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rawpadgin:
no am not
I might be living larger than uu

yeah Right..

rawpadgin:
well, am not sure why people likes me
let me analyze maself

LOOKS = 65% MONEY = 40% CONFIDENCE = 75% PERSONALITY = 70%

be the judge

u sound like a broke nigga

clevvermind:
i was going through my sister's phone, and i saw indecency films. i just feel like smashing her head that moment. i just manage to hold myself. i was very angry with her cos i don't want her to be watching such things. i should be the only one watching such films. i don't want her to corrupt herself. she is just 20.
please, what should i do to her? what punishment should i give to her.

don't know why people crave for porn des days,porn doesn't move me at all,I prefer the real deal.....I can even pay4it...buh op,u b confirm hypocrite.........u bera sharap there,she's learning from a pro...kettle calling pot black...bathe her with acid then,to satisfy ursef..

Built2last:
Hate for what?

that i told him to learn from his colleagues?

You sure have a big problem of comprehension in your lineage.

its not late to go back to school

indeed!!!what ve u learnt from your own colleaguesthe guy is living large,he doesn't need ur advise,4ward ur concern to someone that need it most.....#Nobody

ajepako:
If this dude doesnt invest his wealth wisely now, those cars will become liabilities and not asset anymore

Only a kid or immatured mind will do what he is doing

when all goes to shit, they will accuse one old woman as the cause if his wahala..

Not wishing him bad, just stating the obvious fact

2many advisers...which would he listen to...#Amebo#this is the reason why most ppl dnt progress,they divert their energy in someone else's business rather than their own.......mtshwww.....

Built2last:
Typical of black man...Sometimes i wonder if the black race is cursed...we love to show wealth...WE BUY WHAT WE DONT NEED and need what we cant buy.

he should learn from Yekini and many others who were so wealthy in the 90s that people worshiped them

the last time i checked, money has wings

#hateralert

bizmogul:
I have a couple of female friends who have gotten to the " age of marriage" like they say. Between the age range of 28 - 30. Now, these chics as far as I know them are not miscreants ( you know like the kongo aso girls that sleep around). I am not saying they have not done or they don't do but they are good chics. Two weeks ago, I had a discussion with one of them and she practically broke down in tears.

Why can't I get a husband? All my friends are getting married; the annoying thing is that most of these friends of mine I know how they live their dirty lives. I am just here being the good girl, going to Church and at the end of the day, I end up with a guy that doesn't appreciate me. Why are you guys like this? I am tired, she yelled emotionally!

Now, that's just one of them and the other who said she was tired of being a good girl and doing all that relationship kind of thing, she just needs to man who would come to her and just say " let's get married"... I can go on and on with their stories but I was just thinking...

There are lots of ladies out there looking for husbands and it's crazy for these because Men now take advantage of their condition. Some guys even go as far as promising them marriage just to get the cookies. Guys sha! I was wondering, is it that these chics are not doing something they ought to be doing? Is it that they don't position themselves to get the exact kind of guys that they want in their life? Or is it that they have behavioral issues or something? But so far I know, they are good people.

When ladies get to this " age of marriage" period, it seems like they put themselves under intense pressure. Like when they see their friends getting married and family and friends asking " when are you getting married?" it makes them want to jump into any man and I tell you, a brother can see through desperation somehow! I think ladies should try as much as they can not to give into this pressure, maybe they should focus on doing something else, get involved in a Church project, activities, join a group, develop themselves further and in the course of this they could find the man of their dreams.


I really don't know, but what do you think?

getting doesn't depend on how decent,indecent,good or bad you are,I've come to realise that the so called indecent girls are the one getting married every saturday while the decent ones end up only in relationship level,for me I think the indecent ones are just living their real life,they aint faking it,and they dnt care if a suitor comes or not,those things dnt border them,u see them living their life to the fullest,but this supposed decent girls,like 80percnt of them r jst like that cux they think that time isn't on their side anymore and out of desperation they get to put on a false behaviour which if they eventually get married,they would make the man regret ever voicing out his proposal to them...m nt saying they shld be bad or sumfin,all m sayin is wen u take ur mind off somtin u need,u c dat thing running after u,buh weneva u keep exhibiting desperation any guy dat comes near u will turn to usain bolt in no distant time..

clemz88:
huh! Were the members and pastors also naked

nah!!!but the couples were...

bigiyaro:
ladies wear white cos its dia happiest day, but dont ask me y guys wear black.

for guys,its the indefinite beginning of their sad days.....

clemz88:
Why can't they wear shimi and boomshort.
I think the tradition of wearing only white should be changed becos most ladies are not pure as they claim to be .

I've seen a weddn ceremony where the both couples were but naked in the church....'Church'...yeah....church'

Cy4praise:
I have been thinking aloud and asking myself this question. "Why do ladies wear white gown and guys wear other colours during wedding?" It is called white wedding so I think both are supposed to wear white.

Your opinion is welcome

its a matter of choice if the guy wants to put on a white suit,buh I'l let your imagination do the magic......how would you look on a white suit??....

lalasticlala:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/05/11/the-hottest-place-in-hell-should-be-reserved-for-governors-murray-bruce/

I stand to prove you wrong,such place should be well designed and kept for the fake prophets.....then politicians comes after that,there shldnt b much distance btwn d both,I think they shhld jst ve a door that separates both places buh in d same environment...

Muyogoa:
These are some of the Non-sexual things that ladies found so attractive in men

1) MEN WITH DETERMINATION/ STRONG GOALS : Ladies are attracted to men who has strong determination for a goal or career. Men who are consistently pursuing their dreams. Men who never give up. Men with strong minds. No wonder the wife of the President elect publicly proclaimed how much she loves her husband when he won the election after contensting for about 4 times. A lady would rather prefer to go for that 25 years old part one medical student that a 22 year old graduate of botany who previously had the intention of studying medicine.

2)LEADERSHIP QUALITY: Ladies are so much attracted to men who exhibits strong leadership qualities right from their youthful age. A dynamic student union activist a class rep, head boy, and so many other leadership posts which potray a man to have a good leadership quality.

3)INTROVERTS/GENTLE/Q UIET GUYS- ladies are equally attracted to guy who had quiet nature. They admire an easy going and calm guy. Those ones that would not shout at you during a mis- understanding not to talk of raising there hands to beat them. Infact such men don't like shouting while talking. Those set of people tends to be quiet and calm during public gathering. So quiets that even the women around would notice. Those men don't go about talking, laughing loudly, hugging people at such gathering but rather they remain quiet in their seats with gentle smiles on their face.

4) PRESENT and UNDERSTANDING GUY- They love guys who are always with them. Men that gives them attention. Men who are willing to listen to even their most uninteresting discussion and yet eager to hear more. Men who are understanding and who don't take their errors and mistakes too far.

5) GODLY and ''DEEPER LIFE-LIKE MEN''.: ladies strongly have the phobia for divorce as a result they go for men who would never divorce them nor beat them regardless of their errors or mistakes.

6) HARDWORKING GUYS- Women loves hardworking men. Lazy men could be turn off for ladies. They prefer men who are diligent in whatever they do.

7) BRIGHT FUTURE GUY- ladies would rather go for a guy with bright future. Probably base on his smartness, intelligence, course,profession and family background

NEAT GUYS- the way you dress is the way you would be address. A guy with tattered dress, uncombed hair with smelling and stinking body and mouth odour is a turn off for ladies.

9)MEN WHO LOVES THEIR CAREER: Men who still love their job without minding their salary or wage. Men who put all their effort even in their mean professions without any complain or murmuring.

10) KIND MEN- Ladies are attracted to kindness. In this area, love could be blind. The kindness the man exhibits to a lady could so much cause a lady to be attracted to him not minding his other behaviours.

u4got to mention Bad guys...Ladies love Bad guys more than d gud ones...

kinibigdeal:
Emmanuel Adebayor
SEA, here is another part of the story I have kept inside since. Today I feel the constant need to let it out. If I share my stories, it is because I believe every story comes with a lesson. And the lesson is for anyone that is reading this. This is about a brother who keeps saying today that I am not a good support for our family. His name is Rotimi Adebayor. At the age of 13, he did something very bad. He and I know what he did. Because of that our parents had to send him to a village far from the big city. When I started to be successful in football and I went to Togo for vacation; at that time one of my mother’s friend came from the village to visit us. As she explained how Rotimi was suffering in the village, I immediately asked them to bring him back into the city. As soon as he came back, I made sure I put him in school. For me that is normal.

In 2002, I went to play the AFCON in Mali and I had the huge privilege to swap my shirt with Marc-Vivien Foé. May his soul rest in peace. When I got back to Togo, I put that shirt in a secure place. My brother found a way to steal that shirt and sold it.

When I moved from Metz to Monaco, we reached an advanced stage in the Champions League and we played against Real Madrid. It was one of most beautiful day of my life because I was lucky enough to get a signed shirt from the football legend Zinedine Zidane. As I brought that shirt back to Togo, my brother still found a way to steal that shirt and sold it.

When I was in Metz, I was earning about €15,000 a month. I wanted to get something unique for my mom to thank her for all she did for me. I wanted to make her happy. So I decided to take an amount worth 3 months of my wages and I bought her a Cartier neckless for about €45,000. Rotimi and his friends Akim(@Yam Freedom) and Tao (@Sao Tao Oyawole) made a plan and stole that precious neckless. They sold it for about €800. When my mom and I found out, my mother asked me not to bother because he is the younger brother. Despite the situation, I would like to take this same occasion to wish all the mothers out there a Happy Mother’s Day!

In my house, I have a storage room where I keep some of my belongings when I travel back to Europe. I am the only one with that key but my brother managed to get a master key that was able to open every single door in the house. He frequently stole drinks and other items from that room.

After all this we kept saying “blood is thicker than water” and we moved on. Therefore, I decided to take him where I started my football in France. I brought him to a great football academy in France. You already know how this story ended. He stole cellphones from many of his teammates and they sacked him from the football academy. By the way, after I published the first story about him, he called me to say that he did not steal exactly 21 phones. He claimed that the number was lower than that. Still...Is that acceptable? He also added that I should be happy that he stole drinks and other items from my storage room. I asked him why and he replied: "Because I am your brother".

Jacques Songo’o who is now a retired Cameroonian footballer also had his son in the academy and he was a good friend of Rotimi. Let me add that he was part of my development as a footballer and he always gave me good advices. I was in Togo on my days off when Songo’ocalled me; he sounded very angry. He explained to me how my brother stole his son’s PSP. When I asked my brother why he did that, he argued that he forgot it in his bag. How can you forget someone else’s device in your bag and travel with it from France to Togo? Since that day, my relationship with Songo'o changed and he has become pretty distant with me and my family.

I was still in Monaco when I decided to collect all football boots from my teammates so I could give them to people in Africa. I had a huge bag full of shoes. I brought that bag to Togo. A few days after when I decided to give the boots out to the people in need, I noticed the bag full of boots disappeared. Later on, I found out that my brother was the one who stole the bag and went to sell the shoes in Hedzranawoé (famous public market in Togo).

One day, my mom called me early in the morning when I was still in bed. She told me that Rotimi has gotten a Visa to go to Dubai so he can play football out there. He had to leave that day with his friend Kodjovi (@Denilson de Souza) who was in the same situation. It was either they went that day or the Visa would be suspended. I asked one of my guys at the time (@Agui Mozino) to go find tickets for my brother and his friend. We could not find any economy class ticket on that day so I had to get them both first class tickets. After all, it was an opportunity for him to make his own career in Dubai. Only 4days later, Rotimi went back home. He explained how the lifestyle in Dubai was not made for him. He said he wasn’t free to do what he wanted to do because it is a strictly Muslim place. He couldn't drink, party as much as he wanted or kiss girls in public.

The part 3 is coming out soon and it will be about the man that calls himself the father of the family @Kola Adebayor A.K.A Lion of Judah.







https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1651703141725038&substory_index=0&id=1377345199160835




Cc: lalasticlala
Cc: loneric01
Cc: Semid4lyfe

did someone hack into this guy's account...

freeradical:
Why in the world would you want to change Gods will. Don't you know his will is always better for us

but the bible says,seek you shall find,knock,the door shall be open for you,ask,and it shall be given unto youdoes it mean that everything we ask of has automatically become God's will....If you said God's will cannot be changed through prayers,that means that our prayer intentions are nullified.....there are knowledge we shldnt seek tho',especially religious knowledge,cux u won't get any tangible explanation but enough confusion to cloud your mind..

AbuMikey:
Bar My Atheistic view about religion, The Church in all Honesty, is actually leading Millions to Hell!

honestly...going by the happenings of today's churches,I couldn't agree more.....churches are definitely leading millions to HELL and its more like the blind leading the blind.......

Dotwillis1:
Signs you are dating a girl and not a woman

A counter thread



Girls expect you to be their ATMachine – women are financially independent.

Girls don't like spending from their wallets, they depend on the guy for all their basic needs; jumping from one guy to the other and taxing them. They will start complaining whenever you are broke and may even end the relationship.
A woman, on the other hand, may allow
her man to pay for her sometimes, but most times she prefer to pay the bill herself from time to time – for
both of them.

Girls are too lousy on social media especially about their relationship status. Women r just too busy with real life to bother updating their status online all about.

I have this girl on my facebook list that updates what's going on between her and her bf time to time. She do blurt everything it out on the social network even whenever they v sex, a kiss, visit, even when they fought

Girls gossips, women reads

Women will like to spend their leisure time with their nOse in books, novels, magazines. They don't enjoy filling their lives with useless talks and gists. Women like to keep sharp while girls like to keep occupied.

Girls don't know how to hold a stimulating conversation

Most girls are awful at holding
conversations. They aren’t up-to-date on global affairs. They don’t have any intellectual hobbies or interests. And their opinions aren’t really their own, but are the opinions of others they heard and took as their own. Girls are boring. Women are fascinating

Girls will want to buy a fast food, women prefers to cook themselves

Most girls can't even cook well, maybe they were spoiled growing up, some are just been lazy. They prefer you take them out to a restaurant and you buy whatever it is they want to eat, and yours as well. This isn’t to say that women don’t eat outside, they do if you take them out. But still go home afterwards to prepare for you a nice meal.

A girl will tell you on phone that she is hungry and you should take her out to eat. A woman will call you she just finished preparing a nice meal and you should come over to eat.

Girls like to dress in revealing clothes
Women understand that being provocative isn’t the only way to look good. A woman doesn’t have to have her everything hanging out in order to feel sexually appealing. Women are so confident in their own skin that they don't bother adding anything artificial.

greeting manners

A girl will bend her knees half way, when greeting your parents. Most of them now bows like a 'male' forgetting they are to kneel. A woman will greet with Her knees touching the ground even when greeting her man.

Girls are dependent
Girls aren’t really sure what their purpose is – they’re hoping to find a man to pick them up and show them the way.
Women are passionate and driven, they take what they want and don’t need anyone to help get it. They are strong, confident and independent.


Hey guys don't get stuck dating a girl!







Feel free to add more!

girls don't know how to keep a conversation flowing,u totally right,they don't know anything concerning the affairs of the country neither do they know how to keep a thought stimulating conversation going on..most of them will just be on the listening side without contributing to the conversation and would make u feel like you too loquacious..her response would just be 'yes',really',are you serious'ok' or nodding of head like a lizard that just fell off a tree..Girls don't have any topic that interests them,be it politics,religion,science etc....Girls are always too hard to impress,all they wanna hear all day is how pretty they look and how lucky u are to ve met them...Girls are so boring buh the sweetest to bleep...happy sunday..

skylane:
are we talking abt the most important or hardworking? By the way apart from pumping wat else?

what happens to a car wen fuel is not circulating in the engine......??if u'l be able to answer this question then u'l know that without that heart pumping every second,u'l b dead...

ijobaooorun:

she looks like one northern fowl,a rare specie tho.

meforyou1:
Was my classmate at FUTMinna

now where art thee?

falconey:
This phone has 5 batteries, 2 Sims and an SD Card.
Chai! My Igbo brothers will not kill somebody oo


http://9javibes.com/gist/have-you-seen-a-phone-with-5-batteries-see-it-here/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

I smell a tribalistic fowl on this forum

skylane:
The human brain cos its responsible 4 all the work in the body including the heart,the heart is jiust to pump blood

so pumping of blood is just to you?whenever it stops,u stop breathing buddy...take care of your heart now buddy..

LaurelP:
Logging on to Facebook becomes annoying
Becos u get to see pics of ur former skul mates who are doing well, especially d unserious ones

rejoice with them,God'l visit u in his own time

rabzy:
The only place I raise an eyebrow is when the girl said she didn't let go of the hanky. That's way above her age, except if she has watched too much home movies. It also indicate she wasn't totally unafraid

my point exactly..just that the candidate below ddnt see it that way,10years old,n after wipin herself wif d hanky she held it baq,she refused to give it to the guy,how possibl can a 10year old girl ve such courage n even had d knowledge of wht cud b done wif d hanky..somtin z added to dis story cux it doesn't add up at all..if this case is tried in d court with all these tins written here,the girl will definitely lose if court applies deductive reasoning to this case.

omonnakoda:
"Those Ladies"

Which ones exactly. Will he be charged for doing that to unknown persons. There must be a victim to talk of rape. Has any, EVEN ONE been identified thus far?,

that's the problem....he can't be charged at all...no evidence..if I were the boy,I'd deny everything I said,or say that I confessed so that I'd nt be lynched by the youth..

omonnakoda:
What law exactly has he broken?

having canal knowledge of ladies without their consent in other words....he 'Voodoocally' raped those ladies....isn't that enough..

ChappyChase:
Going with the moving trend, sex on the first is becoming normal now(or maybe am the one who thinks its normal).. So ladies do you see guys who wants to have sex with you on the first date as "hit and run"? And guys do you see ladies who agree to have sex with you as cheap? And will you like to have a serious relationship with someone you had sex on a first date? Drop your honest opinion/comment....

if you for once think that conji attacks only the male folk....mehn!!you so wrong...most of this ladies pretend not to be sex starved buh in reality they really wish to make it their routine#out of the topic tho#sex is so cheap these days that you can get it outside and ladies r too desperate they willing to do anytin2keep the man they love,this goes to the extent of 'fuckery'on their first date,cux they believe that if they dnt,they might as well kiss that opportunity goodbye..so guys then capitalise on their weakness and turn them to intimacy gadgets..any guy that you as a lady make out with on ur 1st date is as good as gone..say farewell to that relationship cux if u force ursef2b in it,get ready2b turned into a sex robot....

texazzpete:
The article CLEARLY states that she was held down by an accomplice of Emmanuel, and her mouth covered to muffle her screams. The article also CLEARLY says that she was threatened with a Calabash with cowries in it.

There is nothing fishy about the story, you just do not know how to properly read and understand written English. I suggest you go back to secondary school or join any Night school in your area.

well stated....Now clap for yourself!!!!!

ijustdey:
http://www.punchng.com/feature/super-saturday-crime/our-neighbour-revived-me-with-water-after-raping-me-six-times-14-year-old-rape-victim/

d mother sent her 10yr old daughter on an errand n ddnt get bothered wen she came home late.she was coming back frm d errand her mum sent her too wen emmanuel called her n she entered his house,was gagged and raped,she was 10years old then right.after raping her he gave her a cloth to wipe d blood off her body and wen she dd he rquested d cloth back whc d girl hesitated,a 10years old girlshe ddnt scream wen she was being perforated,no struggles,she ddnt even tell her mum,wot cud a 10yr old girl be scared of,and anytime this emmanuel invites her to his house,she would still go there...#this is Nonesense...this story doesn't add up...well,they say nothing is impossible,am jst finding it hard to believe...

ammyluv2002:
Not bad but there other good reason why dating is okay especially the one without canal knowledge

can relationship survive without 'canal knowledge'??well I think it could.....but only when we trying to deceive ourselves......'Canal knowledge'....you sound like a lawyer...