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vizkiz:
demmit!! Lemmie add my picture

Haven't and wldnt turn my phone.

rasojie:
I've been following up this gal for sometime. Came back home for the xmas holidays, and things started getting real. We did hang out yesterday and she has agreed to visit me @ home anytime this week. Now the problem is , she told me her Dad is a native doctor.

According to her, she does not like what her father is in to and she is not a part of it. But deep inside me, I'm afraid. I come from a strong christian family and my mind is telling me this is the unequal yoke talked about in the Bible.

She's fun and adventurous and sex might happen. I don't want to miss that tho. Any advice or experiences?

I smell MAGUN.

How in Zeus's butthole d dis get to fp and how does it affect any topic category on nl

Okaka27:
Hey guys, I just finished watching The Equalizer
And what a great movie it was. It actually motivated me in creating this thread. It's already December thanks to God for sparing our lives throughout dis year.
Lots of movies were seen this year so fellow Nairalanders we will like to know your best Movie Of the year.
As u dey think, make I write my own
In no particular order.....

1. X-Men : Days Of Future Past (mind blowing)

2. Instellar (my best)

3. Captain America : The Winter Soldier (superb)

4. Guardians Of The Galaxy

5. The Equalizer (killer thriller!)

6. the Grand Budapest Hotel (funny as hell)

7. The Hobbit: Battle Of The Five Armies

8. Lucky (Bad a55 action Sci fi)

9. How To Train Your Dragon 2 (nice animation)

10. Edge Of Tomorrow (cool matured action movie)

11. The Purge 2 (bad thriller)

12. The Fault In Our Stars wow

13. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (exciting)

14. Transformers : Age of Extinction

15. Ride Along (Ice Cube and Kevin Hart best combo)

I would live to see John Wick, American Sniper, Big Hero 6,Maze Runner, Boyhood, and Dumb and Dumber.

John wick is another bad ass movie.
Maze runner is not too cool sha.

Dracula (untold)
Equalizer
Guardians of d Galaxy

That's another one oooo.
Especially when they like the person askingasking

This for me has been the most difficult of many questions a lady can answer. It sends them into this immediate silence, shock,astonishment, and in the end, Lying or avoiding the response.

Why cant ladies answer The very simple question "HOW OLD ARE YOU?" without stammering,lying or asking u some useless question again.

These are some of their responses
1.Why do you want to know my age?
2.Whatdo you want to use my age to do?

You can add your responses and other DIFFICULT questions that ladies can't answer..

chibwike:
Let us know...please be sincere.

@OP I think this is anoda truth/lie ddetector for ladies, and once the response is YES , u know she's a trained liar

jutah:
It's often said that the environment where a child is raised has a lot to contribute in his/her conduct. We had a boisterous argument in my office on which state in Nigeria provides the best environment for child development. My choicest state was Ibadan. Other nice places in my opinion were Abuja, Enugu, Cross River, Akwa Ibom, Ondo and Plateau. What state in Nigeria do you think provides the ideal setting for child development?

Anywhere in d northeast.

zika1:
I get wia u coming 4rm bt lyin in dis case if off. What if he finds out

Then it's not a lie anymore, it's become truth

ritababe:
He asked me if i bought the shirt for him and i told him no, that its a gift from marriage ceremony.

The next thing, he took them and walked to waste basket and dispose them there.

I asked him why he did that, but without saying anything, he quietly walked out on me and closed the door.

I don't understand. Is it a sin to give your boyfriend something they gave you in a ceremony?

Wisdom babe, wisdom.
This is one of the reasons I said lying is good to maintain a healthy relationship.

marvelck:
With the way things are going, married ladies might later be exempted from taking part in NYSC in order to curb the level of immoralities that happen in most NYSC camps. Like the recent case involving a married lady and some guys at the lagos camp. Imagine, the guys sleeping with a married woman and less bothered about the consequences? The world is indeed getting worse by the day.

And according to lady who just finished her youth service, its a normal thing among some married ladies serving. "It happened where I served,some of dem were hiding their rings and in d process,ds lady ring go lost,a gold ring for dat matter,and evry1 were like,she don get bobo. another one was caught with a guy on d field and was announced in our morning devotion,and later called her hubby 2 cum n hear d gud news and take her home.d tin there is,thy should just give them exemption letters datz ol.cuz I discovered that,d singles @d camps,re well behaved than those young married ones"

Such ladies are a disgrace to women. Whether married or single. And there are female students who prefer to go for their youth service first before getting married, guess due to this same reason. Cos, many of them don't trust themselves and don't know if they can overcome the temptations they are bound to face in NYSC camps. Many of them have taken NYSC as a means to enough fun and sex romps.

LADIES and GENTLEMEN, THE ANSWER TO THIS POST IS THE SAME AS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU TAKE AN ALL "GOOD LADY OR GUY" TO SIN CITY (LAS VEGAS)...

CHECK IT OUT, SHE'S FREE, ITS A CAMP (ADVENTUROUS), all d boys are compelled to where short knickers (exposing their hot legs for those who got it ), ALOT OF PEEPS(different tribes, so you must get someone to fit in),RUNWAY MODELS (miz camp)FOR THE GUYS,HOTTEST BBW(black and beautiful),THE MR CAMP , THE MALE STRIPPERS (MR. MARCHOS) , the uniform MEN (A SWEET SEXY MENU ON THE LIST, AND FINALLY A FUCKING "CAMP FIRE NIGHT" (like a night to a Vegas wedding).


So plz don't blame them at all. It takes self self self discipline to evade this varieties of sensual temptations my friends.

And let's not forget dat related Golden rule. Whatever happens in Vegas, .......................
You can sure complete it if u know itit

dotta:
Wizkid has just announced that he has delved into the business of manufacturing snapbacks and they will be dropping sooner than you expect.

See more photos Here>>>www.pijangonews.com/2014/12/wizkid-has-delved-into-business-of.html

This is so so NICE...
HE has just paved way for our relentless Nigeria homemade produced to HAMMER, I like d guy he ain't stingy.
Shout out to the "boys" that Wld b getting it. We Wld c more or u on 27thmay 2015. BGG.

Viogu:
Jesus wept!

Babe don't wept Jesus, over here that's how "they" rollroll

lalasticlala:
GOV. BABATUNDE FASHOLA OF LAGOS DISPLAYS HIS RESIDENT CARD DURING THE UNVEILING OF THE LAGOS STATE RESIDENTS CARD IN LAGOS ON TUESDAY.



http://thenationonlineng.net/new/photo-fashola-unveils-lagos-resident-card/

Nice development, but from my point of view I guess a gradual process of segregation is gently brewing. Because a residential card is more like a "residential permit card" which I find on called for. If the remaining 36 states decide to follow suc development ........ You can just imagine.

Just saying doh.

icebeatz:
2 - [1 - (1 - [2 - 3] - 2) + 3]

I POSTED THIS MATHS QUESTION ON MY FACEBOOK GROUP AND OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT COMMENTED, ONLY ONE PERSON GOT IT RIGHT!!

NOW, I AM BRINGING IT TO NAIRALAND.

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Hmmm... Nice post. Don't forget girls with big -> very big boobs suffer from back aches due to wearing of bra..
Just saying.

boombay:
comedians in france are too funny because I schooled in france

Because u schooled in France Lame line..

yuncka:
Recycling old news and making copy and paste without proper sighting aint a sure way to get attention.

Hmmm no vex oooo bro. I saw it as a friends dp nd decided to drop it on nl to know if it is tru since it has a large number of Abj residents.

shaggy007:
@op, I'm within my rights to call you an 1dīót.

First of all, that is not Abuja.

Secondly, that's a VERY old picture.

Hmmm no vex oooo bro. I saw it as a friends dp nd decided to drop it on nl to know if it is tru since it has a large number of Abj residents.

Plz note that am not a political freak but still opened minded to all.


Here is a list of prominent portfolios in the country at present headed by the north.
Vice President -North.
Senate President -North
Speaker House of Reps - North.
PDP National Chairman - North.
Head of Service - North.
INEC Chairman - North.
Inspector General of Police - North.
Chief Justice of federation - North.
President Court of Appeal - North.
EFCC Chairman - North.
President Federal high court - North.
National Security Adviser - North.
Chief of Defense Staff - North.
Chief of Naval Staff - North.
Controller, Customs
Service - North.
Defence Minister-North.
Education Minister- North.
MD Port Authority- North.
MD NDIC - North
Controller Prison Services - North.
Richest man in Africa - North.
85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners.
80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners.
99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners
Boko Haram - North.

Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and Educationally
backward areas in Nigeria are in the North. Now, ask yourself, what is the problem of the Northerners? Keep forwarding till it get to all their leaders may be they will have to re-think....
Just saying!!!!

Feel free to comment.
Happy Weekend.

This pic was captured by a friend in Abj this morning of an angel-like cloud.
How true is it. Abuja residents.

If true,then I guess this is d beginning of such sightings in Nigeria ;-)

GAZZUZZ:
Please what does this mean [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeDRL6wKDUmf-PUqRw3b5gVRNe7yWw2bNdecK0ox2V3ZsrsFTSY6e4v00h[/img]

Chinko!!! *rotfl*

babyosisi:
[size=28pt]Summary and update so far [/size]


I feel compelled to let the posters who have invested time and money and emotions and still investing to know the situation of things
I apologize on the behalf of those who went to see DJ if anyone feels they didn't report accordingly,this is very sensitive but at the same time you deserve to know.

The true picture is that DJ needs more specialized care than the hospital he is at can offer him
His liver is bad and sadly it has also affected his kidneys
Transplant is inevitable and now we have two failing organs
The care after transplant is not easy,it is long and extensive
Most importantly money is needed desperately to make this happen
Lots of money
I am therefore appealing to us all to give
Ask your mother father,godfather,politician friends,banker friends and business friends to give generously
To the politicians reading,please help save the life of this young man
The people reading here are the voters
Any politician that makes this happen for us,we will let everyone hear of this good gesture.


DJ needs us now more than ever

May I suggest for this fund raising. If each NL can share 500 and above to a designated account.

emaculate99:
Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-unveils-n100-commemorative-notes/

IRONY : WE SAY WE ARE WORKING TO MAKE THE COUNTRY A CASHLESS ONE AND STILL MAKING NEW CURRENCIES.

dainformant:
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/jehovahs-witness-new-mother-dies-after-she-refuses-to-be-given-blood-9851014.html

Which do you think is wise: refusing help over religious belief or trying to stay alive??

This is d problem with religion, just following bunch of bible twisted rules at d detriment of lifes.
My own problem is dat humans have refused to power the usage capacity of their brain cells. They wait to b initiated then dumbly become followers of a leader. And anywhere they are steered, the turn and follow. Smh

The Bible clearly said JUDGE NOT, if not ehhhh?

charles009:
Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

Brother you for add her pic so we can have an idea of WHAT is staring at you.
crazy reasons listed below;
1. may b she can't believe she got hooked with dis talk of d town fineboy or otherwise.
2. If only you made it hot and orgasmic, she no go get d time to do dat.. Na snore you for they complain of.
3.just may b she dey look u cause she no gree go meeting because you dey so fine to b left alone (may God help us)
4. U no off light b4 u sleep.
5. May b she just dey scared of loosing u sha... So she stares while she still get chance.

NB: ask her y nd tell her it freaks you out.

Please note am not a political freak but i guess this are facts that might help the ideology of some political peeps.

Not many people know that:

His (Buhari’s) daughter is married to an Igbo man from Anambra State.
He exempted Christians from performing duties on Sundays.
When his Muslim soldiers asked him to exempt them from duty on Friday, he told them the Bible says Christians should rest on the Seventh day; the Muslims should show him where the Quran says they should rest on Fridays.
As Head of State, he slashed the number of Muslims going on pilgrimage by 50 percent!
His driver and cook for the past 10 years are Christians, yet some uniformed Nigerians say he is a bigot.
It is a pity that some people fail to understand that the PDP deliberately capitalized on the gullibility of Nigerians to paint him black. This they did, in order to keep their loot and ensure that he never gets the opportunity to send them to goal.

How many Nigerians will hold the appointment of government as Minister of Petroleum, PTF Chairman and Head of State yet don’t own a house in Abuja?

He has only one house and never kept foreign bank account. Love him, hat him, you cannot take his integrity away from him”.

-Former President Olusegun Obasanjo.
Thank you

golor:
Pls nairalander's help me with a good suggestion on how to manage 10k a month.im a student of uniuyo,even with my provision,i still find it difficult to manage 10k allowance monthly.lyk dis semester i came wit an ideal of not cooking soup cause i think soup consume a lot of cash. i do eat soup outside why i cook rice,indomie and beans in my house.i stop cooking soup cos 1. I don't know how to cook. 2.i don't eat a soup dat has sleep more than two days and 3.it consume a lot of cash.pls i need ur sincere advice and idea.

To cut the gist short, there are still husbands and fathers making ends meet with a monthly payment of less than 10. So you have every juice to manage it if compared to them.
.
You not married
You not paying rent (I guess)
You not fueling cars
You not paying bills
You not raising kids

Hints:
all you need is a proper feeding mapped out plan with feeding time table.
Try as much to reduce miscellaneous spending
Also make sure after planning you still have change in case
Wld advice you buy a lot of raw rations also (avoid ijekujé)
No chicks
No chicks
No bottles
Fear God in all.
NB : GIVERS NEVER LACK

FlirtyKaren:
October 23rd, this billionaire Ayiri Emami blew every Nigerian away when photos of the customized droptop Rolls Royce phantom he gave his wife, Empress Asma Emami as a birthday gift went viral. Now check out these adorable photos of his family I just laid my hands on. Money good o, dearies. Ayiri and wife Empress Asma have two lovely kids, Misan and Noyo together.

Hope you are ready to drool? If you are, then see more photos - http://www.lailasblog.com/2014/11/these-wonderful-photos-of-warri.html

Smh, is it me or d anyone notice the wrong spelling of her name "ASMA" as *asba* by the company....
Lemme just keep sipping my coffee and minding my business...

I always said I believe in d power of a fellowship, and here it is... To all NLz May your stores be replenished in a triple fold... And to my bro @hameed, speedy recovery and strength ijn.. All is Well....

WinkWrld:
Removing Apple Bill-board or whatever is either politics or mere stupidity. How long will it take the world to accept the fact that being gay is natural. Maybe its just another wonder yet to be discovered.

You started with a point then ended like a $$&%%k
Sometimes I wonder if gays actually think.

You talking crap about gay been nature.
According to creation God created ADAM and EVE not "ADAM and STEVE"!!! He Created ADAM and EVE. not "HANNA and EVE."

[/i] food for thought[i]
If you start bringing up such jargon as a point made, what gender combo do you think you made all your generations till date? HANNA and EVE or ADAM nd STEVE?