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Properties › Re: A Jungle In The City: Story Of A 500-room House Where Tenants Live As Prisoners by ewizard1: 9:47am On Dec 14, 2014
Really, I dont have a House yet but definitely sure would build one.

When Fashola came about this Building testing thing and how your land would be visited and checked before any building is allowed, I used to be against that...

But with this!!!

*sighs*

That house should be Demolished, the landlord should be compensated and giving a Plan of building which he MUST follow.

Imagine, the dude even claimed a philanthropist!!!!
"Ogbeni! if Nigerians were like you, Population would have decreased in a half..."

SUPER DUMBO !!!
Business › Re: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by ewizard1: 8:05am On Dec 13, 2014
practicalclass:
As in, wen i saw my bill i cldnt say dey shld unship d goods. i just accepted d situation like dat.
May God help us.
Lmao @ Unship!

I estimate my shipping cost even before paying for the item... If its to high. I backoff straightup!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Photo: Seun Kuti Mocks The Redeemed Christian Church Of God by ewizard1: 8:00am On Dec 13, 2014
I say again... DUMBOS!!!

Some people whos father is not even recognized in the neighboring village would come here and talk shiii of Fela.

That Dude was a Legend.
Technology Market › Re: Black Samsung Galaxy Note 4 For Sale SOLD by ewizard1: 9:20pm On Dec 12, 2014
dicksonadams:
Blood of Jesus... 100k :oBlood of Jesus... 100 k
Wetin Happen?
Business › Re: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by ewizard1: 9:01pm On Dec 12, 2014
practicalclass:
Mehn dat exchange rate is crippling.
Had to do urgent work for a body/organisation and shipping fee was crazy cos it was express.
Imagine shipping cost was like 3times the cost of the item itself!!!
Business › Re: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by ewizard1: 8:02pm On Dec 12, 2014
Whatsup everyone...

I just pray this Dollar rate drops next year ooo.
I had to pay for goods and ask the seller to keep them till I am ready for shipping, then I'll ask her to ship out.
Christianity Etc › Re: Photo: Seun Kuti Mocks The Redeemed Christian Church Of God by ewizard1: 7:20pm On Dec 12, 2014
DUMBOS !!! Thats what most of you here are.
Food › Re: How Do You Like Your Bread And Tea by ewizard1: 8:02am On Dec 12, 2014
#1 Always the best... Same for Bread and Beans combo.

And let me tell you Pabambari(yoruba word)...
If I have to take that while reading or using my PC... I just pieces the bread into the tea. Lobatan!

*WARNING!!! Please dont try this at home*
Crime › Re: Dreadful: Landlady's Hired Goons Kill 'Carpenter' Tenant Over N200 Debt by ewizard1: 12:47pm On Dec 11, 2014
If the story really happened the way I read it...

Then... Let the 2 die by hanging...

No time!!!

(Imagine 3 different people paid you... you refused!!!)
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by ewizard1: 10:48pm On Dec 10, 2014
kevoh:
#Team.IT.Maestro grin
grin
Properties › Re: FG Plans Processes For Affordable Housing In Nigeria by ewizard1: 7:45pm On Dec 10, 2014
LIES!!!

How affordable?
Health › Re: Panic As 'Danfo Driver' Faints During Confrontation With LASTMA Officials by ewizard1: 7:24pm On Dec 10, 2014
And what right do LASTMA have to seize peoples' phone... So if they're doing anything wrong. They shouldnt be caught?

Besides, LASTMA to arrest?

NAIJA!!!
Crime › Re: Suspected Armed Robber Stabs Self To Evade Prosecution In Ondo by ewizard1: 7:12pm On Dec 10, 2014
stab oneself? How is that possible. One small pain , I don stop ooo.

Eating poison is even understanding. ..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Another Interview Gone Sour.......Wish I Never Went by ewizard1: 8:04pm On Dec 09, 2014
viczing:
Except for the man, the rest of the team began firing me questions like I
snatched their boyfriend or something.
This part really cracked me up!!!
Phones › Re: Ojiji: The 1st Indigenous Smartphone In Nigeria by ewizard1: 7:48pm On Dec 09, 2014
The NAME already killed the phone...
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by ewizard1: 7:44am On Dec 09, 2014
Some of you should behave nah!!!

No be to just Snap & Upload ooo!
Crime › Re: Wife Kills Husband Over N10 Tom-Tom Sweets. by ewizard1: 3:56pm On Dec 08, 2014
TheRealMrStan:
The argument was said to have degenerated into name calling.
And before anyone knew what was happening, the angry woman stormed into the kitchen and came out with a kitchen with which she stabbed her husband three times on the chest.
3 times?

Her eyes no clear after 1 stab?

Abeg... Kill her sef!!! She did it on Purpose!
Phones › Re: TECNO, Gionee, & Fake Galaxy Phones Preloaded With DeathRing Trojan? by ewizard1: 7:39pm On Dec 07, 2014
Codedboy95:
haaa *throws tecno phone away*.. akoba adaba
Lmao!!!
Phones › Re: TECNO, Gionee, & Fake Galaxy Phones Preloaded With DeathRing Trojan? by ewizard1: 7:23pm On Dec 07, 2014
But I dont see reason why Samsung would be hating on Tecno.

Users with Quality motive would never look back... Tecno was made for ones who want cheap and less Quality.

Samsung already won the fight nah!

Samsung is selling tonnes of its products throughout the Globe... Tecno is selling SOME of its products partly in Africa.
Properties › Re: Tips To Reduce Building Costs by ewizard1: 4:16pm On Dec 07, 2014
condralbede:
Use cotter sand...mobilize some young boys to get u that!
You mean Gutter Sand ??

smh!!!
Celebrities › Re: Oritse Femi Survives Accident, Destroys Brand New 2014 Range Rover [photos] by ewizard1: 3:16pm On Dec 07, 2014
Gawd!!!

I was just reading a Newspaper that his label gave him a Range Rover.

He has smashed it??

Chai!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Prayer Request, Nairaland Pastors Will Pray For You by ewizard1: 9:14am On Dec 07, 2014
BLESSINGS in all I lay hands on!

Thats all I request!!!
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S6 Spotted On Antutu Benchmark by ewizard1: 8:05am On Dec 07, 2014
parrotibaba:
u changed it baa? I saw 30 at first
Phones › Re: Can Tecno Case Be Change? How And Where? by ewizard1: 9:45pm On Dec 06, 2014
Joel3:
is tecno case available in local market? can one buy it?
Casing

No its not.
Phones › Re: Smile Communication Has Been Robbing Me Of My Hard Earned Money by ewizard1: 9:24pm On Dec 06, 2014
Nigerians is now the Maga of most companies. They run down here because they know their profit would be raining in...
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S6 Spotted On Antutu Benchmark by ewizard1: 9:18pm On Dec 06, 2014
wiseone28:
wow am dumping my gionee for that
lol
Car Talk › Re: I Am More Afraid Of Road Safety Than Police And Army. by ewizard1: 8:52pm On Dec 06, 2014
Those people can be ao annoying. ..

First Aid Box in Car?

Na Ambulance?
Family › Re: Curcumcision Of Female Children by ewizard1: 8:20pm On Dec 06, 2014
Uncircumcised Male?

I can disagree for the FGM... But male? No!!!

If to say na that uncircumcised dick I get... I for vex for my parents ooo.

The dick is best being circumcised! Not that thing that looks like a goat's
Family › Re: Housemaid Serving The Husband: Is It Right Or Wrong? by ewizard1: 8:08pm On Dec 06, 2014
Housemaidhuh

Why do you need one?

Even if she doesnt serve the meal... she can still serve that other "food"

She only needs to make the food (and add some "seasonings" in it"
the wife serves it and gbamm!!!

My girlfriend even dislikes it... She can handle all "chores" herself!

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