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A 52-year-old man, Andrea Mukwendi, from Doma, Zimbabwe has allegedly murdered his wife after claiming she locked his manhood with charms, thereby reducing his bedroom performance. Mukwendi, of Plot 14 in Mhangura was arraigned before Chinhoyi Magistrate Patience Chirimo and charged with murder.

The Prosecutor, Eugine Moyo told the court that “Mukwendi had a marital dispute with his wife over allegations that she had used ‘juju’ to lock his manhood to prevent him from engaging in extramarital affairs.”

According to the prosecutor, the suspect failed to come to terms with what transpired and struck his wife with an axe twice on the right ear whilst she was asleep. She died on the spot. Magistrate Chirimo, however, remanded the suspect in custody for trial next week.


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In another news, a 42 years old woman wants to be remembered for having the world's biggest hips.

Her hips will leave you speechless

check-it-out @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/07/i-want-to-be-remembered-for-having.html

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Forgive her ok, is a one time thing. You know is not easy to start eating one particular food for the rest of your life.

Is scary. But forgive her.

In another news, a 42 years old woman wants to be remembered for having the world's biggest hips.

Her hips will leave you speechless

check-it-out @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/07/i-want-to-be-remembered-for-having.html

For her biggest fans Bobbi-Jo Westley arranges 'crushing' sessions where she sits and squashes them with her "unique" body shape at home.

A 37-stone woman desperate to secure the record for having world's biggest hips has been warned she is a "ticking time bomb" and could die at any moment - but she simply doesn't care.

Indeed, married Bobbi-Jo Westley wants to 'to be remembered' for the feat.

She is now four inches off drawing level with the current record holder Mikel Ruffinelli - who has hips measuring 99 inches apart.

But despite being told by nutritionist to shed weight and ditch her attempt to have the world's biggest hips the 42-year-old insists she "wants to be remembered for something".

She said: "I understand that I'm putting myself at risk by trying to get the world's biggest hips.

"I am worried about my health sometimes because of my size - I know that it is not healthy.


"My doctor asked me if I had ever considered gastric bypass and I do have a fear of dying.


"But it's just something that I have to do and I take it one day at a time.


"I want to be remembered for something, and I think having the world's biggest hips is what I was meant to be remembered for."

Her supersized hips have already earned her a supersized following, with legions of fans from around the globe buying and trading her pictures online.

She even arranges 'crushing' sessions for her biggest fans, who pay to have Bobbi-Jo sit on them and squash them.


Bobbi, who lives in York, Pennsylvania with her husband, said: "My hips are what makes me unique. It's what makes me 'me'.
"

When I realised that there where men out there who like my shape, I was kind of surprised.


"I get all kinds of presents and messages from my fans, some of them ask 'will you marry me?' which is kind of hard because I'm already married."


However, not all the attention 5ft 2in Bobbi-Jo gets online is quite so flattering - but she shrugs off the negative comments from online trolls.


She said: "When I get people on social media who say I am fat, I really don't react to it. Because I am fat."


But while her curvaceous figure has become her livelihood, the 42-year-old's weight has had a punishing effect on her body, leaving her housebound under her doctor's orders.


Her immense size also stops her from doing a number of basic everyday activities - and she gets out of breath just walking across the room.


She said: "The last time I went to a doctor I weighed 542lbs.


"And having big hips is kind of difficult. When I go up or down stairs, or through doors, I have to turn sideways."


Bobbi-Jo attributes her massive weight gain to an underactive thyroid, a condition she was diagnosed with six years ago.


However, she was recently paid a home visit by nutritionist Nadia Sharifi, the owner of MyTrimLine Weight Loss and Wellness Centers, who was not convinced by Bobbi-Jo's explanation.

Source: https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/37-stone-womans-bid-to-10729943.amp

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Former presidential Aide and legal luminary Reuben Abati has penned another interesting piece regarding the most widely discussed phenomenon in Nigeria "Restructuring and Secession" as well as Nnamdi Kanu and Ipob agitation.

Read below....

The most discussed subject in Nigeria today is what is called “restructuring” and indeed so popular is this subject that it has attracted the attention of roadside commentators, the bright, the not-so-bright, the mischievous and the outrightly unintelligent all united by the singular claim that Nigeria belongs to all of us and we all have a right to determine its future. The last person who brought up this subject with me is a mechanic in Abeokuta! He had heard about Biafra, the Arewa youths, the President’s absence, Professor Osinbajo, Nnamdi Kanu, what Igbo leaders, Northern leaders and Yoruba leaders have said about restructuring and he wanted a conversation. That’s how democracy works, not so? The inclusiveness is actually very good for us…

But the point I have always made stands proven: that Nigeria remains an unanswered question, more than a century after the amalgamation of 1914. Before and after independence, virtually every government has had to deal with this same question, viz, the national question. Brought together in an unwieldy, unequal and uneven union by the British, Nigeria’s about 400 ethnic nationalities have been unable to transform into one nation, one union, a community of people and communities driven by a common purpose – to create a united, progressive nation, under the umbrella of patriotism and the common good.

We have fought each other since 1950 to date, we did not even all agree on independence, and since that happened, we have been at each other’s throats. We ended up fighting a civil war, and from all indications we are at this moment, seemingly preparing for another one. The laziest excuse is that the British caused all our problems, but more than 50 years after independence it should be clear enough that we are the source of our collective agony.

Other countries who were at the same level with us in 1960 have since moved on and developed into better nations despite their own internal contradictions. Nigerian leaders have perpetually lived in denial. Every step forward has resulted in our country taking two steps backwards. A combination of the big-man-syndrome, the too-know syndrome, the us-before-others-mentality, ethnic politics, sectarian politics, greed, cronyism and a terrible leadership recruitment process has turned our process of nationhood into an unending struggle. Today, fewer Nigerians believe in the idea of Nigeria.

In 1977/78, the Constituent Assembly whose deliberations resulted in the 1979 Constitution almost ended with fisticuffs. The 2005 National Political Reforms Conference did not fare better either, as the Niger Delta conferees staged a walk-out and the politics of Third Term or no Third Term sabotaged the entire process. In 2014, the outcomes of yet another National Conference could not be followed through because a succeeding administration declared it would not even look at the report. At every stage when it looks as if this country is faced with an opportunity to address the national question, certain interest groups erect the roadblocks of denial and wishful thinking. No country can live perpetually in denial. This is the message of former Yugoslavia and the Soviet Union and their disintegration. As for the military, they merely worsened Nigerian politics.

Fifty years after the outbreak of the civil war, we now have a man called Nnamdi Kanu. He may well end up as Nigeria’s nemesis. He is the most frightening product of our many years and acts of denial and he may well throw the country into a nightmare worse than Boko Haram, if care is not taken. He started out as the leader of a group called the Indigenous People of Biafra and as director of Radio Biafra. He and those who bought into his rhetoric of secession and the renewal of the Biafra dream organized protests across the world, and they looked, from afar, like a group of disgruntled Nigerians in diaspora. In the foreign lands where most of the members lived, they looked like persons over-enjoying the freedom of speech from a safe distance. They didn’t appear to have the force of MASSOB, which is locally based and seemingly more malleable. The renewed struggle for Biafra that Kanu and his crowd talked about could have been nothing more than an internet and television revolution. But everything went wrong the moment Nnamdi Kanu chose to visit home and he was arrested, detained and taken through a court trial.

Whoever ordered Nnamdi Kanu’s arrest and prosecution did this country a bad turn. Kanu is a character that could have been better ignored. His trial and travails have turned him into a hero and a living martyr among Igbos. And the young man so far, understands the game. Since he was released on bail, he has been taunting the Nigerian state and government. Daily, he dares those who granted him bail and he laughs at the conditions they gave him. He associates with more than 10 persons. He moves about Igboland freely, like a spirit. He addresses rallies and grants interviews. He has been busy issuing statements. On May 30, he ordered a shut-down of the entire South Eastern region and that order was obeyed not only in the South East but also in parts of the South-South, and Abuja.

Nnamdi Kanu who probably barely struggled to survive as a black man in Europe, has been turned by the Nigerian Government into a credible apostle of a resurgent Biafran revolution. The other day when he held a meeting in Umuahia, over 5,000 persons trooped to his compound. Kanu is a master of symbolism. He is exploiting the Jewish symbol: to signal to the world that Igbos are being persecuted. He visits symbolic sites of the civil war to prick the injured part of the Igbo consciousness and mobilise the people. His pre-eminence is a comment on the quality of the state and its strategic intelligence system. If he succeeds with his threats, we should know those to blame. A few days ago, someone on social media further compared him to Jesus Christ and described him as the true saviour. Every revolutionary in history graduates from ordinariness to being messianic, propelled by opiumized endorsement.

Nnamdi Kanu is certainly capable of doing more damage to the system than the MASSOB, OPC, and such other groups, and should he push things further, he could ignite a crisis worse than Boko Haram. My gut feeling is that some people in certain places are beginning to realize this and that is why Nnamdi Kanu out of detention appears untouchable; it is the reason he is able to dare the state, and ridicule his bail conditions. The lesson here is obvious enough: the brazen use of force and intimidation to deal with certain situations could create really bad unintended consequences.

The Federal Government under Acting President Yemi Osinbajo has been holding meetings with key stakeholders within the Federation. The consultations are in order, but the Acting President is yet to talk to the right people. He is talking to people who carry their international passports in their pockets because they don’t know what tomorrow promises in Nigeria. He is consulting persons whose family members are mostly one-leg-in-one-leg-out Nigerians; many of them in fact have dual nationality. Nigeria is their trading post, the place where they make the money they and their children spend in Dubai, UK and wherever.

The people the Federal Government should be talking to are the angry Igbo youths who now kneel down to greet Nnamdi Kanu and call him their god, the Arewa youths who have told the Igbos to get out of Nigeria and get away, and who have called the Yoruba names while further insisting that they are not afraid of the Nigerian government arresting them. The people to talk to are the leaders of the various other groups who are taking sides. Leaders of the Middle Belt and the South South are holding talks; some Yorubas are planning to hold theirs this week in Ibadan. Draw the map of the emerging rhetoric in Nigeria today; what you have is a divided country. The scenario is so painfully reminiscent of the early 60s. Every Nigerian leader since the civil war has boasted that he would not preside over the dismemberment of Nigeria. Some of those leaders have suddenly started saying restructuring is the answer, how nice – the same restructuring they never wanted and that they didn’t want as at 2015.

Crisis management is an important part of nation-building. We have failed to manage most of the crises that have befallen our nation, on a sustainable basis, and that is why every proverbial snake that is killed suddenly resurrects. It is the reason we have produced a country where the population of the aggrieved appears to be growing daily. It is the reason Nnamdi Kanu and his followers have become the fish-bone in the throat of government. As things stand, there is no stronger voice in Igboland today than that of Nnamdi Kanu. The Igbo elites and the self-styled political leaders of the East know that Kanu is more influential than all of them put together. How many among them can command a willing crowd of 5, 000 to their doorsteps? The politicians hire crowds, but the crowds go to Kanu and obey him.

With the kind of influence he wields, Kanu is in a position to dictate the political future of the South East. The same political leaders who posed for photographs at the Aso Villa will go to him at night and beg him to support their candidates if future elections hold in that region. They will condemn Kanu during the day, but lick his boots at night.

The ancillary challenge however, is the worsening trend of ethnic polarisation – with regards to the control of power at the centre. I describe this as the conflict between the na-my-brother-dey-there syndrome and the no-be-my-brother reactive tendency. It used to be the case in this country up till the time President Olusegun Obasanjo left in 2007, that whoever held power in Abuja was openly and strongly supported by other Nigerians, regardless of ethnicity or religion. Obasanjo got more support from outside Yorubaland, and probably felt more reassured by persons from outside his own ethnic group and religion.

With the death of President Yar’Adua in office, ethnicity, a long-standing threat to Nigerian unity became more potent. The Boko Haram, with its base in the Northern part of the country gave the succeeding Jonathan administration hell. With the emergence of President Muhammadu Buhari in 2015, the same Boko Haram suddenly became tame. Curiously, the militants of the South East and the South South, who had been significantly quiet during the Jonathan years, also became more vocal and calls for secession became more strident the moment their kinsman and in-law left office. By the same token, the conflict between pastoralists and farmers, an old problem, became worse, with the former asserting themselves more arrogantly for no reason other than that they are sure of better protection under a central government controlled by the North. Our point: Nigeria’s stability should not be so dependent on the whims and caprices of ethnic gladiators. No Nigerian President should be at the mercy of ethnic or religious politics, now or in the future.

The debate about restructuring and renegotiations is therefore useful and most relevant. It is indeed urgent if we must take the wind out of the sail of the secessionists and nihilists. Those who have always blocked or hijacked the people’s conference must by now realize that we are close to “the point of no return” on a review and rephrasing of the Nigerian question, in order to make every Nigerian feel a part of the Nigerian project. The alternative in all possible shapes appears ominous.


more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/07/the-nnamdi-kanu-phenomenon-by-reuben.html

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NIGERIA NEED TO BREAK UP

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Igbos Will Suffer If They Eventually Get Biafra – APC’s National Treasurer, Moghalu

National Treasurer of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Chief George Moghalu has told Igbos to forget the agitation for secession of Biafra. Moghalu stated that the Igbos would stand to lose the most if it became a reality

He however called on them to embrace the call for the restructuring of Nigeria. Speaking at an Anambra Consensus Forum in Awka, Moghalu argued that 50% of the property in Abuja and Lagos were owned by the Igbo, wondering where the secessionists would be accommodated in view of the few states that made up Igboland.

He also said the decision of the Niger Delta states to distance themselves from the Biafra project, makes it worse. He also added that he was worried that most of those fighting for Biafra, were also demanding for Igbo presidency in 2023.

“You can’t be talking about Igbo presidency in 2023 and at the same time talking about Biafran secession,” he said

more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/07/igbos-will-suffer-if-they-eventually.html

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This is indeed a great news for Nigeria as a state and in all ramification. The Chief of Army Staff, Lt.-Gen. Tukur Buratai, on Monday, said 700 Boko Haram insurgents around the fringes of Sambisa Forest in Borno surrendered to troops.

NAN reports that Buratai disclosed this during a Photo/Arts Exhibition which was part of activities to mark the week-long Nigerian Army Day Celebration (NADCEL). The army chief said “a short while ago, I received the good news that about 700 Boko Haram terrorists within the fringes of Sambisa Forest have surrendered.

“Some others are in the process to surrender, This is a clear indication that the Boko Haram war is clearly being won. “The situation is being awaited; more details will come from the Theatre Command in Maiduguri later in the day.

“I will like to congratulate not only our gallant troops, but indeed the Nigerian Navy and Air Force who are also operating in the North-East. “I congratulate Nigerians as well because I know what we went through during the

Boko Haram insurgency and definitely, it will be a great sigh of relief as these terrorists are finally capitulating.” Providing details shortly after the announcement, the Army Spokesman, Brig.-Gen. Sani Usman, said 70 of the surrendered terrorists were already being profiled. He explained that “preliminary investigation showed that among them were key commanders and influential members of the Boko Haram.

“One of whom matches suspect number 225 on Boko Haram terrorists most wanted list released by the Nigerian Army. “So far, the surrendered terrorists have been making useful statements and it is expected that many more will surrender,’’ Usman said.

In a remark earlier, Buratai said that the army had made “tremendous achievement’’ in the counter insurgency operations in the North-East. He described the exhibition as true way of capturing the facts on the ground just like motion pictures captured thousands of words.

“It is an effective way of allowing the populace to relate with the feeling of truth,” he said

Buratai said that documented history acted as bridge between the past and present for effective future planning.

“While we continue to fight for the unity of our country, while we continue to fight and defend territorial integrity, while we equally operate to maintain law and order in support of the civil authority, there is one very important aspect of the soldier’s life, and this is what we will be showing to you today.

“That is the artistic side of soldiering,’’ he said.

The Head of Civil Service of the Federation, Mrs Winifred Oyo-Ita, who was the special guest at the occasion, commended the army for the successes it had achieved so far in the war against insurgency. Oyo-Ita said that since its inception in 1863, the army had gone through a lot of transformation, making it much more professional, efficient and had recorded so many successes.

“It was a known fact that when history was not correctly preserved, the coming generations would only have half-baked truth or knowledge,’’ she said.

She added that the exhibition would enable Nigerians to know more about the army

more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/07/more-than-700-boko-haram-insurgents.html

Nollywood actress and Jenifer's Diary art, Funke Akindele has been rumored to have been pregnant for twin babies for almost a week now and her follow actresses and actors has even congratulated her but it is shocking that his husband JJC Skillz just admitted to Punch that his wife is not pregnant.

While speaking to Punch, the singer and music producer, JJC Skillz said on his Instagram post that sparked the Rumours was only but a declaration in faith as he tapped into a pregnancy prophecy by Nathaniel Bassey.

He said:

“To God be the glory it would come to pass. My post on Instagram about my wife having twins was a prophecy from Olowogbogboro. Nathaniel Bassey came online and he had the prophecy, so I just tapped into it. If you look at my tweet, you would see what I wrote, I said I heard this news where he gave a big testimony, he gathered people around to pray for my wife and he said that he had a vision that she would have twins and that he will be invited to the naming ceremony next year.

I received the good news and I pray it comes to pass. ” *Hmmm may we not deny our Blessings because of bad people….

Funke If you are indeed pregnant, I surround you with God’s protective arm..you shall be called Mother of Nations in Jesus name



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OrestesDante:
OP shebi it is this one in the picture?

Wey stand like say dem don comot two ribs from one side?

Crazy people everywhere.

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Controversial pastor/relationship expert, Lutterodt has been known for his controversial statements and his ingenuine ways of solving problems. This time, the popular radio and television relationship counsellor, Reverend George Lutterodt, is in the news again.

He has stated that prostitution is a decent profession and that many prostitutes will surely go to heaven. The controversial cleric made the statement while speaking on Atinka TV’s morning show, ‘Ghana Nie’ hosted by Ama Gyenfa Ofosu Darkwah.

According to him, our daily life activities will not take us to heaven rather, our last moment before we depart from this earth will determine whether we will go to heaven or not.

He added that there will be three surprises in heaven; the surprise to see yourself in heaven, the surprise to see someone you least expected to be in heaven and the surprise of not seeing someone you thought should have been there.

According to the controversial counsellor , he’s scared of prostitutes because ‘ they usually stand in the dark and one would never know the kind of spirit dwelling in them.’

more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/07/prostitution-is-noble-profession-many.html

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