₦airaland Forum

Chanchit:
I thought they said she's 20yrs, what is "barely have boobs" @5 yrs, or else dem dey give us football age.

Nah. Way more than 20. Back then i was 16, she should be like 15 or so. People can lie o!

I met this chick way back in 1995, we called her Nana back then. She was a friend of my cousin's during High School (Essence), together with Maryam Marwa and Safah Tahir. They barely had boobies then.

Time flies.

Laitesmart:
With all these english... I am still asking why ur name wasnt included in the list.. Another erroe maybe..

Even your "error" is an error

<< Kperogi mode activated >>

EasternLeopard:
God bless SE and SS for saying no to buhari

You said NO but the man still became president.

Maybe you should review your power of NO.

How the heck is this even remotely funny?

Who pays this man for this childish drivel?

This is neither inventive nor witty. Just mere statements of facts.

These drunken yellow goats are at it again.

For over 50 years we've been hearing about biafra, but we're yet to see it. Indeed Atlantis is more real than this figment of imagination nebulously swirling in some drugged minds.

And the only thing 'international' about biafra is the fact that biafrans are being caught daily overseas and hurled into foreign jails.


Shameless noisemaking cowards.

Firefire:
This story is to show how myopic, backward, lazy, unclassified, under-developed and clueless the DauraDullard.

1984 to date no rebranding, no new skill acquisition, not even attempt to find his missing O'level or re-sit the WAEC/NECO Exam.

We could not also see any meaningful contribution by BuuuHary to either his home town, his state (Kastina) or to the larger Nigeria society since 1984.

What a shame to modernization.

Mr Fire, i suggest you choose a better mode of firing, such as a sustained, single shot which is effective. Not this scattershot approach of firing every which way and hitting nothing. You're just wasting ammo.

Buhari has no business fixing the state motel being he was never a governor. Just becausw he was once a head of state does not confer upon him the obligation to run about fixing up every derelict in katsina.

What you propose is something we expect from shameless thieves such as your mentor GEJ. And worse, even your GEJ merely built an obscene mansion for himself and his corpulent, bucolic wife in rural otuoke, with the community still lacking water and electricity. This means it's even worse than daura. Have you seen pictures of that prehistoric bridge spanning that stream in otuoke? Shameful!

So you see, fire discipline is a good approach in combat.

You fail because you're just a sloppy PDP zombie mindlessly wadling along every thread and opening your rotten orifice to senselessly cascade meaningless words, as a zombie is known to do, having no brains to infuse coherence into his otherwise guttural grunts borne of a primal instinct rather than the least spark of common sense.

Fuccking gays

Baba had no choice, for there isn't a single honest man in igboe land.

Op correct the title to:

Biafran nabbed in Australia with $10m hard drug.

LieDetector:
This korede guy just dey like 1 gay wey live for my backyard. I hope say e no be am sha

Please dont say "gay for my backyard "

It paints a rather different picture from what you intend to say.

luche90:
Who told you he will complete his tenure. Who told you he will be alive by October, next year. Did Yaradua complete his tenure. Let me clear you on something, by 2017, you will not only have a new President, you will also have a new VP, and a new ruling party.

By january next year, your dirty father will die of kidney failure and another man will take over shagging your smelly mother.

gab264:
Buhari and APC led govnmt shall not
No peace.
The Zoo has started falling; D

I dont know who's the bigger fool: you, or the seven blockheads who gave you likes.

I keep saying it everyday.

coolitempa:
See how good neighbourliness is conducted.... ....checking the activities of miscreants in their midst.....unlike the flat.heads who will start protesting that they have a right to kidnap anyone..... ....God bless the Fulani people...

Amen!

This fulani man, who also detests the flat heads, wholeheartedly endorses your post.

One like for you.

Tosinayoko:
Where is your sense? Dont u know he is just being humble?

Gerrout!

Public service requires being a realist and a pragmatist, not some cosmic delusion of waiting for potluck and heavenly intervention. Last time we experimented with a certain "lucky" and "humble" man "chosen by god" for a messianic mission, we ended up near-death at the brink of hell.

We want hardworking, dedicated, head-screwed-on-right people, not humble men thinking they got here on luck alone.

His state has the highest allocation at almost 270 billion per year. That's very close to the 26b monthly.

2 trillion in 8 years should've made akwa ibom close to dubai. It's more than the entire GDP of some african nations.

His defense is funny. So because the money is captured in the budget means it can develop legs and waka comot.

You better claim to have diabetes and kidney problem o. Or you can also claim you didnt sign any checks too.

gwales:
Tinubu extolled Lawal’s qualities...alluding to the fact that his appointment was a reward for hard work and selfless service.

gwales:
SECRETARY to the Government of the Federation, SGF, Babachir said..."people say it is hard work and dedication. It is not true...”

They dont even seem to be on the same page.

So many little yuppies here making threats just because some lazy arsehole was caught.

I do pray you fools would finally put your money where your mouth is. Because finally we shall cleanse nigeria of your filth and corruption, o you region of criminals.

In as much as you brag you're armed and ready, so are we all.

It's high time you yellow bastards got hammered again.

Anyway, as usual it's all heat without fire. Talk talk arseholes.

OZAOEKPE:
This zoo is about to go down, millions will go down if Kalu goes down.

Haha look at this fool over here.

Another one caught.

All their shops are fronts for crime.

Curse you for soiling our image abroad.

This is how to be a role model.

Not like some people posting about cars, rented houses in US, bastard kids with white girls, posing with fake bag of dollars, or a lying female blogger with a questionable mansion in snake island.

TonyeBarcanista:
These APC Governors and Die..Die...

But I know that he was referring to 'come-and-chop' politicians.

Earlier today one of them was in my house in kaduna. He was a friwnd of the governor. He has not spoken to el rufai in 7 years, he openly canvassed for Yero and spoke at every soapbox against the governor. This afternoon he came in from Abuja talking about calling a mutual friend to intercede on his behalf with nasiru. He told me how things are bad for him, his car dealership business is nose diving, he's broke and blah blah. An hour on the phone begging someone, i heard a million "dan Allah....nagode" etc.

I dont much like el rufai, but i understand his anger. Still, his choice of words was outrageous.

If this house is Linda's bought with blogging money at the rate of N850m...then pigs would fly.

She's join the celeb leagues in lying through their teeth for the really gullible youth on the internet.

For her to spend almost a billion on this house, she must have nothing less than 4 billion in her account. If she's earning that much, Google would've have celebrated her as a top earner, as it does for Youtube top earners. Shucks, even the downright annoying PewDiePie got featured by Google and TV! And he apparently earned less than Linda wants us to believe!

i dont want to speculate on the house (rented? rich bf? sugar daddy? lies? ) but the fact remains she cant make billions blogging. Otherwise every single igboe would leave crime and take to blogging.

luche90:
The bast@rds who currently occupy Aso rock are just using this as a distraction away from the incessant bomb blasts being masterminded by the boko Haram. The Coward President is not ashamed of himself and his bitches he calls daughters, let him remember that December is almost upon us. If he doesn't destroy the boko haram, by then, he should get ready for the consequences. By the time, the brave ndigbo nation, is through with him, he will regret his existence on this earth.

I was actually reading this until i saw the bolded. Then i realized i was reading the uncoordinated and senseless ranting of a 120 kilogram baboon from the toxic zoo in the East.

You bastards can keep on wailing about Baba, but two facts remain:

1. Igboes would never reach the height PMB has reached. You people are condemned by the gods to remain irrelevant and a cancer to the world. No wonder una Eze got koboko'd in Akure.

2. Your useless father will forever feel guilt for spawning a hopeless, ugly, stup1d, m0ronic little criminal like you.

Igboe na useless bastard.

TonyeBarcanista:
Kaduna is blessed!!

Oh Yeaah!!

Keneking:
nonsense write-up.

- unbalanced and unfair criticism of the nomination of some of Nigeria's finest brains by the President.
- is the writer aware that Nigeria's balance sheet would be at its finest (despite low oil revenues) since independence at year-end.
- are they aware that he is fulfilling the constitutional requirement by appointing ministers across the federation?
- only technocrats can not drive the economy?

The author is one 'Alexis Akwagyiram'

The name says it all.

speedyGonzales:
well, I suppose it wasn't as well formulated as you though because several others responded to it as well. but good effort, nonetheless...

I'm not responsible for the limited range of some people's humor sensor

sunnyb0b0:
And Eze is equivalent of Igwe?

Sarki means king, Eze means king.

Well i dont really know about Eze. I always thought Eze was superior to Igwe. I apologize.

If Eze really means king in the same way Sarkin Fulani is allowed, then i believe the Yorubas should soften this stance. The Akure issue can be sorted out diplomatically. It's just a clash of cultures, shouldnt lead to xenophobia.

codedguy1:
This is a moral issue on Buhari concerning making Amaechi a minister with all these allegations against him.

Making Amaechi a minister is tantamount to GEJ pardoning Alamieyeseigha - a moral issue.


Anyone who criticized GEJ for pardoning Alams but is supporting Amaechi becoming a minister is a hypocrite.

Allegations remain allegations until proven in a court. This is the gist of Amaechi's letter: allegations do not prevent someone legally occupying office.

Alams was caught with millions of pounds undeclared, which broke the money laundering laws of the UK. Rather than go through trial to prove the case or otherwise, he jumped bail, as guilty people do. GEJ has no right to pardon a man convicted of crime in another country.

I'm not saying Amaechi is innocent, just that the onus is on the accusers to prove their case. He even challenged them to take their case to court, rather than the court of public opinion.

donsteady:
Let the northerners rescue him this time around.

There are more northern senators in the NASS. If you add those of the south west who are pro APC, easy coasting for Amaechi.

sunnyb0b0:
How about the Sarkin Hausawa and Sarkin Fulani?

Sarki is not equivalent of Emir, which is analogous to Oba or Eze. Sarki is a flexible term that can simply mean chief, or leader.