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Why don't they use their nuclear bombs and nuke this hurricane away?

I thought the yankeez are the highest power, are they not today?

Which bible? There are so many of them. NIV, KJV, NKJV, CATHOLIC VERSION, and so forth.

WHICH ONE?

ochallo: so that she can start cooking and cleaning for you, so typical of Nigerian men, they see something very good , take it home and turn it into their pillow and rid it of all it;s potentials.

Would rather have a full skin oyinbo? at least nigerian men are circumcised, which means you wont have to scoop some cheese before you svck it

[quote author=Red-Light]i always have crush on serena.. especially her big bo00bs and asss.. damn!!! i wish i could fuc.k that girl[/quote]Bro, you are not alone. She is the only reason I watch tennis.
Please jesus god of igbos. Deliver serena into my bedroom. Amen!!!

CrazyMan: Do they want to kill the old man?

He's 76 years for christ sake...I feel a heavy fine would be a much fairer judgment that the jail sentence.

They should learn from the Nigerian Judiciary system...the rich are fined heavily, while the poor are sentenced to jail or killed.

Yeah right The old fraudster pockets €250m and gets fined €10m. Thats what they call a heavy fine.

My former noisy filthy thieving ibo neighbour in hackney made everyone in the estate feel nigerian. Anyway, at least he made the police call everyone in that area a nigerian

virtuoso01: And still they do not want to brand Boko Haram an international terrorist organisation.


Maybe until they get to South Africa before they do that.

Who should? why don't you brand them anything you want?

seyibrown: The message has not changed, regardless of the various translations.[img][/img][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#990000][/color] Many modern people will not find the KJV language attractive at all or even comprehend most of it. The availability of other versions in plainer English Language has helped people understand the message more. It has allowed for comparison where texts are not clear to the reader. also encouraged research into the word and the customs of the era in which the Testaments were written. It is a great advantage to the Gospel to have the Bible in so many translations.

The next translation may be a 'text speak' one, for those who can't write or read english properly.

If one version has 73 books and another version has 66 books, surely the message has not only changed but also purposefully distorted.

I didn't know that catholics and protestants have different bibles And neither did I know that there is King James version, New King James Version, New International Version, and other versions.

In fact after knowing that one bible has 73 books and another has 66, now I begin to think that God's word has been tampered with. Either one of them or both of them are NOT from God.

How many versions of Koran are there? May those who know enlighten us please?

Nigerians do not hate Igbos. Nigerians ignore igbos because of the noise they make and also their thieving tendencies.

bonoboz will be happy with this stupid movie. Americans should stay in america. period. P-R-E-O-I-D. PERIOD.

how s this even a contest? Unless a brother is after an oyinbo visa/passport; no one would choose that old oyinbo woman. Apart from nyigbos of course, bedding an oyinbo woman to them is an achievement on its own right, even though she may be 108 years old.

I am yet to meet a woman with more than one of those 7 attributes. Surely this is a justification for me to date seven women, one with each of the above characteristics. And that goes to show that our forefather have massively out thought us and they certainly recognised early on about the importance of having multiple wives. We've abandoned our education and adopting oyinbo one wife and many concubines philosophy.

Well, it guarantees you seeex anytime you want it (appart from the time when she is taking her leakage periods of the month of course). I think having not to worry about when will I get laid next is one of the biggest achievement a man can have.
Im not sure if it feels the same for ladies

The purpose of a black christian man or woman is to serve the white people. That is why white people want every black african become a christian.

Can anyone enlighten me the relationship of gentiles and zionism? are igbo no gentiles according to jewish tradition? is the enugu grown cannabis that strong really? I used to think Malawi grown cannabis was the strongest but the igbo have just shown me that I was wrong

Soyinka was indeed a biafran spy. He used to bang an enugu chick and she convinced soyinka to support the biafra movement and he agreed to.

only in nigeria can an okada carry another okada

The OP must be an nyigbo man. Since there are no stunners on nyigboland, they see rihannaaaa as the goddess of beauty. Move up north and westward and you will find out that rihhanna is just a housegirl in terms of beauty.

Plus rihhannaaaa has more oyinbo blood in her than african blood. She is only considered black thanks to jim crow one drop rule.

Numbers 31: 17-18
"And now kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has had intercourse with a man by lying with a male.

And preserve alive for yourselves all the little ones among the women who have not known the act of lying with a male"

I love the bible

Men, we are more responsive to visual perception than romantic gestures. All we need to see is a nice curvy body with a round ass. Ladies, as long as your nice round ass is not covered with cellulites, you have a free access into our wallets, forever.
All we need in return is a free and sporadic access into your "fanjans".

I enjoy most the section where nyigbos get nabbed for narcotic smuggling

If a phrase doesn't exist in your language then don't be bothered by that.

Agege bread or obe eran is allowed into the uk. Be careful though with the immigration officials as they may still them and eat them, then they will tell you that they just confiscate them.

slimdiggi: This is Spartar! Kill them all!

They are not boko haram, they are just boko haram suspects you mumu. Wait when your brother gets killed as a "suspect" of anything; then you will learn to not rejoice the murder of a suspect.

donniemc: MY FELLOW NIGERIAN, I WOULD LOVE TO ANSWER YOUR ONLY REASONABLE POINTS THAT NO BLACKMAN HAS PRAYED AT THE BASILICA,YOU ARE WRONG THEY ARE MANY,GOOGLE 'POPE ARINZE',THEY DO THAT VIRTUALLY EVRYDAY, AND YOU SHOULD REALLY BE TIRED OF MY INSULTS,SO MUSLIMS PRESERVED WRITING ABI?, IS PRESERVATION AN INVENTION, DID EINSTEIN, FARADAY , OR NEWTON PRESERVE ELECTRICITY? THEY DISCOVERED IT AND MANY OTHER THINGS, AM NOT ARGUING THAT MUSLIMS ARE GOOD RECORD KEEPERS, OF COURSE THAT THE JOB OF A TYPICAL SLAVE, I SAID TELL ME ONE INTELLECTUALLY SOUND MUSLIM THAT HAS THE PEDIGREE OF FARADAY OR NEWTON,OK WHILE YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT THAT THE SCRIPTURE U QUOTED FROM NUMBER, I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO REALLY EXPLAIN IT TOO YOU BUT AM SURE YOU PROBABLY WNT UNDERSTAND I MEAN IF U CANT DIFFRECIATE BETWEEN INTELLIGENCE, INVENTION, AND PRESERVATION THAT SCRIPTURE WUD OBVIOUSLY BE A HARD NUT TO CRACK,OK IF ISLAM IS NOT ABOUT VIOLENCE ,SEX AND SLAVERY HOW COME ALL TERORIST ACTIVITY EVER RECORDED IN THE HISTORY OF MAN WERE FROM ISLAMIST, I NEED NOT MENTION OSAMA N THE BOKO HARAM OF THIS WORLD...ok i rest my case i Just tried to google an INTELLECTUALLY SOUND MUSLIM, UNFORTUNATELY I DIDNT FIND ONE, PLS GET MY POINT AM NOT TRYIN TO BASH ISLAM, IT ALREADY HAS A BAD NAME GLOBALLY, AM JUST STATING THE OBVIOUS THAT ISLAM DEOS NOT PROMOTE INTELLECTUALISM!! ....wnt reply anymore of your post
but pls SAVE ISLAM SOME FACE TRY TO GROW YOUR INTELLECT AND MAKE IMPACT ON OUR WORLD!!...LETA

At least now I know your problem.
I said no blackman has ever lead a prayer in st peter's basilica; and you say that I said "NO BLACKMAN HAS PRAYED IN ST, PETERS BASILICA".

As you put it before, I cannot reason at your level.

donniemc: MY DEAR FRIEND, I PROVIDED HISTORICAL PROOFS TO BACK MY "OPINIONS" AND YOU PROVIDED POINTLESS RELIGIOUS INSPIRED RANTINGS TO BACK YOUR "FACTS"...BUT REALLY AM NOT SUPRISED ISLAM HAS NOT YET PRODUCED 1 INTELLECTUALLY SOUND PERSON, hatz why most inventions in the world were by christian atheist or guyz from eastern religions,but seriously if all mohammed can promise you is 'seven Virgins' for sacrificing your precious Life, well i think it sums what your religion is all about "SEX',VIOLENCE AND SLAVERY..........IF AM CORRECT YOU ARE A SLAVE OF gOD ABI?....slaves dnt think they ony take orders....lol

Goodness me;
These are my facts. None of the can be disputed.
1. Hajj is compulsory only for those who can afford it.
2. Islam do not have one living man as a head of all muslims worldwide
3. Catholics have one man who is the leader of all catholics, and he MUST be whiteman
4. Anglicans have one man/woman who is their world leader and must be an Englishman
5. Islam has had black people since its begining
6. The prayer call was put together by a blackman
7. No one arab on planet earth can claim the title of all muslims in the world
8. There are black imams leading prayer in the holy mosque of mecca.
9. No blackman has ever lead a prayer in vatican st peter's basilica
10. No black man has ever lead a prayer in a jewish temple or synagogue


To you, all these are pointless religious inspired rantings.

I rest my case.

And about the 7 virgins, some of you say 72 virgins; show me that in qur'an. If you wanna know the value of sex and savaging virgins, you wont find that in qur'an, but don't go no further than the holy bible. Open your bible and read Numbers 31: 17-18; You will see sex, violence, and virgins.

rhymz: while I find your post funny and interesting, I still think you are stating personal opinions and not fact.
Just like Christianity, the origin and concept of Islam did not have any serious relationship with Black African people worthy of note and recorded in the Koran and hadith.
They are even more racist than the whites. They actually started the concept of slavery even before the white man.
Infact, Islam is a religion, whose sacred writings contain explicit denigrating remarks about African people. Here are some remarks from your darling prophet Mohammed, himself about black people
Hadith; vol.9:162,163: Muhammad warned that dreams of black women meant disease was forthcoming. "I heard the Apostle say: ‘Whoever wants to see Satan should look at Nabtal!' He was a black man with long flowing hair, inflamed eyes, and dark ruddy cheeks.... Allah sent down concerning him: ‘To those who annoy the Prophet there is a painful doom." [9] "Gabriel came to Muhammad and said, ‘If a black man comes to you his heart is more gross than a donkey's.'" ~Ishaq 243 "Ham [Africans] begat all those who are black and curly-haired, while Japheth [Turks] begat all those who are full- faced with small eyes, and Shem [Arabs] begat everyone who is handsome of face with beautiful hair. Noah prayed that the hair of Ham's descendants would not grow beyond their ears, and that whenever his descendants met Shem's, the latter would enslave them." ~Tabari II:21
na this kind person na im you wan take make mouth? He sounded like a member of KKK in the 4th century.

Hadith; is something anyone can make one. In fact some hadith is like the twitter of those day. find me one line in Qur'an that says blacks are inferior, and i will bedome a christian on that day.

The story of Ham, Shem and jafet is not in qur'an. Its in the bible.

donniemc: MY DEAR FRIEND BEHOLD YOU HAVE EXHIBITED A HIGH FORM OF IGNORANCE...to start with EUROPE DID NOT START A FEW HUNDRED YEARS AGO LIKE ISLAM INFACT EUROPE PREDATES ISLAM WITH ALMOST A MILLENIUM.PEOPLE LIKE ALEXANDER THE GREAT WERE EUROPEANS, AND ALEXANDER AND THE GREAT ROMAN EMPIRE EXISTED WAY BEFORE MOHAMED, PLUS THE CONCEPT OF ANYTHING BLACK BEING EVIL ONCE AGAIN DID NOT ORIGINATE FROM EUROPE THAT CONCEPT WAS BORROWED FROM EGYPT IN AFRICA DURING THE REIGN OF ANAKATHON THE HUSBAND OF 'NEFERTITI' AND ONCE AGAIN MOHAMED WHO STARTED 'ISLAM' WAS BORN ALMOST A THOUSAND AND A HALF YEARS AFTER THAT CONCEPT HAD CIRCULATED THE WORLD SO WIHTOUT A DOUBT THAT 'BLACKBOX' WAS SOMEHOW RACIALLY INSPIRED, AND JUST INCASE YOU DONT KNW, ISLAM IS ONE OF THE LAST RELIGIONS TO BE FORMED, IT ONLY PREDATES A NORE RECENT RELIGION
LIKE BUDUIHSM SO MOST OF THE CONCEPT YOU SEE IN THE QURAN WERE BORROWED FROM OTHER RELIGIONS WHICH PREDATED ITS. EVEN THE STONING OF EVIL THINGS WAS A CONCEPT BORROWED FROM THE OLD TESTAMENT OF THE CHRISTIANS AND THE ACIENT RELIGION OF HINDUISM...AND AS FOR YOUR PRAYERS DO YOU KNOW ISLAM IS THE ONLY RELIGION IN THE WORLD THAT DEMAND THAT ITS FOLLOWERS MOST PRAY 5 TIMES A DAY, BUT THATZ A TALK FOR ANOTHER DAY...EVEN YOUR QURAN DID NT FALL FROM HEAVEN IT WAS INSPIRED BY MOHAMMED'S WIFE WHO WAS A JEW VAST IN THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE JEWS, WHICH EXPLAINS WHY GUYZ LIKE MOSES, ABRAHAM ALL THOSE GUYS FOUND IN THE BIBLE ARE SHAMELESLY DUPLICATED IN THE QURAN, AM VERY SORRY THERE IS NOTHING ORIGINAL ABOUT ISLAM, NIETHER DEOS YOUR JIHAD SOUND INSPIRING, THATZ WHY THE NUMBER OF MUSLIMS EVERYDAY ARE REDUCING(check world stats), BUT SERIOUSLY I DONT EXPECT YOU TO REASON AT MY LEVEL, IF YOU CAN ENTRUST YOUR ETERNITY TO THE HAND OF A MAN "MOHAMMED" THAT CATEGORICALLY STATES THAT HE HIMSELF DEOS NOT KNOW WHRE HE HIS GOING, THEN I MEAN U CANT POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MY POINT EVEN THOUGHH THEY ARE ARE HISTORICALLY FOUNDED...MY CANDID ADVICE SWITCH TO CHRISTIANITY LIKE MOST OF YOUR CONVERTD BROTHERS, JOIN THE BIG FAMILY THERE ARE TRIPPLE THE NUMBER OF CHRISTIANS ALIVE THAN MUSLIM...NOW INSTEAD OF YOU GUYS TO THINK OF PRESERVING YOUR NUMBERS YOU ARE BUSY BLOWING YOURSELF UP ALL IN THE NAME OF GETTING 7 VIRGINS..BUT SERIOUSLY IS THAT RELIGION SO SENSELESS THAT IT THINKS HEAVEN WOULD BE ALL ABOUT SEX?...LOL

The only true thing in your post is that "I cannot reason at your level". Since when can facts argue against opinions?

logica: LOL. So Uthman dan Fodio is the originator of Islam? Dude, Orthodox Christianity had been in Ethiopia much longer than most parts of Europe; and last I checked Ethiopia is in Africa. You are merely speaking of Mainstream Christianity here.

Cool bro, I forgot that its ethiopians who brought christianity to Nigeria. Even though Im yet to meet one nigerian who is adherence to ethiopian orthodox church.

Emmy9ite: Fellow Nairalanders,I greet y'all.

This question has been bothering me.I want to know the difference between 'I love you' and 'Am in love with you'.

Some people may argue that there is no difference but i believe there is. Now if you u think there is no difference,

state your reasons and if there is, explain the difference.

Over to you.

And it will continue to bother you until the day you start thing of love in your own language.

rhymz: Are you high on Alomo Bitters? What kind of garbage Knowledge are you trying to show here. Are you saying black people did not exist when Jesus was in existence or when his forebearers Abraham and Moses were in existence. Do you even understand how the Islam religion spread? The vast majority of early muslim converts were people that were conquered by Mohammed and his Army and forced to convert from their traditional pegan worship and beliefs to a Mohammed created Islam religion. The christian concept is very complex than that. Anyway, the crux of my argument is that while all these religions started, there were black people already in existence who evidently did not have anything to do with all the mainstream religions of Today until they were forced, cajoled and manipulated to accept these religions hence their spread and popularity. Their origins and concept have vague or no relationship with black people of Africa so why make it look like whatever these religions profess is devine and superior to the former beliefs of the conquered converts. Is it because they had the political might to enforce their belief system on others to the point it now seem like thiers is the truth?
If Jesus the son of is portrayd as white, does it not tell the origins already? In china, Bhudda images of God are usually asian looking, aint it? It all points out to the fact that all of these religions including our former traditional African religion all are talking about thesame thing except that the proponents are saying one is superior to the other and all that bullshit.

Lol, I don't know what Alomo Bitters is; but if its good and legal then Im for that.
What I am saying is: When islam started in mecca, black people were part of and were neither superior nor inferior members within islam. When christianity started in the same deserts black people were not part of it. In fact even the oyinbo who brought it to africa was not part of it. That is the difference, Islam came to afrca from its origin. Christianity came to Africa from NOT its origin. The europeans who brought christianity to Africa did not really bring christianity but they brought europistianity. If indeed jesus was born in the deserts where only palm trees fluorish, why then do nigerian christians celebrate the birth of jesus with pine trees which are european trees? I have met christians families in nigeria who not only buy a european chrismass tree, but also puts some fluffy cottons on the tree to symbolise snow or snow flakes. Im sure you know that jesus had never seen snow in his life time broda.