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theyrynsolar:
Bros I can say it with every sense of authority that you are a full blown gracious lair.... When I was serving, I dated a guy and he was a Virgin and me I wasn't... OMG I wouldn't try it again in my life.. He socks at everything... Permit me I would be raw here... Whenever he socks my nipples which are so big he bites them as if they are grapes I had to just cope coz of the love... I receive the shock of my life when I saw his dick.. It was the perfect replica of the other smaller pencil inside the mathematical set in used while I was in SS1.. So when we had our first sex..hmmmm even my finger would do a better job than that dick... Dated another Virgin and the dick is small had to talk to my gynecologist make e no go be say nah my honey pot wide pass drainage ooo.. She enlightened me that if I should see a boy Virgin with a long dick that means he masturbate like everyday of his life.... So my point here is you can't be a Virgin and be so good on bed... Unless if your partner is also a novice... Would be observing the rest of the comment inside my keke napep parked right here

well, I am going to say it again, I spoke out of experience, d first gal I Eva did it wit gasped for air nd she couldn't stay away frm me after d first encounter wit me, she of course wasn't a virgin, it wasn't like I ended dere, afta doin it wit her, I felt d urge to explore, dere was one in particular I hit, D gal don go far, she don drop b4 asin pikin, she dey do runz join BT after my first encounter, she even moved into my house, nd I dnt tink I was qualified to be called an experienced guy as at den. and yeah abt d masturbation, DT is true, I did masturbate allot b4 my first tym. am not trying to brag ooo nd I dnt take any supplements, if I was so excited like its bin long I had sex d least I could go is 10-15 min nd den d next round is a marathon, infact wen I first had sex, immediately after d first round, I quickly cleaned ma tool wit a tissue, shaked nd den put it back, next I was hard again nd I went on a marathon, she begged "Evi am tired". I will still say it again, yea nt all virgin guys culd ve bin like me BT do nt underestimate all virgins

lol, u know dis question is so amazing nd so many gals will say "hell no, I don't have d patience" I will speak frm experience b4 I first had sex, if I had told anyone I was, dey wouldn't beliv, nd d first gal I Eva did it wit said nd I quote "wow! Evi u can really kill a woman on bed, wat did u take? nd u were forming humble" I jst layed on her nd smiled, for my mind I be like "for real? dis na my first tym ooo" . well definitely not all guys could be like me BT jst know DT not all virgins are actually novice in sex. they just simply haven't done penetration

evanscheck:
Bros, situation na the kind one wen dey go flog u oo, from my past relationships, I have discovered that gals do nt know wat dey want.. give dem anything and dey wud want it esp wen it is coated with sugar

Boss na wen d tin sup my eye open, na my first gf she be, although I bin don dey form baddoo BT I Neva jassi den, dah year for sec skul na, na love love be relationship na mesef no know say d gal wan graduate. well, that was several years ago, I jst wan let d op know mk him self no dull himself as I did den wen mesef young. I jst dey slap myself dey curse myself, I no wan tell people, I jst dey say "guy u dull oo, u Bleep up" ah! it wasn't easy. but despite all DT it didn't mk me grow to say I wanna be a player, am a kinda guy DT, if I wan fvck babe, I go yan am if na date, I go yan am, BT either ways dey still agree, even for uni, I meet one 100 level babe nd u know dey can like final year, 3 days of knacking nd she dey ask wat do we call dis tin we re having, nd where is it leading to, nd I was like "babe I wouldn't lie to u , honestly I dnt see dis going beyond skul, BT we can call it a relationship, let's jst enjoy d moment"

abeg my guy confirm ooo, I can rememba my first gf, I loved her so much, BTW I had always been a cute guy DT I filled my head wit d idea DT every gal wanted me, wen I approached her wit all d swit words in d world, dis gal go jst yan me say "mhen I ve a boy frnd" na e I con say OK mk I try anoda method, na for sec skul dah year, I con say mk she come early to skul say I wan follow am talk, wen she came, we go one empty class na e I start to dey smooch am dey suck booby BT no penetration, na once d babe say yes ooo.
as e be say na my first babe I no know how to do BT I don learn many frm porn nd advice frm senior once to respect gals con mk me dey say I wan mk she keep her virginity, dis babe dey come ma house atleast four tyms a WK, mhen I felt we were in love, she yan me say she wan keep her virginity till she marry nd yes I confirmed ooo, most tyms during smooching I even put my tool at d tip of her vjay, she go loose control, na me go con tell am say mk she calm down say she don already dey carried away, say even if we re to do, I want her to use her right mind to say "yes let's do it b4 I use my influence on her.
but bros I no know say na mistake I dey do, next tin be say d gal dey act strange I con ask ooo, she say na one useless boy dey worry am, me con say OK, one day dis babe come my house ooo, at d heat of it she beg me say mk I do am, I con say u re carried away as usual, d babe con go her house, I say did babe no even call to halla me say she don reach, little did I know DT she go d guy house con go knack, wen I call d babe say " how far, so because of DT boy wen dey disturb u, u con forget call me(jokingly ooo)" na e d babe tell me say "dnt call him a boy ooo, u did boy calling a man a boy" ah! my heart comot for my body DT day, I wan die

am confused, ginger of Dt tym? na she don born now now? how old is she? and congrats ooo, d pups really look huge, BT one of dem have white on its tail, wat breed was used in crossing her? once again congrats

nice pups ooo nd api sales. but I must say wat is in my mind, na by force to mate? see as d female dey bleed for mouth sotey blood con dey drip for ground nd una still let am mate, derez God ooo!!! e no fair na, so nowbu ve gotten wat u wanted abi, that must have been some brutal rape, u nd d male go bin jst dey punch am dey say "lie down nd spread ur legs or else I will kill u".

OK jokes ova, wat apened dere? and once again in u ve nice pups nd api sales. d stud is nice

Jolllyjoy:
really?then you need jesus.

Btw what happened to lag na?none caught ur fancy?

I hope u dnt mind u pm me ur contact

Jolllyjoy:
am isoko.from all tribes

nd cmon all tribes for real? where exactly are u frm? is it "irii, oleh, ozoro" I don forget d name of d oda places

Jolllyjoy:
oooh little wonder you havent seen any.


Your place is a local village,i have been there before

btw how do you expect to meet them when you hardly visit home?

lol, I was dere a month ago, I tried searching, but I didn't see, dey all had similar faces, non captured ma attention, I did see one but I couldn't just stop and chase her cos she was riding a bicycle nd I was in d car. but wen I say dey dere are only few beautiful gals, I mean it oo, imagine, I spent a full week nd I only saw one gal who caught my Fancy

Jolllyjoy:



it depend on your definition of who a beauty is.


Sorry i cant,wait self,which part are u from?

Am from aviara, the Egboro family to be precise. I don't know d level of my family popularity though, but i can assure u dt dey are quite known dere atleast from two generations back. uI come home only occasionally as am based in Lagos. and u?

Jolllyjoy:
u never waka well,there are lot of beautiful and handsome girls here.



Goodmorning.

morning to u too!

Jolllyjoy:
u never waka well,there are lot of beautiful and handsome girls here.



Goodmorning.

morning to u too!
I don try waka oo, nd I had to accept d hypothesis.
could u introduce me to a few?
and may I also get to know u? since so far, u d most beautiful isoko gal I ve seen

jolllyjoy, so u na isoko gal, DTS wonderful ooo cos u beautiful. no vex, its not like I dey say dem dey wowo for dere, but d percentage of me seeing a beautiful isoko gal is very low. There are only few beautiful urhobo nd isoko gals nd guys nd u are one of dem. Am also an isoko guy too, I ve sometimes wondered if I was d only cute isoko guy dere is cos I grew up in Lagos state nd d few I was introduced to were wogly mhen. so babe U re beautiful I must say

bro no gree mk u be d first person wen I go insult for nairaland, I don't know who u re trying to fool here, to get nice comments or wat? or to use dis as a medium to scam people? se na yesterday dem born me ni? dey look face ooo, dey calm down dey lie next tym nd abeg wen u wan try did tin next tym, try find beta pics wen no go cast u

uncle kor, grand father ni. bro these are low quality pictures, obviously downloaded

porchster:
Uniben no dey carry last
faculty management science

guy faculty of management science? which dept u dey? I for like ask level BT I no know if u go cool we DAT. Great UNIBEN STUDENT!!!!!!

abeg mk una add me, 08178116129. my boy drake is currently in PH

here are some pics of me, both old, recent, not too long ago, sha look

Nice pups, but am confused about wat u mean by slant back German shepherd. Am sorry I don't see any slant back here, plus where is d rott? is DT docked tail dog d rott? I haven't seen any rott, u displayed here. plus u mentioned both parents of d gsd were imported, where is d mom? the male is gud. but am quite confused here, I hope u don't mind elaborating, I was kinda interested but no enough information has been provided. or is it DT d mom is a cross between a rott and gsd?

u get wat u pay for, u tell a breeder u need a pure gsd nd u tell him u ve just 15 or 20k even if d breeder breeds pure breed BT wanna help u, he might go out of his way to get u d quality u want, if are cash ready, nd not looking for shortcut, u wuld always get wat u want. low quality breeds are around d world not jst in Nigeria

Girls av always been self centred since d beginning of tym. u claim u give him love and attention in exchange for his expensive gifts, dis means u feel u actually doin him a favour. wat if he actually feels, by giving u money he is also actually doin u a favour nd should expect sumtin in return which is sex, also he still gives u d love nd attention u give him, wat do u give him in return. a lady adviced u to return d gifts if u feel u CNT give him sex to prove ur self worth, BT obviously, u don't care abt ur self worth, u only care of d monetary gain. so its ur choice, give nd collect. if u wanna keep ur body for ur husb, let him also keep his money nd gifts for his wife. and u can both continue giving urselfs d love nd attention u ve bin giving urselfs b4 nw

Ligxy:
I just have to comment. I looooovvvvvveeeeeee your dog. Little Drake has grown so big. See his paws and tongue. I wish he's mine.

thanks, and I tell u, dis is not even big again, d last pics I took of him at 5 month plus,hez much much bigger. and like I once said he always looks at d camera, hez gonna be a model some day

mhen dis is nice, all huge dogs, even d pups are so huge, just check out d paws. d French mastic nd d bulldog are my best, mhen dey are superb, bro nice one! and I hope say no be only d bulldog u bring come back ooo, Ekuse! wow! I just can't end admiring it there, d breeding space is nice, BT just d way we lock up most of our dogs here, obviously well taken cared of, nd dis definitely can't be a one man job, there must be employees who carry out certain jobs in taking care of d dogs, or bobbysaxy, isn't dat d case?

wow! I don't understand y some people wouldnt look into a matter b4 actually spitting trash, I don't want to quote anyone here, but wat exactly do all these people want, I seem to be sensing jealousy, Y are u so so so bothered abt dis whole ish, none of u were bothered wen deep testing was ill, infct none of u know his real name, none of u knew his location, if truly u would have been a better owner, wen deep testing offered dem for sale, if u so much care for d dogs and deeptesting, y didn't u take d responsibility of purchasing d dogs, or were u broke? now someone who is capable of taking care of dem now has dem, and u now hating, abeg carry all these ur so called show of concern elsewhere, its not needed, cos its obvious u don't care, u only feel jealous. and after did. Abeg mk una just drop dis mata, our bros kolajo Don talk am say him Neva ready mate am, y still bothering ursef, agreed he tried creating awareness, BT DTS cos he wants people to know DT such a good stud would soon be available. I ve a 6 month old gsd, and I encourage people to bring their females and dis is for him to start getting used to d females cos myn has Neva showed any humping characteristics as a puppy as some of my odaz did in d past, its not cos I wanna mate him or anitin, he is so aggressive to oda dogs, both females and males, abeg mk una dey try look into matter b4 talking, no just talk d first tin wen come ur mind, if u like try quote me

Spirit1:
I still haven't seen the pictures of 100% black German Shepard that someone said was very common in Nigeria. I haven't even seen one yet on Nairaland.

On another note, German Shepards come in different qualities. Most people will agree with me that 100% pedigree German Shepards with verifiable blood line are very expensive and are not too many in Nigeria.

Bro u know say I been agree with u bfor say e no common, but y u wan spoil am say u never see one for nairaland, mind u, I have one, not just a short coat gsd as yours, a long coat, big boned pure black male gsd, nd he is on nairaland, I ve put him here, infct let me upload a pics of him to prove u wrong, no doubt urs are gud, BT no need for u to keep trying to show DT u d only one DT have one on nairaland nd thus should be expensive, wen one knows d quality of sumtin, he would be ready to pay well for it so u don't need to prove anitin. my male is 5 month old in dis pics I will upload now

jonaifame22:
They'd love u more if u know how to draw the eye brow wth the use of an eye pencil

Lol, dts a point, luckily I know how to do DT toi

jonaifame22:
They'd love u more if u know how to draw the eye brow wth the use of an eye pencil

Lol, dts a point, luckily I know how to do DT too

khristals:
When you say "years back" I thought we were looking at 10-20years


...then I saw "legend of korra"

am not an old man nd neither am I a kid, but I watch cartoonz like kilode, some say immature BT guy I no fit jst stp, nd wen I said yrs bk, yh its actually above 10 yrs wen I nd my guys drew. and years passed wen legend of Korra came out

Michellla:
yes it looks quite nice

hmmm, tnx, so u a gal DT appreciates art, do u also make art?

boboLIL:
stupidity

OK, tnx for d unnecessary insult

obiorathesubtle:
Girls appreciate artistic guys still, but they appreciate the less artistic rich ass dude even more.

Wake up and go make money man.

Yes man, already doin dt