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Oludrex: 5th to comment

guy u dey vex oh.. Which record u wan break?

He's a baskardt

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snika: Nice writeup. This is frontpage material

wow tenks.. U'll make a good mod! U shld be a replacement for ogugua

Biodup: I use to live at num 9, amusu street about 15yrs ago. The street where the youngs doesn't respect the elders. My house was the best in the street, the front of the is use up till date for muslim prayer with small water well wish they claim it belong to the community. Amusu is the first place claim water where the land doesn't belong to them. The worriors in the area are ikudeleti,agana, omo boy younger brother to ikudeleti. The two factions that control the area are Agana faction and ikudeleti with many followers. Agana group in little calm coppare with ikudeleti which is pure thugs and touts. Amusu street is a biz all arround the clock, everyday is like christmax in amusu. I can't forget this fight that erupted btw akorede str and amusu str lives was wasted till date the two streets are ack enemies. The area grown touts and arm rubbers

guy dis ur grammatical blunderistic write no get part 2 oh!

Na wetin oyinbo dem dey call....ecstasy. Are u a learner...


Ikoyi prison experience, e no easy o ------»https://www.nairaland.com/1546700/experience-ikoyi-prison-inamtes-warders#20063194

SQURA: i have received countless number of pm's. and its getting tiring. i wonder how the girls who have stayed longer here manage with this nairaland men. please help me out. my email is getting tired

Wow! OP so as u worwor so u stil dey get PM's? Nawao! Which boys go dey waste time send worwor babes PMs sef!

Btw, add on bbm 283245D7 I like worwor gehs



PS: Read my experience in ikoyi jente and comment or else... A true life story https://www.nairaland.com/1546700/experience-ikoyi-prison-inamtes-warders#20063194

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#Teamkpoko

I have a long, straight, thick di'ck with a red cap



Ladies catch me if you can..

To be continued...

Una well done o! I saw a thread about Monalisa Chinda visiting kirikiri prison nahin I say make I open dis thread to share my own experience at prison.

Omo my own no be visiting o, my own I go collect apartment for there ni, in fact, I carry matrass come. No be small tin o, I just weed spot dey blow my joint while blasting Amaru Shakur thru my phone wit d earpiece attached to my ears. I was having fun not knowing say dem akelebe don buss up d place. Naso dem jejely come meet me for where I balance like chairman dey flex my igboh.. To cut the long stroy short, I was caught wit some couple of dudes str8 to d station. We slept there and the next day na str8 to court, I was like WTF's goin on!

We were charged with public disturbance, smoking in public, causing nuisance etc etc etc.. Like play, like play, we were place on bail of 40k no be small tin me wey be say I no get shimgba for my account and the worst part is that it happened on Friday there's no way our bail terms can met up cos it's already 4-5pm that day..

To cut the long story short, we all have to hit the prison before our bail is ready... Naso dem package us put for hummer jeep o, "zooooooom" before u could say Jack, we are at the prison gate. I say to myself "God, so na so pesin dey take enter jail?, why I even enter dat joint sef? Why I no kukuma dey my house jeje" I silently asked myself all dis questions with fear all thru my body..

Abeg no time, make yarn d main tin, ehen, while I was in the jail I saw things. The place is entirely a different world. All man for himself! The food na die! In the morning dem go bring beans wey be like sh'it, afternoon dem fit carry eba without soup come nothing concern dem na u know as u go take chop am. For night dem fit bring ordinary garri come.. Iyaf die!

Most inmates wey don tey there dem no dey even send prison food because na rubbish. Many get their self-made cooking stove.. There was a guy in there that use to produce dat particular stove for dem mostly. He make many of various sizes using tin cans of milk, bournvita, paints tins.. Mehn come c creativity inside jail. The guy dey make stove sell for prison

So there was dis warder who usually behave like a hunger dog to the extent that he even intimidate inmates, eat their specially prepared foods etc... So, that day an inmate was cooking a very good-looking beans when d warder entered d cell. As he perceived the good smell of wat's cooking he said "ah mmm, una dey enjoy oh, so una come dey chop beta for inside prison abi?" He said playfully to the guy who was busy cooking. "I must chop dis one oh wether u like am or not" he said again to d guy who act as if he didn't even c d warder. "I dey come make I go bring plate" d warder walks out of the room quickly to bring his plate. The whole room bust to laughter and curses were rained on the warder. Suddenly someone came up wit a bad idea, he told the guy cooking to fetch his own beans leave the reamining in the small which is till steaming on the little stove made of peak mill tin.

The dude cooking fetched his own as d other guy instructed and left the rest there. The guy got up and enters a small room which is inside the same cell. The small room is serving a the whole state's toilet.

NOTE: every room cell is a state on its own.

There a big paint rubber in the 'state's toilet' which served as the main sh'it container. It gets filled to the brim with mighty-heavy-duty sh'it before the day runs out.. President, governors, senators all emptied their sh'it bowels inside the miserable container..

Ok back on d matter. Dis guy came out of the state toilet wit a small plastic plate which he used to fetch some sh'it and emptied all the content in the remaining beans which is still steaming on the stove. He also brought a plastic containing red oil, he spread some oil on the sh'it and beans, added small maggi and salt then went back and to his normal position. Not quite long the warder cane whistling with his place and bread in hand. The idi0t wan come chaw free beans!

"Ah see dis criminal! So u don run chop am finish abi?" He asked. "No oh, e still remain na officer, I remain am well for you" he inmate said. "Wasere, no worry, God go answer ur prayers" warder said to inmate stupidly as he fetched the remaining beans and emptied all in his plate.

pinkshell: I hope d hungry warders won't share it among demselves.

She for cook am oo!
Nice shoes n welldone lisa!

Na true oh! Those warders hungry pass police aswear... Dis ya question go make me open one thread to share my crazy experience at ikoyi prison.

Rawdeal: Hmm...good for some of them...they deserve a break. Worst prison I've visited is Ikoyi...

aah ikoyi, na our zone be dat. Holla ward B, block 14

No easy to chop beans oh

RIP mr Mandela, life goes on! Let me roll a fat one and blaze in his honour.. Then arrange bread #150, beans #100, meat #50, kpomo #50, 2 pure waters and 1 benson.. It is well even inside coffin.

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Let them keep denying the fact till their ship finally sinks and the ogogoro fisherman drown in the deep blue sea.