₦airaland Forum

Oladayo12:
Cry no more osu man

hahahahahahaha use one skull take clean your eyes...lazy ass afonja.ewoooooo

Wickedfact:
You are 34 Years and this is how you're wasting your life. You are a waste to your parents. Honestly.

e pain am...hahahahahahaha

iyapont:
see pot calling kettle black, your potopoto republic carry first in baby factories,drugs pusher, kidnapping,fake product,go to SA and see your brothers r disgracing your ancestors

lolss...skull miner ....inferiority complex don kill these guys...afonla...very dirty people...somebody say them fit use the dirty wey dey afonja man mouth take poison person drink ...na true.

Oladayo12:
Ogwu ego pipu

he pain am....hahahahahahaha...tomorrow all the poor youths, old and young go cry to Tinubu to help beg Igbo's...them don buy all the lands in Lagos now all yourubas are homeless.....I laff tire when I watched that video...hahahahaha

Wickedfact:
I used to stay at Barrow Ave, at the end of Lugard. Linking Glover to Gerrard. Left there, but would be there this week.

so after all this mouth you are a squatter... hahahahahahaha....house to house....one day those your friends go chase you when them tire to feed you....lazy afonja

Wickedfact:
Not as old as your elders in the village but far more sensible than you and all of them combined.

lolss...if you are actually sensible people wouldn't be asking if you are a kid.

Oladayo12:
Lagos na una london, biko leave him age.

when kids talk...please who are these kids.

Wickedfact:
So, it is no more Tinubu that owns Lagos, it is now Igbos that own half of the properties in Lagos. Akuri oloripelebe.
This is the same foolishness that made the Israelites pursue you out of Israel.

how old are you young man

no wonder he rush go...to calculate who dey lead ...weather na him boys or kaita boys kill pass....make God punish all of una for that meeting.

chii8:
Don't let the devil push you out of your settlement stage(celebration), endure a little more, ignore your sisters in law and keep on greeting your brother's wife.Infact in some occasion, buy the ladies little gifts or snacks and patiently wait for your final settlement day.(the more gifts you get them, the more you win your brother's heart).

its like you don't knw when an evil woman wants you down by all means....if he like make he buy am shawama and hollandia yoghurts very evening the woman no go bend....and his bro is a stupid simp.

michlins:
I really thank you for correcting the fake news. People think this virus is a joke. A virus that is already mutating. We don't know what to do with the original one meanwhile Kazakhstan is reporting a new strain far more deadly than this one. They claim it's the original virus but WHO is raising alarm that this one is deadlier

most times we just need to argue with what we see in our environment... for instance markets are opened and the crowd you see is overwhelming with no covid19 precautions, now this has been going on since 3weeks ago, but you still meet same market women strong and healthy, even here in delta state.... see make them stop this rubbish open every where mk people start their normal life .

Realdeals:
Too sad!
Swimming skill should be made important for all travellers by boat.
It is a skill I must have before attempting water transportation.

bros if river wan chop u..if u like be Michael Phelps you go go down....except God .....

IvarTheBoneless:
Synonym of HELL for a housemaid.
The household of a yamlegged, bearded woman.

bros ur mama WOR WOR o.

[quote author= post=91480300]This reminds us of the satire below after the announcement by PMB about the relaxation of the LOCKDOWN....

Our Darling Daddy last speech was like,
to us, was like ….… ok ok ok,
Sebi you people are tired of keeping safe at home,
Alright alright.

I release you all to go and die if you wish to die.
By 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you.
Just give me one more week to make you stay alive.
By 4th of May you are free to go out and die,
your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm.
If you escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love, to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am.

But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive.
So schools remain shut down.

I will also be blameless before God and man,
so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc, remain shut down till further notice.

No beer joints or amala or isi-ewu or Barbecue or Suya spots or joints shall entertain sitting, buy ur food as take away and waka, if you like sit down and drink,
virus lives on surfaces of tables at least between 2 and 4 days,
so you can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant.

Sebi you have superpowers…Tooooorrhhhh.
I will still be merciful unto you,
So not all businesses will open.

I had thought Kano will learn from Lagos, Abuja and Ogun lockdown,
I never knew they were so dumb,
Henceforth let me save their lives they are thereby shut down for 2 weeks, they have died stupidly enough,
washing infected hands and drinking the water,
such foolery in quantum measure!

So your staying locked down is now your personal choice.
I have tried my best.
You have all the rights to continue to work from home stock your home with food drinks and toiletries and remain locked down personally.
I have removed my hands from saving you.

If you wish you can lock down your family and only you will go out and get them daily bread and know that it’s only you out there while your wife and children are safe and locked down.
It is your choice.

If you like dont take absolute care when out there.
If you like bring the virus home to your family.
It is your choice.
The people I sent to give you money food and palliative, they swallowed some of it.
I can't come and kill my self.
I have tried, a father has many children, amongst them you have the Esaus and the Jacob’s,
You have the Judas and the Peters.

It also comes to a time in the life of a father,
he tells all his children both good and bad, that this is how much I can be of help.
I have tried ,
you are of age to know what to do.

If you like choose death and go out any how,
If you like choose life and continue to stay home.
Dont think I am happy releasing you by May 4th.
You all have tied my hands ….plus those who ate and swallowed your palliative and those who have been cursing me that i locked you up because I hate you…Toooorhh you are now free to go out If you like,
Don’t wear mask always,
Don’t wash your hands every 20 minutes.
Continue to shake hands and hug people you have missed during the lockdown.
Continue to receive yeye visitors in your home especially those of you with underlined health conditions and aged parents.
Don’t take sanitizers with you when going out.
Don’t use bleach to clean surfaces.
Don’t do social distancing.
Sebi virus is virus.
During HIV and AIDS we still have many of you who damn consequences and do have sex without condoms.
So who am I to force you to use face mask?
If you choose to die by May 4th.
I release you to go and do whatever you want to yourself,
But as for me, my house hold and for all sane Nigerians, (and for all of us @[/color]), we shall choose to live.

We Rise!!


Awwww, all of us @[color=#006600] love you too!
Hugs and [/quote]..

don't tell me you wrote this long sentence just to mk no sense.

Let's see the outcome. The United States just need Hush and Wberry to tightening there system. You think US are stupid like Nigerians government that will prosecute fraudsters, don't be surprised if Hushpuppi and Mr Woodberry worked with the US Artificial Intelligence(AI). Hush and Wberry will help them with a lot of things and they need someone like them in there country to make sure there database is secure. The whites are more intelligent than African countries and shameless Nigerian will be criticizing Hush and Wberry. Your government are looting you every fucking days and you keep quite criticizing the rich Hush and Wberry. Wise up

shut up ur mouth oga....those two guys no nothing...america has people that are that can operate computers with their eyes closed.

ethicallyright:
Messi hates Melo because he is Brazilian and joined his teammates against him during Copa America. He's vindictive.

but he love neymar because he is Jamaican.....oga talk like who get sense

the cleaning of gutters and packing of wastes ?...is that not the job they are fighting for?

Mcoutureankara:
Bayelsa born football star, Phillip Otele who plays for FK Kauno Zalgris in Lithunia made headlines after bringing his team to a 3-2 win.

Philip Otele who wears the “Number 7” jersey for FK Kauno Žalgiris, made team of the week in “A lyga” due to his awesome performance when his team FK kauno Zalgris beat Vilnaius 3-2, after coming from 2 goals down to win the match.

Otele’s superlative penalty kick brought FK Kauno Žalgiris to 3 goals ahead of Vilnaius earlier 2 goals.

Otele while speaking to news men in Lithuania gave thanks to God Almighty and his team players. The excited footballer thanked his team players for believing in him and the Almighty God for giving him such platform and skills.


A member of the management team also said in the interview that Otele is just starting, meaning the best is yet to come. Otele has over time revealed his desire to get a national call from his country Nigeria, we hope it happens sooner than expected.

Watch the goal he scored below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_pROwX1D84

https://www.facebook.com/331659016959999/posts/2944087295717145/

so na this stupid boy spoilmy slip today.

Esseite:
Forget Edo.... it's gone, look towards Ondo, Anambra and Ekiti..

Those are closer apples except Anambra though.

which of the anambra...his useless party couldn't
even win in his village.

drake49:
MY GF SAY NO COVID IN NIGERIA... Am disappointed

you are supposed to be dissapointed in yourself

Afospecialk:
They are reorganizing to loot Edo allocation

Edoite have nothing to benefit



My question to all Tinubu enemies is this


Without godfatherism in your state what spectacular development have your state recorded since 1999 ?

A case study of Bayelsa and Abia state


Because I notice that Lagos that is purportedly considered as the only state with Godfatherism and remain the strongest economic viable center for Africa while

oga sshhhhhh...mk them open international airport for other states and also open the water ways of onitcha , calabar and rivers make we see lagos muscle.

Olakunleyakub:
Hatred will not make you go far in life.
Did buhari still win or loose after obasanjo failed to support his second term ambition?

you wey don go far e good for you......you know he lost election..too bad he is a power hungry Frick .....and we all know that tinubu is a local politician, his powers only ends in Lagos and a few western states.

cappucino925:
You can start dropping your mails!
OR Send a mail to ekenegodspower31@gmail.com

ezejoly@gmail.com

kinibigdeal:
The north brought down Jonathan not Tinubu

obasanjo and Obama did....not the north

Bewiseedet:
I fear tinubu oo. That man strong die

for Lagos .....he wasn't the one that made buhari president....obasanjo did.

Igbochief001:
Show me anywhere I said Biafra or death ...kanu is a fool and no body in Igbo land really takes him serious ...it's you out of fear

Yes we won't Biafra ..not kanu way ...

I have just told u the truth there is no way a Yoruba man can rule this country in 2023 take that to the bank

just listen to yourself ...
kalu is a fool...I pity you

TransflectTP:
They better call Calabar people to be standby just in case. Lol.

what a stupid way of thinking

a very fake news

heendrix:
This wount still make her look responsible esp having those demonic tattoos over her

only God knows if she has not initiate the lil girl already

stupid talk

Bobby4090:
My dear, ignorant people like u don't know what makes a city or a region great.
Administrative HQ doesn't really matter. What matters is where the operations take place. It's like saying PH and Warri has lost their place in our oil sector just because NNPC head office is in Abuja. Rubbish! Lagos is so independent that it doesn't lean on FG peanuts like other states.
As for companies, even if some relocate outside Lagos, does it not interest you that the world biggest single train refinery is being built in Lagos. With a capacity twice that of all your FG refineries combined.
This refinery also comes with the biggest petrol chemical complex and biggest fertilizer complex in Africa.
Go to Lekki Export Processing Zone and see how the Chinese are turning that place to a new China. Even a new Lekki port is being constructed there to decongest Apapa. Not to mention Eko Atlantic City that is being dubbed the new African Dubai.
My brother, if you are waiting for the fall of Lagos u will wait forever. Presently, nearly 70% of the foreign direct investments coming into Nigeria are looking for a place to set in Lagos. Ok?
Have a nice day!

you just have to read to understand all what he said is the truth...Lagos is booming because every other ports in the country were left to rot away because of nepotism from the northern leaders ....warri, calabar, portharcut, and river niger respectively... see immediately all these ports kick starts I a sure you this will definitely change....

[quote author=eagleu post=90781650]Those are reserved for the time when the oyel from the south is gone, and Arewa republic is in effect. [/quote



by then the world would have moved to a better and less polluting solar and electric machines.