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obiekunie2:
guy you are such an amateur!

you know absolutely nothing about fuking and satisfying a woman.

all this your shit talk is for broke boys like you that always believe you fuk girl with six pack and muscles!

SMALL BOY PLS LEARN THIS SECRET TODAY!

YOU FUK GIRLS WITH CASH NOT WITH MUSCLES!

WITH ALL THIS YOUR FLEX AND MUSCLES ALL SHE NEEDS IS A GOOD ALERT AND SHE WILL ORGASM LIKE NO TOMORROW!

A GIRL DOESN'T MIND IF U LAST FOR 2 SECONDS SO LONG AS HER ACCOUNT RECEIVES A GOOD SWEET ALERT!


THIS IS THE REASON WHY OLDER GUYS LIKE US STILL MESS YOUR RELATIONSHIP BY FUKING YOUR BABY LOVE ALWAYS WHILE U R IN THE GYM ACQUIRING MUSCLES!






YOUNG MAN GO HUSTLEOOOO! STOP WASTING YOUR TIME IN THE GYM BC YOU WANT TO IMPRESS A GIRL!

AS A MAN YOU CAN ONLY IMPRESS HER WITH HOW LOADED YOUR POCKET IS!

You're not making any sense man, broke guys are still servicing girls dating rich guys, forget your sermon, I know of many girls when their nigga get bar, but the enter ghetto with zinc houses just to collect preek, the thing is vice versa.

You're that is talking how rich are you?

Too much sex tutorials will only increase your sexual expectations.

Me, my fvck style is follow come since birth, I can't fvck you without you screaming my name, your father's name, crying. The sweetest part of it all is when she's intoxicated by your D1CK.

Sometimes i wonder how Adam take know say that hole dey sweet.

Where ever he is may god bless him and Eve.

solmusdesigns:




i still dont get what people gain going to strip clubs,. if you want to fvck olosho fvck olosho why seat while pussy is being dangled in front of you and you cant grab it


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It's fun man, that big ass, the succulent boobs, omg, it always make me feel good when i'm high. Their some you pay to suck your preek.

They can pass hate speech bill,, but are keeping mute to EndSars.

House my interview is next week. I need to know the following.

Should i go with my sponsor's account statement with mine or only my sponsor's?

All the documents i'm taking to there, should carry photocopies or original?

$ince 2007, Timaya is good i swear down.
MI or Ycee would have killed the beat. Reminds of Timaya ft MI - Life Anagaga.
Expecting a cover, the beat dope die. On repeat

Spanishmilf:

Modify your post
French u no gree, English u no gree

Haha haha... Wetin he wan modify again, when you dor already quote the post for everyone to see.

What is so special about their girls?


Are they virgins?

Can they cook all kinds of dishes?

Are their girls working class that receives nothing less than 250k salary?

Do they come with customize and normal pvssy?


Are they like vampires that never gets old?

Will their breast stand firm till old age?

Can they fvck different style?

Does this list applies to both literate and non illetrate?

The money is not that much, but who's is sponsoring the parties?


I nor blame the man, sometimes na wetin love dey do person.

The Devil have been using girls since i nor know, during my Year 2 in college, there was this sexy girl that i have been crushing on but i just wanna fvck her, she's just my perfect spec, I have tried to invite her over she's always tell me she will come, after all my preparation, she will disappoint me. On this very cold afternoon while i was in class, i was chatting with her very dirty, she ask me where i was, I told her, I'm at home. While the lecture was going on, the lecturer said there will be test today, immediately i saw her message that she's by my door and my door is locked, I don't even know how i left the classroom and took a drop, what i won't try on a normal day, I got home a fvck the hell out of her immediately i cum i remember the test. Thank god i still manage get C, my guys want cause me die.

Nj

This one na father and son o.

Yahoo money you nor dey easily spend am well.

Fake efcc go collect
SARS go collect
Police go collect
Babes go collect
Mechanic go collect from your car
Clubs go collect
Pick up go collect.


Las Las you nor go sleep for night, continues pressing.

Peruzzi should try and build is carrier before going to a gaddam relationship with Cee c that her main occupation is posting for the gram, she will use all the little money Peruzzi is making from weekend campus shows to buy costumes for her photoshoot. I pity Peruzzi vibes, someone who can not even afford a good graphics to design his album art and he's also owing his landlord 3months/electricity bill.

He wants to copy Davido, he doesn't know Cee c is the Kenya version of Chioma.

Samsonklin:
Na Cain o. At least Cain did it because he wanted favor from God Almighty. But this oga uzor did it for kpekus... Chai kpekus

True talk, Ova Uzoh too mumu, make them hold am abeg before he turn serial killer.

Gospelozy:
Visa Denied 8/11/2019.
I am still trying to get over it.
Consulate Office Abuja.
Appointment time : 8:00am

I arrived at the embassy 5:00am. I was the only one so I stayed with the Mopol.
Fast forward to some minutes pass 7. We started accreditation.
I was 1 to 13 people that were interviewed, was in a high spirit, smiling all through. Then I was called in, have forgotten the window number.
Vo: Elderly frowning white lady in her late 40s
Me: Good morning
Vo: ignored. Pass your passport. Where are you going to?
Me: **** conference
Vo: Have you traveled out before?
Me: No.
Vo: Sorry you are not eligible. Handing over my passport and blue paper
Me: I have something to say.
Vo: I don't wanna hear it. Next person.

My interview was approximately 4 seconds. It was like a shock as I felt like an infidel the way she asked me to leave, her treatment was so bad as if I was an outcast. She never looked at me. At least she should have allowed me to talk. Meanwhile she denied everyone she interviewed before me.

But I give God all the Glory at least I have experienced it.

This is the worst have seen so far. We buy a form just to be treated like rags. They should just indicate it that if you haven't travel before you shouldn't bother paying the visa fee. I'm really angry right now, mine is coming up soon and i have lost all the confidence i have manage to build for long with my virgin passport and no home ties.

IduNaOba:
Life is funny. For those turning against dbanj take it easy ọ. You no dey there. BTW why is this never between Igbo and Igbo?

What about Peter and Paulo?

Range63:
LOL SOLD!!

Congrats man. For that same prize? And how much you buy am? Just curious

Position her on a doggy style on top of a new mattress in a very cold temperature, then gently take of a sexy panties, wide the big ass open, then apply saliva on your fingers and use it to rub and lubricate the pvssy, I leave the rest to your imagination.

This babe is too yummy, if i have the papers of aso rock, I will sell aso rock just to fvck her big ass and her big toto

Weda you bend your waist anyhow post for picture, after one na still after one. I know wizkid was very drunk when he had sex with this girl, cause this girl is no were near fine. She doesn't even have a dress sense.


See as she resemble Naira Marley.

All this people will want you to know they are in Dubai, what kind of capture is this? "Wetin person nor go see for Dubai" were you pick pocket?

Ghg

No much big deal about it, just to wear bikini inside your car and go straight to the gas station to fill your tank, it will save you some dollars for that week. Nice motivation.

God should help the citizens of this country, after 4-5 years of schooling, you're trying to make decision on two jobs that is not even up to 30k (pocket money).

I feel some jobs is just to delay your life. Some people are very wicked, to me these are no job, they are work.

Dechymmytv:
as a matter of fact yes

no wonder you look so charming.

LesbianBoy:
What kind of pant are you wearing in ya profile picture madam!

Flower pant.

Dechymmytv:
land or scatter



I am definitely trying this bbnaija next year.. God... Quick cheap fame...

And i know nairalanders will support me

I will support you with you when you're there. You look so sweet and creamy. Were you born on a Sunday?

seanwilliam:
we're brothers

Hahhahaha... Nor be lie

When prophets go start to dey see sure draws X for boys, make boys use am dey get joy.

I see Napoli X
I see Bayern Munich X
I see Chelsea X

Avoid juventus this weekend.

Let us pray.

I don't know how some parents train their kids, I can't even lay my hands on my own blood, talkless of to carry dagger. Some people are just so unless, you kill your brother that y'all grew up together all because of a girl?
How will you be able to enjoy that girl now? You will be running from one play to another, the girl might leave that community to go and date someone else.

Between Uzoh and Cain i nor know who get sense pass.

AwkaetitiBabe:
But money is a morale booster. I don't think I've seen a timid rich man before

you're right, money boost morale. Anytime i imagine my account balance even though you're driving on a G wagon and i like you, I'm sure gonna approach you. But the moment i have nothing, even if you dey hawk pure water that confidence nor go dey again.

Nn

50cent King of trolling and beefing.

The three of them are mad, I swear.

I don't think any sane person can buy this inferior iPhone for 70k, just use it to fvck 1 unfortunate slay queen you've been crushing on.