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9ja my country, where everything keeps going up and doesn't come down.

Men, deh try nack these women Punna wella.
Nack the Punna with force and energy, like say you deh pound old yam.
Nack them make the Punna know say something touch am.
Nack them like say each nack na your last nack here on earth.
Nack the Punna like say e offend you.
Nack the Punna until e squirt generously and flood your bed.


...after that, them no born the woman well make she no respect you nor go give gate-man or neighbor the punna weh belong to you.


This is not a joke.

I will still use the train though.

On that day the train was attached, I arrived Kaduna around 4pm, using the 2pm train.
The train that left ABJ for KD by 4pm, to arrive by 6pm happened to be the unfortunate trip.

All die na die.

Poshvector12345:
But why is all this really necessary
Can I just be rated for my intellect regardless??

Haha. That's not possible. There is something called The Halo Effect. People's(especially strangers) mind will always first define or categorise or jugde you at first, according to how you dress and look.

It's a bias, but notwithstanding, that's reality for you.

There is a perfect formula?

Damn! See in flow of money.

Crowd funding. Monkeys deh work, Bamboo deh chop woto! woto!


If Tinubu and him Bois deh squeeze out every single penny from the pockets of Lagos intra-state transport workers like this so, how e go come be if Tinubu come become President of the country?

Him go use tax drain the remaining life out of us.

God Abeg oo!


From Buhari to a possibility of Tinubu.
Did we offend mother nature?

Full Time:

Chelsea FC: 2 ^ Dinamo Zagreb: 1

Defaming his character? Hahaha

Man that was caught on camera collect USDs as bribe.

Oh. America doing the most.

Same lie told by Buhari in 2015.

Religion sha.

Hahaha.

The old thieves are planning and drafting subtle ways to come steal more from the nation's treasures. Greed indeed.

Them deh play us like Ludo game. The more you look, the less you see.

But my country people, our eyes suppose dun open naaaaaaa.

They are not even hiding it no more, they are even shoving it up on our faces.

There shall be no terror attach in Nigeria.


We humans are indeed Animals and can be animalistic. Though, some are tamed, while others are not.

If not, why human being go just decide to inflict terror attach on other humans?

Too bad. From going out to catch some Halloween fun, to being sent to the morgue in body bags.

Life is fickle. Try deh chop life, before life chop you.

Brendaniel:
Some Prophecies can also be changed, so you don't call a prophecy fake just because it did not come to pass,

Read the bible and see examples before you come to argue....

Haha, this man here must be one of those fake prophets out there.
Or, one of their gullible members.

Indeed... Lol

35824L:
Our goalkeeper just de run comot for goal to allow Colombia score

This is the summary of the penalty kick.

That 9ja keeper that stood in-between the poles for the penalty kicks need to be flogged.

Na she sell this PK.
Why the hell is she not diving? At least...

KillSars:
This bello go just bone face like pesin wey wan fight war...

Football na war without guns.

Ah.

Man must chop.

Even in dirt, Baba still lived long.

Toothless Bull dogs!

Ah!

Much to the relief of Anambra gamblers.

Police too deh lie!

You must be a troll.

Forget it. That lady is far gone!

What about Southern Cyprus?

Is it a good destination?
Please quote me if you know much about S. Cyprus.

Ah. Greenwood.

Fight on! May this not be the end of your promising career.