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Fashion › Re: Which Hand Is Right To Wear Wristwatch? by ewizard1: 8:29pm On Dec 21, 2014
My style...

Wristwatch on the left, Bracelets & Shambalas on the right!

grin
Politics › Re: List Of 54 Nigerian Soldiers Sentenced To Death by ewizard1: 3:19pm On Dec 21, 2014
Ewizard:
...
woo woo woo!!!

Where you get that name from? shocked shocked shocked

Why the impersonation? huh huh huh

Oh sh|T!!! cry cry cry
Politics › Re: Is This Not WICKEDNESS? Youths Burn Brooms Together With APC Flags In Imo by ewizard1: 10:10am On Dec 21, 2014
Anyways... Let hope we get the best President in 2015.

Call us for Souvenirs/ Incentives Supply.
Contact available on Sig.

Politics › Re: Naira Rain As PDP Raises Billions For Jonathan. by ewizard1: 9:54am On Dec 21, 2014
Anyway... Only God knows best!

Call me for Campaign Souvenirs/Incentives Supply...
Contact on Sig.

Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Force Your Children To Go To Church ? by ewizard1: 9:07am On Dec 21, 2014
IMO...

They should be forced ONLY at tender age.

Theres a particular age, the child should know what is right and what is not..
At that stage, it becomes a CRIME to force a religion on your child.
Business To Business › Re: Newly Found Shipping Agent For China Importers - Tested And Proven by ewizard1: 8:35pm On Dec 20, 2014
Just wanted to add this... Hope it helps!

-Whatsapp
-AliSuppliers
-QQi
-WeChat
-Skype

Get those listed apps for effective deals with the Chinese...
Goodluck!
Politics › Re: Take Money/Rice From Politicians But Vote According To Your Conscience- Clergy by ewizard1: 3:10pm On Dec 20, 2014
Some Nigerians ehn!!!

smh for them!
Business › Re: Job Losses Loom As Naira Sells 194 To Dollar by ewizard1: 10:51am On Dec 20, 2014
dharay99:
And jolantern's regime is d beSt to sum mumuz. huh huh huh
Azin!!!

I just cant understand...
Romance › Re: 15 Ways To Know If You're Not Ready For Marriage by ewizard1: 7:18am On Dec 20, 2014
leejeebaby:
ANGER! The last point is affecting my relationship badly
Apa!!!
Events › Re: Beautiful Hand Designed Light Lamps by ewizard1: 12:06am On Dec 17, 2014
Beautiful!
Crime › Re: Scores Wounded As Rival Cults Clash In Osun Secondary Schools by ewizard1: 9:42pm On Dec 16, 2014
Got severe hatred for those cultist and street urchins...
Crime › Re: What Is Wrong With Our Police? by ewizard1: 9:37pm On Dec 16, 2014
Policemen. .. smh!
Phones › Re: 7 Things Everyone Hates About Whatsapp by ewizard1: 9:30pm On Dec 16, 2014
And the most annoying thing about whatsapp is the airtime/data reserve...

When I was on Nokia Devices years ago... I noticed when I have my airtime balance at.... say N20, I wouldnt be able to make calls anymore... The app reserves the balance for its use. To use the airtime, I'll need to restart my my phone and dial the number before the app settles and connects to the internet.

I also noticed it on Android.... Once my data remains like 7mb... All other apps stops getting connected except whatsapp.
Pets › Re: Snap And Upload Your Pet's Picture Here. Its That Simple by ewizard1: 8:31pm On Dec 16, 2014
Mehn.... Cant Believe I read this thread from page 1 to 20...

Damn, you guys are great. .. I love dogs too.. Fierce ones to be precise. .. But trained sha ooo.

One question. .. Is anyone here a Muslim?
Nairaland General › Re: Police Bans Use Of Fireworks (Banger) In Lagos by ewizard1: 2:44pm On Dec 16, 2014
Those bunch of DUMBOS!!!

They would passby sellers in Idumota where the Fireworks are stacked taller than them... they would even say "How market..."

But would come looking to arrest end users...

Stoop!d Ph00Lz!!!
Education › Re: What Subject Made You Feel Like This When You Were In School? by ewizard1: 2:41pm On Dec 16, 2014
Baba Ilori... grin
Family › Re: Man Tortures 10-yr-old Son To Death by ewizard1: 2:16pm On Dec 16, 2014
Just kill the man!!!

#Simple

Some parents think because they bore their child.. they have total control over them.

If any father try it to me... I'll let him know He is a Father and not a god!
Crime › Re: 22-year Old Mechanic In Court For Slapping INEC Staff In Lagos by ewizard1: 2:02pm On Dec 16, 2014
cococandy:
i bet he wouldn't slap his fellow man in public like that. He probably feel all the girls in the world owe him some form of deference. Imagine jumping the queue and refusing to take correction . Because he's thinking like you too. "All those small NYSC girls".

No respect for authority that is the problem most of you have.
Oh! "one of the small girls I think..."

Now, listen...

Men would behave themselves better than you ladies...

I'm very sure if it was a guy... they would have settled with handshakes!!!

You know it...
Celebrities › Re: Police Allegedly Shoots Nigerian Artist On His Way To Headies Award by ewizard1: 4:44pm On Dec 15, 2014
whizbee:
wetin do dis one,na communication matter,forget english,without much ado,u could c all other officers counted twenty unshot bullets while the suspect officer counted his as 19,u no fit do d math?
Leave am, weda him papa na Police !!! grin
Celebrities › Re: Police Allegedly Shoots Nigerian Artist On His Way To Headies Award by ewizard1: 4:42pm On Dec 15, 2014
Sorry about that OP!

That policeman will know no Peace !!!

If you're a Nairalander and a son to that policeman.

"e no go better for your papa!!! you go soon bury him corpse dis December."

I hate those beasts with passion... the cruels ones ooo!!! because I know there are ones who does their job right. May they never stumble!!!

That DPO ehn... !!! make I no talk!!!
Crime › Re: 22-year Old Mechanic In Court For Slapping INEC Staff In Lagos by ewizard1: 4:19pm On Dec 15, 2014
Tho I dont know what transpired between the two of them. ..

But I think... most of those INEC, Govt officers or whatever they are called takes up the opportunity they are working under the protection of the government to getting rude at people!

I'm guessing its what happened. Maybe she has spoken rudely to the Mechanic wey fit reach her elder brother...

You know all these small NYSC girls... be feeling on top like they've read the whole Nigeria.
Nairaland General › Re: Robbed At Douglas RD Owerri by ewizard1: 4:09pm On Dec 15, 2014
If Military men gets there...
they shouldnt just be arrested...

they should be shot dead....

Bunch of DUMBOS!!!
Technology Market › Re: Black Samsung Galaxy Note 4 For Sale SOLD by ewizard1: 3:54pm On Dec 15, 2014
dicksonadams:
Pls I need your advice.. Is investing in gadget... I mean buying the latest gadget a good idea? Cause the way the price will later drop and the rate at wish new one are bring produce
Invest in Gadget?

You mean buying gadget now so you can resell in future? Hell No...

Buy a brand new device today, remove from the sealed pack and try to sell it the next day... you'll be offered half the price you bought it.

The prices of Gadgets drop every day, say less when theres a successor!
Crime › Re: I Killed My Boss Because I Needed 150,000 Naira For Dubai Trip-motor Boy by ewizard1: 8:08am On Dec 15, 2014
He is a DUMBO!!!

End his cruelly Life.
Politics › Re: Why FG Is Reluctant To Reduce Petrol Price by ewizard1: 7:16am On Dec 15, 2014
siraj1402:
Moderator,why are u favoring some people to others?This same topic was first posted by me on December 13 at 10:52am while the op posted the same thing at 7:53pm.Pls correct this anomality.https://www.nairaland.com/2042476/why-fg-reluctant-reduce-petrol
This is Nigeria... Remember!
Car Talk › Re: Ah! My Car by ewizard1: 6:46am On Dec 15, 2014
That awkward moment when you're on dis thread...
you look outside the window and see a Green Toyota RAV4... the reg plate number.... same!!!

May it be found iGn (in God's name)
Christianity Etc › Re: "First-Fruits": Pastors Are Planning A Major Robbery In January by ewizard1: 9:38pm On Dec 14, 2014
The DUMBOS are out on this one...

Probably the Brainwashed sheeps...

Talking about learning habit of "Giving"

And how much is your Pastor willing to GIVE back to the members that GAVE millions? Nothing!!!

Oh, Sorry, I forgot. .. he gave himself Fleets of cars, Jets etc. Yeah, thats a kind of giving too. undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: "First-Fruits": Pastors Are Planning A Major Robbery In January by ewizard1: 9:35pm On Dec 14, 2014
Yomieluv:
They can only fool the gullible members..

Imagine a pastor said we should bring all our income for a month,without removing a dime. I was like God gave me brain to think na.

I stopped going to the church..
E wan help una keep am well...
Romance › Re: Some Ladies And Long Throat by ewizard1: 9:30pm On Dec 14, 2014
Hehehe, ebinnas!!! grin
Crime › Re: How Police Killed My Brother, Buried Him Begged Us With N10m- Sister by ewizard1: 9:26pm On Dec 14, 2014
IMOHO ooooo !!!

They are DUMBOS!!!

Tie up the 5 of them and shoot their lives off...
They dont deserve to be living!!!

"Even after he fell the motorcycle, they kept shooting... "

Please kill them all...
Events › Re: My Wedding Pictures by ewizard1: 12:27pm On Dec 14, 2014
mrlaw93:
What have you gained in posting ur wedding pics here.. after u will say one AYE is doin u. People like exposure sha
Lolz...

I do not like that too...

That Facebook Relationship update pisses me off sha...
Phones › Re: Mtn Stealing Millions From Their Customers In The Current Promo by ewizard1: 10:33am On Dec 14, 2014
Those thiefs!!!

I will never fall for any of their scam.

Deceiving Nigerians with sponsored programmes everywhere!

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