₦airaland Forum

Today is tuesday, which of the tuesday did he go missing?

stevmatt15:
I called a Guy from Kogi State an Hausa man, and he was very pissed off.
I asked : Are you not a Northerner?
He answered : Don't in your life ever call me an Hausa man.
Please fellow Nairalanders, is he an Igbo or Yoruba man, then? Or should I just worsen the whole situation by calling him a Fulani man?
PS : KOGI STATE IS LOCATED IN THE NORTH CENTRAL NIGERIA (including BENUE, NIGER, KWARA, NASSARAWA and PLATEAU STATE)
If you are from these above States, please who are you?
QUESTION : Those who are indigenes of these above States, please, what should I call them next time I come across them?
HAUSAS, YORUBAS OR IGBOS?

Op, if you lack basic knowledge about your country what do you expect from citizens of other countries?

Op, something is not adding up in your lamentations, for one, students are supposed to be home with their parents in these times. Secondly, you didn't mention your school, where you reside and the state. If you are for real and really need help come out clearly.

Lol desperate times requires desperate measures.

The time a man wakes up is his morning...

Time for rep Kalu to visit his shrine..

Are we saying Nigerians are more informed than Garba Shehu?

Rilwanu Lukeman, very experienced and exposed but boy was he humble.... And who says hausa/fulani are not learned?

Good for them.. Ipob shouldn't chestbeat yet. there are hundreds of them still languishing in ph prison since 2015 get those out then you can brag all you want.

I thought it was, 'who price go pay'. Why dem no killam? If dat flier get level for him nest those marphite go regret o.. Say no to cultism, it's pay is death!!

Those of us who grew up in police barracks in the 80s and 90s knew nothing 'bout birthdays... We only go to ask momsy whenever there is an arguement over seniority with playmates: 'mummy, which day i born'? 'idiot, you dey 11 years' she would reply.' 'i know, i mean the date'? 'Check your report card dem write am there, no disturb me'..... Shout out to all kpakos who never gave a Bleep about birthdays...

Not just ladies, men bleached their skin as well.. I think it's a psychological thing bordering on lack of confidence, inferiority complex and childhood trauma... You could say, those who bleach are scum!!

OP, You lost it in trying to stretch semantics...

Do that fine boy meet niggars for creek.

nyzeo:
I am 33 and I come from a state from the south south. I met a girl in Lagos 4 years ago who is from the south east and we have been very good friends ever since then.

I have developed very strong affection for her over time and we started dating. We really love each other now and we have have finalized plans to get married anytime between this year and early next year.

The issues now is that my parents are insisting I marry from my state, somebody who speaks the same language. It has caused me to have issues with my mother because she is the orchestra of all this tribal bigotry.

Please lala and house memeber make una advice me abeg. I have found someone who truly complements my life I really sincerely love this lady. Thanks

OP, your folks might be seeing what you are not seeing. Remember easterners wants to break away. We go pursue all easterners, wife or not comot for our Niger Delta o. So find one anang or ibibio chick land..

Mariangeles:
Rivers state is bloody dangerous. Arguably the most dangerous state in Nigeria.

you are defaming my beautiful state.. I could sue you know...

Churchill6767:
Which school Mikel Obi go?

How much Mikel Obi get?

ModestGal:
Thanks darling, you can't understand how sweet TECH is for me, and how it can easily bring money on days one least expected. I won't advice you to relent ma, but for me, I will always regret it. Its been long I finished both Bsc and MSC, now I know I wasted my precious life during my Bsc days.

how can you say you wasted your life doing BSC? Is your mind running on one track? MONEY. Why not reflect on the experiences and knowledge you may have acquired? My friend, the fact that persons without a university degree made money doesn't ruled out the relevance of a university education! Talk more of passing out with a first class.... Money is locked up and education is the key to open it.

Muslim ladies are too hostile and aggressive especially to their husbands and inlaws. Are they passively revolting their stolen childhood and being denied what non muslim girls enjoys and A good education and being caged till they grow old? Probably...

Who is Jesus christ? Can i get your understanding of him and compare with what i learnt of him? I am getting interested..

The man is weak.

Achorladey, is Jesus Christ the same as the supreme God? therein lay my confusion about christianity.

There is something in older women that the younger ones cannot supply. Personally, i will marry a mature lady!!

JESUSisKING1:
The jihadists have been terrorizing all the outskirts of Asaba;Okpanam,Isele Azagba,Azagba Ogwashi at al , recently. But the governor is powerless since all the security apparatus in the state are headed by them.
Nigeria is the only country in the world that openly elected terrorist as ruler. God will surely save.

Meanwhile ,with all these strange happenings in the world ,it has clearly shown that we are in the very last of the last days. Let's us all confess our sins and come to JESUS with a heart of repentance so that after these asphyxiating experience in this world ,our souls might rest eternally...

I am shocked to know you are preaching jesus!!

Lamb101:
God said that anyone who wants to find him must first believe in his existence.
Secondly you must believe that he will reward you when you seek him wholeheartedly. Are you ready for this?

Owing to past experiences and encounters, i belief without a doubt that there is a supreme being. Accessing him is my worry.

@litigator, thanks a million i have downloaded two already.

Maximus69:
Hmmmmmmmm i'm not sure my friend!

But from all indication things are happening too fast now!

Did you know that some 9 months ago Jehovah's Witnesses studied a publication in our meetings that says
"WE ARE IN THE LAST OF THE LAST DAYS"!

Please contact the witness who gave you that book and plead with him to show you the magazine that Jehovah's Witnesses studied globally last year that talks about this last of the last days!

Just three months later Covid19 broke out and ever since Jehovah's Witnesses have begun preaching and teaching from house to house from 1919 till now, there has never been a time when we were told to stop visiting strangers!

For your information, we still visit our regular Bible Students, we only stopped knocking on the doors of strangers!

I have read a lot of your publications. You guys knows something and are hiding it..

Maximus69:
Well get in contact with him and ask for a free home Bible study.

The same person will arrange for one of our qualified and mature Christian brothers to start studying the Bible with you at your leisure!

That's the first book i read that made me one of Jehovah's Witnesses today, though it was a tough journey for me because i was a Muslim back from then, but thanks to Jehovah, Jesus and his Witnesses today i'm one of them!

There are so many sacred secrets you need to know, i'm sure you will learn everything as you humbe and avail yourself for Bible study with Jehovah's Witnesses!

Do you know that this house to house preaching and teaching work Jehovah's Witnesses are doing today began in 1919?

Do you know that last year marks 100 years of their global campaign for God's Kingdom?

What do you think about 1919 ~ 2019 and Covid19?

Well i hope to see you in Paradise!

Are you saying the end of the world is in sight?

litigator:
Let's take a walk with God together. Hope you like to read and listen to tapes.

i read widely and ravenuosly

Maximus69:
How did you get the picture?

Do you have a copy of the book "MANKIND SEARCH FOR GOD" with you?

yes, i do have a copy. A jehovah witness gave it to me.

illicit:
the very next time any proselytizer stop me on the street, they will get a hot slap for free

Thats not the most horrible they have done and are still doing...

On an expedition at sea, we were ambushed by the joint task force and i was shot at.... Only to find myself struggling with a man to let me pass through the gate, the annoying thing was that other people were passing through this gate! After threatening and hurling abuses on the man, i started crying and politely ask him why i was being blocked from going in, he said: 'some one has gone in with your name! So just go back'. The road back was long, vast and lonely but when i turned to go, woke up. i had been unconcious under the sea for 12 hours!!!