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Car TalkRe: Peugeot 406 Prestige by Eyop: 1:21pm On Sep 13, 2014
Faddah: What are the common faults with 406 over camry pencil
There's a peugeot thread on nairaland,i will advise you address your question on that thread and you'll have an answer. As for Toyota Camry,i guess there should also be a thread too.
CelebritiesRe: Professional Sperm Donor Becomes Richest Man In Wyoming by Eyop: 12:36pm On Sep 13, 2014
fireforfire: how?
Can't you see this is a disaster huh
CelebritiesRe: Professional Sperm Donor Becomes Richest Man In Wyoming by Eyop: 12:35pm On Sep 13, 2014
DaBullIT: Bros. The world ended already , You didn't get the memo ?
which memo huh Did you get yours huh
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Eyop: 12:34pm On Sep 13, 2014
Harmonyemerald: So u left a perfect beautiful girl who you have two years with just because she said No to pre-marital intimacy. Guy itz your loss anyways
So what makes you think she was a perfect beautiful girl huh Do you know her in person huh Intimacy was one out of other things i noticed and for your information that's not the bedrock but a girl that was never a virgin(had several relationships that she was sexually active in),was always gisting me how she travelled from Abuja to Lagos to meet with her EX,also telling me their romantic activities,etc. You should have continued with the thread to see what i further commented. A girl that was never open to me and always keep things personal,etc. So if i also narrate my ordeal on how i met 2 other girls that turned out to be virgins which i decided not to proceed further with them because my feelings weren't genuine. One out of the 2 was even persuading me that i shouldn't do that and with time the feelings will grow but i said NO. Some months ago she called me to thank me and reminded me of what i did and she appreciates everything and the husband is someone i also know.

It's never my loss and can never be my dear. She still calls and send messages but i am no longer interested.
CelebritiesRe: Professional Sperm Donor Becomes Richest Man In Wyoming by Eyop: 9:54am On Sep 13, 2014
Ishilove: Lmao!!! Hahahahahhahahahahaha!

Eyop, come and see o cheesy cheesy
I don see am tey tey na. The foolish man na father of generations upon generations.
Christianity EtcRe: Synagogue Church Of All Nations Building Collapses (Picture) by Eyop: 9:43am On Sep 13, 2014
Ishilove: Your stinking mouth
cheesy grin
CelebritiesRe: Professional Sperm Donor Becomes Richest Man In Wyoming by Eyop: 9:12am On Sep 13, 2014
The world is truly coming to an end embarassed
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend & Sister Fought Over The Car Front Seat, Who Do I Side? by Eyop: 2:31pm On Sep 12, 2014
Idowuogbo: No b only mother oo... In a situation where an elderly person is already sitted,you must respect yourself and hug the back seat unless,the elderly person volunteers to take the back seat then, you can jejely package yourself to the front seat. grin
Idowuogbo,can't believe this post is coming from you or is someone else using your account? You wey be craze person for display madness na cheesy grin and that OP sister for hear am. Well,good to know you've repented and i'll pass the message to Ishilove soon wink
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend & Sister Fought Over The Car Front Seat, Who Do I Side? by Eyop: 11:06am On Sep 12, 2014
Kirinwa: No, call a spade a spade.The guy, op is to blame knowing fully well he would pick up his girl. Its an ego tin between the girls.
What spade? Leave spade matter my brother. I still repeat that OP's girlfriend is at fault because she shouldn't have requested the sister go to the back seat. I can never tolerate such nonsense from my girl friend and if after watching both of them display their foolishness and she still refuses to respect herself by doing the needful(by gladly going to the back seat),i will drive off. She's a girl friend(which is still not a guarantee that she's going to be my wife) for christ sake and what will then happen when she comes in as my wife? A girl that cannot tolerate my sister shouldn't be my girl friend in the first place.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend & Sister Fought Over The Car Front Seat, Who Do I Side? by Eyop: 10:50am On Sep 12, 2014
Timileyin: Got to settle some really big fight few days back when preparing to go to a cousin's wedding. I left home with my sister, with the intention of picking my Girl friend alone with way, When we saw her, she demanded my sister, move to the back so as she could occupy her so called space. Which ended been a big fight and they caused a really big scene. Who do i support?
Your girlfriend(not even wife sef) didn't do well at all. She met your sister already occupying the front seat,she would have respected herself by moving to the back seat. If both weren't in the car in the 1st place,then courtesy demands that your sister gives her that respect by going to the back seat. Timileyin,a girl you aren't married to yet is giving orders like this and you couldn't address the situation by doing the needful huhYour girl friend is the case here and not your sister.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Eyop: 9:07pm On Sep 11, 2014
youngalex: Slap Ke...When I be Husband Material 100 Yards..Though she hold pepper pas me nothin dey chele I no send cos I be born hustler
Money is not the issue here bro as that's not a determinant factor for acceptance but don't go and touch bosom all in the name of green light because if you do,disaster will be an understatement grin grin.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Eyop: 9:04pm On Sep 11, 2014
Ishilove: And you think i will wait for you to be sure? Tah! As for me, my eyes will roam to and fro the earth until it too is completely sure grin
Just be patient for 3 more years by then,i will be very sure because am in a state of quagmire at this time as am seeing new new faces on this nairaland cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Eyop: 8:50pm On Sep 11, 2014
Ishilove: You sef your eye no dey gree stay one place cheesy
For now no until when am completely sure then i go retire cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Eyop: 8:47pm On Sep 11, 2014
chemystery: that's enough greenlight bro. But if you receive a slap tomorrow please don't quote me. grin
cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Eyop: 8:34pm On Sep 11, 2014
Ishilove: well, Eyop, Its a retaliation for all those hanky panky you've been playing with priscaoge in those other threads. Thats right. Or did you think i was not watching you?? angry
Ishilove,have not seen any green light and the priscaoge you mentioned never gave me green either but initially Orange but the next thing i noticed was automatic Red Card cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Eyop: 8:16pm On Sep 11, 2014
Ishilove: talk jor cheesy
Wetin you want make i talk. huh Well, carry on with the numerous guys on this thread,i've just signed an open relationship henceforth cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Eyop: 8:01pm On Sep 11, 2014
buJu234: Someone almost sack himself cos he thought that his female coworker was giving him the so called green light via she always giving the guy 360 hug every morning and always coming to his office to gist.

These led d guy to touch the lady's yansh or buttock that was how she screamed and drew the attention of the MD...

It was God that saved him...

So sometimes this so called green light na dangerous light.
That guy doesn't know how to obey green light rules and regulations. So because the lady in question gave green light,the best he could do was to touch the lady's yansh/buttocks. Infact,the guy deserved the sack.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Eyop: 7:47pm On Sep 11, 2014
Ishilove: Eyop my love, art thou jealous?? cheesy
lipsrsealed undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Eyop: 7:38pm On Sep 11, 2014
Ishilove: Yels, Eyop dear? undecided
Ishi don't think am not seeing you with my binoculars. Well, continue with all ur yama-yama we shall see undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Eyop: 7:26pm On Sep 11, 2014
Ishilove: How does Ishilove show greenlight?

If you're on her bb contacts: when you chat her up and she responds, that's a major greenlight. On a normal day Ishilove does not respond to bb messages.

When Ishilove calls you with her credit: Under normal circumstances she NEVER uses her hard earned credit to call men. If she ain't attracted to you, you might even call her and she won't pick.

When you call her and she picks at the first ring. That's a green light. Most times she usually just stares at the phone and bobs her head as it rings.

She sends you text messages, and asks you personal questions.

When you meet her, she is very chatty and laughs at your lame asss jokes. Ishilove is usually reserved and would rather listen than talk, but if she chats and laughs, that's a neon green light flashing.

When you walk together on the street, if she moves close to you so that your bodies touch, that's a greenlight.

When you chat, she makes a point by making it a point to touch your hands, chest or neck, in order to pass a point. It doesn't get more 'greenlighty' than that. wink grin
undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Ethiopian Girls Who Insert Plates In Lips To Be More Attractive by Eyop: 5:39pm On Sep 11, 2014
Ishilove: cheesy cheesy
So you of all people fit recommend dis spec of babes for me huh So i dey worthless reach that level undecided
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Ethiopian Girls Who Insert Plates In Lips To Be More Attractive by Eyop: 5:12pm On Sep 11, 2014
Ishilove: Eyop! Come and see another damsel for your future wife grin
undecided angry
Car TalkRe: My Experience Along Benin- Ore Road by Eyop: 2:37pm On Sep 11, 2014
sweettease: Not so far cheesy close enough cheesy cheesy
Really? Wow!!! That's splendid cheesy grin wink
Car TalkRe: My Experience Along Benin- Ore Road by Eyop: 12:09pm On Sep 11, 2014
sweettease: I won't even answer him again smiley
I'm actually laughing here and if he took it personally, it's his problem grin
I guess he also didn't take that personal too smiley How far wink
Car TalkRe: My Experience Along Benin- Ore Road by Eyop: 10:45am On Sep 11, 2014
sweettease: Next time you try to do this, make sure your profile pic isn't of the same person undecided undecided or are olodos having the same looks nowadays? undecided
Now jokes aside, you really have a problem o, i thought you were just looking for something to say which ended up sounding dumb but if you actually believe that daft explanation of yours then I feel so sorry for you.
Babe take it easy smiley
EntertainmentRe: Meet Black Lady Gaga,latrice Royale (photos) SHE IS HOT by Eyop: 10:41am On Sep 11, 2014
Ishilove: Eyop, come and see your future wife o cheesy cheesy
Ishilove what is this huh This one is not human oooo but musa sapientum tree cheesy grin
Car TalkRe: My Experience Along Benin- Ore Road by Eyop: 9:04am On Sep 11, 2014
cyril10: Please I am not making this up, it actually happened on my way to Lagos from PH, on my way back too, somebody pointed at my car again, this time I had to ignore the person.
Apart from your own Ordeal cyril10,a neighbour of mine was travelling from Lagos to Ebonyi State with his Mercedes E300 and narrated what he went through on that road. He said, when he got to where they do sell Garri,Plantain,Banana,etc that they stopped because they wanted to buy garri but the wife indicated interest in Banana and which she almost paid for but the husband stopped and ask them to continue the journey.

The young lady that was selling banana got angry that why should they come and price without buying which resulted to exchange of words. The next thing that happened was, a small girl that was with the banana seller came close to his car and touched with it. That was the beginning of their wahala ooo. The vehicle refused to start and all effort to remedy the situation proof abortive.

Mechanics,electrician,etc tried their luck without success and they commence the trial and error issue which resulted to spending so much money over #100,000. After spending 2 days there,one elderly man approached him that this is not a mechanical or electrical issue that his vehicle had been manipulated spiritually that he should go and make peace with the Banana seller. My man that was blabbing before after going through 2 days of torture,had no choice than to go and beg and even said he'll buy banana this time around grin grin.

In conclusion, they settled the matter and the lady in question poured water on the bonnet of the car and that was the end of it.
Technology MarketRe: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by Eyop: 8:05am On Sep 11, 2014
justi4jesu: 1st item 189 aed

2nd item 149 aed

Souq delivery 30 aed

Shipping n Comm 68 aed

Total to Lagos 436 aed(#19,700)
Ok thanks,reverting...

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