd from a penalty box. Its gonna end 4-1 in favour of my darling United

Ur darling wetin? U no dey shame?

Which kind noise be ds ds kind afternoon? Man U dey play 'feeders' team na him dem dey jubilate lyk who win Champions League. Shake my weavon 4 dem! Abeg make 4 O'clock neck jare, make I watch champions dem match. No be ds relegation threatened teams I pay moni com watch. Shior!

valdes00: First thing first, am nt a player.... Secondly, I love d way u sound.... Thirdly, 08170841840 dats my whatsapp number..... Buzz me if u are equal to d task..... I dnt realy fancy NL PM..... Lobatan...lest I 4get, dnt blame me if eventually you fall in love with me.... Lolzzz

Game on!

valdes00: Ok.. I accept the challenge.. Wil you go out on a date with me.... Its been long I suffer

Aiit den! Bt in dt case, I'll find u, Hook up wit u, torment u, nd dump u. All wtout u knowing my true identity. Henceforth, u shld alwz watch ur back wen u chyke any gal cos u never can tel which one is me. I go PM U now, so dt u'l knw u'r now under my radar. All ds players dem wey no know thr limit, I'll force u into an 'ignominious' retirement.


U don enter 'one chance'

lirusehn: . Exactly what i xpected to read.



Ave neva worshiped at any of his Churches.

Am not against any Church as far as you talk about Jesus.


I only negate Islam, is'nt it high time we let unity rule? Is'nt it high time we showed the world 'Christianity is the way' ?? Is it gonna be done this way like seriously ?

d more u comment, d more u expose ur foolishness. How can u hate 'Islam?' if truly u knw evry religion wil have its share of fanatics nd extremists? 4 ur info, i'v met Muslims who have reali changed my view about Islamic religion. Lyk som posters above suggested, u reali need a 3-day flogging to reset ur brain back to factory settings mode. Bigot!

duruallwell25: Who is a man of God?.... He is a man who earns a living trading goods and services in the name of God. Just because he goes to study a course called theology, he is a self appointed middle man between God and Man. He manages to convince people that their direct lines to the Creator is out of airtime or unavailable, so a third party operator based call is necessary. He is God's voicemail, relaying messages to and from God. He is someone who collects and manages God's taxes on earth and witholds handling charges for his and his family's upkeep by buying jets and living luxury lives. He is God's confidant whom God shares his future plans freely with no one but him. he is d man of God, d one Called by God.......Hahahahaha u can fool some people sometimes but u can't fool all d people all the time. Religion Na wayo.....opium of d masses

dude! Which school of thought are u from? Ur description aptly describes d 'Nigerian' definition of Man of God nd not d western definition. Although som of ur points are valid, bt ur conclusion sucks. Check am well nd u do understand wat religion truly is.... #my 2kobo advice#

valdes00: Ur type u say.. Lolzz..... Guess again, seems u dnt knw d kind of guy I am also..... Let's jus leave it lik dat..... I knw wen to play my tricks wen it cums to girls....

Shake my 'weavon' 4 U. Do u knw who my role model is? D great Ninon de L'enclos. In d presence of whom all men bcom slaves. No jst dare me, so dt ur 'playing' days wil be long. Nd if u insist, na him be say all doz gals curse wan affect u be dt. Cos na my hand u go take suffer for all d sins u committed against 'womanity' A word dey say, is enof.....

striker9: and they shall disappear one by one

Yes! Dey shall!

iiichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Up shelsea!!... [/color]

Now u'r talking. Haha? U wan fall hand?

jenoncam: with my coworker
Can you imagine he finished in lets say 3 sec
blaming me that the way I touched him made him cum that fast

Sister, bone dt one. Dt guy na 'Mancock' if not he wldnt com so fast? If na me ehn, I wld ask him to go 4 test.

valdes00: I swear on my life, she didn't order for anytin... I ws even forcin her to take sumtin buh she said NO, I knw my joke got to her..... I only bought sprite for myself jus so we can sit n talk... Nt my fault nah

U'r d guy. I hate guys who can't match a Lady's greed wit thr wit. As in ehn, if guys lyk u plenty, Gals no go dey form 'women rule d world' bt no think am o, u no go fit handle my type.

ajidesola: Manchester city 2. Chelsea fc 1

Haters dey here? Yes! Dem plenty.

Dem don dey show, one by one. Haters don dey dey com, one by one

iiichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Man city is taking all the points with Aguero netting a brace and Costa netting none..Rubbish football club,chelsae.. [/color]

U don com again? Tot 2day's sermon was about lov? Why u stil dey hate again? Oya edit ur comment, say 'up Chelsea!'

valdes00: We met in an eatery, after pleasantries she sat down staring @ me without orderin anytin or sayin anytin. Al because I jokingly told her on phone b4 comin that she should make sure she eats @ home b4 comin. After seein me, she ws nw shy to even order for ordinary soft drink..... Well, its my gain sha cos that joke dropped her moral n I left the eatery wit the same amount I came in with........

Baba, u bad o! Wetin? U no even spend one naira. Chai!! Som guys na James Bond

eniolaamoda: I cnt stream ur profile,I saw a billion bisola victoria and let's don't waste time
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Interesting, in dt case I'll now turn u over to my 'negotiator' to finalise d deal. If everything goes well, u shld get ur money by monday cos I'm getting tired of ds stalemate. Jst hold on lemme brief him, he'll take care of d rest. Wil get bck to u soonest!