₦airaland Forum

Matjekdar:
I'm not legally married to my wife . That's why my agent put single I guess

But you said up there " now you are married "...

Matjekdar:
Not planning to visit aunty .. presently I apply for South Africa visiting but waiting for my Visa to come out . Through I dont claim am married in my south African application.. just thinking how to go about it with my wiv and kids

You want to visit South Africa that is as hot as a bakery for Nigerians?

Juliearth:
The sad truth is that most of our lecturers are half-baked and not qualified to lecture, most of them plagiarise in wreckless abandon and those who don't use their UG notes to lecture... If the FG is to weed out these bad Eggs, I am sure a lot of vacancies would be created. Even if the FG pumps in all the resources needed to revamp our Universities, there won't be any change( except the fact that the lecturers will grow fatter, buy cars and houses...) because our lecturers don't have what it takes to compete/deliver like their counterparts in other countries.

True talk beauty.

tayebest:
E be like say this guy they enjoy for prison sef, his t-shirt is still very white oo!

I think he is still in cell, when going out is shirt is given to him by officers, when going back to the cell just boxers.

If na innocent citizen this nonsense police and SARS go dor use gun handle knack him head, but see them treating serial killer like the son of a governor.

This make me to remember a thief that was been rough handled by a police officer will in cell, the thief ask the policeman to calm down, that this life dey rotate one day he might employ the policeman to guide him. One hearing that all the police started descending on the idiot.

Naira Marley descendant...

M

Lecturers in this country are very selfish, they never want any student to be better than them, they see themselves are a demi god. Some of them are very dumb, there was a time a lecturer gave us a manual to read, I checked on the internet and i notice it was written by a final year student of another university, she copied it word for word. They don't stress themselves, they just wait to receive their pay check, how can you come to class twice in a whole semester?

I remember when i lecturer was having a lecture during my year one, he was seeing everyone as a novice, so he ask if anyone has a question, I ask him a very technical but easy question, till tomorrow student call that lecturers my time is up already i would have answer you question.

Who is we?

How will the citizens work when the leaders are not working?

Wetin consign pikin wey dor eat belleful with Kitchen? Na to cross leg with carry remote control watch TV till he sleep.

Our government ain't doing anything, it citizens are really trying really hard to survive the hardship, fatherless children finds it hard to survive on campus, because no sponsor, but some choose to go the extra mile and graduate. Only few will understand this.

Aurelius1:
Lol. For you to know all this you must be living in the same house with them. Honestly, it's only people who don't see the humour in your post that will want to rain insults..

I just tire for people when dey attack me.

I stop taking social media serious when i noticed majority of people there are living fake life, while some are there to intimidate fellow hustlers.

Some guys are very annoying they will manage to do small fraud and collect iTunes, next thing they will enter an eatery to eat fried rice like say na achievement begin post am online like those broke bitches(with same normal caption). Then when you see them in real life they don't have nothing.

I remember my guy that hustle and collect #15m he nor get sense look he background, he bought GlK of #14m just to boost is Ego, that same week the car get accident beyond repair while they were coming from club, he cried in his bed room for some days with those bitches consoling him.

When he hustler is broke, they will start posting motivational write up (up and down), But when them collect their caption will be like "balling is must", "work hard and ball harder". Imagine the broke mentality.


My kind of life i broke you nor go know, I get money excess you nor go know, what make me stand out from other young guys like me is just my confidence. No matter you get #50 million or #30billion oh, I respect myself and will never beg you.

Just stay lowkey and avoid too much nonsense friends around you.

Nor dey reason say you are not trying for yourself, everybody gat time, life is in stages, i remember when i dey squat from one house to another, my friend wan fvck him girl for night, i will be outside romancing mosquito, but i never give up or go into fraud, now all that is story, we will or get to our destination, nobody is born to be useless, with patience and smart work, you will look back and tell you kids the story.




#Peace

ndidibabe:
You are still very broke!!

why the thing pain you, do i know you? Why attacking me! I didn't call or mention you, but you just took it personal. Try and respect yourself and mind your business.


Peace.

Nephilim:
Nahh! I love boobs, especially the fair ones with hard pointed nipples I'm sure you do too!

me fair ones with very thick dark nipples.

Boobs is not just a body or a flesh to any confam man, Boobs is a way of life for us.

So stop calling it demon. Or are you gay?

Ategberoson:
your brain is obviously incapacitated to enjoy sanity hence your gibberish early in the morning


haba, even if you're dumb, can't you hide it from the public. you're lucky you're in a country they see false and fake info as normalcy, you could have been behind the bar in a sane country


like I said, your birth certificate should inspired you to sanity pls

Okay... Peace.

Offpoint:
You still call am.... lala I go arrest this guy o.

you know say lala na married man. He should be bathing baby now.

Offpoint:
Leave my name alone abeg

I didn't call your name o, the only name there is Nwaamaikpe, so stop trying to be offpoint and reason with me.

HBB1:
Your wife belongs to the kitchen and the oza room!

guy you wise die. Have a bless and lovely day.

Ategberoson:
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you need to be checking your birth certificate before typing your gibberish here

you need to check the message on your signature before you mention me next time. Check well if you made any sense at your age as you claim.

Blainz:
Your mumu na fresh one

Dem no get cook or househelp abi?

Old mumu, a real African man eats from his wife pot, not from housegirl, my wife's food is the only food i can eat not from a househelp. Nor call me mumu next time, we ain't mate anywhere even if you're older we still not mate. Peace man

Dukeolumidemans:
And their mom warned them not to marry outside from the other side but Peter would not hear. He started by buying her a lot of expensive gifts including that baby Range Rover Lola drives to her father's company at Obalande.
Their mother warned them that a strange woman will break their family and it did after he stubbornly married Lola. Now hatred has taken over...

you're the only real gee that know what's up.

This girl is suffering from too much of drugs and sex. She doesn't eat well also, she's just a depressed woman using drugs and sex to calm her worries.

She needs Pastor Wilson and Fatoyinbo spiritual cleansing.

I remember when i was very broke, I was thinking i was very ugly, although i'm very romantic both in words and attitude but i hardly get a girl.

But when i started making change, and i upgrade my dress sense always smelling nice. The way girls come around me i'm even sometimes get tired of it. I sometimes want to scare them away by telling them that i don't do relationship, I just want to fvck and make you happy, most of them are fine with my style cause i want disturb your present relationship, I sometimes get to meet their boyfriend after fvcking the girls, some of the boyfriends feel intimidated. I don't spend them, I spend only on the first fvck, the next time you want to fvck me i bill you, no time for free sex.


Moral lesson : Make money o, if you get money na woman go wan use style collect your contact by asking you question like are you on Facebook? Then as a sharp guy reply i don't do Facebook let me add you on WhatsApp. All this girls the moment you fvck them dey go begin feel special and start commenting on all you pictures on social media. (Diick madness)

This guy is too serious with life, supposing this man is is a Nigerian he will be a spare seller. The only good thing about him he know how to bang very well, Asin hardcore.

Just my perfect ass and height for a lady,

The guy above me is sick, do you think marriage is something you just rush into like a secondary school relationship? I know people that are having depression just in a common boy and girl relationship, and Wizkid is just 29 and still have the mindset of a boy, just let me enjoy is fame for now. Marriage can wait.

Fat kpekus

The bad thing about weed, it will make you happy and you will think you are always making sense, but in reality you are actually doing everything wrong and mad.

I remember the first time i ate a jollof rice prepared with weed while in school, I went to take my bath and while coming out of the bathroom, my mind said i shouldn't tie towel cause it was too heavy, and i actually came out of the bathroom naked, if you dey take weed you know how weed dey make you preek hard abi? Gosh, I became a laughing stock that period, but after seeing my preek three of my neighbors were dieing to fvck me, but to were lucky to have me.

Peter Wife is the cause of all the problem in the family, imagine Paul will visit Peter, Peter will tell his wife to go and boil Eba water for Paul to eat the Egusi soup that she cook, but she will refuse, complaining that she can't go and do Eba for a person she's older than, she can only do that for her husband but not Paul.

And she also stop Peter from smoking ganja with Paul and Jude, and you know ganja brings men together, she's just there to take Peter all to herself, and Peter himself is a woman wrapper. Peter always do the cooking in the household while she watches BBN.

I have nothing to say, but Nigeria is in a state of abject pelenigration, political fantasmagoya and social stupor.