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Patrioticbreed9:
Um.. I dont have strength for D.I.Y method as i dont have time.

How can i get pink lips? Please any recomended product? Like the one you have seeing working before. Thanks.

Sure there are natural ways, sugar and lemon,I saw it on YouTube and tried and it worked,my lips ain't black but when I applied that shitt,bra my lips is pink like Young rushain girl pussy,try it and thank me later

A for me,I like Dem slim,bur baby mama is c,damnesexy Kenyan American

Senomii:
If I dey lie I for talk say na me wey dey do am.......Boys wey dey like hush puppy still plenty wey dem neva catch, guy money dey where money dey

My mouth no fit talk again...money deh

Senomii:
Mtchewww, na idiots wey dey waste money ontop naija hookers, some of my guys dey import foreign babes, $8k for the weekend, fresh clean babes

Never heard This before, what do you mean import, you fucking liein niqqa,do you know what's 8k dolls?

Miracletech:
am just in ankpa doing nothing

What's ankpa...

Bro is ok, everything will be fine, where are you now

SSARS:
2017 I was in Atlanta, she loaned me $20k which she later told me not to bother paying back and she was a much more older lady

She's talking about 9ja girls

seanwilliam:
good on how you jumped from 2m to over 250m and back to the base you were deported in 3month .

Crazy guy, that's my worth even before my issue, everything was freezed,,,wtf you interrogating me, you ain't fbi ,,,I think I've given you the information you needed now,

seanwilliam:
how come you worth 500k$ when you had just 2m last year nov and you even got deported.. ? Pls interested

I've sorted myself out bro,,, you can dig for Africa just to burst me,,,but I'm cool, that 2 milli is only cash with me then, later God is really a miracle working God, I don japa again and everything recoverd

Ishilove:
He/she is obviously using his forefathers to catch cruise

Idiot,now you see that she's already banging,but you no reason with me, you just deh banter words with me, when elders are talking you melow down and listen to us, I've seen things bitch

Bro you senior me with 2 years and I worth close to 500k dolls,,,I dropped out of school at 23, through wuru wuru I found myself hereinAmericase,but life is not easyoooh,see ehh bro, lemme tell you something,use that your 2 mili,300k go get you sk Visa, just japa,,and hustle hard,I bet it before you clock 35 you go deh alright, find one mixed race marry or kpatakpata marry Asian you go see how happy you go be,no marry naija girl or you go be unhappy

Octobertwentysix:
You are a compound FOOL, it's people like you that lead small girls astray later you will open that your SMELLY FOUL mouth to shout olosho, I bet you are still living off your parents but will come to faceless forum to insult your elders OLUKU.

Go find solutions to your smelly pussy, you not my type of gurl, don't mention me again,I don't need your attention

Ishilove:
Even common English you can't write. It is only sex that full that your coconut head. Ori agbon

Who English epp,is not paying my bills,but I know you got the message

Ishilove:
You are a pervert. People like you is why the brother is afraid for his baby sis.

pussy must be bang,,,,shut the fuucck up, and don't mention who you don't know on this forum niqqa or bitch

Atimjessy:
I just signed up on nairaland today so I can just pour out my mind.
I have been coming to this site for almost a year now because this is where I get latest and trending news.
I live with my brother who cares about me a lot but he has been too strict with me. I FEEL CAGED! Can you imagine I don't have a Facebook account, I can't use WhatsApp, I don't even have a bank account. If someone wants to send me money, I usually use our neighbor's son account.
He monitors my calls and contact list.
I only use e-mail because he said I will be using it for future registrations.
I envy my friends a lot. I'm in my mid-teens.
I am just fed up.

But tell me the truth,are you having sex with the guy helping you out,I mean your neighbor son, the way I deh reason now, you go don bang day guy well we'll,,,

Hisbah21:
go and hustle and stop asking useless questions

Be calming down, everything no b go and Chase money,tidayna Sunday,we gats to Cruise, leave op alone abeg,op see ehh,dis your question gudoooh, I think is both gender ,

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
I remember the first time I fingered this lady that had 6 kids but whose toto was still tight, you need to see how she was just moaning and thrashing on the bed.

You go know say the thing enter her brain well well

If you know how to do your job in za oza room ladies will be coming back for a return match whether married or single

You said 6kids,my brother easy nah...so you deh bang widows,,, nawaoh,

Desusi:
Naira landers, kindly advise me on what to do.

l am over 60 years old, a widower. By the grace of God, l was blessed with three children of which two are graduates with good grades from reputable universities here in Nigeria, one is still undergraduate before the departure of my late wife some years back.

As a retired man with meager money, I decided to manage a little business which barely gives me much money. One of these my children, a professional, though not teacher, is currently residing with me doing teaching job in different places as part time, pending when he would get a much better job.

We are living in my personal house. l would single handedly pay electricity bills, lawnman, etc. My son would not want to help in any way, not even with pure water of #10 claiming that he is with his father.

Efforts to convince him to assist me is not yielding positive result, instead he would pick quarrels with me. His senior sister has married, while the junior brother is still in the school as dependant, what sort of counseling do you think he needs to change.

I am afraid even if this boy owns shop rite in future, he would not help either.

Oga calm down, your son is saving money to japa,I know dis 100%, he's not helping because he sees you're still strong and hard-working, just give him sometimes, you'll know he's really thinking about you

toujurs:
If you got her from this forum, bro delete that number asap. Or rather never let her know you own an apartment, if you want to sleep with her take her to an hotel.

Lolz, forget that thing bro,any girl you meet on This forum is cool headed,no responsible woman will have time to read news on online,na Facebook Dem Sabi,,, forget all Dem banters for This forum,I believe they're different other women, I've noticed it for sometimes now,runs babes no deh know Wetin deh sup base on intellectuals,na fkexin and make uoydem Sabi, reason nam...

Competence5050:
Oga she dey for Akwa Ibom... Busy body Michigan...

Bro be calming down...I want to be sure if she's really the one in the picture but I doubt that,she took that picture in the bathroom and that bathroom is kinda average bathroom here in the states, that means she stole the fuckkking pics from the internet

MadamVanessa:
Op, what right have you to go to my profile and download my picture to spill this nonsense here?


Even with my protruding stomach I am still proud of myself, men are still dying to lay on that my protruding stomach, but I don't give a damn about them.

No fool can bodyshame me.

Incase you need more pictures of mine, see them below. Rubbish.

You kinda sexy, I'm in Michigan

Modified:

You not the person on your dp,but I know you are a woman,are you in the US?

HenryDion:
"It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates

Unfortunately, not everyone has the luxury. But if you do, you're damn lucky.

If you lack self-confidence, struggle with body image, depression, fatigue, indiscipline, going to the gym will be the best decision of your life.

Your future self will thank you. And please, don't listen to lazy folks telling you that building your muscles look artificial.

Just like everything, maintain moderation...

You said what it is, lazy folks, some of have tried getting muscles but couldn't because is not easy and again they rather go to bars at nights after work than gym to drink their selfs to stupor,

Nice gesture, only gift your wife's not yeye gfs

jaynom009:
are u really Nigerian?

100%ma niqqa

I spend 50$ every day,plus my 3 months old puppy

about23001:
Well shaved...it's absurd to go down south on a lady and then start using toothpick after

You are very very mad ,I don laugh tire,I like you

Nnah ehh,I go try bang transgender one dayoooh,Dem too deh fine,but on one condition if there's pussy there,if not, I'm not doing, there's This one living in my neighborhood,omo This transgendered fine I no know say na trans when I packed in newly,she looks Mexican,,,na dat time niqqas tell me say na my fellow man b that oooh,I craze hahaha

Kobojunkie:
A person shrugs you off a first time, and you immediately conclude say she dey do you Shakara. All that means is you are not yourself interested in her either, so walk away. It is that simple!

However, when you go as far as to resort to blocking her, you reveal you have serious low self-confidence issues, a sign of emotional Immaturity and that is something you are should work on, not look for a club to join so you can wear a mask of some sort to further delude yourself.

Still you don't make sense, you talking trash....I cant have someone like as a friend, you reason like a goblin,

Kobojunkie:
1. Rubbish!

2. Are you saying that as a grown up, You would have decided to keep malice with her if she hadn't apologized when she did?

Your comments for here na rubbish, the op never said he's keeping malice,go through the story again idiot, the guy used to stare at the office but never talked to her,so the day he had the opportunity,she do shakara because she noticed the guy always stare, that's a true alpha male like me,if you don't give me attention I needed at that time or no reasonable excuse, I'll bounce....real guys don't chase women, you show them your intentions not chasing,

At least we go see his small gbola, maybe she didn't bang the girl well day year, The girl think say he's big down there

Someone up there says what concern tinubu with toilet