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I miss you, president Buhari.

While you were in office, I bought a direct toks 2010 Corolla Sport for 2.4Million naira only.

Filled my fuel tank with 10K naira.

Entered Okada for 50 naira.

My monthly electricity estimated bill was 2,500 naira for a good family sized apartment.

Bought a bag of foreign rice for 20k.

Paid 12,500 naira for my yearly university tuition fee.

R.I.P Gen.

To the upcoming billionaires, millionaires and, my fellow billionaires out there. Please, don't let your body to get that big. Work on your body to be as fit as possible. Even at old age.

The fact that you are very rich doesn't mean you should be fat. Control what enters your mouth.
There are different ways to enjoy your money besides eating too much and being sedentary.

Do well to respect his privacy.
I am not in support of homo. But as long as he no harm nor disturb you. Why then are you drinking panaldo over his lifestyle?
Humans sha. Live and let others live.

Nottingham Forest had a very good season.
They should be contented with the UEFA Conference League.

You successfully converted a cob of corn to two fleshy bush rats.

That's a good investment. Enjoy your meat bro!

Greed is part of our nature as humans. It only takes discipline and a clear mind to tame it. A lot of persons don't have that discipline.

More Ponzi scheme will continue to spring up, and people will continue to fall for it.
Just like growth, every subsequent Ponzi scheme is modified in a very smart way in order to make it look like an actual investment.

Rubbish!

Donot blame the girl. Blame the yeye MC weh no get better content.

Ashawo, Gambling, and hard drugs(crack).

Even with a million dollars in your possession. That money will evaporate in few days. So fast!

That number 2. People still ask and care if you have eaten?

For Naija, It's a dog eat dog world out there.

Una too lie.

Only the strongest, physically and mentally should live to procreate.

Chai.
No boyfriend wishes to see such a day.

Should we call for celebration?

You didn't ask your parents to bring you into this world. Goodbye as you choose to exit this wicked world.

Only the fittest should survive.

Keep frowning while your men keep extorting citizens on the streets of Nigeria.

Damn!! I saw this car at Lugbe Airport Road, FCT. While Tinubu's entourage was heading to the airport.

What a beautiful black beast.

Who work suppose chop.

Silly excuse indeed!!!

Reward him with at least 10% of that money.

He deserves more than that sef.

Holy Moses!! 😂

It's better for them to go scream in the bush, than taking the frustration out on their husband at home.

I dun laugh taya.

You deh make up every excuse in the world just to justify why you shouldn't let them back to your place.

My married friend dun turn my own house to him guest house. Where he deh come Bleep different girls. My bed dun suffer. What are friends for.

Obi no wan hear oo.

The race for 2027 is on already.

Why not?

One can choose not to japa to UK when their daily/monthly/annual income can compete favorably with what UK has to offer.
Besides income, there are several other secondary factors people consider also.

Women get mind sha. You go see them as innocent being wey no fit hurt fly, then when you drop your guard down, she takes you unaware.

When dealing with a woman, even when she's as meek as a dove, my eyes always deh open.

This is what I am talking about!!

Stand your bully and fight him/her!!

That way, your bully will either avoid you or make you his/her friend.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

My niggarrrrrrrrrr
Not bad..

Him go fall out in the next five years

As na day and night them dey count

But him fuckkk up why he nor use he mother name buy those cars and land way Efcc seize so

Even though Nairaland na faceless forum, how you take deh comfortable to deh brag about being a yahoo boi?
I deh sincerely curious.

Lagos. What a place.

Your family. Your business.