₦airaland Forum

MelaninSkinGirl:
They have sold out this country. Though I was a child during Abacha's regime but I remember things were not this bad. Democracy has destroyed what was left of Nigeria,it was an invitation for all the satanic political elites to loot this country dry.

honestly Abacha days was not this bad I can testify

sizer07:
Watch your tongue mad man.most you use that particular name to make reference? With all the olodhos name littered left right n centre onuku......

cant seem to string any meaningful thing from this balderdash you wrote up there.. why not give the phone to the most educated person in your house to help you type what you want to say

martineverest:
do u know what workstation means?

yes I do own one as a computer scientist

Tango123:
Grass is found there, and some herders are doing what they want. What did you do?

herders doing anyhow in Ibadan? hahaha there father wont try it... and if you are referring to SouthWest as a whole

this is what we did inpictures bellow aka amotekun

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Reference:
Then why do you folks keep supporting them. They constantly show their hand, constantly prove that they are not after change but are status quo defenders, innovation antagonists. But when they are called to question people throw away all reasoning and defend them as if their lives depend on it, branding the critics unpatriotic. When will the citizens of this country come together to agree on values, on what good governance and bad governance is.

sad reality of multi ethnic democracy where power rotation is key and principle of federal character is observe citizens cant do much as competence of leaders would always be sacrifice over ethnicity and religion

the problem here is poverty, greed and stupidity

an Oil producing State shouldn't even have Fishermen as indegine... you cant see a Texas , Oklahoma or Alaska indegine/ land owning family in America or Alberta, Saskatchewan, province indigene/ residence in Canada or Abudhadi, Dubai and Sharjah Emaratis who is still a fisherman in 2020 while his state Oil is being sold for billions of dollars daily on internation crude oil markets..

Oil producing states in the world are known to house refineries , chemical producing industries, plastic and pvc factories, fertilizer plants and gas powered power plant, with plenty white collar jobs for indegenes

lets say Oil is found in my very own Ibadan, nobody.. I repeat no fucking body would have the balls to come into Oyo state to come and explore our Oil.. we go don harvest their heads use them for sacrifice... buying barren land without Oil sef, Omo Onile would extort you till there satisfied before you can start any foundation not to talk of Oil Rig

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MelaninSkinGirl:
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They are for the extortionate price of 150,000 Naira

even 150,000 I don't mind let them just deliver, ... estimated billing is wickedness. one small boy who perhaps is a drop out would just enter your house and since he sees Split unit AC and some other appliances he doesn't care if you use it or not your bill for that month would be ridiculously high

TETFUND the best cash cow for politician after PTDF and PTF

martineverest:
u don't know if it's apple or Microsoft...mind u,average desktop is about one thousand dollars..that's American price,Nigerian price should be higher....even Microsoft,apple ,dell tablets are like 5ook upwards,let alone desktop

it seems it's been long u bought desktop

bring me $500 USD and I will get you a nice workstation directly shipped to you from HP or Dell

One4me:
Buhari is just destroying this country more and more everyday.
I just pray that there will still be a country in 2023, by the time we get rid of the clueless, very corrupt, nepotistic Herdsman.

2023 President is coming in to untangle many tied up problems, such nonsense cant be tried in a corporate organization, they would had filled for bankruptcy due to mismanagement

martineverest:
Inspiron and pavillion are old laptop Na.....those brands have been phased out for like 10 years

average modern desktop is about 500k

not inspiron laptops.. am talking of new desktops that the LCD and CPU are pack together as a console like what you see in the pictures in my first post

500k when no be Apple desktop.. make una fear god oo... if na yahoo boys now una go quote bible and quran

That Abouki Power minister is a fool, like other abouki Buhari appointed , the Dunce minister sacked the Boss of Rural Electrification Agency because he wants to slot someone there, unfortunately for him she got appointed by United Nations to oversee rural electrification in Africa , Asia and the Middle east

Same way Mohammed Nami of FIRS started going after Tunde Fowlers innovation instead of building on its success


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ideabuilder:
You referring to the good old days. That was before democracy. Since 1999 till 2014 NEPA was breaking records in bad services every year. From blackout to low current to crazy bill.

At least when the discos take over, things were not alright but there's improvement on what they met on ground.

During NEPA I buy two 25 litre fuel steady weekly. But I reduce it to 10 litre.

Democracy ruined everything... the little power we enjoyed those good old days, Politician (senators, governors, councilors ) started doing their rural electrification project, expanding usage and connection to the National grid taking reach of power usage to remote and rural community while no new power plants where built , expanded or maintained for more than 16 years

My main problem with this new distribution companies is their estimated billing and refusal to give paid customers new meters

Nice Distraction , NCDC updates don tire us

Hope Tacha and them 2019 oloshos don cash out and make savings because their retirement process just started and there equity just started depreciating

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ideabuilder:
NEPA was bad. Let the truth be told

maybe in your region or location, I know for a fact growing up with NEPA we enjoyed more light, everybody both iced waters, and iced lolly costing 50 kobo and 1 naira for ice water, we rushed back from school and always had light to watch afternoon cartoons like voltrons etc, we had light to play netendo games and only very few people had Generators

Right now every body owns generator because of this fvcked up Distribution Companies only thing they are good at is billing and more billing

Did Virgin Mary have complications?

you just need excuse and validation to start fvcking up and down six years before your marriage so that you can tell your husband you only wanted to slack the kpekus for easy child birth

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let us just go back to the old NEPA days, NEPA wasn't this bad

I know for a fact growing up with NEPA we enjoyed more light, everybody bought iced waters, and iced lolly costing 50 kobo and 1 naira for ice water, we rushed back from school and always had light to watch afternoon cartoons like voltrons etc, we had light to play Nintendo games and only very few people had Generators because we had no use for it, when transformer get bad NEPA fixed it, now you fix it yourself, back then the black metters where available its cash and carry, now you pay for metter and wait till eternity

Right now every body owns generator because of this fvcked up Distribution Companies only thing they are good at is billing and more billing


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wawu N1.230 billion for just a faculty $3.1m USD for just an office building with few offices and not an office complex or a tower building

after the death of Abba Kyari all man want quickly cash out before Gambari sabi how the thing dey go

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nonsense..

Crazily Crazy.. if I hear say I be Doctor for North and I no resign or ask for sick leave...

Most Aboukis going to hospitals for minor sickness like malaria and typhoid are simply telling lies, they have full blown Covid - 19

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Naso Mercy and Tacha reign of terror ends

Leece:
My 50 Yrs Old Boss Shows A Lot Of Cleavage When We Meet, What Could She Want?

So I got this job around 2019 and I noticed from the very day I went for my interview, there was this woman who happened to be very lenient with me and cautioned others when they asked me tough question. All she did saved me from disgracing myself in front of 5 panelist. After the interview I waited till they closed just so i could say thank you.

When she came out around 7 pm she was more elegant and had this carriage that suits her age. I approached her and she recognized me immediately she was happy to see me and I thanked her. As I was about to leave she offered me a ride and being a very good conversationist that I am, I began to talk and she became very free with me. She told me a lot about her husband and his drinking addiction and how he neglected her sexual needs. I tried comforting her with words and ended by saying she is 50 na her libido should be dead by now, she didn't take offence but replied and said I cant handle her if we ever get down.

Fast forward to when I resumed, I realized she was the CFO of the organisation, now fear don catch me. I couldn't even look her in the eye to start a conversation. I think she noticed and she called me to her office and was laughing at me and later told me she would like us to keep talking the way we did yesterday cause she doesn't have much friends.

There was this day she was dancing to an old Fuji song in the office, her office is sound proof moreover it was already past office hours, i went to say goodbye, she called me to come in and didn't let me leave. I thought to myself another free ride.

She jumped up at a point and had a nip slip, i mean both breast were literally out. I just closed my eyes, she fixed it and was smiling at me.
Since that time till now she has been showing massive cleavage anytime i'm around her. She has started calling me my dear and other staff are calling me omo mummy and they dont know what I am facing

continue giving her company she desperately needs, and since she hasn't asked for you to service her yet keep playing the game cos Job isn't anywhere in Nigeria and you have to do everything to keep you position, and if it means sex so be it.. fvck her brains out

Jobless people would ask you to resign (even Nairaland Feminist) but don't, keep playing the game (if the tables were turned and all this nairaland girls also got a job and the Handsome CFO Chief Finance Officer is cutting them eyes 99.9% of them would fvck him and turn him to sugar daddy), similar case once happened to me while serving, the fine ass Principal digged me, and practically turned me to her P.A cos I made her laugh, fixed her phones and laptop network issues (even when she kept having silly updates and software issues everyday) and both of us have many things to talk about since we had both travelled to similar countries before, her husband and my elder sister leaves in the same City in UK so much to gist about, I played along and played are so well, apart from light tourching and flaterring her or flirting with her I made sure I didn't fvck her, I dodged all opurtunity for that to happen and that forever increased her lust even years after

Whatever you do never shoot any shot, simply continue flattering her, and keep pleasuring her emotions, give her the attention and when fvcking opportunity arises, fvck her if you like her, or dodge it with a meaningfull excuse

Remember Every woman also have Konji just has you do, if not even more than you sef, Funrtunately for Men there are countless prostitutes, olosho and brothels you can easily go pour out your Akamu, but for Konjified women there is nothing like Brothel, where BROlosho and BROstitutes line up to get paid for sex, they simply fvck Houseboys, work colleagues , drivers , custumers , landlords, tenants , Pastors, and in your case Young boys they offered Jobs, don't blame her blame nature and konji

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Phenomenal16:
..this has happened to me at one ATM inside my school...
I screamed at d young man to back out....like I yelled at him
I made sure I embarrassed him......he was so ashamed of himself that day.......
I hate that thing with passion

if I hear say I no shout my own back wey we go both enter Instablog9ja

as much as I don't do such, I doubt any foolish lady would be bold enough to slap me or embarrass me should there be a casual contact,

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No point getting mad, double your hustle. move out of the neighborhood and avoid confrontation with your wife, if she wants to start nagging you
simply squeeze your face, give her silent treatment and walk out of the house... don't let your wife project are regret on you, she is the one at fault not you

Your marriage is already a terrible one with a bad foundation, its either you divorce her with you senses still intact and you Man pride and Ego not deflated or try hard to savage the situation by ignoring her, because the hardest thing to do in this life is to share a house with a woman who is spiteful of you, one day one day she would provoke you and you would beat her up, and soon she would use that against you to get sympathy and lock you up

Seyi Makinde na Audio Governor na... even after test confirmation, he still took 24 hours for him to notify the General public which company it is, I know El'Rufai and Wike might have their shortcomings but such nonsense can never happen under their watch

Partial Lockdown my black ass

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Mrs Ngozi Adenuga married to a Yoruba man Mr Adenuga, while his younger brothers fiancée is a Northerner named Miss Siadu by year 2070 Yorubas, hausas and Ibos would had so much inter married that tribalism and rivalry would die a natural death

Mrs Adenuga isn't the Next of kin to the mentally unbalanced man, hence it is very wrong to release the man's bank credentials to her, this is the same way late Rasheedi Yekeeni was murdered by his Family, with the claim that they wanted to treat him of mental illness even when his neighbors claimed he wasn't sick and just a private person, they went as far as taking him to an herbalist where he allegedly died of poison after less than a week

The State Government of Ilorin and Oyo State and many Nigerians donated to the Yekeeni's family headed by his greedy mother, his 8 flat building in kwara was willed to the family while the wives took over other houses in Ibadan, yet the greedy mother of rasheedi yekeeni still came out this year to claim she and her family where neglected and she is broke, forcing Minister of Sport to place her on 10k stipends

The sooner a Man understands that some women are snakes and should be treated carefully that's the time they would start having sense, mothers , sisters , wife, girlfriends all can turn against you for no good reason but money and wealth

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DenreleDave:
Hmmm.. I no dey sun ma broda..


Ona ma LA fun WA sha

lol

Amin Ama ri alanu ade ma ri anu gba

Police suppose arrest her small

Brunicekid:
Not 100 naira face mask, but N100 * 1,000,000 pieces.

oh!! ok thanks for the correction

DenreleDave:
U can only thrive bcoz corruption exist... If no corruption, u cant thrive...


Well no be say me sef holy pass.. Man must make it Sha.....

Ji Ma Sun, My child ,,, Corruption Thrives everywhere especially in western world, even Isreal and Saudi where your religious scammers came from

so my nigga we thrive everywhere because God gave us that widom and we use it smartly

better have sense this 2020.. or else we would continue enjoy all the cruise you suppose enjoy

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DenreleDave:
U scared? U can't answer my question? I see... Now swerve... U don't av d nerve to reply such question

ok My Son, as it Stand In My family I have a UK trained Lawyer , A retired Police DCP (State CID Iyaganku) and a Naval Officer (SBS), I have being to the UK and resided in Dubai , Ajman, Abudhabi and Sharjah.. being to Doha and Muscat Oman so my child my occupation pays me very well and I don't have issues at any embassy as my 6 month statement of account is cool for almost all western country, my registered company is doing fan, and I haven't seen that SARs in Ibadan (post office Dugbe) or Federal Sars in Lagos (Alagbon) or Panti that would stop my Vehicle let alone arrest me.. make your research on who they call Layi SARS and and SAheed SARS this are our egbons that we lounge together

So my child you better start taking you life serious or else poverty would do you strong thing, when your papa stop paying you daily allowance and money to barb hair

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