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Omo bug time OYO oooo

Heavy gone

After them go say him wicked... Hmm Smh... Non my fucking business

Let me straighten out some things from my point of view.....

Some ppl talk of been virgins, my questions are what of ppl that have wet dreams or masturb**e are they still virgins?
What of ppl that fantasize over mating with ladies or men.. Are they still virgins...

My definition of virgins r ppl that haven't proceessed sex in their brain OR had any pleasure nd discharge from their p-parts
And if u don't meet that den u ain't <b>V</b>

Courageous
Fireproof

sammieguze: Myth 1... Dipping your hands in the pot of stew makes it sour

experiment... After numerous dipping of my hand in the pot in order to... You know.... I can say this is not true coz the soup don't get sour.

Hypotheses... Either my hands are super clean or this is just a myth...

Conclusion... Considering am nt the very meticulous type at that time, it is safe to conclude am nt germ free hence...... THIS IS JUST A MYTH

#myth buster

booqee: [b]Well I'm not a regular poster on nairaland unlike before but I'm definitely a steady and religious viewer of nairaland and I've come across a lot of annoying posters, with some post funny and some not so funny. Anyway this is a list of things I find really annoying on nairaland.

1. First to comment. Maybe I'm missing something here, does Seun give award to these pple or something? what's d hype about? I find it very silly for grown up adults to be jubilating over FTC on a thread.

2. Space bookers. Well maybe I should cut these group of people some slack. Majority of us don't read past the first page so these group of pple will just type a dot or a letter and eventually come back to modify their post. Its all in a bid to av their post on the first page so people can read or even like it. Doesn't matter if its a dumb post or not.

3. "Like" seekers. Its not uncommon to see post like this: "click like if you think...blah blah blah" wtf?! Do you convert the likes to Naira?

4. Thread derailers. I so much detest this group. They can turn a beautiful and interesting thread to trash!

5. Tribal bigots. Now this is the group I hate with a passion. They are naturally sad people. Let a thread be about barbie and candies, they can easily turn it to a tribal war, you'd be shocked!!

6. Posters who intentionally speak stupid English to sound funny and end up been very dry. Only one poster can sound very funny on this and that is yuzedo, every other one's are up and coming copycats.

7. People who quote a very very very long post especially that of the OP's and end up writing a two or three letter word or even a smiley! Worse still some write "too long for me to read, can someone summarise it"!!!! wtf?! how can someone be so dumb?!

8. Oga at the top. Yes we all had fun with it while it was trending. But excuse me, this is July 2014 and some dry folks are still cracking it! Puleeaaazzzze its already stale and drrryyyyy!

9. Nairalanders who blame obviously unrelated matter on GEJ, APC, or PDP! Ok sometimes people do it to catch fun but its silly most times. Look at this:
TOPIC: I lost my dear granddad to death today. :-(
REPLY: I blame it on GEJ!
Like seriously?! Is that funny?!! gosh

10. GEJ till 2100 or infinity sef. this is the one I find most annoying. Don't ask me why.

I'll add more if I remember.

You can add yours too!

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Smh man!!!! You just alerted some peeps of some funny behaviors that they weren't cautious of

temigracie: ...lol...dats d problem...abeg,who ll interprete it for me ooo....farano,u r needed here ooo

Let him Google it Joh... Its all clear with pictures sef.. #Yimu

My last most disliked mentality

Hate it when its all done then the lady ask you.
"WHAT ARE WE NOW"

RESPONSE: we are nothing but pencils in d hand of the creator.

Hate it when some ladies start asking weird questions at d peak of it all
You can ans the questions ooo
E.g. what are u trying to do??
What was that for
What's d meaning of this
Is dis what u brought me here for?
Is dat a CD in u hand
Why the dim lights.
What do you take me for??

Gosh!!!!!!

ramdris: I hate it when ladies pretend as if they don't like sex.

Thumbs up jare. That's anoda vital one

MissYuzedo: I HATE GUYS WITH SMALL PRICK SAYING THEY HAVE BIG PRICK

#BITG

Hate ladies dat boasts about bjs nd when its time dey tell u they are not in d moodmood

gats some more mentalities
Hate it wen ladies think its a man's duty to bombard them with riches while they stay at home and gossip throughout the day online.

Hate it when ladies think using condiments to fix dishes,satisfies their men... ( beta go learn how to pound)

Hate it WHEN A LADY THINK IT'S THE DUTY OF THE MAN TO APPROACH OR KISS THEM...

Hate it when a lady thinks any lady's call coming in or received by a man is his "other gf" (love d way dey look after d call)

Hate it when a lady thinks a guy is d person to call when he's on a journey until he arrives his destination

Hate it when a lady also thinks its a guy's job to call her when she's making a trip until she arrives her destination.

Ceasar1: ^^^^ [color=#000030] I hate it when girls Keep pretending, that they don't want to chop our money.[/color]

Nicely said...

temigracie: i hate it wen guys think all girls wants to chop deir clean mouth......

Na guys hardly think dat way dear

@op so there are "male girls" and "female boys" and "male boys" also

*sipping my coffee*

@op so there are "male girls" and "female boys" and "male boys" also

Just asking. What's d faith of the people of TIV who eat meat like an addiction.... From beef to pork to rat to frogs to bushmeat nd any other meat except dogs...

Guess the worst I have heard is "thank you".....
Twas so annoying....

HooxJnr: When a lion
eats a bad person and it is
not killed, tomorrow it will
eat a good person -
Zambia proverb



Quote me next time and die



One question for both of you, do you understand the meaning of the word proverb?

Plz u can sure go on explaining/relating it to d post.... So u clear d air..
"Where my coffee" observing my business.

benbuks: thanks sir .....

didn't even notice ....

Its Aiit.... Top of d morning to u
"Sipping my coffee"

justi4jesu: Reallyy.....Are u sure of this @OP

And what kind of mono rail will be passing on someone's roof


Source please

Its d mono RAIN....

*sipping my coffee * minding my business..

profola2be: Does anyone notice that Halima Abubakar wants to commit Suicide with this Bead she is wearing?
Is this Fashion,strangulation or suicidal mission?

Its none of d listed above options... Its d latest form of medicine called fashion-med. Where u choose some fashion nd its mixed with medicine to keep u sweet..
She must have suffered some neck injuries nd told d docs not to fix the normal neck treatment "dunno d name" we all know... Rather they shld use beads to set d neck back..... Nd d Ben Carson(s) came up with this...

*getting more coffee* none my business

benbuks: F…, ? none yet ( thou almost, but it was a mistake from d depts later rectified & got d supposed ) & neither shall be by his grace

A....? yea...plenty self ..(from 100L still now .)

aiming 5.0 till i finish .... statistics /operations research not easy /funny ooo ( dou could b . depends u on & d lecturers ) .


all izz wel.

Its (from 100l till now. Nyt #still#)
Aim well especially in any English related course.

"Sipping my coffee" none my business

psychologist: [code][/code]cheated death

Is dat so.... I hope u have seen final destination... For those dat thought they cheated death....

Well
*sipping my coffee * none my business

HooxJnr: When a lion
eats a bad person and it is
not killed, tomorrow it will
eat a good person -
Zambia proverb

Hmmm no comment. Committee of African adages go look to d relationship of this adage to the context....

*sipping my coffee * none my business

I just use Suarez to bite my way through d defense... #datzall.

*sipping my coffee* none of my business

ceo4eva: Some of the girls who escaped from Boko Haram arriving the venue of the meeting with President Goodluck Jonathan

Is dat rubber band *rubaling* on that guy's camera...

*sipping my coffee* none of my business.

Firstly just know that black magic is actually the bending of unseen forces nd waves which is around everyone irrespective of geographical location....

I just remembered d clip of that chick on koko mansion when she just dey gbagaun with pride..... There was wan she said " people outside the country believe that Nigerians are d most demon people.

Rotfl....

May God help us recuse these girls..

Na was for all these mass com slangs... "Behind closed doors" like say complete detail of the discussion no go commot from the closed doors

Weeks ago a teenager killed his dad in RCCG camp nd now we having look alike incident in UK.... It seems Nigerian teen are now bringing dem selves out... Anyway *sipping my coffee* non of my business.

1stola: Which one be masturbators again?

Ask Google

Are masturbators or people that have experienced wet dreams still virgins...?

omonuan: Matt. 17:24-27. Mind you, the bible never indicated whether Peter caught the fish and then saw the coin. Neither was it shown that Peter paid the taxes. The story was left hanging.Therefore no assumptions should be made.

I appreciate but we not considering taxes here.. Its based on tithe... Its not as if its a big deal but just wanting to know if our ultimate model did the same while he was on earth.