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optional1:
lolz

rats everywhere doing what they love doing best..


remaining 10 downing street

They once had a mouse.

Tony Blair.

0b100100111:
Matured response!

Dele must be very brilliant and belong to a league of myself who happen to be affluent, learned, composed, enlightened and diligently radical.

Can imagine how much work he must have put-in to reach such height considering what I myself have invested to be in such highly esteemed league.

It's 9:37am.

Have you woken from your slumber yet?

KendrickAyomide:
E-Warrior , i can tell you are having a terrible morning kindly Bleep off and continue your misery

I was having a terrific day until i came across your asinine post.

You really are a slimy turd.

PassingShot:
No president worth his salt will say the unity of the country he presides over is negotiable.

The world over, a group of people who wants to secede will go through either of two options:

1. Referendum: This is only applicable if there is provision for such in the constitution. Unfortunately for all of us, our constitution doesn't provide for it which means no president has that privilege to allow it else he'd be committing an impeachable offence. To take this route, the group wishing to secede MUST first work to get the constitution amended through the NASS. And if GEJ from SS region couldn't work for that amendment, it's foolish to expect a president from any other region to work for it.

2. Violence: This unfortunately is the only other option. We all know what comes with it are death, destruction, sorrow, hunger and many other humanitarian crisis. If you didn't witness the civil war of 1966, and you were too young to see what happened in Liberia, Somalia, Rwanda and many other African countries, you're surely seeing what is happening in Syria, Central African Republic, DRC and many others.

So, PMB is right to have said it unequivocally that Nigeria's unity is not negotiable just as those before him were right in saying so.

The earlier the Chief Idiot and Pig of Biafra (Terrorist Kanu) and his fellow idiots and pigs realized this and be guided, the better for all of us.

Every flat head is advised to drop whatever crime they're currently executing and come read this to avoid a repeat of history (to wit: getting your yellow asses whupped again).

At least those that can read.

For those who can't read, the literate ones should use sign language to assist.

Since igboes are related to monkeys i expect a sizable number of you know sign language from birth.

KendrickAyomide:
mr Econs am not a fan of internet debates, so try else where

Then refrain from posting in an online forum meant for debates.

You can safely retire to a dark corner and procreate with yourself instead.

That's a gentleman's way of saying "go fukk yourself", by the way.

Image 1: Typical engine

Image 2: Tesla Motor's "engine".

Just 2 moving parts, the stator and rotor.

No flywheel, belts, chains, pistons, valves, cams, cylinders, drive shafts, crankshafts, spark plugs, injectors, catalytic converters, radiators, coolant, brake fluid, engine oil.....

And no transmission.

Electric cars are the future.

KendrickAyomide:
rises into their Various pockets, cos am not seeing the effect on the common man

And you obviously expected every inflow to be shared instantly with the "common man".

You shouldn't have skipped Econs 101 to smoke weed.

Fat slob.

Go to the gym and lose a ton, you childish overweight jerk.

And 7 phones? Really?

What an assjob.

Exploitation

sirp2007:
Oga Tenor is correct. its an investment term.

my grouse wth tis is hw 4m at 15% will amt to 1.5m. l hv damaged 2 calculators already trying 2 figure hw they did d calculation

Financial literacy is key b4 venturing into any bizness.

You're right about tenor.

Buy a new calc and try again.

Put yourself into the mindset of a crook and you'll eventually crack it.

Thanks.

The church has always been a scam.

And when you see "tenor" instead of "tenure" in a form, run!

Seyi Law, such an angry, ugly failing little man.

linearity:
It is true that, a prophet is without honor among his own people...

Some History perspectives are in order....

The Chevy volt was initially unveiled as a 'concept', many Volt Designers presented their concept designs and Jelani Aliyu's concept design was chosen, which was further developed into a production model. Bob Boniface was not the designer, he was the Design Director.

You must have picked the names of Bob, Ken & Gary from a local Ohio publication because, they were the three Ohioan natives on the design team and it is normal for a local publication to highlight the achievements of their own, just like the Nigeria and African press are highlighting Jelani's achievement.

This is the Chevy Volt inside story, if you take time to review it, you will see Jelani mentioned there and not Bob.
http://www.motortrend.com/news/chevrolet-volt-inside-story/

An excerpt from the book 'Chevrolet Volt Charging into the future' writes and I quote in parts:

"...On April 28, Lutz, General Motors' Global Design Director Director Ed Welburn, and advanced design chief Anne Asensio reviewed designers' proposals for the concept car. Exterior designs were presented n sketches and scale models - five from the advanced studio in Warren, Michigan; two from GM's advanced studio in England; and two from the company's advanced studio in North Hollywood, California.

One design already had emerged quickly as the favorite within Boniface's Design-North studio. As Lutz and the company's top design managers winnowed the entries, it was clear why. "Jelani had just captured the grace and proportion we wanted for the concept car, and we fell in love with it," Boniface remembers....."

There are countless international links validating that, Jelani designed the car, not just Nigeria links...it depends on your search criteria and your ability to conduct your searches in such a way, that local Nigeria geographical contents are deprioritized.

I'm quite sure you're aware that millions of concept designs get produced everyday and some end up in motor shows, but most never see the light of day.

Jelani worked in design team and produced a design that the company agreed with, fine.

But stop feeding to the false narrative that he architected the car. Every single Nigerian article on him projects that falsehood.

Jelani was not the visionary behind the Volt, he didnt lead the team that developed it, he didnt design its EV pack or its drive train.

All he did was design a concept car based on Bob Lutz and team's vision and research project into a viable EV for GM. All he did was develop the aesthetics language AFTER someone else came up with the plan to build the darn thing.

It was Tony Posawatz that guided Lutz's vision to a production vehicle.

So Jelani designed the Chevy Volt design prototype; he did not design the car from an engineering and production perspective. Neither did he lead any of the teams most responsible for the Chevy becoming a reality.

Let's stop elevating the man to a status that's not his.

Meanwhile, it's ironic that in the entire prose of the link you gave, nowhere was Jelani even mentioned, besides the flashcard at the very end of the article.

Funny that the so-called designer of the Volt would take a backseat in the car's history.

Isn't it?

Illiterates.

HeOrShe:
Straight to the point. I recently moved to a compound where I picked one room apartment managing my life with my job. After I moved in I was shown the bathroom and toilet and kitchen am to share with another tenant.

Is one storey building which the up was taking by d landlord and the ground floor is for me and one man and his wife. So we are not much. Maybe because before I moved in, my neighbour has been staying alone at d ground floor that they don't lock d bathroom while bathing especially the woman since d husband hardly stays around.

The woman should be in her late 20s or early 30s with a son. She still appears sexy much like other young ladies.

One day I woke up late and as I move out towards d bathroom the door was open and the bathroom is calm so I was not expecting somebody inside but as I walk pass behold my neighbours wife naked bathing. I immediately turned back and left. This has continued that she don't even care.

Sometimes while am cooking she will be taking her bath while d door will be partially closed or not.

But I observed if her husband is around she will be locking d bathroom very well while bathing but once her husband is off she continues. I don't know what she has in mind and I don't know what to do about it. Am scared one day am going to have sex with the woman.

Please what will I do.

Pssht.

Fukk her dude.

Literally fukk her.

She's asking for it.

FFK boo hoo PMB is back

You crossed your fingers and prayed hard to your impotent god for PMB to die....but yet he's here.

And he didn't threaten Nigerians, he threatened traitors such as Kanu and yourself.

Now, go take your HIV drugs you sick brainless bastard.

unohbethel:
my brother u be complete mumu..we av a capable acting president but why was there great jubiliation wen PMB came back? and also many peopl are sayin that now that he is back, that nigeria wil make great progress?

doesnt it tel u that ur actin president was not fully in charge or didnt u know that since d president was away, awa country has been on standstill? and that PYO cant take some major decisions?

The substantive president was neither dead nor incapacitated, so the VP while acting would need to clear some things with the president first.

And people are jubilating because PMB is back, cos no one wants their leader dead.

But you'd know all these if you had any iota of common sense.

oceanized25:
So my girl friend wants to go for industrial training, I.T, for close to two months in another state and she intends to stay at a male's house, this male she calls "family friend", bear in mind that he does not have a girlfriend or lady that stays with him, he lives alone, she says there is an empty room that she will own all through the duration of her stay so they won't be sleeping or staying in the same room.....

But the idea of her staying with this guy, that they are not related at all does not sit right with me, am not saying he will definitely make a pass or move on her or vice versa but these are members of the opposite sex.......

Am I just being paranoid?

She staying with him is the least of your problems; at least in his case you'll know who's screwing your girl.

It's all those unknown guys she'll meet at work and around town you ought to really be worried about.

Funny.

If we really had thinkers we won't be in this mess.

What we have are old daydreamers instead.

Settingz321:
what could have threatened a country more than the president getting out of the country for 103 days





Now coming back to say they won't tolerate inflammatory statement, even when giving lots of rooms for such



Nigeria is sick

We had a fully capable acting president you idiot.

It's not like your household where every time your Pa gets drunk and couldn't come home everything falls apart.

taylor88:
so that the u ppl will keep milking our oil and dash us peanuts in return








thunder fire una

How about you drink your oil and we eat our peanuts?

linearity:
You must be looking at the wrong places or not looking at all..

Try Chevy Volt wikipedia page, if you can't read the whole stuff, just search for 'Designer' on that page...there is only one reference to that one on that page, you can't miss it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Volt

Sorry.

That page was edited. Anyone who's ever been there knows.

Bob Boniface is the main designer of the Volt.

Look him up.

In fact the three guys who designed the Volt are:

Bob Boniface

Ken Karbon

Gary Ruiz.

Jelani's name is nowhere but on Naija and African websites with that false claim.

Isn't it even odd that the chevy's designer's name isn't even a link on Wikipedia to his bio?

This is just another Phillip Emeagwali.

Pavarottii:
Buhari looks like a shadow of himself. Eyahhh...

The man is sick.

Anyone can be sick.

Rich, poor, muslim, christian, white, black, old, babies...anyone.

Just hope it doesn't befall anyone close to you.

Can't find this jelani's name anywhere as the designer of the Chevy Volt.

Something fishy there.

SmartPunter:
So the Old Vegetable is finally back , I dont Give a Fu-ck if he is Back , his coming back wont stop the dream of Biafra coming through..... B4 October 1St his Mumu Cabal go tell una anoda story ...

Yawn.

This broken record is still on?

Cooly100:
Is HISBAH...the northern Nigeria SHARIA police, legal?

Yes it is.

Shariah is constitutional.

The state has the legal right to create its enforcers.

Dumbass.

Meanwhile, all quiet in the North....

Entertainment.

Is that the only talent.

Get smart kids, people who can solve humanity's problems, not another old ugly drunken Mr Ibu.

You showed the same pic of that humvee a million times over, instead of other stuff he made.

What's Civil Defense for?

Man that bride be old!

Lawless East.