₦airaland Forum

Tonyebarcanista,

I dont always agree with your opinions, and even though im not sure your analysis here is sufficient, i do agree with you that this excuse is lame and shameful. It betrays either a sloppy mind, or a devious one. Either option is bad news.

If a governor cannot question such bogus and outrageous expenses and even approves it, one wonders what sort of shenanigans would fly under his nose as a minister.

The court of public opinion, however, is not unknown to render selective judgment.

The Niger Delta people and their cousins the dreaded igboes claim to be sophisticated, literate, advanced and educated, but at every significant turn of events their savage nature springs forth. In that region, the icons of society are always crooks and militants.

If anyone can steal your so-called oyel money right in your own backyard, buy houses abroad, send his kids there, live large in Nigeria while you all wallow in squalor, and then celebrate such a person in life and mourn him in death then i guess your Niger Delta deserves to be a decrepit slum.

Such a shame that every base character with a penchant for violence, thuggery, theft, deceit and dishonesty makes for a hero in the SS/SE.

Alams, I dont care if you stole every kobo from your people. But i do care that you dented Nigeria's image. For that, rest in a thousand pieces at the bosom of satan in the fiery depths of hell.

alentyno:
Am I free to 'Quote you anywhere?'

hahahaha!

Not impressed.

Your friend is a liar

http://m.lovethispic.com/image/29660/watermelon-bear

Kulas:
Dullard government that have achieved nothing since 5 months of his administration.

This is just like saying, "dullard woman that couldnt give birth in 5 months".

What meaningful, long term development can be achieved in 5 months? New refineries? new power plants? new airports/sea ports? new investments in other sectors? New railways? You cant even build a world class stadium in 5 months! Otherwise we'd cut presidential terms from 4 years to 10 months.

obum88:
APshiit is like a proverbial human butcher who hates to have a knife go behind his back.

Are you implying there are some butchers who LOVE to be stabbed with a knife from behind? Doesnt your brain protest when you're typing such silly comments?

obum88:
Now hating opposition.

Are you supposed to love those who oppose you? Aren't you suppose to oppose them back? Or does the opposition love PMB? Another silly remark.

obum88:
They should know that PMB must not be everyone's
Messiah

Even the real messiah jesus was not everyone's messiah. Ask the jews. Someone's messiah is another one's impostor. Or, one man's meat has always been another man's poison.

OZAOEKPE:
"Hypocrisy is when you support your own
criminals(amaechi, atiku, tinubu etc), and when
I support my own criminals(mimiko, saraki etc)
you begin to condemn me. Is amaechi different
from mimiko? We are not ready for change at
all in this country". Quote me anywhere

We've already seen this the first 1000 times you posted it. Spamming every thread with this stale and asinine hogwash will not make it any legible.

Quote me any damn where.

What the author is advocating for is godfatherism, which has always been the bane of our politics.

The votes from the southwest is almost evenly split between PDP and APC, with the margin less than 500k for APC. The Tinubu stronghold didnt overwhelmingly vote for APC, so why should Tinubu get both SP and Speaker HoR?

Tinubu ia just being greedy, initially wanting to be VP and then the puppeteer behind the scenes.

We voted for buhari, not Tinubu. We Say no to godfatherism.

Dude, move the fucck on!

What do you want, a parade with full 21 gun salute for your Ma? We've condoled and said RIP already.

Are you craving for sympathy?

Our troops everyday watch their friends die, they themselves get injured and still go back to the front without us knowing who they're. Those are people deserving our pity and the chance to be drama queens.

The day I lost my daughter, i reported to work 24 hours later.

You've resigned; we've accepted.

Move on and let us be, while we shop around for your replacement. You are not the best thing to happen to our national team,so get over your self and stay away from your social networking apps.

These are important times to worry about football; Ministers are to be sworn in next week, oil is still crashing, the terrorist Boko Haram is still rampaging, economic terrorists (militants) are surfacing, workers are still not paid, Diezani was arrested, igboes are still wailing.

They all hide behind small corner shops selling expired drugs, fake spare parts, tainted palm oil, used hair attachments etc just to fool the gullible into thinking that's their legitimate business, not knowing it's all a front while at night they bring out the guns to rob, the c0ndoms to swallow hard drugs, the dollars to launder.

They run home every christmas to spray money like kings and build palatial homes from the proceeds of crime, they then recruit young drones in the name of apprenticeship and bring them over to their criminal base.

They support GEJ because he looked the other way to allow their criminal empires to flourish and thrive, and they hate Buhari because he's changing the game, tightening up customs, cops, EFCC, FIRS and so on, making crime harder.

All igboes are crooks.

Nyamiri doing their thing.

There isn't a single honest man from the South Yeast.

And yet they call northerners animals.

yutsuf:
went to shoprite few weeks ago and met a man.... it was like a movie to me
He told me to learn about user interface and user experience
please I wish to know more about programming but I've gat zero idea about wat this is..
please guys help

Programming is simply creating instructions in a very structured way (syntax) to have your computer perform some action. Just like a recipe is a series of instructions on how to cook a meal, so also is programming a set of instructions for telling your computer how to do what you wish. Everything you see and do on your computer in its powered state is governed by such programmed instructions.

To be able to create such instructions and program (or input) them into the computer, you must learn and use specific "programming languages" which speak the computer's language.

This languages include Java, C, C++, C#, VB.net, Python, Objective C, Swift, etc. They all have their specific idiosyncracies, but all can be used to accomplish similar things.

Programming in whatever language is very structured, logical, has rules, keywords, conventions, formats, best practices, and scope.

Programming can appear daunting, what with all those weird symbols, variables, hyphenation etc. But if you learn the basics, if you really ground yourself in one language, learning others would be easy.

But the first rule about learning how to program: develop a keen interest. Then be committed.

User Interface, or UI, are the various elements of interaction between man and machine. Things like icons, sliders, buttons, login fields, prompts, cursors, dialog boxes, search fields, drop downs, just about any item onscreen and the input paradigms that facilitate your interaction with a given software describes the User Interface. This field is usually the domain of DESIGNERS.

User Experience, or UX, describes the experience or utility of the UI and how it facilitates your enjoyment or efficiency in using the program. Thus, UI and UX are interrelated; good UI design makes the User Experience better, easier, intuitive, and enjoyable. Bad UI design, conversely, detracts from the software and can make a poor experience of using the software.

Examples of bad UI that lead to poor UX: clutter, excess ornamentation, bad color gradients, fuzzy or small text, poor DPI scaling, confusing navigation, etc.

Examples of good UI design principles that enhance UX: minimalism, muted gradients, clear button labels, hints, using tabs instead of deep-linking web pages, highlighting and front-centering key elements.

Google has some of the best UI on the web. On the Gmail page, all you see is the logo, the credentials fields, and some buttons. Their default search site has just the logo, the search box, and a couple of buttons.

Bad UI design include Jumia, almost all Nigerian Government websites, BBC, Nairaland etc.

Since we're on Nairaland let me highlight a few:

1. Same basic design since from 10 years ago when Seun was just starting. NL needs a visual makeover.
2. text formatting (BIU, emojis, superscripts and subscripts, etc) when composing still rely on html conventions, which is archaic and confusing.
3. Most of the interaction on NL is based on texts and quoting same, however replies are neither inline nor indented, making following a conversation tedious with the present quoting system that is time stamp-based rather than thread-based.
4. No way to block stalkers, trolls, and id1ots from needless mentions. No granular control on the content one wishes to see or block based on tags.
5. All the topics are mere hyper-links. Doesnt give a sense of context or content.

Mind you, everything I've mentioned above are my own words based on experience. You might need to research further online for more accurate info.

cheers.

She got bosom cancer due to GEJ squeezing those melons day and night.

Bastard igboes fathering more bastards.

Jim iyke
Mikel obi

And yet they question the morals of a man MARRYING an 18 year old who's legally an adult in any society.

Ser how these old fools waste our money. Two desktop computers on the same table for one man.

A Dell and an Apple iMac.

If he needs both windows and OS X why isnt the former bootcamped or virtualized on the latter?

He doesnt even look like he knows how to use either.

And I'm sure he has a government issued laptop and ipad.

His secretary too most definitely has another desktop.

Smh.

Firefire:
APC, a party of professional riggers.

Mr Fire, it's pdp that's caught rigging and being sent packing.

Or are you still in bed?

chukwudi44:
Chai!!! Brown roof republic loading!!! Omo oduduwa don vex!!!

princeuj2015:
Fayose, to me is a role model to the young generation I must say, he's got so much wisdom in him and every news about him these days is really a humbling experience to every one around him.

Im sorry, but im quite sure the good people of ekiti elected him to better their lives, not to engage in endless photostreams of their governor bulldozing his way into the media by buying corn, gala, kpomo, harassing latecomers, visiting geriatrics, etc.

Are these smokescreens for lack of developing his people?

Your primary focus should be your subscribers who gave you the money to reward this over hyped pair.

Millions of IDPs are daily being dehumanized in refugee camps, but rather than Glo to assist them which is even better PR, it's here pamperizing already pampered horse kicking twins.

A single brick placed in the engine comparment would prevent the plane from taking off and damage the engine, talkl more of 2 bricks and even flying some considerable distance.

Also, the article reads subjectively like the concluded opinion of the bling pastor's spokesman, very unprofessional and below the journalistic standards expected of a national daily.

Just like FFK, this old crook wants to force his way back into the spotlight and gain the sympathy of his sheep.

bloodkiIler:
Thunder fire your mama and papa there Hopless son of a rabid dog And a harlot mother
Otu nne i ebea
Nkita lacha gi anya ebea
Afo sagbuo nne i
Otolo gbagbuo nna i
Kitikpa gbagbuo nne i na nna i Useless nonentity
Ikpu nne i ebea.

Gerrout!

Immature little bastard.

From your tone and nonsensical posts one can tell you're nothing but a hungry, jobless little monkey. Better go find work, worthless scum of a punk.

Mtchew

bloodkiIler:
ecoterrors vindicated

cc

Beremx


Buhari is a bastard terrorist - Nasir Elrufai

body odor oozing bastard burukutu sipping monkey gworo chewing bastard kunu sipping gorilla

your signature:

"butchering people is like eating akara to me because killing is my culture and i can't just stop because i love shedding blood also i love forking ladies soooo hard grin am a bag full of trouble so steer clear from me
"

and the trash you wrote above betray you as a jobless, mindless, sick, twisted, demented, hopeless, fatherless, koboless piece of sh1t little boy let loose on the internet by the inattention of a half-blind, diabetic, cancer-ridden prost1tute of a mother.

Stup1d, silly, useless bastard of a small boy.

kendrick9:
overrated toolz

bless you

odinese:
But not all the time actually.

Check youtube for interviews without TPs. You'd find he's not so smooth a talker. He hesitates. Presidents always use prepeared speeches. The teleprompters are usually cleverly hidden

odinese:
All you see in Nigeria's national assembly are useless men and wimin putting on hats and big clothes....

Non can giv a speech without reading in papers...don't know what of these a**holes are there for btw...

I think y'all saw Obama in the un?

He said all his stuff without reading sh!7!
But Nigerian President is the opposite...

Nigeria ain't ready...
Nigeria is just a joke.

Western presidents read from a teleprompter cleverly hidden. when obama speaks without one, he stutters, hesitates and fumbles.

The 21 names released so far are so underwhelming.

After holding the nation hostage for almost 4 months, i'm disappointed to see the same old political patron system is wholly still in place.

Shame on Fashola, Fayemi, Ngige, Amaechi and the rest of the pack fro not shelving their ambitions for the sake of maintaining the veneer of "change".

They only fought to replace the old power barons with a whole other set that are nothing but a mirror image of the old guard.

I thought we're now in an era where the politicos would take a back seat and allow technocrats to administer the new government.

Even if they're competent and weren't named simply as a pay off for standing by Baba, the long wait is not justifiable.

APC keeps giving PDP enough ammo to sustain Metuh's rapid-fire mouth.

APC is too wrapped up in drama while tempus fugit

1. Drama of changing aso rock guards

2. Drama in NASS

3. Drama over NSA

4. Drama in CCB/CCT

5. Drama over "A Tale of Two Vice Presidents"

6. Drama in unveiling "Schindler's List"

7. Probable drama at screening

Countless other mini series about information, disinformation, and outright misinformation.


Baba needs to keep Tinubu, Atiku and OBJ at arms length, roll up his sleeves and get to work. Time is neither his nor Nigeria's ally.

buygala:
If this is true, are we even supposed to hear about it? .....Since when did military intelligence become a matter for Photoshoot and paparazzi?

These days I think all Boko haram need to do to keep up with Nigerian Military intelligence is to frequently read newspapers and log in to Nairaland

Even if the dude is suspected Boko as they said, whatever happened to leaving him free and putting him under surveillance in order to allow him lead the authorities to the bigger and more important Boko chairmen? ....

Nigerian intelligence authorities are always unreasonably eager to prematurely harvest their 'fish' ... Now that they have made this arrest public, The Boko kings will simply disconnect this compromised pawn and get another foot soldier to fill in the job vacancy

Evidently an impoverished Gala seller knows more than the trained and experienced intelligence services.

freshness2020:
He had no hand in GEJ's fall.. It was just a decision by Nigerians to give another party a chance. Right now the same nigerians are regretting because they have been scammed.

The whole north and most of the south west voted for PMB. The margin of success came from the north. Do you hear us complaining?

Even if baba went to sleep in aso rock, we wont complain.

Better a sleeper than a drunken incoherent, incompetent, immoral sheepish fool.

The only regret we have is not kicking the jonathans out sooner.

Typical nairaland frontpage!

5 stories about buhari

9 stories about saraki

2 stories about rivers tribunal

1 story about boko haram

8 stories about "celebs"

390 stories about igboes committing crime

TonyeBarcanista:
You can remove Khaki from a Dictator but you can NEVER stop the dictator from being a dictÄtor. Make no mistake, Buhari doesn't care about this country or our democracy, he's bent on restoring his dictatoral style in this country. Buhari and APC are threat to democracy!

We tried your Mr No-Shoes Humility. PhD, and he took took us to the brink of hell.

Is there greater impunity than:

1. the Ekitigate saga
2. The teargassing and humiliation of house of reps
3. The hounding of sanusi
4. The shielding of Abba Moro and Parradang
5. The raids on APC office
6. The sponsored impeachment of Nyako?
7. The DSS and police attacks on BBOG?
8. The murder of artisans in a derelict building in abuja by the DSS?
9. 16 greater than 19
10. Preventing elected governors from flying, or driving to ekiti?


You think we've so soon forgotten the drunken escapades of your benefactor, the crass impunity, lawlessness, shileding and promotion of corruption?

You think we're going to treat you bastards with kids gloves after ruining and bankrupting the country?

I think Baba is even being too mild. He should line up you fucckers and your sponsors and have you all shot with a rusty bullet. You didnt practice democracy and you sure as hell dont deserve its diplomacy.

Sai Baba!