₦airaland Forum

fhelihx:
Triplets??...

we serve a miracle working God..

Pigs give birth to ten piglets. Dogs born dozens. Cats lay a litter.

What's so special about triplets?

uzoclinton:
Because he was able to predict it

He made a general statement that many would give birth to twins and triplets.

How's that a prophesy?

What the hell is "i claim this blessing for myself"?

Such fools.

Explorers:
People wait outside a financial district building to return to their offices after a power outage Friday, April 21, 2017, in San Francisco.

Financial workers dressed in casuals.

Yet in naija yeye execs demand people wear suits even in stifling heat due to some archaic way of thinking.

DavidoArsenal:
Lol wait, the adverts are why you're angry? The Camons are not useless abeg, enough with the lies. Name the better quality phones at that price?

Go away you broke lapdog.

She's going to the wrong church.

Apostate Suleiman's cult group will be more to her taste.

Who knows, she might even get a mansion and a yacht.

Yes he has.

The greatest miracle is convincing billions of people that he exists.

She ain't self made.

She's PDP made.

Dear kogi women,

This is dino fighting for your rights.

drss2:
wat do u expect from illitrates obssesed with power they ruled nijeriya for close to 40 years, yet they have nothing to show for it except under development, illitracy n bloodshed. they hate Igbos yet won't let Igbos secede fromd zoo. wat madness is dat
therein lies d problem of nijeriya - d north. base on dis article, north should be d ones ruling nijeriya like a monachy . they will soon get their arewa republic n rule it forever.

If they're really illiterates how come they're smart enough to rule for 40 years and counting, while all you literate ones do is whine?

Why can't your literacy snatch power in a democracy? Why can't your literacy make biafra happen? Why can't your literacy free the south from crime, disease, immorality and corruption? Is it literacy that prevents your governors from developing your people?

Christians ought to be worshiping judas.

Jesus got cold feet and, having had a taste of Mary Magdalene, suddenly didn't wanna die. He even got his followers to sell their garments and buy arms, and he was beseeching his 'father' to reconsider the prolicide as he wanted to cling to life a bit.

Judas did christians a solid by betraying the cowardly jesus and niggah got crucifixed or something.

Without judas, jesus woulda fled or gone into hiding.

So, you quivering mass of deluded halfwits owe judas your salvation.

Go Judas!

DjAndroid:
and that is what you voted him in for?

Even if all he did at the end of his term is jail kanu....mission accomplished.

vincent10:
When last did you see him? Not a Photoshop picture.

Friday

hungryboy:
The only thing we are waiting for ,
Is when Baba Buhari will suspend himself from Aso Rock and the presidency

Keep waiting.

Being jobless, you've all the time in the world.

Just don't be this guy....

Bit it wasn't just ManU fans who died.

ManU is being clever by half with their empathies.

emeijeh:
If only cable tv was affordable for all in naija.
If only there was constant power in the country.


If
If
If

It's not for lack of those that soccer fans troop to these ramshackle structures, it's for the combative and also communal atmosphere.

Even with cable and constant light they'd still go.

Just like they prefer going to the stadium than watching on tv.

You mean her belly held all five at once?

dee02:
Smh..... Bloody rogues!!!!!

He's not a rogue if his deluded cult members give willingly.

The OP asked ladies...

Males are busy answering.

gays.

adorablepepple:
The camera is of good quality and the photographer knows how to edit

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Lols keep ya eyes on that 25m.

Once it's gone, back to the gutters for yer.

And all those convoys will run into puddles drenching you by the roadside.

eternalcity:
Another TV station that will employ accented people with no professionalism at all in journalism just looks and voice.

Fake accents too

stonemasonn:
You can't blame CAN. Babachir and Ayo Oke are both Christians involved in scandals, but ask yourselves what about The chief of staff mr Abba Kyari?

No one found 13 billion in Abba Kyari's apartment yet.

Celcius:
They represent something bigger than a political party.

Yeah.

A mass movement of deluded idiots.

D4Daymoo:
Don't spit yet biko. All these wey you mention now, the needs, at what price?

There are better quality phones at that price.

Also it's not just the price, it's the loud, boisterous pretentiousness of Tecno when they try to make everyone believe they're the best thing on the planet.

Remember the teasers about the Phantoms?

And the useless Camons?

Yep. That's why i hate 'em.

Infinix and Gionee and even iTel are not as showy and braggy.

Afamed:
Perhaps he doesn't know much of his figures of speech.

Quite.

D4Daymoo:
oga, are you sure about this? hehe!

I spit on Tecno.

They just ripping people off. Same bland designs, same underwhelming features, poor build quality, massive bezels, stupid OS skins....

The list goes on.

And 16mp FFC is just overkill. Makes little difference. We need better OIS, bigger sensors, quality lens, and great image processing software, not packing in more megapixels for selfies.

Mynd44:
Tecno devices.

Useless and inferior. Use for 3 months and find somewhere to dump them cos that's how long they last for and you can start chasing the new one they launch

I wouldn't even take it if you give me one free.

Anything but Tecno.

uzoclinton:
Buhari is finally creating Jobs. *pun intended

Er....there's no pun in your statement.

Perhaps you mean sarcasm?

Ok.

If y'all won't say it, i will:

Implants.

soberdrunk:
How will Nigerian youths be inspired to strive for excellence when someone that went into a show to promote social vices is treated like a king and the student that graduated with "First class" is rewarded with #250 naira......

Simple.

Efe made the wiser choice while the idiot first class graduate has nothing to eat but his irrelevant certificate.

Success is not dependent on class of degree.