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MizMyColi:
Esther, Queen Esther.

My Name is Esther

Your name is Esther, na him your nl username be"mizmycol" haa Esther_baby

dhammyg:
SO MAMA PEACE REALLY ATTENDED A UNIVERSITY THEN WHY IS HER ENGLISH IN A STATE OF COMA

Same thing I wanted To ask, why den can't she speak English even if it ain't fluent

All this is just plenty talk. Smoke all them confused cows and sheep. They are not Worth any seize fire deal after all they have done. NA end the termites once and for all

He was just using his lips to play with mine, can't kiss him na.. U sef know.

Tallesty1:
Women claim they are not confused

Yet they wear bikini in public.

Will even snap and post it online............

But will scream and cover their body with wrapper


If you accidentally see them wearing only bra and pants.

What's the diff??

Call it .REFLEX. (As a result of sin that started d idea of unclothedness)

Odilafta:
Last flight to Abuja

Unforgiveable

One night in Paris(not really sure it's the right name)

Lekki wives

Married but living single

Ije

The figurine

Private storm

Bitter blessing

Disclosure

Phone swap

Lekki wives is another cool wan.. Also shuga
U done try sha, don't watch much of nollywood like earlier said

RICHIEBOI1:
SEE Prophet T.B. Joshua Carrying Three Bags Of Rice On His Head (pic)

Wow! this man of God is truly an embodiment of humility.

1. What year was this taken?
2. What was the situation that warranted it?
3. Why are people around him not carrying anything?
4. Was if people around him weren't carrying nothing, can we say it was done for a photo shot?

I respect and appreciate the man of God's humility in d pic, but at the same time I also need the for questions above answered.
GM NLs.

OLAADEGBU:
At least they are witty enough not to worship and bow down to Mary's image.

Bow down or worship, MAKE SURE YOU MAKE HEAVEN... PUNY EARTHLINGS.

OLAADEGBU:
So you have now run out of bible references that you now resort to quoting from he qu'ran and the hadith. I also realised that the Qu'ran gives honour to Mary by naming a chapter after her. I don't think any other female was accorded that honour in the Qu'ran and I'm not sure you will find the word Mercy therein.

Hadith or bible, MAKE SURE YOU MAKE HEAVEN... PUNY EARTHLINGS.

nnatom:
it is so shameful of u still saying Catholics worship her after u have been told several time that Catholics don't worship her, sorry o is ur IQ dis low.

so if u are being told that God will allow his son to have the flesh and blood of a sinner u will agree. see where lack of knowledge is dragging u into. even Muslims knows that Mary was born without the touch of satan. shame on u.

Mention in Islamic scripture

The birth of Mary is narrated in the Quran
with references to her father, after whom
the chapter is named ('The Family of
Imran') as well as her mother. The wife of
Imran prayed to God to fulfil her desire [8]
and vowed, if her prayer was accepted,
that her child would be dedicated to the
service of God. She prayed for her child to
remain protected from Satan ( Shayṭān) and
Muslim tradition records a hadith , which
states that the only children born without
the "touch of Satan," were Mary and Jesus.

WORSHIP OR HONOUR, MAKE SURE YOU MAKE HEAVEN... PUNY EARTHLINGS.

eddyland:
What an offer from Airtel! Airtel has launched a new Airtel android data 1+1 offer that offers eligible SIMs whooping 4GB for 2K and 9GB for 3.5K both valid for 2 months.

This was coming at the hills of the just concluded Airtel BIS 1+1 offer. This time around Android users that have eligible SIM can now heave a sigh of relieve with this latest offer.

And the good thing is that all airtel data bundles can be used on any device of choice and not necessarily Android alone, including these latest offer.

http://highteknology..ro/2014/10/wow-airtel-launches-android-data-11.html

What qualifies a SIM to b eligible?

TONYE001:
MY FINDINGS AND CONCLUSION

1. The soup was thick and heavy. This may be due to the grated garden eggs, the ogba, and of course, the egusi...

2. The soup had a "seedy" appearance which was obviously due to the garden eggs used,

3. There was a unique, pleasing taste the garden eggs offered, it gave the egusi a different taste from the usual,

4. The overall taste of the soup was FANTASTIC! (as confirmed by my colleagues).


Conclusion: I may not be wrong if I call myself an Experimentalist. I love trying out new things...just for the fun of it.

My garden eggs, cabbage, and egusi soup stunt was a huge success. In fact, one of my colleagues had to eat it twice that evening!

I encourage fellow Nairalanders to give this a try at home, I'm sure you all would enjoy it.

Nairalanders, over to you... Your comments please...

Moderators, kindly help me push this to the Frontpage, please... Thanks, in advance..

Next batch shld further develop this project using the problems,conclusion nd limitations.
#vandeikya. nice.

NB: I guess next time the seeds from the egg shld b removed to avoid the seedlike view nd then dry fish can follow with kanda...

Lolz. At a point in time I was nicked "buns" they said I was fat and round. But now ↕...... Guess I became the "BOSS"

Tomis14: MTV Base Africa has released their 20 greatest Nigerian songs of all time.

Which song do you think is missing from the list?

Source:http://www.toniaodili.com/2014/10/mtv-africa-releases-names-of-9ja.html?m=0

I really think if we talk of ever green songs.. Then let's consider the artists na.
.. See Asa (jailer)
...Olirioko
... 2face African Queen
... Maintain (Yahoozee)
... Sasha (adara)
... Idris (jagajaga)

Etc.

Yeah light had greatly IMPROVED from low lights (like that of someone smoking in d dark) to some SIGNAL that only a stabilizer can detect... #irony

And guess what? What?
THE "LIGHT" IS CONSTANT.

Not really a nollywood fan but I think am getting impressed with their latest movies and ttitle. Some of which are:

Last flight to Abuja
October 1st(can't wait to see it)
Half Of The Yellow Sun
Lies Men Tell
On Bended knees. Etc... That's all your know sha.

You can also share those you know...
A happy Sallah Celebration to all NLs.

lepasharon: tear my bra

Actually it's "tear my bra if u can"
I was like wada fuckfuck

Ohh my bro..
Some like it fetish
Some like them dominated
Nd of course some love been abused...

If u know what I mean

Who gives a f&&k... Does he know we from d same place..?

redcliff: Some people dont even know the meaning of irreconcilable differences. Because folks uses the word when it comes to splitting relationships. Therefore every tom edo and harry uses the word.....repugnant

Hahahaha. She must have overheard Amber Rose say it on media..... Lolz

I thought she was educated?.. Or she didn't hear d old man's adage saying "don't imitate someone else / be urself"

joywendy: hahaha she must have been like na dream be this
you try oh i hail!

U needed to c gee looks...

Crixina: awwww!romantic!

Yeah it was about the most romantic thing ever done

Called her up in the morning nd asked her what she wished for nd she said "she wish she cld c me" NB:knowing fully well that I was in school (private for that matter). I immediately made a risky 7hrs trip nd with d help of my friend I made my way in at 12am... Long story short... She woke up around 1am nd saw me lying next to her... She stared for complete 45-50 mins in shock. In The morning she kept touching me to know if I was real....

gbenga4sure: pictures of my young apple plant.

C goat c apple...
C boys c apple
C neighbors c apple
Kai... Omo na free apple u just plant... Beta build some CIA level 13 security fence around it..

Kill d MoFo...
Dose punk ass familiar spirit

Khalessi: What about this one?

But did it actually work

I personally think there more to Ebola than just a killer virus. Asides all the listed symptoms of d virus I have spotted d most dangerous symptom ie THE DEFYING OF MEDICAL ADVICE TO CONTAIN ITSELF. That is d worst ssympto ever; Patrick Swayer exhibited it and now the nurse has also done that.....thus spreading it into Nigeria and now Enugu state..
If u ask me. I think the virus is trying to spread itself
Iuam, I Wld tell you this is more than a virus... Its a Plague.

God help us all.

Ibnsultan: Hmmmm. Allow the gentlemen to fufill their oat

in dis current situation of the country, that's cold coming from you.

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?WAKE UP NIGERIAN YOUTHS

Awolowo was (37), Akintola (36), Ahmadu Bello (36) Balewa (34) and Okotie-Eboh (27), Enahoro (27) led the struggle for independence after the death of Macaulay. Only Zik was 42 at the time.

In 1966, the first coup was led by: Kaduna Nzeogwu (29) and countered by Murtala
Mohammed (28), Theophilus Danjuma (28), Babangida (25), Nanven Garba (23), Sani
Abacha (23), Shehu Musa Yaradua (23), and brought into power Gowon (32), Ojukwu (33), Obasanjo (29), Buhari (24).

Most of the military administrators who governed the states under the successive military regimes, most of whom are governors now, were under 30 years. The brief democratic dispensation which interjected the military interregnums also saw
the House of Representatives in particular populated by majority of members under 30 years as well as some senators. Under 30s were also not in short supply with appointments, we have eg MT Mbu
who became foreign affairs minister at 23 and Pat Utomi who became a presidential
adviser at 27 and so on and so forth.
NOW:
Why is it that this age bracket is today still sleeping in 3 seater chairs in their parents’
homes?

Why is it that this age bracket is today still collecting pocket money from their parents?

Why is it that this age bracket is today still writing JAMB?

Why is it that this age bracket is today still sagging their trousers?

Why is it that this age bracket is today still searching for jobs, not yet married?

Why is it that this age bracket is today no longer qualified to even be leaders of youth
wings of political parties?

Why is it that this age bracket is today so docile?

Why is it that this age bracket is today still incapable of feeding itself?

Why is it that this age bracket is today barred by law from even aspiring to certain political offices?

Why is it that this age bracket is today incapacitated, unwilling, unable and incapable of asking questions?
GOD BLESS NIGERIA!"

At about 5am this morning, a viral news spread almost throughout the country that everybody should have a bath of Salt + Hot water before 5:30am... Courtesy of Prophet T.B Joshua....
The whole area was fully awake with people and parents boiling water and waking up sleeping babies and kids to have a salt solution bath.

Naira-landers what's your point of view?
Is it true and does or Wld it work...