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WandaNara:
Neymay my man. Try again next season man.

But wetin give him liver bring boom box come stadium against the mighty BAYERN?

Dalil8:
Showman

Learn from the God of Football Cristiano Ronaldo, he shows off but he always delivers.

G.O.A.T

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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Happy birthday

To all my baby girls

Don't let anybody Put pressure on you because of your age...to get married
Slow and steady wins the race

funke got married at the age of 35

DeMoneyGenius:
Inside life!

I see two things involved.

It's either her village people just opened her file or she's a Barca fan or both.

May our enemies never know our password!
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Meanwhile,

Here's your opportunity to earn at least $1000 in a month as an additional income.
It may be a lot but it can settle some bills no doubt.

Let's go gramming!!

SEE MY SIGNATURE NOW!

light099:
I'm sorry kids if i touched a nerve, but just like you all have your opinions, i also have mine, there shouldn't be any war in that.
You know, nature coded a tag or taxonomic hierarchy on each individual at birth. Each person is given a tag when he/she is born to life. Some are coded as superiors while some are coded as subordinates. However, in-order to keep life in balance, the ratio of superiors to subordinates must be minimum to maximum. That is why you have a single leader and millions of followers; a single celebrity ratio millions of fans, a single ruler ratio millions of subjects. Few of us were not coded to be subordinates.
There are only few 'Ronaldos and Messis' in life ratio millions or billions of their fans who spend their own lives watching the former on TV, promoting them, arguing about them all day, spending all the time on social media discussing about them, but some of us aren't meant to live like this.
While there are few superiors who spend their time to make themselves what they should be, there are billions of subordinates who spend their own lives promoting and serving the superiors, that is why i perfectly understand you all, but then, you should also understand me. That is why i'm taking time to explain this to you. There are lots of secrets about how this life operates and i can't explain them all, but once there is a chance like this, i try to explain, peradventure someone it's meant for would find it and read it. Premium stuffs like this are only meant for few people who're meant to understand it.

So, like i was saying, if Pessi or Penaldo have used all their lives being fan and watching football and arguing about football, they will never be football stars they're today. It's ironic that football stars spend less time watching football themselves than their fans, it's ironic that Mark Zuckerberg who enjoys all the money of Facebook spends lesser time on his own Facebook than millions of users who spend their whole lives there. Such is life.
So, if your genetic tag is to be on the receiving end in life, i'm not here to crucify you, enjoy your fan-ship and follower-ship, except that you understand my own side of the story too.
Millions of fans spent their lives watching and voting Mercy last season, but here is Mercy this season, saying she doesn't have that time to wake up at night and watch how some BBN housemates sleep. I can't blame her, that's how to know superiors from subordinates. She didn't tie rope on the neck of anyone last season to watch or vote her. Those people just decided on their own to serve Mercy. Being subordinates feels at home with so many people in life, few of us don't feel at home with such because that wasn't our genetic tag.

Once you're meant to be a superior, even if you're not yet at the position you want or you're yet to have the money you want, you're still a potential celebrity. Even if you're yet to become a celebrity, you won't feel comfortable being a loyal fan.
For those who're meant to be superiors in life, it's better to die trying to be a celebrity than feel comfortable being a fan. It's better to die trying than settle for the less. It's more noble to die trying than be a subject. But the good thing is, most superiors don't die trying, the always get to where they're meant to be sooner or later. I always have a lot of things to say but there is no time.
No time kids, i'm out of here.

Sonfethopia:
Well deserved victory, a lot of persons were on Bayern's side not because they don't like PSG but because they don't like neymar.

PSG wasted too many chances and let Bayern grow into the game.

This Bayern team is a combination of klopps Liverpool and Ferguson's man utd. Very illegal team.

light099:
After watching both sides for few moment, the winner became so obvious.
Bayern had more accurate team work while PSG forward was unable to calm down enough to deliver an organised attack. I can bet the balls of both Pessi and Penaldo that even if PSG was first to score, Bayern would have equalized.

But then, it all looked so boring, hard to believe this is what people die to watch and players get payed millions per week.
I would rather watch Futsal or UFC. Futsal is a more interesting version of the boring thing football is becoming.

Sorry, I'm just used to more interesting and thrilling shiits these days that Football is becoming a little boring except for special days like today. I can't spend my precious hours each weekend watching some overpaid spoilt brats dangling about on the pitch. Getting heartbroken in the name of dumb fan, while the overgrown kids get paid after playing rubbish.
Being a fan of a boring match don't pay bills.



Mehn! That guy right there is something else. He fit come out reach mid field. I never see that kind Nigga before.
Bayern for the next PES and FIFA games would be special cheat team.

Chiomatimo:
Wow, I really love her, everything was going on fine, I would have rounded up from uni but Corona kept me home, we visited each other, planned together, I was even raising money for a wedding in December before going back to school if school will eventually resume, I see don't know what happened, just started been cold towards me, picks her call anytime she wants, no more visits, I still don even go beg today, she nor even collect the gift wey I buy
I really love her

Officialgarri:
PDP sponsored violence. That's the only weapon they have.
This is democracy and you have every right to take sides with any political party. PDP should goan take their seat as opposition for the next 30 years and more...

Spits*

Ifenuwon933:
We guys are the problem oo
I had a friend who will say na small girl dey sweet and hear word pass...
We are invariable building broken lives...prostitutes
Girls that believe sex can get them anything
Girls that will decide to be baby mamas
Girls that will turn to junkies and have zero manners
If we guys maintain ourselves and behave like adults...talk sense to them rather than exploit the sexuality due to there innocence

Nyamuriflathead:
Keep Quiet and Reason like a normal human being.

1. El Rufia did not Ask NBA to invite him for a conference, they invited him on their own accord after reaching a decision.

2. The basis of the revokement of his invitation is sketchy, selective and reeks of profound hypocrisy since it bothers on profound ignorance & mere allegations

3. NBA ought to have rescinded the invitations of corrupt political spokespersons like obj and wike to serve the purpose of fairness & inclusiveness

4 El Rufai is not the cause of the chaos in NBA

5. Only hypocrites wouldn't blame the MBA for inviting politicians to address them at a conference when there are technocrats & professors who can serve such purpose.

6. NBA made their decision look like war against a particular region, tribe and religion

bbbabes:
A Nigerian man identified as Fortune has taken to Twitter to narrate how he was allegedly assaulted sexually by another man and his girlfriend in Ibadan.

According to the male model, he was stranded at a point in the city and requested for a lift from the couple who were going his way.

In his narration, he wrote on how the lady who appeared to be drunk tried to touch him some few minutes into the ride. His rejection led to the alleged assault by the lady and her partner, who was sitting at the passenger's side of the vehicle in the front.

He wrote:



https://twitter.com/BodilawFortune/status/1296781338507382786

pocohantas:
6 for N500.




I don’t know the English name , but if you are looking for a name that market women would understand, irrespective of tribe- tell them HOT LEAF.



I am not always this nice. Just that this is a food thread, I wouldn’t want my bad character to stop you from learning something.

YoungLionken:
Are they fed up or what?

Well, I dare him to leave. He would realize that he's not that good.

Messi should just remain there because,that's the only place he can perform well, earning his "world best" title.

If he ever leaves,then that's the beginning of his end in football...

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Dressing or no dressing

There are too many weray and perverts in da elm Street
That is not an excuse for that rubbish....
Same shit these perverts also do in new Benin market in Benin city once them see girls with tight fitted cloths.....

Na so one idiot be want try that nonsense on top my two sisters head.... because them wear one tight fitted skirt for new Benin market
He nor know say i dey waka dey come from their back...
The boy dey dragg and pull their arm....he one dey create awareness

As a real niggarrr i just waka reach were he dey na tell am make he nor try that nonsense again...make he nor even start that kind rubbish say i be Bini boy
If he try am say me and him go get problem and the whole of Benin city nor go dey safe for am....
Stupid perverts

pocohantas:
No it is not. In fact, I had to reduce the seafood because it would have swallowed my N250 okra. Soups will look so not-put-together when they are cooked newly, as they cool the ingredients will interact and it’ll thicken. This applies to soups cooked with achi/ofo/cocoyam. Don’t always use their hot state to judge the thickness, it thickens as it cools.



It was too much and that wasn’t for me sef. Can you see the okra now?

pocohantas:
What will you have it with?

NL is messing with the clarity of my pictures!

IkwerrePikin:
Good infrastructure development


Meanwhile: Amaechi2023

The man has done well and have the leadership experience, from speaker of Rivers state house of Assembly 8yrs to Governor 8yrs and now a second term minister with great results! He deserve it.

What is wrong with Nigerian youths self...so after everything wet this man done do you still no wan get sense.

Let it trend: #Amaechi2023

OfficialMURIC:
NBA as a group of learned literati, should have preference for the intellectuals over morons. But instead, NBA has shown itself to be phoney who will abandon its own morals in pursuit of sentiment and bias. Is NBA now an extension of CAN? Is El-Rufai responsible for the killings in Southern Kaduna? Why demonise El-Rufai and idolise Obasanjo and Wike (killers of innocent people and enemies of democracy)?

An association of NBA's breadth would fail if it depended solely on one side judgment. It is time NBA to chart a more robust course and rethink its policy after the dust settled. For an organisation in the need of momentous change, NBA has to decide who it puts its faith in.

Above all, NBA needs to regain legitimacy by holding itself to account.

davedy:
Good evening Nairalanders

I'm sorry for bringing up to this platform but is of necessity for me to bring it . I've been hearing it from people but I don't know how they do feel about it. I've heard stories about how a lady cheating on her guy and a man cheating, but all these stories I do see them as fantasy or something that is not real. I've heard about a lady killing herself because of her boyfriend and I've heard about a boy taking sniper because of a lady.
Recently, I was in love with a lady in my office and this lady she is 35 years of age, I am 37 years of age and I asked out, we started dating after a period of time, she told me about herself, after all in the place of her work, she has dated about three different persons that she had sex with them. People in the office do gossip about her because of how waryward life. They do call her prositute. With all that, I still love her. Before I came on board, she told me about her neighbour and all what they've done like touching and kissing was the highest they have done and I said ok. We started dating and working towards marriage. At a time, we got intimate. I never knew that she was still seen her neighbor. She do go to his room to charge her phone. I never knew that they were having sex and she was having sex with me. she always claim that I'm the only person she is having sex with but I have this kind of feeling that she is cheating on me. I do always argue and challenged her faithfulness and at the end , she will put her.a defensive mode accusing me that I didn't trust her. Some days ago, when i challenged her with evidence if cheating. she confessed to me about how she and her neighbour been having sex and I was heartbroken, that night, I slept in a house I couldn't get it, I never knew that I love her so much, that was a period I knew that I was deeply in love with her. I feel like dying, I feel like everything is over. I love her so much, I want to marry her. Few days ago, I travelled to meet with my parents and discussed my marriage issues with then. I told my girl about it but she didn't blive. With all these, she didn't feel remorseful. I wish I had never met her. I am in pain.. What should I do? I am a confused man now.


Please Seun move to front-page. I will appreciate it. Thanks.

rentAcock:
This is the reason why everyone should become their own boss. Working under anyone else is slavery.

ThatFairGuy:
Very essential, competition won't make the price rise.
Also Indirectly, it'll boast locally made soft drinks like Zobo, Kunu, soy milk and fruit extract juice.
This will boast production of such farm produce as well.

TO ME, THIS IS GOOD DEVELOPMENT

RichBoy247:
Will El-Rufai die if he does not speak at the Conference? He may even clse down COurts in Kaduna State and Lawyers in Kaduna state will go hungry. Nonsense without Ingredients.