₦airaland Forum

Lexusgs430:
Did you install a tracking device ?

What a question!

Namzy:
Even my small ride get vehicle

Wow.

You're so rich even your car has a car.

Abudu2000:
U are lucky nothing happened to you, here in lagos na killing be the trend now

You're not helping.

This overrated punk again.

I just don't understand his tortoise head.

Maybe his mum fuct a ninja turtle.

All the males are there for the photo op.

All the females for the 25m.

I can't even think why I'd want a male child.

Daughters are the best.

Cool uniform, tho.

thecommunist:
never for once did I claim knowledge of the inner workings of that industry.
That being said, the discos found themselves in such unsavoury position because they are not honest. They didn't come into the business with the aim of doing honest work, they too were out to take advantage of the rotten state of affairs to rip us off. That is why they so love estimated billing.

You're absolutely wrong that discos love estimated billing. This is because in most cases lots of customers are actually underbilled, so discos lose energy they've to pay for. Are you even aware that they pay for every single watt of power consumed whether or not customers pay?

Every disco prefers to meter their assets and customers so they can properly account for the energy TCN sends them. Also, billing is postpaid and a credit; metering is prepaid and is cash upfront. Now tell me what smart businessman would want to run his business on estimates and credits when we know nigerians are among the most recalcitrant debtors out there.

But then again, customers don't want estimated billing and also don't want to be metered: customers simply prefer free energy, or the leeway to pay what they wish irrespective of the quantum of energy they consume, conveniently forgetting energy is a commercial product to be paid for in full like most commodities in the market.

thecommunist:
very possible in Nigeria even with our broken system, but of course the discos won't cooperate, they are enjoying the monopoly.

You don't know much about the industry then. NESI is among the most regulated industries in Nigeria. So the monopoly they enjoy, as you put it, is the consequence of the policies of Ministry of Power.

Also, no one will be foolish enough to invest in such a rotten sector when the current crop of investors are doomed to fail. The tariff you pay was not properly sculpted to even break even, talk more of spinning a profit.

Customers are anti-disco, government is anti-disco, regulator is anti-disco, Nass is anti-disco....the only ones who have any sympathies for the plight of the business owners are the owners themselves.

So unless the proper tariff model is implemented, and the hostility towards the industry is mitigated, no one will invest in the sector.

RALPHOW:
YES THAT IS WHAT HAPPEN IN ADVANCE COUNTRY LIKE UK,
YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR DISCO AT WILL !!!!
IT GIVES HEALTH COMPETITION!!!

Unfortunately this isn't the UK.

Lanretoye:
where did they get the load from,i tot we were gegenerating less than 3000megawatts...moreover consumers are supposed to subscribe to any disco they wish so there will be competition among discos.

So if I'm in Benin i have the option of "subscribing" with Yola Disco?

Everyone missed the irony of Davido advising them how to prudently manage the money.

Ashleydolls:
She had a rethink. It's better to have a failed relationship than a failed marriage

Wonder if you'd have the same opinion had it been it was the groom who bolted..

irrefragable:
it is most likely you have a low IQ then.

Or most likely you're just plain idiotic.

It took me 15 mins to untangle the relationship in ur headline.

MrEgbegbe:

Why would i go to church to sing and pray to an imaginary God who doesn't exist ??

Someone whose​ virgin mother was impregnated by a ghost

Someone who was born 9000 years ago with no evidence to support the imaginary birth, he promised to come and destroy the world in the middle of the night, we have been waiting for him for more than 1 million years now, maybe he's booking a Qatar airways that will take him to earth

Some who said i will be thrown into the hell fire, a fire that has been flaming for 9 million years without stopping and the people in there haven't turned to ashes

Some who sits in a 4 million carat gold throne in heaven while his children die of hunger and diseases on earth

Someone who created Adam and Eve as the first humans on earth, Adam and Eve had children, their children then had children, how the fucck did Adam and Eve children manage to have children ?? Maybe they slept with their parents or that konji ghost that impregnated the Virgin mother of Jesus did the same to them

Fucck out of here with that your silly story

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of the world

No.

The biggest scam...

...is...


...you stealing iPhones and dollars.

Just don't pray to any god in jail.

Ps: to the dimwits out there, i know this hapless pretender isn't the real Egbegbe.

Just so u don't rush to comment.

Overrated
Overhyped
Oversold

clickbnkgod:
I haven't tried it. Just maybe because I never planned to work for someone.

Your response isn't doing the OP any good.

Wise choice you've made, but still irrelevant to this topic.

danielicon:
lol... see davido head

Like tortoise

Lincoln275:
what's all ds nah? can't we hear anoda news for God sake

In other news, water is wet.

Come on, what news is out there?

BBN
Buhari
Dollar
Saraki
PDP
Snakes
Tonto
Davido's latest stupidity.

mployer:
Bro, Emefelie lacks common sense.

Elementary economics teaches that quantity demanded will increase the moment price is reduced. Even a street trader knows this.

Forcing down dollar to 360 will cause increase in demand for dollar which he doesn't have a means to sustain. The result will be dollar scarcity and subsequent rise in price, causing turbulence and instability in the economy.

They really need to employ armchair economists like you quick.

You're the solution naija needs.

mployer:
This is common sense, it has nothing to do with Harvard degree.

So in essence, the entirety of the CBN, despite their experience, data, info, knowledge, history, education, and intelligence lacks common sense in what is essentially their business?

But you know better?

naijaking1:
Does Nigeria have an unlimited supply of the dollar?
If the answer is no, then you'll understand that using our small foreign reserve to prop up the naira temporarily is an economic foolishness.
Good export base of products and services is the only way to boost any currency. Injecting dollar directly to prop up the naira is also another form of corruption, because those famed economists that work at the CBN know that's it useless.

And, of course, little old unemployed you knows more than the experts in the CBN, with all their Yale and Harvard and Cambridge degrees and years of experience and armies of top notch consultants.

In fact, if they really want to prop up the naira, they ought to make you CBN governor since you're so smarter than those fools in the CBN.

sapientia:
Imagine what they are thinking about and we still believe in money rituals down here...

And witchcraft

And spirits

And ghosts

And pastors

And MMM

Explorers:
Nice concept, but requires professional and experienced pilots to take off/land here.

Imagine a plane with faulty flaps, having difficulties taking off, taxing round to face another taking off or landing plane.

Taxiing.

You missed an extra 'i'.

Due to crime being the stock-in-trade of the south, I believe?

henrydadon:


where is seun..we should go and register

we must eradicate religion in this country..our people need to wake up..look at the northern part of nigeria..y'all know how under-develop that place is because of religion..they wont go to school rather they will cram all the verse in the quran...for what exactly? to recite to allah when they get to heaven?

look at the woman who just abandon her daughter simply because a 'man of God' told her daughter is a snake..that woman derseve to be flogged then the pastor need to be jailed..

we are years behind of other other countries simply because of religion.

i weep for africa..

I'm quite sure one or both of your parents believe in some sort of god.

Begin your purge with them.

MrEgbegbe:
God doesn't exist

He created Adam and Eve which were the first people ever created, Adam and Eve had children, their children had children, the children must have had sex with their mother and sisters

Another super story, a virgin got impregnated by a holy spirit, hahahahahahha

We have been waiting for the coming of the Lord Jesus for 1 million years now and he's still busy arranging for the flight that will take him to earth

If you don't believe in God, you will go to hell fire, what kind of fire is in there ?? It has been flaming for 6 million years now non stop and the people in it haven't turned to ashes ??

God loves his children, meanwhile he's sitting in his chair made of diamonds and gold and his children are on earth dying of starvation


Go tell that stupid story to primary school kids

Of all the atheists on NL, you've the least convincing argument in support of your disbelief.

Omagago:
Them never see chin chon chun. Wong Fei Hung

You're doing it wrong.

IpobExposed:
All the people that will be insulting Davido if they had the opportunity they would be worse.
You can only abuse him if you are in his shoes (famous and rich) and don't womanize.


In other news Buhari please continue your good works.
We the whole of Nairaland wish to say God bless u Buhari

There are lots of celebrities who're rich and famous but who haven't got little bastards everywhere.

Lechery isn't a component of fame.

Davido is just a childish, randy, loud, no-talent hack bolstered by all the useless posts celebrating his stunts.

He isn't a role model, he's a menace to society.

IamLucy:
$100=30,000
that is my salary someone is eating

Er...you do eat your salary too.

That's what it's for anyway.

Vhicthorade:
All of you be sending msgs to yourself and replying back. Well, if that's not a sign of insanity then I don't know what is.

You got it!

Same mad person messaging himself bqck and forth just to post anything online to get hits.

Check out the use of double commas in both exchanges.