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hayoBams:
Early December

Sent you a mail I plan to move in the first week of December.

Xclusiveman:
Congratulations man!

@bepostive11 Lol… he has weak ties to Nigeria but very strong ties to the USA. Bottom line is that he’s likely to leave Canada after his program. Or what do you think?

I’ve been thinking guys.. do these emails and webforms really help? I actually think sending millions of webforms might even deter the officials from even checking mails and webforms that are truly urgent.

I’m yet to find any correlation between sending multiple random webforms and updates on applications though, unless they request information directly or the applicant sends an update that’s relevant to the process such as an updated LoA after deferral or change of program/school etc.

Anyways, congrats to those who have gotten their PPRs and prayers to those of us waiting.

I think it helps if you do it the right way.

By:

Looking for any new update in terms of a document you want to update (a sincere one please).

Send Via webform and mail and MAKE SURE YOU EMBED HOW LONG YOUR APP HAS BEEN CONSPICUOUSLY.

send via webform and mail concurrently; in the mail state all the information as requested on webform that they can use to check your App.

Goodluck to all hopefuls.

hayoBams:
Good day guys how do I get the cheapest flight from Nigeria to Toronto.

Hi hi....Abeg when you wish to travel maybe we fit move together. Make person no go dey look like mumu.

Aucce:
Good day everyone,
Please can someone who is a lecturer with PhD apply for a 1 pg certification program and get Visa?

Lol.... No vex the question just funny to me.

Why not Post Doc if its japa things. Just thinking oo.....

https://parlvu.parl.gc.ca/Harmony/en/PowerBrowser/PowerBrowserV2?fk=11476441

Great move! A Nigerian lawyer practicing and lecturing in Canada interceding for Nigerians on student visa approval refusal rate to the House of Commons.

Thought I should share to give some hope to our quest for the Canadian dream.

Please my people, I need advice or contact or anything on notarizing letter of sponsorship and gift deed from my elder brother in the UK. Baba dey skeptical on how to go about it.

Can it be notarized here? He is based in the UK and all SOA and Reference na there, but he wants to transfer the funds in his naira account here to me. Hence, the notarized gift deed.

Please help a brother with info.

Thanks.

Well, I got a mail from them yesterday.

It said I passed the cut off mark and has been migrated to the talent pool.

The process get K-leg in my opinion ooo.

Juell:
If it was the other way around, they'll start shouting assault. Some women sef, u slap man wey u know if na fight he'll just wound you, still u dey slap

I am sure you don't understand yoruba. The cop slapped her first, she is just angry because of it and retaliating in excess.

Don't mind that cop forming law and order, he is a woman-beater for slapping her first when the camera wasn't recording.

Peace ....

TheGenius001:
See Brother man, listen and listen carefully!

Let her go! I mean it, let her go! I repeat let her go!


This is the one reason Sir Elton John sung a song that reads

*Daniel My Brother.....do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal?*


Brother you see this kind of scar. It can Never heal. Believe me, it will still hunt you or her. It will forever be a pain that can't heal.


I repeat let her go!
A word is enough for the wise.

Don't take this advice please.

Its normal when you see your ex, first or not; to feel a certain sad way when they get engaged and you're not married ....

Heck! It happens to some 'good cultured guys' too.

What do want to say about Kim Kadashian? Amber Rose or even Mia Khalifa? These girls are in relationships today and their body counts are in double digits.

Or even 2 face baby mama of 2 married to a pastor today? What will you call that one...... If those that didn't live couples life tell you the number of visitors of different sizes to that kpekus and/or abortions ... .. Bros you will puke...

Abegiii....

To the OP..... Just try to forget about it by looking at the big picture since you noted she ticked the boxes of a good woman.... That's all that matters ..


Peace bro......

matrix199:
I'll reveal the answers to pix 1 and pix 2 and acknowledge those who got it right later on.







cc: RoyalRoy


Modified: I'm a very discreet person. The term 'acknowledge' means more than you might think. You never can tell!



Puzzle 1

For picture 1; let x represents the helmet. It implies that x + x + x = 30
3x = 30
x = 30/3 = 10
so x is 10

For picture 2, let y represents the car. It implies that y + y+ x = 20
since x is 10
y + y + 10 = 20
2y + 10 = 20
2y = 20 - 10
2y = 10
y = 10/2 = 5
so y is 5

For picture 3, let z represents the pair of trophies( 2 trophies). It implies that z + z + y = 13
since y is 5
z + z + 5 = 13
2z + 5 = 13
2z = 13 - 5
2z = 8
z = 8/2 = 4
so z is 4
But remember that z is a pair of trophies
It implies that 1 trophy is 4/2 = 2

For Picture 4, x(10) + y(5) x 1/2 of z(2) _____ 10 + 5 x 2
Apply BODMAS _______________ 10 + (5 x 2)
10 + 10 = 20.



Puzzle 2

Take a good look at each quantitative picture.

The 1st picture clearly shows 7 petals in each flower pot(7 + 7 + 7 = 21), discreetly indicating that each petal is 1.


The 2nd picture also shows 4 roses in each flower pot. it implies that ( 4x2 + 4x2 + 4x2 =8 + 8 + 8= 24 or 12x2 = 24).


The 3rd picture indicates that each empty pot is 4, that is ( 4 + 4 + 4 = 12).

Now, the 4th picture shows a flower pot of 6 petals( each petal is 1, totalling 6 in combined value) + an empty flower pot having a value of 4 x a flower pot of 5 roses having a combined value of 10(since each rose is 2 in value)

That is, 6 + 4 x 10

Don't forget to apply "BODMAS"

6 + (4 x 10)

6 + 40 = 46.




Thus, for puzzle 1, the answer is 20!
for puzzle 2, the answer is 46!

Lmao..... Beautiful nonsense.


Lol.... No vex brother......

1) 40
2) 90

Best regards....

Erediauwa:
Your Dad is truly a G.O.A.T.... I mean, Greatest Of All Times.


He reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo who was literally tired of Spain and it's frequent taxation and when the opportunity came, he ran to Italy to prove himself that he's still young at heart.


Your Dad has won so many "balloon D'or" at Spain and he thinks going for the beautiful tailor-made Italian League will offer him a great challenge and motivate him to win another balloon D'or.


Dear Op, you can't stop greatness.

Damn!!! Speechless......

merahki:
If I could? I would steal a very large chunk of your brain. I am surrounded by biostatistics and research and it’s a struggle I have to admit.
I have to do research, and should do more research, but statistics

Lol....

You! Steal a chunk of my brain? Lol.... You're kidding and I know it...

I have been following your comments and I envy your thinking faculty.

DM? I'm interested in biostatistics research and I'm sure your invaluable advice would help.

My PhD admission didn't pull through and I still don't know why ooo.....

Good afternoon and stay safe.

SaintHilary:
I think this Corona Virus Workout excuse is becoming irritating.


You see a skinny looking feminist who can easily pass for a mop stick and should be more bothered about her next meal juging her life away

Na ena go still shout government no gree drop food. So if Dem give you food now na to chop go exercise..smh

Let's be guided please #StayAtHome

That one small..... I dey tell you say I saw a guy with 2 abnormal legs jugging this morning. I saw a whole family of 6... :"Papa, mama and children".... My question be say.... Wetin the cripple guy dey find? He was jumping like a frog with no damn shoes on ...!!! ... I almost collapsed! Where him want keep fit gangan... Legs or waist? I just dey tired my brother.....

So nobody will talk about the fact that he called himself an orphan and also said he took care of his mother and also got approval from her? No Just me Okay....

merahki:
Thank you

I have never studied incest in the muslim world (didn’t even know about that until this post, I hope you are wrong for my peace of mind ) but I agree with every other part of your post.

The way you mix words is uncommon. I literally search between lines to locate your contribution.
I Liket By the way.... I am just here to read comments.... But...


To this incest issue.....

Joke about it in an investigative inquisitive manner and watch his reaction .... If guilty as suspected you will know (That is, if you're as smart as I expect) play it off otherwise and plan the killer coup to catch them red handed .... Thereafter, explode in grievance and tell when confirmed "Okay to treat"... Peace! I'm out...

dicksonadams:
I didn't get any email notifications of these transactions apart the 6k+, neither did I get the OTp token before transactions are initiated.

Please what is the way out of this kind of situation

Do you receive SMS alert? I think a wrong phone number is maintained on your account....

Go and check..... If so.... That's where the fraud came from....

If its so, request for the account opening package to know who made the mistake.... Whoever made the mistake is liable.

My own take ooooo......

Is it that PhD candidates don't usually come here for their admission/Visa challenges or they are so few that I don't see them

I have been following this thread for a while now and I have been looking for them with no success. Na wa oo....

Please ooo, my people, my first degree was in statistics, second degree was statistics also with first class and distinction respectively. I have been working in a bank for almost 2 years now and I am going for PhD in Biostatistics ("my first love" lol.... As I wish to switch to research in E-Health) and I have been racking my head on how I can relate the work experience with the biostatistics for some time now (in an SOP to the VO as I just applied for the admission...#JustTryingToThinkAhead).

I will appreciate any advice please. Thank you all.

Best regards y'all.

Marvel1206:
There is nothing like 150% as percentage is /100 so there's gotta be something wrong with the question.

Lol..... You no know maths at all. %=/100 the numerator has no upper or lower bound, just the denominator.

You still have secondary school knowledge of mathematics. #NoOffence...... Lol

chukzyfcbb:
Why would I want to go to the mall for a first date.
On a first date, you need all the eye to eye attraction you can get, in a mall you are distracted a lot.
What happened to maybe a restaurant, or even a garden. A place thats serene where you both can easily converse with each other not being distracted.

The rule is that the focus should be on the date not the external surroundings, a mall to me is a no no and a house visit for first date is definitely the wrong signal. That's a move for secks on a first date.

meanwhile.......

I think, a mall in this regard is like ...... Say..... "Shoprite". Normally, this kind of setting has a mall and several restaurants and bars, so you can decide to go to any, buy some drinks and gist. Some even have movie theater.

Tbh, I like places like that for first date.... I'm just wondering what could be wrong with this guy..... So rude!!! Haba!! Life is too short to be this rude ..... Kilode!!

sekxyqueen:
because a girl escaped yabaleft makes all women parasite??

Oh lawd! Those watermelons look like some really bright future in front of you even with some decent clothes on ......still, the glory of God cannot be overshadowed.

soberdrunk:
You might not make heaven for this

He might He will never!!! If he does; I will protest........ God, our mumu don do!!!!

pocohantas:
Are the guys of nowadays any better?
Once babe come una house, next thing na to on i-pass-my-neighbour generator, come start to dey find way to hang her leg for burglary-proof...all to administer prick.

Gerrahere mehn!
Una fit each other
Slay queens and kings.

Rotfl..... Aswear you no get chill at all oo.... #KillJoyGirl....... Lmao

bizhop01:
Am 100% disagree
i only vote for one man one woman
stop cheating befor you will addicted to criminology, lol

Lord!! You should be arrested, tried in court, in fact, you are already guilty. You should be punished with just 3 hits of sledge hammer on your balls for what you just did to English..... Haha!!!

AFOLABISUG1:
Yeah its 6 months, can't be liquidated, it's fixed for the said period

It can be liquidated bruh....... Just that, the value of interest you were supposed to get will be discounted.

wickyyolo:
The Head of Admin in my company is a third class holder. It depends on what you can contribute.

Huh! Ask him, he knows the owner of the company personally or someone in top position there who actually knows that he can contribute irrespective of his class of degree.

They won't even give you the chance to show if you can contribute or not with such class of degree. Except if of course you are known personally.

You guys are missing the question. He didn't ask if he can be successful in life, he asked if he can get a job.

Well, don't let me deceive you like some others in name of "encouragement", my guy! Higher grade can't even boast of getting a job without connection. However, if your father has connection (immanmadu "Im" Igbo kwenu!!) I'm sure you won't come here to ask this question.

As it stands, the question that people are answering here; which is "if you can be successful" ..... Why not? But that is if you use your "lamba" 6si and innovati to kiriate empuloymenti.....

Good luck!

iamJ:
Let me not just talk


Congrats oooo, agege bread sweet for who no fit buy shoprite bread

Lmao....hahaha .. .. you ehn.... God is watching you in his 4D laptop with this your comment ooo......with you kokonut head like my own.... Lol

Dammyllionaire:
Pls, who is familiar with this company... Any important information about them before I concluded honouring their invitation

COMPANY : EAGS Limited.

VENUE: EAGS LIMITED, 65c L'monarch building,5th floor, beside Salvation bustop, OPEBI- IKEJA, LAGOS

Thanks.

You people don't read the thread before posting your questions? ........ Lol..... This one is EAGS Limited, the one above is SUPREME Nigeria Limited with the same address...... Lmao..... E no go better for those people with their gnld scam ooo......

Nma27:
hhaahhahahahhahahahah. Calm down

Lol..... Okay....... I don calm...

Nma27:
Na that person wey stand like say life done tire am @dp be you? The girls fiancee get swagger at least.

You even give am small props..... Mcheew..... The guy be like baboon wey dey find banana..... See him okpolo eye for DP like goat head inside isiewu..... Even if the guy Na billionnaire he go still look like baboon..... I dey laugh +vex. What's my problem with this guy sef