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This man-baby is:

A. Bitter for not being within the corridors of power

B. Angry and bigoted that a fulani muslim is in power

C: Dejected that christians are not rising up to massacre muslims in their domains.

D. Deluded in his hallucinations

E. Bewildered no one takes him serious.

In short: FFK is MAD.

NIA tapping into phones and handing over audio files to SR.

What gets me is how tinkerers and technicians call themselves engineers.

kolnel:
Very good
But I think technology has passed this stage
People want more form their phones not just making calls

Nokia slept for too long while the whole world was awake

FYI nokia didnt make this. Nokia licensed a company called HMD or so to make it.

Got one for 17k.

Just for the nostalgia.

Love it.

adedayo3193:
Xowie, wot launcher is this?

Default launcher with Gradient Black theme from the samsung theme store.

Mine.

S8+

Nigerian police is still more effective.

All these show-offy supercops will only chase you down.....naija police will simply gun you down.

Just laid my hands on my new Galaxy S8+, in Midnight Black.

Platinum Silver Galaxy S7 Edge, goodbye now....you've been faithful.

His anatomical proportions seem all wrong. His huge head does not fit his body. His legs are too skinny for his torso.

And then he's an idiot.

The delusion is in full swing minting money for this randy charlatan.

Amazing how christians have been duped by snakeoil salesmen into worshipping mortals instead of god, and parting with their earnings to sustain the despotic and lecherous lifestyles of these crooks.

I'm in the wrong business: need to start my own church.

Sanchez01:
I believe my present situation won't come to many as new. Problem is, I have never experience such as this before and it is quite hard as to what technique and approach to adopt in tackling this issue. I would be going into details so that my plight can be clearly understood.

Just recently, two tenants moved into a newly built semi detached apartment in my compound, a room and parlour self contain, precisely. The one closest to my apartment is occupied by a young, single guy, most likely a transport company driver, while the other apartment is inhabited by a family of about five (5). Both folks moved in in January.

The problem
The said young guy does not seem to understand serenity. His music can be so loud that one could feel his heart beat to the baseline of the songs coming from his sound system. Annoyingly, he is not in any way restricted by time as he would max the volume of his sound system, lock his door and go out while his nose slowly sniff life out of everyone around. This has been going on for the past three months now and it is really taking its toll on me. I was at the hospital recently for a medical check up due to sleepless nights and lack of sleep on weekends.

I tend to shy away from trouble at the slightest opportunity. I'm also careful not to hurt anyone in any way. I once walked to his apartment to tell him about the noise but it hasn't done much really. The landlord lives within the compound too but rarely stays home.

Other tenants have started complaining about the noise but no one has done a thing about it. I have thought about several things I could do to get his attention but I'm not sure how they would leave him after I follow through:

1. I thought about inviting the landlord into this, but I fear it might be extreme as it would look like I have something against him other than this.
2. Take the legal route by asking the police to invite him for disturbance of public peace.
3. Plead and ask for a meeting with other tenants while we address this.

I'm at a loss here as I don't want to go to war with anyone.

Kill him.

Lose some lard, Helga.

numericalguy:
You are quoting adverts.

Marketers will sell you scraps and called it gold

Stay safe in your ignorance

wintersnow:
Is better you acquire a PRONOUN CERTIFICATE later you can ADVERB

That is not even remotely funny.

numericalguy:
OP, let me give you a very good advice,

Never never go to NOUN if you are a young, intelligent and healthy person. You will always be treated as inferior for the rest of your life with a certificate from NOUN wherever you present your certificate because NOUN is not considered a true university in real life.
NOUN certificates are worthless when you present them to large corporations and multinational companies.

NOUN is usually for old and tired parents who do not have the energy and vigour that is required in regular universities.
NOUN does not even offer good courses that you can study and the courses they offer are mostly not accredited by the NUC.

Your thinking is backwards.

Distance learning, remote studies, online programs....these are the future. With technology going to school will soon be a thing of the past.

With 5G, VR/AR, and great content, classrooms will go virtual.

That one obtained knowledge in a virtual classroom and took the same exams physical attendees did does not lessen the validity of certificates so obtained.

I did a distance learning program with Harvard and Delft and they were tough as hell.

Wake up a little.

You can bet it was a long night of dry, overused and meaningless jokes.

Sir? Lady?

Who knighted them?

padiga047:
liar, u didn't even bother to read the post.

Pls just go away

sirlop1:
A big fool

Who, your dad?

padiga047:
were you there?

Yes

[quote author=sirlop1 post=55841086][/quote]So brainless you can't even properly quote me.

Can't shut up when idiots such as yourself are running loose all over the internets spouting gibberish.

Someone needs to put wild animals down.

GloriaNinja:
NA THEM THE ASSASSINS WANTED TO ASSASSINATE? PEOPLE JUST CAN'T MIND THEIR BUSINESS.

Sponsored busybodies.

Dino is campaigning for kogi governor ahead of 2019.

kelvinreality:
My God! Where do all these perpetrators of these evil acts source their finance from?

I can deduce two things from this news. It's either these weapons belong to the people of southern Kaduna and the sole aim of holding such Weapons is to have a retaliation on the oppression they suffered from the Fulani Herdsmen.

or

These weapons belong to those Fulani Herdsmen who store their weapon in unknown operation where they are sited to operate. You know it can be disheartening transporting arms all the time

Nevertheless, I appreciate the competence of NA on this issue.

Or..

It belongs to the people of southern kaduna, with which they attack hapless motorists.

*

sirlop1:
But it's of no use to u

Better to have one and not use it, than to have none at all.

They call your type 'brainless'.

Trust me it's a serious predicament.

famurewad:
Atheist .... did u have to use a curse word ?

It's not a curse. You don't even know what a curse is. You mean insult.

And it's not an insult if i call a fool a fool.

Would a spade be angry if i called it a spade?

sirlop1:
Were u there

No.

Were you?

sirlop1:
I pity ur brain

At least I've one

uzoclinton:
to us it may not be, but to his followers thats a prophecy....

To his cult members you mean