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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Buhari Receiving Congratulatory Call From Jonathan by ewizard1: 8:41pm On Mar 31, 2015

where are those GEJ till 2019 phoolishFools?

They gone dumb already!

Romance › Re: Did You Ever Fall In Love Back In Secondary School by ewizard1: 5:11am On Mar 31, 2015

Hahaha...

Chai... remembered how i was punished so many times by a teacher who was trying to get the Girl i was dating!!! cry

Was in SS3 then! grin

Politics › Re: Buhari Wins Kogi With 60% Votes - Punch by ewizard1: 12:38pm On Mar 30, 2015

I think, even at this point, Jonathan shouldnt be too Stûpîd to think he's getting back to that Seat!

Read my lips... #ItIsOver

Politics › Re: Don’t Panic, Presidency Tells Jonathan’s Supporters: Abati by ewizard1: 6:33am On Mar 30, 2015

Otunbab:
GEJ is a fraud. I pity GEJ supporters. Today school strike, tomorrow doctor strike , next tomorrow bomb blast , day after that suicide bombers and missing girls. Una never still recover from fuel subsidy ,Yet una dey shout GEJ. Carry on.

Maybe they prefer their life to be run like that!

One man's food you know....

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Politics › Re: Army Rigged For Ruling Party (PDP) – Oshiomhole by ewizard1: 2:43pm On Mar 29, 2015

All of you shouting...
"GEJ till... "
"GMB till ..."

If dem borm una Papa and una Mama well... make una stop to dey shout am after the winner has been declared.

Since you guys cant just shut up and wait till its over!!!

Politics › Re: Photo: Today's Punch Front Page by ewizard1: 2:36pm On Mar 29, 2015

Winning in the Villa doesn't mean he is the winner. Its so obvious even the blindman can see.

#Goodluck2Buhari

Politics › Re: List Of States Collating Results Presently by ewizard1: 2:28pm On Mar 29, 2015

Hmmm, now i believe the saying of the old that goes;

"Many are mad, but most are on Nairaland"

#MayYouGetReliefedOfYourMadness

Politics › Re: Election Results With Pictures by ewizard1: 1:13pm On Mar 29, 2015

Faraidi:
Who is this?

A nairalander with the moniker eWizard1!

How may i be of help?

Politics › Re: Mu'azu And Femi Fani-Kayode Say They Won Their LGAs (Twitter) by ewizard1: 11:45am On Mar 29, 2015

Ogaoooo:
Mad man

Politics › Re: Mu'azu And Femi Fani-Kayode Say They Won Their LGAs (Twitter) by ewizard1: 11:45am On Mar 29, 2015

chymystique:
One thing I know for sure is that GEJ is 100% better than ur "master of deceit" GMB who couldnt even improve himself all these years.. and who all of a sudden thinks he is the messiah Nigeria needs right now. Fiaaaa!

Politics › Re: Election Results With Pictures by ewizard1: 10:25am On Mar 29, 2015

adeniyitheprof:
Most of these pictures are the same with what Vanguard and Premium times news reporters uploaded on their respective election results websites

What? You now have guts abi? So @Faraidi is now the biggest f00l ever abi? Chai!

lipsrsealed

Politics › Re: Election Results With Pictures by ewizard1: 10:22am On Mar 29, 2015

XBLadez:
Nairaland make-believe figures, not INEC results

You mean your candidate's manipulated results? undecided

Politics › Re: Policeman Kills Youth For Insisting On Sighting Election Result Sheet by ewizard1: 10:20am On Mar 29, 2015

crownprince7:
u r such a fool,do u knw if d goat is a political thug sent to ferment trouble by askin to see d result?he got wat he wanted.also d policeman is scared for his life n wld do anytin to protect it if he feeels threatened. He also has a family n frnds dat wld want him bck alive.so dis is a fair deal,he got wat he asked for.finish d story

^^^^ See them, na dem dem!!

Politics › Re: Policeman Kills Youth For Insisting On Sighting Election Result Sheet by ewizard1: 10:18am On Mar 29, 2015

To some Dumdheads saying why did the guy wants to see the Result Sheet!

This here https://www.nairaland.com/2223972/election-results-pictures is how its supposed to be done!

Count it, enter it and let everyone see your clean hands!

#Free&Fair Elections Only!!!

That policeman should be tied to the drum and be pelted with rounds of hot bullets, we dont need people like this in our Great country!

Politics › Re: Policeman Kills Youth For Insisting On Sighting Election Result Sheet by ewizard1: 7:46am On Mar 29, 2015

To make Nigeria Great again, so many people are supposed to be wiped from this earth, including some Nairalanders!!!

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Politics › Re: Alleged Massive Rigging In Rivers State Ward 8 Unit 6 Rumuomasi (Video) by ewizard1: 7:26am On Mar 29, 2015*

If you can not see any Rigging in that Video? Then SMH!

Imagine the Multiple thumb Printing in the second video!!! shocked

Ah! Nigeria!!!!

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Politics › Re: 2015 Elections - Share Your Experience @ Your Polling Unit Here by ewizard1: 3:35pm On Mar 28, 2015

Election on my Block is going well!!!

Wish the Candidates... Success!!!

Romance › Re: Know Why Ladies Do Not Shave Their Private Part by ewizard1: 8:02am On Mar 28, 2015

Chai... See dirty gals saying pubic hair has nothing to do with cleanliness!!!

#SmH in Greek

Education › Re: Yabatech ND/HND Part Time Form For 2021/2022 Academic session by ewizard1: 1:10am On Mar 28, 2015

Weselion:
Another list will be released for the new courses that were added

Thanks, what about Business Admin?

Politics › Re: Chibok Girls Finally Rescued In Gwoza by ewizard1: 11:35pm On Mar 26, 2015

I read it to the "200Megapixel Camera" before i realized i'm reading a piece of p00 from a ShïthěaĐ OP!

Romance › Re: Who Do You Think Wrote This Letter ? by ewizard1: 11:29pm On Mar 26, 2015

shumuel:
LETTER FROM A STUDENT TO HIS PRINCIPAL.

Dear Sir,
I am very happy I rite dis letter to u, how are u, ur wife and childs. I am rite dis letter to told u dat am
leave ur school foreva. Y becos in ur school d teachers are cane us all very hard one and sometimes I wanted to cried but my frends tell me dat man is not crying so I neva cry. D last time be tooday dat we rite english exams in d school dat I am get 2%, teacher tell me dat "my head is die".. Oh it pain me too much dat e tell me dat tin.
Shebi with dis my letter, abeg principal, I suppose get 2%? I no suppose get 100%?
So dat is why me am go away forever to anoda school winch are not cane people hard and do wayo for exams.
On behalf of myselves, I say byes to u sir, me am gone foreva.
Yours fsithfully,
XXXXX

Who do you think wrote this letter?

A. Jennifer (funke akindele)
b. Akpos
c. Obasanjo
d. Baba suwe
E. Shumuel
f. Ajisam.

E - Shumuel wrote the letter!

Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by ewizard1: 10:59pm On Mar 26, 2015

Clean Tecno G9 Tab for sale.

Used S4 with cracked glass for sale.

Holla @ 08090989821 (Call/Whatsapp)

Phone/Internet Market › Re: *phone Sales And Swap Joint* by ewizard1: 10:59pm On Mar 26, 2015

Clean Tecno G9 Tab for sale.

Used S4 with cracked glass for sale.

Holla @ 08090989821 (Call/Whatsapp)

Politics › Re: See What Jonathan Campaign Organization Distributed At A Rally Yesterday (Pix) by ewizard1: 6:18pm On Mar 26, 2015

harrysterol:
is not my ball you ask the op

Why quoting me on what is not yours? sad

You dont even know what the thing is... huh

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Politics › Re: See What Jonathan Campaign Organization Distributed At A Rally Yesterday (Pix) by ewizard1: 5:38pm On Mar 26, 2015

harrysterol:
football with 3legs atleast hope dy to qualify for the next nations cup

I didnt say legs ooo!!! I said LEDs!!! (Light Emitting Diodes)

Whats that thing that lights up on that Red thing on the top?

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Politics › Re: See What Jonathan Campaign Organization Distributed At A Rally Yesterday (Pix) by ewizard1: 5:06pm On Mar 26, 2015

Why not tell us what is it and its uses?

I can see a football that has 3 leds... huh

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Travel › Re: Ascon Filling Station Lekki Phase 1 On Fire ( Pls Call Fire Service) Phote by ewizard1: 4:52pm On Mar 26, 2015

steppin:
Yes o! *smiles & whispers* But bros, na Grammar.
No fall my hand.

Hahahaha...

Me sef don enter sha! Lolz!

Science/Technology › Re: What My Friend found In a 40gig HDD by ewizard1: 3:51pm On Mar 26, 2015

And the person who sold that would be happy wherever he is... "Singing" he has caught maga!

When such a person's left leg is crushed by trailer, we would start feeling for him!

This is more like a robbery!

#Chai

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Travel › Re: Ascon Filling Station Lekki Phase 1 On Fire ( Pls Call Fire Service) Phote by ewizard1: 3:41pm On Mar 26, 2015*

steppin:
"It's" dumb ass.
Dumbass and dumb-ass are still correct.
Cargo!

Grammar is the new weapon!

Lmaooo!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Shoki Song Cost Me My Job. by ewizard1: 10:51am On Mar 26, 2015

Naijasinglegirl:
I[b]"Young lady, are you looking for a job or you're looking for shoki?"[/b]

Chai... this part have finished me here!!!

Lmaooo!!!

Travel › Re: This Is Iyana-ipaja Bus Stop In 2015 - (pics) by ewizard1: 10:41am On Mar 26, 2015

Octopus abi wetin you call yourself !

so... what else?

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