₦airaland Forum

Mogidi:
Bros you're asking the wrong person but am certain your zombie dad would be able to provide you an accurate answer.

Considering the man passed away just over 48 hours ago i dont think it's time for him to turn yet.

RIP dad.

Again?!

How many more times would this kind of info be shoved down our throats?

That tribunal that sacked Wike needs to kick out nairaland's mods

Mogidi:
You're not worth my fart.

Do zombies fart?

Youngtony:
Am not in supported any masses party, but i think APC will killed nigeria.... how come state and have high votes during presidential election....Something is wrong somewhere... from day one i know APC don't have anything to offer.. Let take a look what going to happen in Oyo state...2maro mayb apc election will be uphold. even the earthworm Know they are bad...

Jesu.

What a fuccking retardd.

Flets:
Nigeria has finally gone to the dogs.

Nigeria has been at the dogs ever since a certain shoeless gentleman lucked his way into power. Now we're snatching it back by silencing the dogs.

By the way, karma is a damn b1tch. Remember when the DSS invaded the APC office? Rwmember when the DSS claimed APC was boko haram? Remember how one Mbu harrassed a sitting governor? Remember when the armed forces refused to let some governors enter ekiti? Remember how the.GEJ government grounded the plane of Amaechi? Remember how the GEJ government chased Nyako out of nigeria?

Welcome to impunity rebound.

babasanti:
Rather than unify the country, buhari is dividing the country more

Look at this little motherfuccker here.

You arseholes said the zoo must fall, nigeria must divide, biafra must come. If so, buhari is doing right by you. Why wail?

Mogidi:
[s][/s]

Ah.

There you are.

Another PDP living dead.

Beremx:
thanks for the comic relief. you need to see the way i am laughing so hard here.
hahahahahahaha!

Well, they're kinda acting like zombies, y'know.

Beremx:
your picture funny die! permission to save it.

Granted, royalty-free.

TonyeBarcanista:
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This insufferable idi0t is at it again with his long winded epistles that only his zombie horde care about, thus he has to bray for them to come give him likes just to fuel his otherwise tattered ego.

Dude, face it. You're done. PDP is done, Wike is done. Lament all you want and write your eulogy for the dying PDP all you want, it wont change the fact that APC is in power. No ijaw or igbo bastard will ever smell aso rock again.

i also find it curious that in your neck of the woods, your only heroes are touts, thugs, drunks, violent criminals and gangsters. Is that the best the SS/SE can do?

Meanwhile, the zombies are marching forth to buzz around the alpha zombie's rants like flies on sh1t.

M4gunners:
Everything is going APC way is this good for our democracy? Please just ask yourself this question, then you will rethink before shouting change.

C H A N G E !!

Now, go and die.

drss:
Iliitracy north.
Poverty north.
Polio n Vvf north.
Backwardness north.
Stone age way of life north.
Almajirinism north.
Dependence on govt north.
Begging north.
Family unplanning north.
Terrorism north.
Free oil money is wat dem northerners want, nothing else. A.b.o.k.i will alway be A.b.o.k.i

Prostituti0n south
Kidnapping south
Baby factory south
Fake goods south
Armed robbery south
Scammers south
Yahoo boys south
Vandals south
Oil bunkerers south
Militants south
Rape south
Teen pregnancy south
Human trafficking south
Burglars south
Adultery south
Car snatching south
Alcoholism south
Cocaine south
Thugs for hire south
Assassins south
Brigands south
Loiterers south
Rituals south
Cultism south
Juju south
Pull him downism south
Broken families south
Late marriages to overused women south
False prophets south
Racketeering pastors south


No wonder the north is full of yeebos and their dirty cousins from the swamps of the delta trying to eke out a living.

Starships4u:
my brother I understand ur pain, but we south south, south east have no room for APC.... That's the truth

It's the other way around. We don't have room for you, thus the eternal wailment and begging for positions and biafra.

bettercreature:
No i dont think so,just think about the BAIL OUT FUNDs for states and nearly stable ELECTRICITY,no more fuel SCARCITY and NNPC reform,you will realise this government is really working

You're completely confused. A while ago you claimed you didn't see any change.

Pick a tune and stick with it.

NOBLEDANDY:
Do anyone notice the northern States??

There are no worse crooks than our governors. It's shameful.

But something else bothers me: With an average of 23b a month, and the federal allocation one wonders why lagos isnt better than it is.

Dear Nigeria,

PLEASE GIVE THEM THEIR BIAFRA BEFORE THEY POISON US TO DEATH.

Thank you.

dainformant:
Immediate past Governor of Rivers state and ministerial nominee -Rotimi Amaechi

Op, please be informed that the immediate past governor of Rivers state is one Nyesom Wike.

ABEngine:
I believe we are yet to see the big picture behind the Rivers, Akwa Ibom & Bayeslsa power tussles, if Lagos didn't permit influence of PDP at the center, they had their reasons. I am not a partisan to any political party, but I do wish to state that Rivers state cannot be handed over the APC, even the dead knows this.

Irrespective of what your stand is about my comment, I would like to insist that as a citizen I suggest the current government should shift focus to developing other mineral resources, repatriate loots of its cronies in the past and rebuild industries in other states (Solid minerals are currently monopolised by known families) and decentralising power.

What I think PMB must have forgotten is that having INEC at his beck and call can't suffice to reelection in the current day awareness.

As for Rivers state, those people are not foolish, they will certainly pick any other party over APC. Remember the incumbent was an APC stalwart even before the elections.

The tribunal didn't ask INEC to automatically declare Dakuku as governor. It merely said that it was satisfied with the position of the petitioners and that the respondents failed to debunk the evidence.

All the tribunal did was annul the election and call for a rerun, which Wike or PDP will most likely win. How does that concern PMB or equates to handing over to APC?

If anything Wike ought to thank the tribunal for offering him the opportunity to lift the shadows of illegitimacy his election is subdued with.

MizMyColi:
I for type in Fulani before?

Careful.

You're skating on thin ice here.

Leave us out of your schizophrenia.

FreeGlobe:
You are an idiot. Don't you know what is typographical errors. and let me tell you for the umpteenth time, no one is afraid of the dullard from daura

Actually.....you're wrong you inebriated imp.

Your Niger Delta warlords, who assaulted our eardrums with war songs were GEJ to fall, have been cowed and are now skulking in their swamps like the cowardly, mindless goons they are. Your GEJ has been named and shamed, and yet the skies have not fallen.

Your bastard igbos have been screaming biafra for over 50 years....still nothing.

You said GEJ must win or else...we sent the drunkard packing. nothing happened.

You said buhari would never smell aso rock...he's farting in it. Nothing happened.

You said Wike would never be removed...he was. Nothing is happening.

You said Buhari must appoint your people or else....he didnt. Nothing happened.

The only thing you can ever say that would ever be truthful is that your dirty mouth smells.

So you little mindless puppies can go on collectively wanking each other in consolation....makes no difference to one glaring fact:

BUHARI IS PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

So go on braying like the donkey you obviously are, you and your zombie posse of dejected, rejected, dilapidated has-beens tenaciously hanging on to a burning political platform destined to plunge in the abyss. Your white noise is just a tiny insignificant blip on the radar of PMB.

Opinedecandid:
You wrote this article,
https://www.nairaland.com/539456/street-car-named-nigeria-revisited

and u said this about about Buhari:

"adventurer from the north full of socialist compassion for the passengers took over the driver's seat at gun point and proceeded to drive full speed in first gear, the car screaming on full acceleration but going at a snail's pace. Apparently to this gap-toothed gentle officer hitting the pedal to the metal was a faster way to go top speed rather than changing gears. He almost blindly drove over a cliff until fate sent a Minna Gun Man along to save (if that's your point of view) the helpless passengers."

You have one problem,

Slavery Mentality.
Deal with that, and you will be free.
As for today, I can feel your hunger and it is only one meal that can satisfy you, the best meal the wise serve to the fools, SILENCE!

I would rather serve you that.

Motherfuccker I'm Fulani. I'm no slave to no one.

Man if you've to go back in time to dig up a parable just to fortify your mindlessness, then you're reaching.

That thing you quoted above was a reference to Buhari's first outing as dictator. It was to highlight how he had the right ideas but the wrong method of execution.

Even now i'm not fully 100% in support of some of his apparent policies, but until we've a cabinet in place and a policy roadmap is out, i'm in no objective position to pass final judgment on his present career.

As for you, you fucckwad, i quoted you to remind you that your persistent scorched earth threat over your grease you call oil has no place in this rapidly advancing clime of change. Electric cars like the Tesla Model S and X can go about 300 miles (480km for you imperialists) on a single charge, more with hypermiling, and battery technology is set to grow at a pace of 5% per annum. Solar is getting powerful and more efficient inverters, fuel cell technology is appearing on Toyota cars....the entire developed world is going green and putting the fossil back in Fossil Fuels, yet you're here ranting about hydrocarbonic sludge.

The western world cares not for your oil, and neither do we. We're trying to revive agriculture and its derivatives just to stay away from oil.

in about 20 years or less much of the world would use about 60% less hydrocarbons and more of renewable energy. You fools are therefore welcome to keep your oyel. I hope you drown in that oily crap and choke on your green house gases.

Opinedecandid:
Ofcourse Wike is still in charge.
No controversy.
It is high time Niger Deltans rise up to resist that Almajiri and their Chief-slave (wuruba) party.

We are all witnesses to how sectional they are in appointments, even their Chief Servants complain bitterly about it, too.

Their entire body language is a pointer to their greed, selfishness and dictatorship.

We are witnesses to the deceits, the lies, the suppression, victimisation, all of that.

Some of their boot lickers even come here to say that Wike will be arrested by EFCC so he won't take part in the rerun election.

I dare to ask, the same way Goodluck Jonathan ensured that Buhari was arrested or tried for 'certificatelessness'?

Had Buhari been arrested in the build up to the 2015 Presidential election, the whole world would have risen to condemn it!

The same way the Almajiris would have reacted had that been done, is the same way we will react should they dare lay their hands on Wike.
Infact, Rivers will be too hot for them to govern;
Niger Delta will be too hot for further oil exploration.

Even international community would rise to tell them NO.

Why do they really want to have a one party state?
Are they in desperate search for an avenue to nosedive completely into totalitarianism?

They can't continue to kill the hen that lays the golden egg and walk away freely.

Let them seize to plough and plunder our God-given resources to develop their land while we wriggle in want and our lands, yes our earth that produces the black oil is left depleted, undeveloped, abandoned and in chaos.

#regionalismIsTheWayOutOfThisQuagmire

The proverbial golden egg is near worthless at the International market and daily falling lower.

In fact, oil prices are sinking so low it's as if the sludge is going back to the ground from whence it came.

The international community has never supported you dolts and never will. There's still no one out there braying for biafra and Niger delta besides your disapora drug dealer cousins and some mindless flat heads here in naija.

The world is moving away from fossil fuel, you unwashed savages are still swimming in it like a Dilbertian nation of Elbonians.

APC does not give a hoot about your swampy Rivers or niger delta. Wike killed and maimed to get where he was and thus must perforce be removed. Unlike you barbaric arseholes the rest of the country doesn't use violence amd thuggery to achieve their ends.

You maggots dont scare anyone with your saber rattling. Your ethnic warlords have been cowed and silenced despite the endless threat of doom and gloom should your drunkard messiah GEJ fall. Your useless cousins the igbos screamed hell and damnation...it's been 55 years or so now and we're still hearing biafra is coming.

Wike is going down and there isnt anything you tribe of ugly dirty pygmies can do about it.

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Chief zombie calling for his braindead army because he can never stand alone to face the living.

You should be ashamed of yourself Mr Serial Loser.

SeverusSnape:
This is my face, because I know Wike will still win again, I said it last night, that the tribunal should even order for a fresh election, This time their defeat will be more humiliating.


https://webdesignfm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/laughing-boy.jpg

I actually gave you a like.

Not because you made sense, but because your obstinacy in endlessly following the dark, dusty road of self delusion even in the face of endless blunders, defeat and humiliation is remarkable.

You're either a zealot PDP adherent, or you're simply just a blockhead.

TonyeBarcanista:
A sad one for democracy! But we shall mobilise and meet APC at the poll.

The tribunal judgement was predetermined

Well, Mr Fake Oracle, where's your famous 'analysis' now?

Where is your posturing and grandstanding?

Where's your mindless army of arse lickers always trigger happy to give you undeserved likes for every drivel you mercilessly subject us to?

Today you're exposed as a fraud, a false prophet, a charlatan, a powerless shaman, a visionless soothsayer.

Today commonsense has triumphed over zombie-ism and buffoonery.

Amaechi the Lion has claimed once again a hapless victim. You're thus condemned to eternal painment.

I'd love to see the face of severussnape right now.

Pdp is hopeless.

If amaechi is not fit to be a minister because of petitions on a case of corruption, why then is saraki fit to be senate president and supported by the pdp since he too has an existing corruption case in court?

deebsman1:
It could truly be customs jet or a jet from the presidential fleet but what is of concern to me is the clamors all over the internet some months ago about reduction in number of aircrafts in the presidential fleet during GEJ's govt and inception of the present administration, why has the clamor reduced.....seems there r so many perennial problem in the Nigeria society that anything the populace decide to clamor against don't last long before another one will rise and hence forgotten the immediate last one and no reasonable conclusion being reached. It still don't make any sense for a nation that does not have a national carrier to be having more than 10 aircrafts in its presidential fleet.#that's the change we voted for.

The government is about to become a government. The cabinet is still being screened for pete's sake. There's more important problems than ageing jets.

Irony of Nollywood, where male actors post pics of their families, while the female actors post trashy pics of skin, pouts and nose rings.

Dottore:
I got this on my profile by mistake:

"I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet."

Can someone help me get rid of it. The thought makes me feel sick. Save my Soul

It's the red pill.

It'll open your eyes to the truth.

Rejecting it is the same as swallowing the blue pill, which takes you back to the Matrix believing what you want to believe, including that god has a son (he doesn't)

opiaoku:


best performing logo launcher

anu mpama

abokii na abokii

no suprised

just like i won't be suprised if i see Buhari sipping burukutu in public

At least you wont see him being koboko'd in public like a certain eze was in akure.

himkers:
midget-rufai

short man with no brains

He's got more brains in his early morning sh1t than your entire lineage combined.