₦airaland Forum

Rozz:
Let me go and read for my waec abi neco.

Hahaha..
Oya go and read, small boy.

Rozz:
is it a bad thing if she likes money?dont you like money too as a man

Soo this is where you are

Hahaha....
Nah hired cryer be this

A lot of times. Right from my childhood.
There is one I cant forget...primary school, was in primary 3 or so...nah so I go school one day, dem yan us say we dey go excursion that same morning, apapa amusement park to be precise. Chai, and nah only 30 bucks homeboy carry go school cause my parents weren't aware of any excursion wen dem commot that morning. Nah so we link up wit the another branch of my school in lagos, soo we fit gather go. Omo, one certain set of ajebutter twins just dey look me, I later discover say the kehinde was feeling me, me way hunger wan kill. Nah so one of this small girls come meet me o, ask me my name, insist say she wan sit beside me for school bus, her twin sister just bone am....nah so we start pikin love for bus.(nothing explicit sha, just holding hands and talking about
our schools), till we reach amusement park, this girl just dey hold my hand, I no get shingbain to take extra rides after the 3 wey school pay for us, nah this small girl pay o..looking back I think she notice say I no get money, nah she still buy me ice cream, still take pictures with me, but i no get copy, she even peck me and hug me as we dey depart, all the other children just dey look us with envy, as phone never too common that time, we no fit exchange numbers, but she promised me she would come to my school to see me. Never saw her again.
Plenty experiences dey for secondary school, one ajebutter girl wey be my junior those days, wey dey leave love letter inside my locker every morning..university days, Nysc was the worst, chai, man don see things o.

ddippset:
The media and a lot of wailers have painted it Saint Obaseki versus Devil Oshiomole.

Even a lot of so called democracy defenders and anti-corruption crusaders like Reno Omokri have encouraged Obaseki to join the PDP.

They all want to pretend that they do not know the cost of the PDP ticket to Obaseki.

Jumping into PDP and snatching the governorship ticket from others who have been in the party is going to cost the people of Edo state a huge fortune.


1. For the ticket Saint Obaseki is going to cough out tens of billions of Edo state money to settle top PDP bosses from state to national.

2. For the ticket Saint Obaseki is going to cede a lot of Government positions and jobs to certain cronies of bosses of Edo PDP.

3. For the ticket Saint Obaseki is going to have to personally refund the money that te 3 other candidates paid for their forms to them.


Much of Edo people's resources will be used to actualize this deal. It's an open secret.

But No, Oshiomole is the devil.

Obaseki is the Saint who must be voted to secure Edo state resource and not share to any Godfather.

Yes Obaseki is the man.

Well analyzed man....
Laslas none of them is really a saint...

Shame on them..*spits*

ANSMEDIA:
UNIZIK hostels are the best in Nigeria

You this boy....must you lie.
Have you been to private universities?
For instance...look at Nile university on the home page.

Officialgarri:
Disappointed that hush is Yoruba. Yorubas do not encourage fraud, cultism, murder, drugs and any other forms of crime.
Yorubas do not justify crime by claiming other tribes are worse at it.
They don't rejoice when a criminal evades justice just because he is Yoruba.
No, they expose criminals and let him face justice

You this boy...be careful how you lie.
We are in the rainy season, thunder and lightening are not scarce.

AMvanquish:
See how you took one person matter to stereotype youths of a whole region. Does this make sense to you.

If it didnt i wouldn't type it.
Now get off my mentions.

Arewa youths, impersonating Nigerian police.
See that kyn level of intelligence.

sammysneh:
If i hear ,Audio car..
No guy go do that kind thing

No talk am o
Nah so dem collect my babe that year
God punish yahoo boys.

Davash222:
Abeg guys, any girl don ever give una N100 first time of meeting her?

The only thing a Nigerian girl can proudly give a guy is STD, or unwanted pregnancy, or stress.

That hostel is paradise compared to what we have in federal universities

This yansh would need to be parboiled
e go strong pass cement.

Ewwwww

SweetCunt97:
I remember taking kung-fu classes back in school... Omo d body pains no be here o. Had to drop out abeg, no b me ki Bruce lee

You this boy, Why do you enjoy lying

Dreyton36:
one day me I enter lag make I find marketer whey go feel my track.
I got so disappointed for Alaba so
I vex discharge find my way to iyaba
Wetin remain with me nah thirty box
so I say make I treck small then enter bus

enough hunger hold me that day so I they
wait make I reach my sister house near ogbalede .
As I dey wakadey go some boys block me
before OK know what's up them Don corner me
Ahhhh Wetin I do why Unah corner Nwa aba
them say guy cool down why you dey harsh we
get bus in business deal whey go give you cash
dem carry me enter one place nnnwane I see phone so tee I crazy
demsay if I bring 200 turn dey go give me the phone worth 1milion
before I go know I go get ten million
Abi you no go like to count for million
I shout walayi my guy I dey interested
no dought this must be a very nice invest

but I no get money but my sister get
as you see me so I be my sister pet
but yesterday that my sister travel abroad
so she give me 3 hundred K for the landlord
I wanna go bring the money but I no wanna enter
bus so of Unah fit give me 1K make I enter drop

dem give me 1K ehhhh m Yb a agaria
make dem dey there wait ka Mua Laria
I Waka enter one booth lekwa Nwa Aba lega food
Tia rice imma tia beans imma tia Kanda tia ofu anu
e nwere spaghetti Yanah plaintain
mah lotah nii ga efe y'all ofeence ake

LWKMD
Shey e happen true true?

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Getting this for my little brother... as I no get bf

If i hear say you fit afford am...

ZINIBANKS:
Onyi22 I assure you I will still fúck that your ass don't worry

You dont meanrit...