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Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Large-Hearted People, They Will Forgive Buhari - Garba Shehu by Eyeofsauron(m): 5:18pm On Apr 23, 2023
Never!
Politics / Re: Chimamanda Adichie's Epistle Of Garbage By Femi Fani-kayode by Eyeofsauron(m): 3:01pm On Apr 08, 2023
Chimamanda should pepper them some more...
Look at how all of them are agitated and restless...naso truth dey pain?
If they like they should threaten war, genocide, whatever....we will not now down to any one..we die here.
As for that baboon ffk, i reserve my comment..e no worth am.
Business / Re: Naira Crisis: Cash Circulation Low, NLC Tells CBN by Eyeofsauron(m): 10:32am On Apr 05, 2023
Nigeria! Most unfortunate nation...
Sitting amidst plenty yet still suffering from kwashiorkor.
They want to kill us all...like Saddam Hussein did to the kurds.


"My country, she wants to get rid of us, because the things we see and know"
Nas 'stillmatic'

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Politics / Re: Treason: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Lai Mohammed's Comments On Obi, Datti by Eyeofsauron(m): 7:51am On Apr 05, 2023
flokii:
Oby Ezekwesili or whatever you are called.. fvcking keep your mouth shut.

Peter Obi lost the 2023 election because Nigerians chose a much better candidate over an ethno-religious bigot.
If you like cry from now till next year, Tinubu is president-elect and would be sworn in on May 29.
Your brain, or whatever stuff you had crammed into your skull, is on 'flight mode'
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Accuses Peter Obi Of Treason by Eyeofsauron(m): 10:47pm On Apr 04, 2023
The fear of Peter Obi, the individual, is the beginning of wisdom in Nigeria.
Urchinsons can gnash their thirty two's all they want...
Business / Re: We Did Not Authorise Commercial Banks To Collect Old ₦500, ₦1000 Notes - CBN by Eyeofsauron(m): 5:38pm On Feb 17, 2023
I sorry,sorry ooo...
I sorry for nigeria..I sorry sorry oo...
Bring back our cowrie shells..
Stewpid pipo
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Announces 30 Day "Verbal Fast": No Speaking & No Sex by Eyeofsauron(m): 9:44am On Nov 07, 2022
Nobody gives a pissing Bleep nikka..
Crime / Re: Kenyan Thieves Return Stolen Cow To Police After Bees Attacked Them (Graphic) by Eyeofsauron(m): 9:42am On Nov 07, 2022
Wawu!
This cutting edge, advanced technogy should be introduced into the corridors of aso rock asap.
Events / Re: Blue Eyes Daughter Of A Nairalander Celebrates One Year Anniversary by Eyeofsauron(m): 12:02pm On May 19, 2022
Blue eyes...
We die here.
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Ebonyi State (Pictures) by Eyeofsauron(m): 3:35pm On May 05, 2022
Echeta ebewe 1
grin
Politics / Re: Buhari: We Can Make The Commonwealth A Real Global Power by Eyeofsauron(m): 5:56pm On Apr 25, 2022
Shut up dia...
Cow-ard.
U no fit challenge bingo wey dey ya backyard Na hyena you wan go fight.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Kay Slay Is Dead After Battle With COVID-19 by Eyeofsauron(m): 5:37pm On Apr 18, 2022
Rest peacefully ma nigga.
You did it with the best, with em kings and all.
Stayed true and kept that shit burning for real hip heads.
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: Buhari’s Critics Divided Nigeria With Mouths by Eyeofsauron(m): 10:25am On Apr 18, 2022
To use electric cable wipe this slowpoke for neck just dey enter my eye..
I don switch enter vawulence mode..anybody when f***up go collect.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of This by Eyeofsauron(m): 12:12pm On Apr 17, 2022
It's a SIMPle matter, my friend.
Politics / Re: 'RCCGisation' - MURIC Knocks Osinbajo's Declaration by Eyeofsauron(m): 2:17pm On Apr 12, 2022
An ediotic fart hole making his idiotic points to an equally idiotic audience..
Crime / Re: Can A Woman Actually Rape A Man? by Eyeofsauron(m): 5:46pm On Apr 09, 2022
Here, fixed it for ya

Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: IPOB/ESN Are Celebrating His Exit With Crime - Joe Igbokwe by Eyeofsauron(m): 6:14am On Sep 30, 2021
*In fela's voice
Animal talk don start again

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Politics / Re: We’re Still Searching For Fighter Jet That Went Missing About 6 Months Ago – NAF by Eyeofsauron(m): 11:02pm On Sep 20, 2021
Hohoho
Jet whey bandits and terrorist dey use learn aircraft mechanic for inside forest.
Wehdone sir....look very well...ERM...under that cupboard you go see am.
Culture / Re: Olu Of Warri's Crown Stolen, Police Declares Two Princes Wanted by Eyeofsauron(m): 6:28pm On Aug 16, 2021
Wahala be like bicycle in *erigga's voice*
Politics / Re: Army Receives 605 Repentant Boko Haram, ISWAP Members by Eyeofsauron(m): 3:53pm On Aug 08, 2021
Non conventional combatants mostly borrow a leaf from the book, the art of war, originally written by sun tzu of imperial China.
The Nigerian army with its arm chair military historians decided to ignore this...
That a pattern has been extablished shows what lies ahead.... A gruesome, deadly game of hide and seek...that will cost more lives of innocent persons whose only crime were been born in a shithole country like Nigeria.
Okay, we hiad you...
International best practices my left testicle.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Parents And Oversized Cloths | My Own Story by Eyeofsauron(m): 3:20pm On Jul 05, 2021
Hehehehe..
All these skinny Jean boys of these days. Life in those days na serious cruise
Personally, I look back to it with nolstagia... Pikin go wear shirt you go think say na bedsheets Dem take wrap am. Suit nko?
That one na cosublai.. Coat+suit+blazers..

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is A Common Criminal – Arewa Youth Leader On Arrest Of IPOB Leader by Eyeofsauron(m): 5:11pm On Jun 29, 2021
In fela's voice* animal talk Don start again....
Politics / Re: Jonathan Vatsa: Buhari’s Body Language Fuels Tension In South-East, South-West by Eyeofsauron(m): 6:32pm On Jun 21, 2021
You don't need to have a doctorate to read those signs..
They stand stark against a bleak background of gross incompetence, complacency and total foolery.
Politics / Re: Al-Mustapha: How Abacha Died! Didn’t Die After Eating Apples From Prostitutes by Eyeofsauron(m): 1:31pm On Jun 16, 2021
Comfirmation of the mossad theory...
Politics / Re: They Promised Us N1,000 To Support Buhari - Pro-buhari Protesters by Eyeofsauron(m): 5:47pm On Jun 12, 2021
In brymo's voice* Hunger dey....
Politics / Re: Senate Screens Lauretta Onochie, Five Others As INEC Commissioners by Eyeofsauron(m): 1:14pm On Jun 09, 2021
Cronyism at work.
The same crackhead hoe who shamelessly opened her mouth to tell us atiku contracted hushpuppi to rig elections for him. Smh.
Ni jee riya Don kwogide....
Politics / Re: Yoruba Obas In The North Reject Secession, Kick Against Ban On Open Grazing by Eyeofsauron(m): 12:46pm On Jun 04, 2021
Kick?
Kick bucket joor..
Politics / Re: Why We Should Change Nigeria To UAR (United African Republic) by Eyeofsauron(m): 12:44pm On Jun 04, 2021
Cruise people evriwia..
Hehehe... What about Uzbekistan?
Politics / Re: Tinubu: The Blood That Runs In My Veins Is Same That Runs In Every Nigerian by Eyeofsauron(m): 11:33pm On Sep 12, 2020
E be like say Dem won to tell us another story again o
E be like say Dem won to sing another song again o..
E be like say Dem won to dance...galala na the new dance...
Same blood ko..
Abegi make we hia word
Health / Re: Former Drug Addict Shows Off Transformation After Quitting Drugs (Photos) by Eyeofsauron(m): 4:13pm On Sep 04, 2020
It's izzle ma nizzle..

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Politics / Re: Akinwunmi Adesina Re-Elected As AFDB President by Eyeofsauron(m): 2:36pm On Aug 27, 2020
One of the rare occasions I had to applaud for something Nigerian .
I don't care if he is from zango kataf or ikot ekpene..he just made me proud.
Autos / Re: US Air Force Unveils Flying Car That Could Shuttle Troops Across War Zones (Pix) by Eyeofsauron(m): 11:04am On Aug 27, 2020
Technically, this shouldn't be called a flying car..
Seems like a manned drone to me..
The title is misleading.

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