₦airaland Forum

This is becoming ridiculous.

Nigerian 'comedians' are the most dry.

benedictnsi:
any sense in this

Nope.

None at all.

Moving on....

columbus007:
Op, are you suppose to come here and be seeking advice from naralanders or you are suppose to get all the details about it from the internet?i dont understand some people nowadays.

Isn't nairaland part of the internet?

princechurchill:
You people promotes statutory rape, terrorism, hypocrisy and no one patronize harlot more than you,illiteracy

Why do i even bother, you sound like a dolt.

This man still thinks time is his ally.

Such an egocentric bumbling old fart.

By the way stop photoshopping yourself into backgrounds.

fatymore:
yea but Atleast intelligence and hardwork should pay

Do you need your intelligence and hardwork to be certified before it's valid?

If the richest man in the world is a dropout, what does that say about intelligence? Would Gates and Zuckerberg and Jobs be wealthy without intelligence even though they're dropouts?

princechurchill:
And yet poverty and sickness is ravaging you after abacha,babangida and shagari loot

And crime, disease, robbery, kidnapping, pr0stitution, baby factories, murders, 419, drug, booze, baby mamas....all these and more are ravaging you.

If the north is so bad why are truckloads of you coming in daily to settle in the north?

There are more igboes in the north than there are in the south east. In fact they constitute a vermin problem for us. You're an infestation we've bwen trying to get rid of. You're irritants and pollutants.

To show you how immroral and stupid you so-called educated criminals are, look what you celebrate daily: BBN. A show of shame where rape, sex, drunkennes anf general lechery is the game and every single one of you wanna be like them.

The shame.

fatymore:
Seriously our priority is bad in this country... Academicians are not giving standing ovation as this... If only first class students are given automatic jobs.. It would motivate young children to read more.. Rather they all want to become singers..dancers.. Yahoo guys.. Bbnaija mates... Cos it pays faster

Someday in Future if I become Minister for Education.. I would make Sure is Mandatory, that first class students are highly compensated and rewarded

The talent, skills, abilities and worth of a man should not need validation with paper certificates.

A lot of the richest men in the world, and the inventors and entrepreneurs do not have university certificates.

Most first class graduates end up in mundane employment working for the wealthy certificateless entrepreneur.

princechurchill:
The problem of Nigeria is the North, remove them and watch this country develop, just look at our SGF can this man get close to the academic qualities of Southerners?

You mean southerners like fayose, FFK, GEJ, PEJ, the DG NIA, Metuh, Orubebe?

No thanks.

We'll rather our Buharis and Magus and Sanusis and Dangotes.

blackpanda:
I think its time to boycott this spoilt kid

Him and his brother have no manners!

It's not just about them, it's their useless papa, Mr Adeleke himself, who's to blame.

A small boy going round making babies everywhere, having unprotected sex with any two-bit ho he can lay his ninja turtle hands on, brags about wealth even the papa doesn't have, insults his own fans, and the worthless Pa Adeleke cannot call him to order.

That's bad parental optics right there.

Davido's kind of antics are what's killing Justin Bieber's career.

Tortoise-headed mofo.

She needs a dicck

No wonder this bank is failing.

What was your friend doing out by 2am?

Synord:
Your familiar... Does your mummy sell second hand lace clothes

Right next to your mummy's crayfish stall.

Wish they didn't miss...

...even though it was staged.

last35:
Enough of ds already... Till we start screaming Efe! Efe!! from dream before you know it's enough

Thank you.

A Nigerian musician talking about the beauty of africa is talking in a weird accent that's part british, part canadian, and part american.

The irony.

Southern christians are out in full force against this man simply because he's a northern muslim.

If some young punk from the south had built a rickety wooden cart, or repurposed existing drones to craft an ugly, barely functional clone, they'd be celebrating IPOD 'ingenuity'.

Envious fools.

By the way, Bob boniface is the actual designer of the Volt. Jelani's name is nowhere in the Volt's wiki page.

What gives? Is this another Emegwali?

Who records videos in portrait?

Lexusgs430:
I never said it was. But it gives you that security to swing into action. A car with a tracker & another vehicle without a tracker, which is mostly likely to get tracked, in the event of a theft ?

look, he complained about his car being stolen.

You asked if he had a tracker installed.

I then wonder if he had a tracker installed, why would he come here and....

....you know what?

Never mind.

PatrickOkunima:
Like the name implies, it serves a lot of purposes: With the aid of a tripod stand, it can be mounted on helicopters, vehicles/ It can also be used to support infantry soldiers.

But whether on tripod or a technical..it's still a machine gun that shoots bullets, right?

When will the media circus end?

It was just a game show that's over.

It's not like they cured cancer or something.

Probably committed suicide.

three:
This right here is No. 1 on the "How To Bungle Financial Reportage for Dummies"

Who will believe you tomorrow?

The day I stopped taking saharareporters seriously was the day they started running ads on their website!!!

Does Wikileaks run ads on their site? NO
'Activist' running ads on website like omojuwa and co so when the 'reporting' is 'Hot and Juicy' and site gets many views they get more money?!!!

Is that not Conflict of Interest!

Activist that runs ads on website, is that one an activist?!!!

Saharareporters is a newspaper. They're in the business of making money giving access to news.

PatrickOkunima:
G3 is not a machine gun. They meant to say MG 3 (A kind of GPMG, General Purpose Machine Gun)

I always wonder when they say "general purpose machine gun".

I mean, what other purpose can a machine gun have besides, well, firing bullets?

Keneking:
Ok would they serve Holy Communion and wine there?

Do you unfunny people think things through before you make what you think are jokes?

Your list is incomplete:

12. A set of crutches
13. One wheel chair
14. A small racoon.
15. A balding medical practitioner.
16. A red polyester umbrella
17. One dozen eggs

Lexusgs430:
Nah my motor loss ? My milks are very well protected. Comprehensive and tracked ....... Talk about double barrel protection, not protection of oil, blood or lamb ...........

If you think car trackers are foolproof then you're naive.

Lexusgs430:
What a question that deserves a deep thinking answer. If a vehicle is so precious to its owner, protect it to the maximum. Tracker + Fully Comprehensive.
Is it too much for the vehicle owner to install ?

You're crying over spilled milk.

I'm more interested in the revelation that Adamu Muazu owns the building.

Sultty:
how could u be so mean Be sympathetic

Dont mind the gaping arsehole.