₦airaland Forum

sirusX:
This is the kind of scenario where someone deems it fit to put in effort, sweat, time and money

Who did we offend?

akan102:
What are their requirements

agarawu23:
No wonder diamond/access bank keeps pushing loan offer to us

omenka:
Make EFCC catch them dey use lappy.

Even me sef dey fear to carry my laptop around nowadays.

alonzoiv:
So, what now happened? Because you sang/featured in Totori, you are now a star?

etrange:
First, "how was your night?" is grammatically correct and therefore cannot be termed "wrong English". Having said this, it's apparent that its use or otherwise is subject to regional differences.

Some greetings are used more frequently in certain parts of the world than others due to cultural differences and provided there's nothing wrong with the grammar, there's nothing like wrong or right here. While an English man would rather ask about the weather, a Nigerian man would prefer to ask if your night went well.

However, you might want to use the form of greeting more popular in your immediate location.

Do you know a Chinese man asks "chi fan le?" as a form of greeting? It simply means "have you eaten rice?" or more literally "eaten rice?". And no, it's not wrong.

vingeophysicist:
That is their plan but I cover my Apl with the blood of Jesus

NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

Iamgrey5:
Hmmm.. so was Chambers and co for Southampton back then, but where are they today?

My point is that no one would have thought he would be reaching this type of height today.

Iamgrey5:
He ball well well when team play correct football.

But you go think say those average players wey go ball for small team come flop for big teams that time.

Iamgrey5:
Mane of Southampton of those days,who would have thought?

He was still struggling with Southampton when Messi was already receiving golden boot awards in Europe.

It just goes to show that if you keep improving in this life, you will definitely get there someday.

9jaBloke:
A learned man is a man that knows enough to know that he knows nothing.


Likewise, wealthy people don't go on air to brag about their bank accounts.

greenprince:
Na lie! Dekumzy don die? Oh Lord!