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lawra:
Your contact

Drop yours please

silibaba:
You dey whine me?

Aswear to God I don't know what is that

silibaba:
I just dey mix erujeje and monkey tail together, no highness. Beer na him worst pass, drink and urinate.

Those nylon na monkey tail.

What's monkey tail bro

lawra:
Available?

Yeah still available

Nasri100:
Some people smell it then feel bad for doing it

Are you one of'em

Uzoho is good right time,I don't know why he's not our first keeper,he proved himself yesterday,but ehh both Ghana and Nigeria disgraced themselves

Sticking my fingers into my asshole haha,and......... hahaha

Simran94:
Ghana and Nigeria have no business playing in the World Cup, useless teams.

Asweu, both teams lack quality, you get eyes sister abi brother loolz

enyi1:
There's a better way. Invite her over, both of you should cook delicious food, chill some drinks and after you bath and give her a thorough banging. Minimum of 4 rounds as your send forth before inviting the other lady. Propose to the other lady before her, serve the other lady the food and let her know the food won't reach her after banging her heavily and plead with her to give you guys the room to consummate your marriage proposal. Make sure it's already late and insist she leaves with empty stomach and no money and over used pvssay. Hide her phone so she would come back the next day to look for it, then you can still drug her and bang her roughly before throwing her out finally like a LovePeddler that she is

You are crazy,soo giving her good banging is revenge, Africans and their mentality

Coded081:
You're the number simp of all TIME

Him nah GOAT

Very funny,

The comrade said Base on Wetin she thief,the comrade nah legend

HUSTLER001:
Some of these scrap collectors can be very annoying.I remember the day I kept a spoilt sound system in front of my house and then one just came from nowhere and wanted to carry it.That one didn't even pain me. What pain me was the way he was forming right to own it since it has become scrap.All I just needed to do was to give him a warning eye. Nobody adviced him but himself and he did the needful,hissed and walked away.I.diot!

How's he annoying, you just looked down on him because he's a scrap collector, besides he's helping you

Chiefecho:
Hoodlums here are there

You just a gullible fellow, keep praying to virgin Maria dumb niqqaa

Chiefecho:
The fact you are an ignorant human being does not make you smart

Typing good English does not make you wise, gullible motherfuckeeer

Catholic and their mumu sef hahahah

Optimistic4life:
I'm trying hard to live a life free from sin and sexual immorality and I am doing pretty well but of recent, my hormones/body have been raging and I am finding it difficult to cope.

It's 18months I have been separated and there is no getting back together.

Were you ever in my situation, how did you overcome without involving in sex/masturbation?

I just need some words of encouragement.

Its really not easy and it has become some sort of distraction.

The reason I do not want to have a male friend is because of my fear for God.

How old are you please,

End time elephant hahaha

360command:
how much you spend and what year did you do it.. does it serve you 24hrs/7days?

Lolz, funny guy,is 24/7

Prayfortheworld:
E Dy carry your AC chairman

Sure 12 A.Cs

Obagofixxy:
The day wey you go chop weed and beans, you go understand life more....... When you Smoke weed it will last for 1-2 hours depending on the one wey u smoke, but you see those ones cooked , they can scatter future plans, around 2015 when my church was having a night vigil and I was part of the security then Omo I cooked this small small indomie with weed, me and my guys on duty ate it that night, some where even saying that this tin no go high till we finish eating it, Omo rain begin fall around 11/12 in the night, Na so I de under rain de control traffic, people de tell me comot from rain I told them the rain was not touching me that it was only my shoe that the rain was touching, and Na only my uniform I wear ohhhh without umbrella Omo those my guys own choke dem the next day the other one wear boxer enter church dey shout for pastor see my dick Dey lock my guy for room

Guy tell me the truth,did you cooked up this story,how you take know you deh control traffic for rain,but I'm really laughing here

Drdreyy:
Not all of them. Those are the fake ones amongst them. Unfortunately the fakes seems to be much, making it appear as if they all indulge in it.

All Dem famous pastors, priests,imams and the rest are fake don't be gullible,,,dibiadre

Lolz,I don't believe in all this shit,a girl weh go bang you within two days go bang you, you don't need to stress yourself op, which one is kino,,,I don't kino

DryMouth:
From the above you mentioned, i always pick only necessary ones. Women needs are unnecessary to me

That shit is really funny, when I met my German woman,she did same thing that I don't have to go to work that she'll provide everything for me,I swear I ain't playing with you,I was like WTF is not possible,I stood my ground still she be CCTV camera ontop my head, when a good Rich woman is Inlove with you ehh, she'll use money scatter you not to look other rich women, because she knows competitors will come hahaha that shit is funny just remembered now

anuofGod:
Yes, we do
For me, I'll never say it or make move, I'll only think of it and move on
#I can't jump into bed with a man I can't have a serious relationship with.
If I fantasize on a man, I can't ever start relationship with him coz it won't lead anywhere.

When I was working in Lagos, once I was in tricycle in opebi going to work in the morning.
I saw a guy standing by the roadside.
The guy is soooo fine, melanin cute guy, I stretched my neck out of Keke and was so carried away in the hold up ogling the guy o.
He noticed, he was surprised and he smiled.
I smiled and Keke kept going.
For days, I look at that spot every morning maybe I can see him.
And I asked myself why I didn't drop to collect number, he would have given me. #laughs
But I wouldn't have called him even if I did.

That means you archaic,

Carcholce:
Your breakfast is in the microwave.

Lolz,is warming up ma guye,op never see shuntin..... hahaha

Imagine ordinary ghana,

I don't have generators and never joined grid,,,,,I just carry pannels ehh full rooof,I no dey play, I really spent alot on that shit I swear

obaaderemi:
Nothing would have happened. David wasn't a wicked king. He only killed her husband because he was afraid of the scandal

We ain't talking about the scandal or the husband,the bitch gave in because of fear,at that time you dare not say no to a king

obaaderemi:
It's good. It gives a man a kind of pride to marry a virgin but don't be deceived. It's not foolproof. Men are stalkers and would still come after a young wife. Only God can help your marriage against adultery. Remember the case of Bathseba who David committed adultery with in the bible and later killed her husband. In those days she must have married as a virgin and her husband really trusted her. But she didn't say no to David when she should have said no. His charm and power were too much for her to resist.

And the man still lost his life. Never trust anyone, virgin or not. For it's all about the mind. If a woman is going to go wild, she will.

David was a king,she dares not say no to a king at that time bro

TheOldGods:
make I shock you small. I'm not bragging, but let me just show you something

The picture below is just a small screenshot of my contracts. Currently I charge 25$per hr, and I'm doing 3 contracts, as you can see I make 1000$ every week from the contract, if you look closely you will see a contract that has been running since nov19. That 1k every week, now the extra 3 contracts is also 1k a week, but you can only see 1 that I just started today which made it 4. I work anytime I like, I can do 40 hours in just 2 days, 20hrs per day etc. Now times 4k$ a week by 580. That's how much I just make in a week. Ask me to teach you a skill young man and stop this stupidity

Nice one, I'm glad you legit

Rubbish