₦airaland Forum

It's obvious you are a joker. Case closed

Parachoko:
List out the names of this Commercial Banks and the names of the Bank Officials involve in exchanging old #12m notes for new #10m notes. Do not forget to back your answer up with 1,2 or 3 Legit source.

And briefly explain why Emefiele who had the full support of Buhari and Pandora Orchins could not Fine the Commercial Banks, Arrest and Prosecute the Bank officials and the Big Men.

Were you in Cameroon or Ghana when commercial banks officials were exchanging about 12m old notes for 10m new notes for the big guys as against part of the redesign policy? CBN governor said part of the policy is to reduce the volume of cash in circulation. It's either you don't listen to interviews or press release or you are part of those that sabotaged the policy.

Parachoko:
Do you even live in Nigeria during the cashless policy crises? Because if you are living in Nigeria back then, you will know the policy was called "A Naira Redesign Policy". Emefiele said the Naira was going to be redesign, he never said is a cashless policy, it was later he change it to a cashless policy

With the way Emefiele was rushing the Policy, there was no way the Policy will succeed.

And the Supreme Court gave a perfect judgement concerning this issue

Please go and search for the judgement and read what the Supreme Court said.

Is so foolish and daft for anybody to say some people sabotage a policy that was bound to fail. Even the World Bank and IMF advise the CBN against the plan

Is so foolish for anyone to witness everything that happened in Nigeria between November and April and blame the failure of the policy on some individuals.

Yes, very true Nigeria is not ready for the switch

BennyDGreat:
You are looking at one angle of the entire piece.
The money printed isn't up to what was in circulation.

Cashless transactions are failing back to back in many places.

A lot of Nigerians are still unbanked....

These are issues that ought to be addressed...
You don't force things to work without smoothening the ground to make it work out

It's obvious people that have interest in the old note are so powerful that they mounted pressure hence sabotaging the policy through extension.

Parachoko:
so you know bettwr than CBN wey extend the deadline

What is so confusing about my writeup that you can't comprehend? It's either you don't understand maths or English. Maybe both. Read to comprehend before comment and when confused ask questions.

mediclife1987:
Shey you sef understand the rubbish wey you write up there?

Olodo mathematician...

Yea you're right

LeoDeKing:
Then the word "electrocuted" on the caption is wrong. Electrocution is when death results from electric shock.

Exactly. But according to the eye witness she said he's still alive

LeoDeKing:
Two things I don't joke with.

Snakes and electricity.

Rip to the departed.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

dam2000:
i beg who hold the record of longest time having sex how many hour i want to break the record

Chai state of emergency your head dey the. Remember EYE FOR EYE?

NoToTerrorists:
Chai. He was an OG. His movie State of Emergency was a blockbuster. RIP senior man.

It's not fake news. I was born in kwara and my parent reside there right now. Normally Big basket of tomatoes used to be around 17k in kwara. Here in FCT i got the same big basket for 4500 barely 2 months ago (can be between 6 or 7k sometimes) but now it's 36 or 38k.

jumper524:
Fake as Bleep news.
On top say tomato no get replacement ni?

Don't mind them, Using 500 naira means all the recipes must be bought with the 500 naira. Or I'm i in a different Nigeria? Do you mean 5000 naira?

RepoMan007:
The only way N500 will do that is if you time travel to the past and shop for it.

20 question each carries 5 marks, how did they score you 97%

austinbrown:
I scored 97%

Your rent should not pass what your 3 or 4 months net salary can cover. That means if your net monthly salary is 100k, your rent should be between 300 or 400k max (Note: NET salary o). That means you will have to be saving 25k out of the 100k to meetup with your annual rent. That's around 25% of your net salary. Hope you understand

All these prophets of doom. They only see negative things nothing positive about their so call visions. Conmen

Yet, he can't raise alarm over insecurity in his state. Weldone

Men and women are not socially the same. Until both parties come to terms with this, the gender war is not ending anytime soon

Ethanuella:
Her tweet is merely in response to what the society tell women whose spouse(s) cheat and have kids outside their marriages. The society will always tell the woman to pray, endure, and try to live up to her cheating husbands’ standard. They will even tell her to accept the kids her husband has outside the marriage as hers.

If the table turns, men wouldn’t take such, and that’s what the actress is trying to paint.

What if your husband mistakenly sleep with another woman or impregnate her by mistake?

obembet:
Nigerian actress, producer, screenwriter and singer, Bukunmi Oluwasina advises all the married men to forgive and pray for thier wives whenever they mistakenly sleep with another man.

Here is what she wrote



Source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cq8WQCKuU0d/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Take it or leave it I can tell you that beer is better than coke

As a man I dislike arrogance also. Arrogance and confidence or self-value are not the same

Johnholt909:
My cousin sister said her man was too arrogant and as a result, she left him.

72 hours actually is the timeframe

Lucasinho:
Danger





If it's not up to 48hrs, rush to any FMC, Emergency ward and collect Prep drugs

This your story not too clear. It's either you're hiding part of the story or you don't know how to narrate story, but alot details are missing from this one

BrighterThanDay:
As a child from a broken home, I saw marriage as my happy ending of finally having a home filled with love and mutual understanding. After the death of my mom, growing up with my dad and stepmom was hell. I was treated as a stranger in my own home, so I thought starting my own family will be a lot better.

After I completed my education and got a good job. I had a lot of suitors willing to settle down with me. Most of them were rich and accomplished men, but there was no spark, I felt they weren't genuinely in love with me, and since I was never a materialistic person, I turned them down. I get easily content with what I have and I spend prudently. Then I met my husband. It happened that I was his crush back then in school, in fact, he even approached me as a student then, but I turned him down because I knew where I was coming from and I never wanted to gamble with my studies, it was my only hope to leave my father's house and fend for myself.

Fast forward to when I met my husband after school. He didn't even have a good job. But I could tell I meant a great deal to him, we'll speak for hours on the phone. I fell hopelessly in love with him, I could already picture a happy home with him and our kids. Then he proposed, and I accepted. I met his family, they were nice on the first visit.

After the introduction ceremony with my family, I started noticing certain things. I was taking pictures with his phone when I saw a message from his mom telling him I'm a stranger and he shouldn't allow me to come between them. I was surprised and wondered where all this was coming from, I asked him and he reassured me that it was nothing.

Then his father told me that hope I know that a son should love and care for his parents more than his kids. I kept pondering this statement. Then the worse of it all was his married sister, she hasn't even met me, but she rained insults and abuses on me on his phone and why he needs to make money first and allow his family to enjoy his money, before getting married. She said I was old, and just forcing him to marry me. I was just 26 then, but my education was very fast.

I had to speak to her dad about this and he cautioned her. I tried speaking to her myself but she rained insults again on me. I called off the wedding at a point but my then-fiance begged and involved my brother and so we went on with the wedding preparations. The wedding went well and his entire family stayed with us for a week before leaving.

My husband got a good job, I was working, we were fine and money wasn't our problem. A few months later, my father-in-law died. I sent messages and called hubby's siblings to comfort them. I couldn't travel with him immediately due to the nature of my job. I kept calling to check on him and inquire about the traditional rites I might need to be a part of. Hubby said his father was a pastor so he won't need to do anything, while we were yet speaking, his sister who hates me snatched the phone from him and said I have to do this and that or I should pack my things and leave the house and then she shouted at me.

I was so pissed and acted in a way that wasn't right considering that we were all mourning. I sent a message to her, telling her to be nice considering that we are all mourning but if she chooses to continue insulting and humiliating me for no reason, I won't take it. She forwarded the message to the entire family, including uncles, aunts, and grandchildren. On the day of the burial, I was treated as an outcast by the entire family, she told them not to give my birth family food, even though they came bearing gifts and comforting everyone. Hubby had to step in and ask the caterers to serve them.

She kept fighting and shouting at my hubby throughout the burial and tried denying him of things he was supposed to do as the first son and child. I was humiliated and she kept castigating my name and insulting me to hearings of everyone. I wasn't even allowed to eat. I was quiet all through, when family members were asked to sit behind the corpse, she asked me to excuse them.

For fear of my life after the burial, I had to go lodge in a hotel outside. The next morning she and her brother kept shouting and complaining that why did hubby allow me to lodge and that I should have been with their mom. They continued the humiliation, I couldn't take it anymore or hold back my tears so I left.

Hubby later told me that she held a meeting in my absence with the entire family and told them I'm a bad wife and needs to leave her brother. This was when hubby stood up for me and said I wasn't going anywhere.

Our marriage was never the same. Even when we had our daughter, no one called, hubby was ostracized from his own family and he blamed me sometimes. I couldn't concentrate at work, and my job is performance-based. I was scared that I'll be fired, so I resigned.

Hubby's income wasn't enough to sustain us, so we started facing financial difficulties. He had to even go meet the same sister to borrow money, even though I discouraged it. She always mocked him for it and I had to pay off the loan at a point.


When she saw that we are now broke, she stopped fighting with him and they are on talking terms now, of course, she still wants nothing to do with me. I know that they are family by blood and nothing is too hard to forgive, but each time she calls and they are happily discussing, Ican't help but feel angry for all she has caused us. I'm sometimes tempted to leave this marriage because this is not what I envisaged at all.

My brother is also married and I have never felt the need to interfere in his marriage or fight his wife.

I don't know how long I can continue in this union, even my innocent beautiful daughter is hated by them.

Most very wealthy ones in Abuja don't reside there. Except some of these thieves that call themselves politicians. To prove me wrong go to maitama and asokoro and pick 10 each of a very luxurious residence , if you can ask of the owners you will discover that more than 60% of them are abroad. Majority of the occupants are either relatives or tenants. Hence we have alot of people living fake life. Also from alot of car crash i have witnessed, i found out the drivers of the vehicle are not even the owner, yet majority of people forming car owners

saintgp:
Abuja nko

Abi million dollars millionaires no plenty there to make Abuja among the top 10?

Justthinkingoutloud

They should be serious with this naira redesign policy else this is just the tip of iceberg

Thank God it happened to you first, Let the mother stay separately from you guys, get her a care giver to take care of her. If you allow her stay with you then sense is far away from you and your mom should be ashamed of you as a son in her grave. You disappoint the woman

Go and tell that to your grandfather

You're very normal bro. No need to worry

saweide:
Good moring everyone in the house please I need a medical advise to know if I need to see a doctor.

My name is segun I reside somewhere in lagos.
Please I need advise and no insult please.
I noticed that am too sexually active these days.

I operate a long distance relationship and anytime I visited my girlfriend for like 4 days I noticed I have sex with her moring afternoon and night and most times I go up to 45 minutes to an hour sex after the first come, I find It hard to come on second round and I go up to 45 minutes to an hour before she will cry for tiredness and it causes fight like she will tell me its OK but yet am not satisfied.

I do moring afternoon and night and even at midnight I don't allow her sleep, even my last relationships ladies complain too much of my longterm sexual drive and is giving me concern.

Tho my cucumber is not big is at medium size but if I handle a woman they always scream for help after my long sexual activity.

There was a time I went an hour marathon sex on my woman I nearly fainted that day because have exhausted all my energy.

Please should i see a doctor or there is a pill I can take? I shall appreciate you all for Good advise.

Thanks all.

Money has vanished from the system and I don't have any cash on me for weeks now. All i depend on is transfer and POS[quote author=lavylilly post=121645659][/quote]

Though I'm not using mine at the moment but I tell you I didn't regret it one bit. what will you do if the opportunity arise and you don't have the qualification? One of my motivations back in school are those people that are already doing well financially but still go back to school. I believe there's something making them to consider going to school and I don't want to experience that.

No mind am that one no dey field

Goodlady:
N70m if it's around Lagos, Abuja or any highbrow area.


N60m if it's in areas that things aren't costly.



Na 4 flat the person wan build? This isnt 2014 o!
This is 2023. Cement is almost N5K per bag.

There won't be election on Saturday. we need to do the forensic audit first. No cover-up games

SmartPolician:
This is sooo funny! 😂😂😂😂😂

Actually, that's exactly what's going to happen on Saturday.

But come to think of it, what have the so-called competent ones done for us?

Unfortunately the last 4 to 5 lines has been removed from Wikipedia

Trollronaldo:
So sad



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahmood_Yakubu

This is exactly what we were trying to avoid when we said this criminal of a person shouldn't be allowed to distribute electoral materials in Lagos